Chapter 257 Gu, kill me!
"Although ordinary meat is also available, it requires a larger amount."
"I remember that there seemed to be meat among the supplies stored at home."
Li Xuan remembered that there were a lot of hams and bacon in Jingyang Palace that could be stored for a long time.
In addition, there is also a considerable amount of fresh meat, but it is all stored in the warehouse of the Ministry of Internal Affairs.
Fresh meat is not bought and kept in the icehouse, but Jingyang Palace has a certain share that can be withdrawn at will.
"Mao Ba and Fat Orange are not very picky about taste. When the time comes, let Yu'er help cook some meat for them to eat. It should be enough for them to break through to the blood coagulation realm."
Li Xuan was really curious, what would happen if Mao Ba and Fat Orange broke through to the blood coagulation realm?
He wanted to know whether beasts other than himself could also practice human skills.
If other beast tribes can also do it, maybe Li Xuan will start a sect and become a legendary existence among the beast tribe.
Li Xuan couldn't help but giggle when he thought of this.
But then he thought of a better way.
"Instead of working hard for Yu'er, it would be better..."
Li Xuan thought of the golden pig being raised in the water tank.
This guy's blood is definitely nutritious, but it's a bit hot to the mouth.
But if it is diluted enough, Mao Ba and Fat Orange should be able to drink it.
This is much easier than letting Yu'er cook meat.
Li Xuan did what he thought of and called Mao Ba and Fat Orange to take them to eat delicious food.
But as luck would have it, the three words "delicious" were heard by the cow, and she was ready to follow her on the spot.
Li Xuan looked at the cows and couldn't help feeling speechless.
"I've never seen you so active during practice..."
Seeing that the cow was so anxious that it was incontinent, Li Xuan was so frightened that he quickly agreed to it.
Li Xuan then rushed back to Jingyang Palace from the Imperial Garden with three cats.
The four cats were in a group, and the cats avoided each other along the way, and no one dared to come up and be an eyesore.
After returning to Jingyang Palace from the catwalk, Li Xuan carefully looked at the courtyard and found that no one was there.
At this time, Princess Ankang should be taking a nap, while Yu'er is cleaning.
This is the perfect time for them to act.
Li Xuan immediately said hello, led Mao Ba and the others over the wall into the courtyard, and directly killed the water tank with the golden pig.
He skillfully removed the lid, and with the steam of steam, the frightened golden pig appeared.
The golden pig is used to surprise attacks like this.
As long as it's not noon, Li Xuan will scare him at all other times.
The Golden Pig is very sensitive to sunlight every day and can tell the approximate time through the lid.
And obviously at this time, the only one who violently opened his "door" was Li Xuan, the hateful cat.
The golden pig trembled and hid at the bottom of the water tank, not daring to move.
In fact, it should be said that even if it wants to move, it doesn't have much room to move.
The golden pig's huge body occupies almost all the space at the bottom of the water tank.
Li Xuan grinned, revealing a row of white teeth.
Jin Zhu knew that Li Xuan definitely didn't have any good ideas at this time.
But then, a scene happened that made it collapse even more.
One, two, three!
Three more cat heads rose up from the edge of the water tank silently, each one looking more sinister than the last.
The three subsequent cat heads went from being stunned at first, to surprised, to unabashed salivation in the end.
The golden pig understood that this was all caused by his cat-baiting body.
While God gave it the fattest body, it also had to face the covetousness of these greedy cats.
Golden Pig already understood this when it first met Li Xuan.
To this day, it can't forget the crazy look when Li Xuan stared at him with a pair of green eyes.
That is a shadow that he will never forget.
But now, this shadow not only comes to humiliate me every day, but today he even called his brother.
The golden pig couldn't help but fall into incomparable despair, its body was shaking uncontrollably, and its eyes were full of sadness and unbearableness.
Next, the water surface trembled slightly.
As expected by the Golden Pig, today's harassment was even more severe.
Li Xuan's bald tail plunged into the water unscrupulously, not caring about the scorching temperature of the water in the tank, and headed straight for him.
The golden pig was so frightened that it hurriedly ran away, but its body was too clumsy and could only move in a small area. It could only take care of its head but not its tail. It couldn't take care of both its head and tail.
Seeing such a funny scene, Li Xuan couldn't help but chuckle.
The cat bullies on the side also looked curious, staring and staring, meowing in wonder.
They must have seen fish in the palace, but they have never seen such a big one. It looks even bigger than them.
And it can survive in such hot water. If it had been an ordinary fish, I'm afraid this tank would have been filled with fish soup.
The cat bullies didn't dare to extend their tails, so they just watched Li Xuan's performance from the sidelines, but they also watched with great interest.
It was even more interesting to see the golden pig dodge awkwardly but couldn't escape.
Li Xuan pressed forward step by step, and was about to lift the golden pig out of the water tank, when suddenly a sweet shout came from a distance:
"Axuan, what are you doing!"
Yu'er shouted and ran over from a distance.
Li Xuan quickly took the tail out of the water tank and pretended that nothing happened.
Yu'er has been doting on the golden pig recently. After all, the hot water saved her a lot of effort and brought a lot of convenience to Jingyang Palace.
