Chapter 382
382 I Resolutely Disagree
“Son, are you in love? Really?!
Is it your TV station? What’s your name, where do you live, and how old is it?
What is it, which constellation, birth date? What do the parents do, how many gifts should they prepare? ”
When I heard that my son was actually in love, an exclamation was heard from the other side, followed by a series of questions.
Zhang Zhiqin was full of black lines on her forehead, and said helplessly:
“The Empress Dowager, how can I answer so many questions? What’s the matter of falling in love in a birthday party?”
Guo Shuxian immediately opened fire:
“You kid, you fell in love suddenly, of course I have to ask carefully!
You are still young and don’t understand at all. It is very important for the birth date to be consistent. There are also two zodiac signs and horoscopes that must be consistent! ”
Zhang Zhiqin scratched his head in distress. This is why he has been reluctant to tell his parents that he is in love.
My mother is too strong, and she always thinks that he is a child, even what color underwear he wears, let alone falling in love.
In the past, many enthusiastic people wanted to introduce Zhang Zhiqin to someone, but they all had to pass the Queen Mother Guo first.
All birth signs, zodiac signs, and constellations are all counted. No matter how good a girl is, once she finds “attribute discord” with Zhang Zhiqin, she will be directly PASSed at her level.
And more than that, Guo Shuxian is also very strong at home. Even if Zhang Zhiqin’s father became a section chief in an agency, he can only call himself “Little Zhang” at home, and Guo Shuxian respectfully calls “Queen Dowager” at home.
Both father and son are at home cautiously, for fear that any word will upset the Queen Mother, then there will be no good life.
Zhang Zhiqin smiled bitterly: “Mom, don’t worry about the zodiac sign, why do you have constellations?”
“You are still young, and you don’t understand. Now we can’t just look at the birth date and zodiac signs for marriage, but also look at the constellations. This is called the combination of Chinese and Western, and keeps pace with the times.
You tell mom first, what is the name of the subject, how old is it, what it looks like, and where does it work? ”
Zhang Zhiqin coughed and smiled flatteringly:
“She’s Mo Yan, she’s a star’s agent, she looks pretty, Mom, I will send you her picture, you will love her, wait a minute.”
After speaking, he posted Mo Yan’s photo on WeChat.
Guo Shuxian didn’t speak for the time being, he probably went to see the photos.
After a while, her voice sounded again:
“It looks really good, but how do you feel that you are older than you?”
Zhang Zhiqin was sloppy: “That’s mature and sexy. Mom, don’t you often say that this is the way to give birth? She and I will definitely give you a fat grandson in the future!”
“Well, I have a good body, and I’m a celebrity’s agent. It sounds pretty good. Son, you have a good time this time. You actually found such a good girl.”
Guo Shuxian seemed to be satisfied with Mo Yan’s looks and work.
Zhang Zhiqin secretly breathed a sigh of relief and continued:
“Mom, I plan to take her home during the Spring Festival and propose to her. What do you think?”
“Do you plan to get married during the Spring Festival? What about the birth date and the zodiac sign, have you ever counted?”
Guo Shuxian’s voice suddenly became louder again.
Zhang Zhiqin got a headache and quickly explained: “Mom, it’s not marriage, but I plan to propose to her, Mo Da…well, Mo Yan doesn’t know about it yet!”
“That’s not the same as getting married. You first send me the girl’s date of birth and date of birth, and I will ask someone to calculate it for you.”
Guo Shuxian still does not forget this set of things.
“this……”
Zhang Zhiqin knew that he couldn’t get it right after all, so he had to report it to the Queen Mother on Mo Yan’s birth date.
“what?!”
Sure enough, after hearing Mo Yan’s age, Guo Shuxian screamed.
“Is thirty-three years old? Seven years older than you?!”
“I’m not seven years old. I will be twenty-seven after the Chinese New Year. It’s only six years older than me.” Zhang Zhiqin was guilty of conscience and whispered.
“What is six years older? This girl’s birthday is in January. She will be thirty-four in two months, one month more than seven years older than you!”
The Queen Mother Guo’s voice grew louder and louder, and she shouted at Zhang Zhiqin:
“Son, are you fainted? Find someone so much older?”
Zhang Zhiqin’s eardrum was sore because of the noise, she took the phone slightly away from her ear, and then explained:
“Mom, as the saying goes, female juniors hold gold bricks. Although Mo Yan is a few years older than me, she treats me very well and is very meticulous, much better than those young girls.”
“What’s so good?! I ask you, is she married?”
Guo Shuxian didn’t listen to his son at all, and asked directly.
“Uh……”
Zhang Zhiqin said helplessly:
“That’s right, but Mo Yan just talked to his ex-boyfriend and did nothing. The man cheated on the wedding and they divorced on the day of their wedding!”
Guo Shuxian paused, apparently also shocked by Mo Yan’s experience, but quickly said:
“That’s what she told you, son, older women can deceive little boys, so don’t be fooled!
She is so beautiful, how could it be that she hasn’t been a man in her thirties, maybe the children are several years old, but you don’t know it! ”
“Mom!” Zhang Zhiqin couldn’t help raising her voice and interrupted Guo Shuxian.
“I already have that kind of relationship with Mo Yan, so I know it’s the first time she and I are really!”
“That’s not OK!!”
The Queen Mother Guo’s voice is louder than him:
“Your mother, I’m less than fifty! You marry me a daughter-in-law who is nearly forty, how should I call her?
Is it the daughter or the eldest sister? If someone called me mom, I wouldn’t dare to pick it up!
Do you want our family to be laughed at by others? !
In the future, when I’m sixty, your wife will be almost fifty, and I’ll be seventy and your wife will be sixty.
In the future, will you not only support me, but also support your wife?
Also, the older a woman is, the harder it is to have a child. Even if she is pregnant, it is also an elderly pregnant woman. Both children and pregnant women are prone to problems!
This is a lifelong matter, son, you are still young, you don’t understand, mom is here, you must listen to me! ”
Guo Shuxian’s mouth was like a machine gun, and she kept talking, until she was over, Zhang Zhiqin found a chance to speak:
“Mom, you are too exaggerated, she is seventeen or eighteen years younger than you!
And I have discussed with Mo Yan, and we will start having children now, it’s absolutely no problem! ”
“no!”
Guo Shuxian said loudly:
“I don’t agree, and I firmly don’t agree! You are not allowed to bring her back during the New Year, otherwise I and I will divorce your dad!”
Then he hung up the phone with a bang.
Zhang Zhiqin still kept the posture of answering the phone, sitting on the bed blankly, for a long time before suffocating a sentence:
“Fuck, what can I do?”