Chapter 188
Chapter 188
“I said Lao Chen, the couplet at the door is from the comics. Using the couplet from the comics, can this goddess be reliable?”
Hearing what Lu Changqi said, Chen Hansheng was taken aback for a while, and then immediately waved his hand with an expression of “Why don’t you believe me?”
“Even if you use the couplets in the comics, the good things are of course universal. Don’t care about these details.”
Upon hearing Chen Hansheng’s words, Lu Xuan’s mother Ye Qiu Ye pulled Lu Changqi’s arm and signaled him to be more sincere and stop talking nonsense.
“This little master, how long has it been for your master to dance the great god?” Dachun’s mother Lin Jing asked the little Taoist curiously.
“This female benefactor does not want to talk about the great dancing god, that is clearly the eyes of the sky and knows the big things.”
Xiao Dao Tong was very dissatisfied with Lin Jing’s questioning method, and then Lin Jing immediately apologized and asked the question again.
“My master, Tongtianyan, has been 5 years.”
After Xiaodaotong finished speaking, Chen Hansheng immediately echoed from the side: “I have seen it, it has been 5 years. This shows that the immortal master is recognized by others, so it can last for such a long time!”
At this time, Yuan Hua’s father, Yuan Qingqiu, continued to ask: “The little master, let me ask, what was your master doing 5 years ago?”
“Five years ago, he worked in a company in the city, doing international trade.”
“…”
“The fairy… still do international trade?”
“This foreigner still needs to be a great god, oh no, open his eyes?!”
Seeing the stunned faces of the parents, Chen Hansheng hurriedly said: “This fairy master may be a man who trains his mind and wants to experience the suffering of the world, right, little master?”
“no.”
Xiao Daotong shook his head really, and then said gruffly: “He just has no money and wants to find a job.”
Parents: ………
While talking, the little Dao Tong led everyone to the door of the main room.
“All donors, please wait here. I’ll go and see if my master is up?”
After speaking, Xiao Dao Tong opened the wooden door and walked in, leaving Chen Hansheng and others waiting outside.
“I’ll go, it’s not reliable, which fairy master is still looking for a job with the fortune-telling?”
This time, many people stood on Lu Changqi’s side, feeling that the immortal master was a bit unreliable.
“It’s all here, are you still raising doubts here?!”
Chen Hansheng found the person, and of course he has to defend it: “Who hasn’t ordered it yet, right?
Maybe it was the immortal master who suddenly became acquainted with the great power, so he stopped going to work and changed to the great god…Oh, no, he opened his eyes. ”
As he was talking, the door was divided left and right, Xiao Dao Tong poked his head out and motioned everyone to go in.
Then Chen Hansheng and others took off their shoes and walked into the main room.
As soon as you enter, you can see all kinds of antique ornaments and mahogany furniture, which seem to have traveled to ancient times.
At the same time, the air is still filled with the smell of Canaan, making people feel very quiet after smelling it.
After turning a screen, the parents finally saw the legendary goddess.
I saw an old lady in her 60s wearing ancient costumes of the Dragon Kingdom, but this costume seems to have been improved, and it is impossible to tell which dynasty it belongs to.
At the same time, the old lady has a thick foundation on her face, which looks like an unmarinated pig’s head.
And on the tea table in front of the old lady, there were falling magic bells, falling magic pestles, tambourines and all kinds of utensils for dancing the great god.
At this moment, the old lady was sitting there with her eyes closed, shaking her head and babbling in her mouth, just like epilepsy.
After hearing the sound of people coming in, the old lady opened her eyes, took a look at Lu Changqi and the parents, and then motioned them to sit on the futon opposite to her.
The old lady didn’t speak, she looked inscrutable.
The parents looked at each other, and then all sat down together.
After everything was done, the old lady still didn’t speak, she was still trembling with her body like a chicken claw.
“This fairy master, dare to ask your surname?!”
Xiaojin’s mother, Song Yiwen, looked at the old lady and asked.
Upon hearing the question, the old lady slowly opened her eyes, and then stared at the crowd.
After seeing everyone feel a little hairy, the old lady suddenly pointed her finger up, and then shouted: “Sales the family law, the king of inspiration.”
Inspiration king? !
The parents were taken aback, isn’t this the carp essence in Journey to the West? !
Seeing this kind of suspicious look in the parents’ eyes, the old lady retracted her hands and said in a rather mysterious tone: “Say, what are you here for?”
If there is a particularly magical word called “come all come”.
Now that everyone has arrived here, although there are many flaws.
However, parents who care about the safety of their children rather than believable are better than nothing. They should quickly say to the goddess:
“This gentleman, we would like to ask you to do the calculations for us to see where our children are now, whether they are good or not.”
Lu Xuan’s mother Ye Qiu almost blurted out “It’s dead or alive”, but fortunately she changed her tongue abruptly.
“Ask for directions, find out the good and bad.”
After the old lady talked about her, she didn’t say anything else, so she looked at the parents with her eyes.
Then his hands have been doing nothing but money.
“Oh oh oh oh!”
At this moment, Chen Hansheng immediately reacted. He immediately took out an envelope from the pocket of his clothes and reverently stuffed it into the old lady’s hand.
After getting the red envelope, the old lady weighed the weight, and then satisfactorily handed it to her Xiaodaotong apprentice.
After having money, the old lady began to jump up in front of everyone.
I saw that she was holding the Devil Pestle in her left hand and the Devil Bell in her right hand.
It looks like doing a national dance.
“The purple gas comes to the east, the magic is revealed, the gods help me!!!”
The old lady yelled divinely, and Chen Hansheng and others were afraid to speak.
In this way, I skipped for nearly 5 minutes.
Parents think that the old lady’s stamina is pretty good.
After the old lady had finished dancing, he picked up the teapot and took a sip of water to breathe well.
Then the old lady looked at the parents with a serious face, then pointed her hand to the sky, and said sharply: “Your child, the soul has returned to the sky.”
“what?!!!”
After hearing this answer, the parents didn’t react for a while, and looked at the old lady in a daze.
…
At the same time, Lu Xuan and others, who were thousands of miles away, drove their cars and safely returned to the Pakistan Nuclear Testing Institute.
“You guys, why did you come back so soon?”
When Major Shi Hao saw Lu Xuan and the others driving back, his surprise was overwhelming.
It took less than a day to go out, so why did you come back? .