Chapter 143
Barbara prayed:"Wow, Lord Barbatos, the Sky Harp is broken again. It's the church's fault for not keeping it properly. I hope you will punish it!"
Wendy was silenced again:
Qin·Continuously speechless:
Yun Jin looked at Xiangling in the video:"With two gods beside her, Xiangling is still so calm! No, Xiangling still loves slime so much."
Xiangling put her hands on her hips:"Humph, in my eyes, there are only edible and inedible things."
Keqing couldn't hold back:"Holding your own funeralOnly Lord Barbatos of Mondstadt dares to say this so bluntly."
Hu Tao pretended to cough:"Ahem, speaking of the emperor's funeral, there must be a sense of ceremony. Zhongli Keqing is from our Wangsheng Hall. If you need this kind of service, please identify Wangsheng Hall. The price is guaranteed to satisfy you!"
Zhongli's expression at this moment can only be expressed in three words:
Xingqiu spread his hands:"Hutao, do you want to make me laugh to death first, and then hold a funeral for me?"
Hutao's eyes lit up:"Oh, the second young master of Feiyun Chamber of Commerce, a big client, it's not impossible!"
Chongyun poked Xingqiu on the side,"Xingqiu, stop joking, I think she is serious"
Qiqi:"Hutao, the high temperature is terrifying! So scary!"
Klee:"Don't be afraid, Qiqi, Klee is here to protect you. If anyone wants to bully you, I will throw a bouncing bomb at him and blow him up to the sky, hehehe!"
Hutao's mischievous interest was aroused again:"Oh? If I release Captain Qin, how will you respond?"
Klee was scared:"Qin, Qin, Captain QinQiqi, please protect me!"
Zhang Fan:"Why are the two Fire A's fighting?"
Paimon:"Fire A?"
Jean saw the embarrassing scene of Wendy in the video, and now she felt that she should speak up for her own god:"Ahem, Lord Barbatos has also done a lot for Mond."
Tevarin said disdainfully:"What is it? Is he serious about this?"
Wendy tried to get away with it:"Hey hey!"
Tevarin knew from the look on his face that this guy was unreliable:"Hey, you big-headed ghost! Look at him, he's always saying hey hey, he's useless now"
The still sealed Ruota Dragon King said he had something to say:"Mara coughs to death!!!"
【Live video continues】
【The shadow avatar stepped forward again to mediate the fight, but his tone changed:"You can't kill anyone like this."】
【Wendy's avatar continued to ignore it:"Old antique, just pretending!"】
【Shadow Avatar: Stop fighting on the street"】
【Zhongli's avatar:"You little liar, you don't know what's good for you!"】
【Shadow Avatar:"Why don't you go to the dance studio? It's so embarrassing!"】
【Wendy's avatar:"You're the loser dragon, keep scolding me!"】
【Zhongli's avatar:"Slacker, can you please be a little nicer?"】
【The fight between the two unknown (god) creatures became more intense】
【Wendy’s avatar blurted out:"Shitty God!"】
【Zhongli's avatar:"You are the one who sucks!"】
【The shadow avatar creature continued to mediate:"Stop talking, we’re all rotten!"】
【As soon as this sentence came out, the two gods who were still fighting finally stopped. Wendy's avatar said:"What did you just say??"】
【Ying looked at the silent atmosphere and tried to ease the awkwardness:"What is that?Is everyone poor?"】
【Wendy's avatar creature turns into an enemy:"Who are you calling poor? Fat nerd!"】
【This time it was Zhongli's avatar creature's turn to mediate:"Hey, hey, hey, Venti, stop talking nonsense!"】
【The scene changed to the real scene of General Lei Dian. The general held high his dream and looked fierce,"I will build you into the statue!"】
【The scene changed again, and only the heads of Venti and Zhongli were exposed on the Thousand-Armed and Hundred-Eyed Statue. Well, they even blinked a few times! 】
The video ends here.
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Ying saw the screen in the live broadcast room flash, and the real general appeared with a sword in hand,"Hey, why did the scene change suddenly? It's scary!"
Paimon was scared,"Indeed, when I think about it now, I still remember it clearly. When this scene is played, I can still feel the general's pressure."
Ying looked at the last scene and couldn't help it. He laughed with Paimon,"Hahaha, Venti? Zhongli? Although, fortunately, it was not me who was built into the statue! Hahaha!"
Kujo Sara rushed to flatter the general.’："The general is still like thisAwesome!"
At this time, Ying seemed to be disgusted with the other two gods, and rarely made a complaint:"Shame on you!" However,
Yae Shenzi covered her mouth with her hand:"Fat otaku? Hehehe, oh my, Ying, why can't I stop laughing!"
Ying:
Nilu looked at him with a smile on her face:"Did you feelThey are just like children quarreling, so interesting!"
Paimon also nodded in agreement:"Yes, yes, interesting."
Xiaogong propped up his chin by the railing:"I wonder if other gods will be like this!"
Fu Nina:"Ahem, let's not do that. Although I am no longer a god, I don't want people from other worlds to hang my portrait on the statue. It's so scary, okay?"
Hu Tao smiled and patted Zhongli on the shoulder:"Prodigal Dragon? Hehe, Zhongli, you see, even people from other worlds think you are a prodigal!" Paimon touched his chin
:"Zhongli has another nickname!"
Zhongli looked calm:"Master, there is no need to be like this. I just advanced more from my future salary."
Hu Tao's face ached when he heard it. What do you mean by advanced more? It's what you owed before. If your identity hadn't been exposed, you would have to work for hundreds of years to pay it back, okay!
Dixia:"Do you think that when they say each other is a rotten god, it's okay, but when the general said"everyone is rotten"Why do you want to laugh so much?"
Kavi looked at the people who were drinking in front of him, including Tinari, Senor, and Elhaisen, the four top students of the School of Religion:"Stop talking, everyone is rotten."
Senor and Tinari didn't say anything. But
Elhaisen said he had something to say:"I'm so rotten that I won't live in someone else's house!"
Kavi's joking expression froze, staring at Elhaisen in front of him, unable to say anything, snorted coldly, picked up the wine on the table, and drank it fiercely.
Elhaisen continued in a leisurely voice:"If you can pay for today's bill, you can stay anywhere you want this month!"
"Boss, check out!"
"By the way, is it really reasonable to build the Emperor into the statue?"
Yingmei smirked:"Why is it unreasonable? What is your Emperor? He is the God of Rock. It is normal to build a 'rock' into the statue!"
Paimon spread his hands:"Don't say it, if Zhongli is not reasonable. Building Venti into the statue is even more unreasonable. He is just a gust of wind. When the people come to worship and pay homage, they will see the statue like this and wonder, 'What kind of engineering is this statue? How come it leaks air!'’"
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