Chapter 60
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"Dad." Wang Ping picked up the phone.
Before he could even ask, a voice came from the other end of the line.
"My son! Dad will die with his eyes wide open, and he will never be able to swallow this anger."
Wang Ping:"……"
"My son! Dad will die with his eyes wide open, and he will never be able to swallow this anger."
Wang Ping continued:"……"
Seeing no one answering, there was a pause on the phone, and then there was another voice.
"" Son! Dad will die with his eyes wide open. He can't get over this."
Beep -
Wang Ping hung up the phone directly.
Ding-ling-ling! Not long after the phone was hung up, an incoming call rang.
The caller ID displayed"Crooked Dad."
Before he answered the call, a text message came in with a ding-dong sound, and the content of the text message flashed on the phone screen.
The content of the text message:"Son, your kind father took time out of his busy schedule to call you, answer it quickly."
Looking at the text message, Wang Ping's mouth twitched, and he quickly sent a text message.
"Impossible! My loving father died in the First World War, his head was blown up by a missile, his body is still warm."
Ding Dong, a text message came.
"Bullshit, answer the phone, you little bastard, are you itching for skin?"
Wang Ping had no choice but to answer the phone.
"Dad, what do you want from me?"
"My son! Daddy will die with his eyes wide open, unable to swallow……"
"Stop! Dad, if you want to die with your eyes open, close them. If you can't swallow this breath, swallow it hard. Hurry up and return to heaven so that I can inherit your meager fortune."
"Damn, you actually cursed your dad to death, you little bastard, I should have ejaculated on cheap tissue paper."
Faced with the words on the other end of the phone, Wang Ping exhaled and replied faintly:
"Rabbit head meat……"
Suddenly, the phone went quiet, and a coughing sound was heard from someone choking on water.
"Ahem...Okay, I won't joke with you anymore. Son, what have you been doing recently? It's been a few years, and your father is almost half buried in the ground. Why haven't you found a wife yet? If this continues, I will die with regrets."
Like other parents, Wang Ping's father called to ask about Wang Ping's life-long affairs.
Since he was a child, Wang Ping's father was not at home every other day and was often out.
However, although Wang Ping's father was out, he often called home to care about his son.
Especially since Wang Ping started college, he often called to ask about Wang Ping's marriage.
If Wang Ping's father hadn't called Wang Ping much recently because of urgent matters at work, he would definitely call at least once or twice a month.
"Dad, I don't have time to look for you. Besides, you are only in your forties. It's too early for you to be buried."
"What? So you want to wait until I'm buried before you get married?"
"It's okay. I'll dig you out when the time comes. Let's bask in the sun and meet our daughter-in-law."
"Stop talking nonsense to me. I will be back in Peng in a few days. You can rob me or pretend to be me, but I must see my daughter-in-law. Otherwise, I will hang myself to show you."
Wang Ping raised his eyebrows, as if he remembered something. The father on the other end of the phone
"Dad, didn’t you say last month that you were going to Europe to do archaeological research in Rome? It would take at least two or three months. Why are you back now?"
Wang Ping's father is an archaeologist by profession. He is out doing archaeological research almost every day. He claims to explore all ancient history and restore the most authentic ancient history to the world.
"Don't mention it. I went with Rogers and the others. You know, it's no good when I go archaeological excavation with Rogers. I don't know if it's because of the legendary conflict between the five elements."
‘This time I went to Rome for archaeological research and I was unlucky. I accidentally pressed a mechanism in an ancient tomb and caused one of the tombs to collapse. Now I am still dealing with the collapse. While I am dealing with the collapsed tomb, I will go to you to see my future daughter-in-law."
On the phone, Wang Ping's father was speechless and felt a pain in the ass.
Listening to his words, Wang Ping didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Two figures appeared in his mind.
One figure had black hair and yellow skin, and looked about 70% similar to himself. The other was a foreigner with golden hair and wearing a washed-out archaeological uniform.
The two were wrestling with each other. The blond foreigner spoke with a fluent Sichuan accent and cursed each other with the other figure.
"You idiot"
"You bastard, stay away from me"
"I fuck the immortal board"
"Fuck you, you immortal shovel."
At this moment, Wang Ping's mind was vividly playing the scene, and he couldn't help laughing.
It was probably that his father and Rogers had quarreled again during this trip to Rome.
Then a few days later, they were arm in arm, drinking beer, singing heroic songs, and visiting the red light district.
While recalling, Wang Ping received a call on his mobile phone.
"Son, I'll be back next week."
Beep— without giving Wang Ping a chance to reply, the call was hung up.
Wang Ping shook his head and sighed.
His father was actually coming back.
"No, I have to find someone to pretend. Anyway, my dad said that it doesn't matter whether it's robbing or pretending."
Wang Ping made a quick decision to find someone to pretend.
The reason was simple. If he didn't find someone, his dad would probably start arranging his own marriage again, and he might introduce Rogers' daughter to him.
Thinking of Rogers' daughter, Wang Ping, who was not afraid of ghosts, felt his scalp tingling and showed unprecedented fear. He absolutely couldn't kill Rogers' daughter, she was a 300-pound meat bomb tank.
For his own lifelong happiness, Wang Ping needed to work hard to pretend.
"Taxi!"
Wang Ping stopped a taxi and drove to the Renaissance Hotel.
……
Renaissance Hotel, 24th Presidential Suite.
After dealing with the haunted hotel, Zhang Hao and his sister and Chu Lili packed up and prepared to leave tomorrow. Wang Ping also bought a plane ticket and prepared to go back with Chu Lili. Everyone should have their own activities tonight, but Wang Ping called Chu Lili and threatened to discuss with her something important that would lead to a catastrophe.
Chu Lili was shocked when she heard it.
Although she knew that Wang Ping was probably up to something, she still went to Wang Ping's presidential suite.
After all, it's better to be safe than sorry, what if something really happened to Wang Ping.
In addition to Chu Lili, she also brought Zhang Yan.
Because the two were taking a sauna and doing a SPA in the hotel at the time
, Chu Lili opened the door of the presidential suite and Wang Ping came to greet her.
"It's so uncomfortable, Ma Feifei!"
Chu Lili rolled her eyes and said, stretching out a hand to block Wang Ping who was approaching
"Don't exploit the deceased anchor, if you have anything to fart, please fart now"
"OK, this is what I mean about my fart. Lily, weren't you curious about my dad before? My dad is coming back soon. Do you want to see my dad?"
Chu Lili and Zhang Yan stared at each other. Wait, is this the catastrophe you mentioned?
I remembered the story about his father that Wang Ping had told me and others.
It seemed... it was really a catastrophe!
The father of Wang Ping, who was praised by Wang Ping as scarier than a ghost, was coming.
But why did it feel weird when Wang Ping said this?
What do you mean my dad is back? Do you want to go see my dad?
Why does it sound like a national treasure panda has come to the zoo? Do you want to go see the rare animal panda?
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