In the past, when Li Xuan bullied Jin Zhu, Yu'er would step in to stop him.
Li Xuan looked to see if there was anyone in the yard before, just to see if Yu'er was there.
Unexpectedly, against all odds, when he was about to succeed, Yu'er appeared in time.
"You're lucky, kid!"
Li Xuan glanced at the frightened golden pig in the water tank and thought to himself.
"Axuan, you usually bully the golden pig by yourself, why did you call them here today?"
Yu'er drove Li Xuan off the water tank, and then quickly checked the golden pig in the water tank.
After confirming that the golden pig was safe and sound, Yu'er breathed a sigh of relief.
It had only been a few days since there was hot water for twelve hours. How could Yu'er allow Li Xuan to bully Jin Zhu, the man who made the hot water.
Li Xuan felt uncomfortable seeing Yu'er being so nervous about the golden pig, and immediately twitched and pretended to be pitiful, leaving Mao Ba and the three of them stunned.
Yu'er turned her head and saw her cat looking at her with tears in her eyes, with an extremely aggrieved expression.
Yu'er's heart suddenly softened and she almost gave herself a slap in the face.
"Oh my God, how could I do this to Ah Xuan."
Yu'er was shocked and quickly hugged Li Xuan on the ground to comfort him.
"Oh, Xuan, I'm sorry. My tone just now was too harsh."
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry."
"Sister Yu'er didn't mean it, please forgive me."
Yu'er hugged Li Xuan and kept touching his back, smoothing the few remaining hairs on him over and over again.
Li Xuan lay on Yu'er's shoulder, still stroking her from time to time.
But Mao Ba and the others clearly saw Li Xuan secretly smiling at them.
Mao Ba and the others immediately stared, indicating that they had learned.
"Is it so easy to control the human race?"
The three cats had the same idea at the same time, and they looked at Li Xuan even more unpredictably.
Li Xuan also gave up when he saw that it was good, and when he saw that it was almost done, he took the initiative to jump out of Yu'er's arms.
Seeing that Li Xuan had been coaxed, Yu'er couldn't help but tell him again:
"Axuan, don't bully Golden Pig anymore."
"We are still pointing at the golden pig to heat hot water."
"Axuan, you don't want His Highness to have no hot water, right?"
"Now that summer is over, when the weather gets cooler, do you want His Highness to wash your face and bathe with cold water?"
"In that case, Your Highness will be sick again."
Yu'er said as she wiped her dry eyes and secretly looked at Li Xuan's reaction.
"Hmph, that's it."
Li Xuan was disdainful of Yu'er's tricks in his heart, but there was still a worried look on his face, as if he was persuaded by Yu'er.
But the next moment, Li Xuan wrote a line of words on the ground with his tail.
"But my friends are starving to death."
"If my friend dies, I will be sad."
"(ノへ￣、)"
Yu'er couldn't help being stunned when she looked at the vivid expression of wiping tears drawn by Li Xuan.
"Axuan, you can actually draw!?"
But the next moment, Yu'er came back to her senses.
"You said they're going to starve to death?"
"No way?"
Yu'er looked at the three fat and strong wild cats suspiciously. They didn't look like they were about to starve to death.
Li Xuan took advantage of his back to Yu'er and immediately winked at the three of them. Unexpectedly, it was the stupidest cow who reacted the fastest.
"Meow-"
A shrill cat meow was heard coming from the cow's mouth, and then he fell to the ground weakly. His round face suddenly shriveled up, and Li Xuan was stunned.
"Um?"
"How did this guy do it?"
Then Fat Orange also followed suit, pretending to be weak by playing with his fat body that was not inferior to Golden Pig.
Seeing that the atmosphere had reached this point, Mao Ba no longer wanted to lie down on the ground silently, and simply closed his eyes, out of sight and out of mind.
Yu'er was startled when she saw these three cats falling down at the drop of a hat. Just when she was about to check on the three of them, Li Xuan jumped out and wrote on the ground:
"They're breaking through and need more food."
"Just like you did before."
When Yu'er saw these words, she couldn't help but blush.
When she broke through to the ninth level before, her appetite suddenly increased greatly. It was not enough to eat the meals delivered every day, and she had to feed herself extra meals.
Fortunately, Jingyang Palace had already received sufficient supplies at that time, otherwise Li Xuan would have had to go out and steal food for Yu'er.
Yu'er didn't believe it at first, but after reading these words, she became 80% or 90% convinced.
After all, when she first looked at Fat Orange's figure, it was really hard for her to believe that this was a starving cat.
But if we are at the juncture of breakthrough, all this becomes reasonable.
"Axuan, let me make you something to eat."
"But you have to promise me that you won't bully Golden Pig again."
"I think the golden pig is quite pitiful."
"It's just a fish floating out there with no food or clothing to keep warm..."
Li Xuan's head was pounding after hearing this, and he quickly meowed a few times and agreed to Yu'er.
The golden pig is his food reserve, and he is reluctant to eat it casually. He usually just plays it for fun.
"Axuan, I will take it as your promise."
"Okay, take your friends and follow me."
"I'll make them some delicious food."
Yu'er said with a smile, like a little fox whose plan succeeded.
In Li Xuan's opinion, Yu'er at this moment is not only cute, but also adorable.
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