Chapter 133
"Fuck!"
"This is too cruel!"
"I gave you a thumbs up: You are so cruel!"
"How desperate is this guy to eat the government's food? You don't have to be so tactful if you want to provide food and accommodation."
"Transparent, safe and sunny apartment, modern minimalist pure prison style, everyone should take a look and cherish it"
"If the anchor doesn't broadcast live tomorrow, I guess he will go in and use the sewing machine"
"It's floating, it's floating, now it's actually playing so big"
"The anchor is proving to us with practical actions that there is no lower limit to IQ"
"To those newcomers, let me ask you guys, are you going to explode?!!"
"Damn, just reading the title has shocked me so much that I don't know what to say. Why didn't I discover such a treasure anchor earlier?"
"If you don't understand, just ask, the anchor wore black stockings to withdraw money, is it a legitimate way to withdraw money?"
The netizens in the live broadcast room were extremely shocked, but when this barrage came out, they were dumbfounded.
Everyone knows that the process of withdrawing money is to queue up to get a number, hand over the card and enter the password, sign and get the money.
But the title only says wearing black stockings and a head cover?
���The netizens who saw this possibility couldn't help but shudder.
Could this withdrawal be a physical withdrawal?
Thinking of this, the barrage of comments suddenly exploded.
"Oh my god, they are going to rob a bank."
"Then won’t those of us watching the live broadcast be considered accomplices?"
"When you are at home, disaster may come from the sky"
"This is crossing the line. I'm just a jerk watching the live broadcast, and you're trying to drag me into this?"
"Prison Blast Preparation"
"@Shanghai police, I'm sorry, there are no idols in the face of crime, I can only help you here."
"@Dear police officer, you have a new order, please check it."
"I am watching in the live broadcast room today. If the anchor does anything illegal, I will report it immediately."
"Report? I'll call the police! Don't ask, if you ask, you're well-aware."
"......"
Looking at the barrage of comments refreshing in front of him, Su Yang was somewhat amused.
How could a progressive young man like him, who was born under the red flag and raised in the spring breeze, do such an illegal thing?
However, he did not explain it, and the misunderstanding made the live broadcast more effective.
With such a commotion, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room has exceeded five million, and is rapidly approaching six million.
Netizens stared at the screen, ready to fight.
But Su Yang was slowly preparing.
Black jacket and black bag, I have them at home.
Where can I find a black silk headgear?
I can't buy a black silk button with two holes?
Two legs can also tie a bow on the top of the head?
Damn!
How perverted is this.
Su Yang decisively gave up this idea and could only take out his mobile phone to search on the local online store.
I didn't expect it to be true.
Clicking into the store, looking at the advertising photo of the model wearing a black silk headgear, Su Yang's mouth twitched almost invisibly.
It can be seen that the black silk headgear sold in the store is not cut corners.
When it is put on the head, only the eyes are exposed, and the rest of the body is covered tightly, and it is completely invisible.
Those who know you are shooting a headgear advertisement, and those who don't think you are robbing. You are a criminal.
I thought only a few people needed this headgear, but I didn't expect the monthly sales to be as high as 500+.
Buy this thing?
Su Yang is very worried about the mental state of these more than 500 people.
After he placed the order, the store owner also had the same concerns as Su Yang.
"You have successfully placed an order for a black silk headgear. Please check the delivery address."
"Our store solemnly reminds you that this product cannot be used for any illegal behavior. Once sold, it will not be returned or exchanged unless there is a quality problem with the product."
As soon as the order was placed, two store messages popped up.
It seems that this boss has some legal awareness and knows how to exempt himself from liability.
So Su Yang also replied to him with a message,"Urgent, let the errand boy deliver it now, pay on delivery!"
The request was concise.
If he didn't need it right away, he wouldn't look for a store in the same city.
The boss probably often encounters this kind of request and agreed decisively.
After the props were ready, Su Yang took out a black jacket from the closet and put it on.
To be honest, he didn't scold the system just because he was tired of scolding.
What's the idea of wearing a black jacket in the dog days of summer?
If you go out wearing this, even if you do nothing, someone will think he is a psychopath.
Who is a good person wearing a jacket in the summer?
Su Yang sighed speechlessly, then turned and walked to the basement. He remembered seeing a large black bag in the basement.
There was no deviation in the memory, but the size was wrong.
When he picked it up and took a look, he was dumbfounded.
At this time, the live broadcast room
"Damn, such a big bag, and you still say it's not robbery"
"The nylon material is waterproof and wear-resistant, and the leather handle does not rub your hands. It is simply a must-have prop for home travel and robbery."
"I can get a refund for the black jacket, but I can't get a refund for this one."
"Such a big bag can fit me"
"How much does it cost to install this? Millions of dollars for each purchase."
"It's so hard to rob cash, just rob a card, you can put hundreds of millions of dollars in the card"
"You are really smart!"
"According to this logic, people will not rob money-printing vehicles in the future, but trucks, right?"
"Damn, please shut up, you living dads, saying this in the live broadcast room, I don’t want to live anymore"
"It doesn't matter, it was the anchor who was looking for death first"
"......"
There was a lot of discussion in the barrage.
At first, they were righteous and wanted to report and call the police, but later they joined in the chat.
Many of the contents were more violent than Su Yang.
Half an hour later, the errand boy brought the black silk headband.
Su Yang paid the money, unpacked and put it on his head. Needless to say, the quality is good, it is very comfortable to wear, and it does not affect breathing.
It can be rated five stars.
Su Yang felt very happy.
It was just a pity for the errand boy. He had already ridden his bike to leave, but he didn't know why he looked back. He was dumbfounded by the sight.
The sunny and handsome guy turned into a robber.
The scene of seeing the robber being silenced suddenly appeared in his mind.
He was scared, started the donkey and ran away, so fast that he could see the afterimage.
Su Yang returned to the room, and he couldn't help looking in the mirror.
This time, his mood began to be indescribable again.
Wearing a black jacket, a black silk headband, and carrying a large black bag.
He looks like a dangerous person.
Su Yang is so cute. With this outfit, he looks like a walking third-class merit.
Seeing Su Yang dressed like this, the netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't stop laughing.
"See, this is a legitimate way to withdraw money?"
"Hahahaha, this fits the image of a robber in my mind very well."
"Promise me that you won't take off the hood when you get caught, so you can save yourself some face."
"Today's live broadcast is rare in China, everyone give gifts"
"Yes, yes, yes, it's worth watching. After all, the anchor needs money to hire a lawyer."
"Lawyer: Please wear your shabby hood to the court session"
"Police: Come on, I'll listen to your excuse."......