Chapter 183

Chapter 183

"Bang!"

Su Hao dunked the ball.

"

Ahh...

"Are you okay?"

Garnett rushed over immediately and pulled Pierce up with Rasheed Wallace.

Su Hao knocked Pierce away and dunked.

This attack was very cool.

The cheers of the fans were deafening.

But this attack seemed to end here.

Such brutal attacks were common to Su Hao.

""Wow"

However, when the cheers ended and the Celtics reorganized their offense, the stadium suddenly erupted in noise.

The noise became louder and louder, and finally turned into laughter, and the laughter became louder and louder!

Very strange.

Very confusing.

What's going on?!

Until... the director held back his laughter and played the reason for the laughter on the big screen.

Everyone understood.

Everyone was laughing so hard that their backs were against their backs.

On the big screen, the camera was focused on Pierce who was returning to the court with the ball. At first glance, there seemed to be nothing unusual. But if you look closely, there is a yellow spot on his butt.

It's obvious.

The white jerseys worn by the Celtics tonight are all white except for the names and numbers, as well as the corners of the clothes.

If there is yellow mixed in, it must be very obvious.

Especially on the butt, it is even more obvious and clear.

What's going on?!

Obviously.

Pierce It's diarrhea again!

Again?

That's right.

During the first game of the finals three years ago, Pierce was injured and had to return to the locker room in a wheelchair.

He looked injured.

But in the end, it was discovered that he had diarrhea, which caused diarrhea on the court, and he had to leave the court to solve the physiological problem.

With the previous experience, it is easier to associate it when seeing the yellow stains on the buttocks.

And... because Pierce didn't seem to notice it at the first time, he gave the fans more opportunities to verify it on the spot when he was dribbling.

Especially when the camera cut to the big screen, countless fans stared at Pierce's buttocks.

It was too obvious.

How could the fans not make noise.

Originally, the players of both teams on the court were a little confused, until Garnett took the time to glance at the big screen and immediately found something unusual.

He hurriedly called a timeout.

Without saying a word.

While Pierce was still confused, he protected his ass and ran straight to the bench.

"What's going on?"

Pierce was still confused, staring at Garnett with wide eyes.

"You...you have diarrhea!"

Garnett warned quietly.

"What?"

Pierce was shocked, and he immediately covered his butt with his hands, and suddenly felt a strange

"Holy shit!"

Pierce finally realized it and cursed. When he heard the laughter in the gym, his face suddenly turned red all the way to his neck. Fortunately, it was dark enough.

Without a moment's hesitation, he immediately wrapped himself in a big towel and went straight to the locker room.

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha!"

"What's going on? Why do you have diarrhea again? Are you a diarrhea warrior?!"

"This is so embarrassing!"

"Three years ago in the finals, Pierce's diarrhea was regarded by countless fans as the return of the king!

Now, tens of thousands of fans witnessed it with their own eyes. This is really beyond any defense and shame!"

"……"

The Staples Center laughed...

"Ah this!"

Su Hao was also stunned.

"Hahaha!"

Curry couldn't help but cover his mouth and shouted,"Did Pierce have diarrhea in the collision with Su?"

"I think it's about the same!"

David Lee couldn't help laughing,"I just watched the replay on the big screen.

Pierce stepped firmly and must have tensed his whole body, using his strongest strength to withstand Su's impact.

Of course, he couldn't bear it at all.

Su Hao's terrifying counter-impact force directly knocked Pierce away and completely exhausted him.

Because the whole body was too tense, when the force was exhausted too much, it would cause air to come out from below, thus leaking out.

This is also the reason why you have to use force when you poop.

However,

Pierce must have been hit so hard at the time that he had no chance to notice the abnormality in his body.

That's why he didn't find it in the first place."

"Tsk tsk……"

Jordan smacked his lips repeatedly,"What kind of impact can knock a strong All-Star starting small forward into diarrhea!

This is really exaggerated!

This is too abnormal!!!""

""Eh"

Taylor Swift also looked disgusted when she watched the replay on the big screen.

At the same time, she felt that Su Hao was really amazing.

After all... it was not easy to knock a player to the point of diarrhea!

The whole audience was in an uproar.

There was constant laughter.

Everyone was discussing Pierce's predicament.

On the court, the game continued.

Pierce did not come back immediately. About five minutes later, he came out of the player's tunnel.

""Hahaha!"

The whole arena continued to laugh.

Even if Pierce wanted to pretend to be calm, as if nothing had happened, his downward spiral seemed to tell everyone that he couldn't do it.

""You must play the game seriously and don't be distracted by the outside world. Seriously, seriously, seriously!!!"

Pierce frantically gave himself psychological hints.

But every time he heard laughter on the court, he felt so ashamed. It was really embarrassing.

When he thought about how he didn't notice that he had diarrhea for dozens of seconds, and had been exposing his poop-stained butt to the public, he felt like he was going to collapse.

"Fuck you!"

Pierce collapsed.

It also foreshadowed the Celtics' collapse, and they lost to the Clippers by 14 points.

The Clippers won.

With a victory, their Christmas Eve came to a perfect end.

The game was over.

Taylor Swift found Su Hao, tilted her head and looked at him, smiling,"Congratulations, Su Hao, for another flawless performance, overwhelming dominance, and helping the Clippers win another victory.

You are really amazing.

Also... don't forget tomorrow's appointment."

""Okay."

Su Hao smiled,"Just like we agreed before, I will pick you up at the hotel tomorrow."

"Great"

After the game, at the press conference, the reporter specifically asked Pierce,"Mr. Paul Pierce, did you have diarrhea tonight?!"

"No."

Pierce immediately denied,"It wasn't diarrhea, it was because I fell before the game and got dirty."

"So why wasn't there at the beginning of the game?"

"Ha... I remembered it wrongly. It was actually because there was dirt on the ground and it stuck to my butt, which caused the yellow stain."

"Then why do you cover your butt with a big towel?"

"Because I sweat a lot, I feel a little cold"

"So why did you return to the dressing room?"

"Because I am afraid that it will affect the aesthetics and bring a bad game experience to the fans. After all, this is the night of the Christmas game, and I don’t want such a thing to happen because of me!"

"But before you fell, there was no dirt on the floor."

"Enough! I won’t admit it!!!"

Everyone:???