Chapter 258
Goat Simulator Chapter 258
After watching it for a while, I felt that it was not interesting. It would be interesting if all the first ones were little masters. Unfortunately, little masters are still too weak, even if they reach the Level 3 Peak level, it is still not enough. She needs time to settle. .
"It's boring, look, I'm going for a drink." After I said that, I walked towards the gate of the Academy. The students around me respected me so much that they all detoured after seeing it. In the past, I've been happy with this.
When I got home, the two demons were standing at the window on the second floor, and they seemed to be doing their best.
But they can't run around either, it's easy to cause panic and misunderstandings, and when the time comes a riot or siege by troops is troublesome.
In the yard, the Minotaur was sitting at the stone table, discussing riddles with the teapot monster and the candle monster. The monkey was listening attentively, the pigeon was accompanying the maid and the servant to water the flowers, while the silly dog was there. They messed up in front of them and kept biting at the spilled water.
"Where's Mia?" I asked. After the maid heard my voice, she quickly looked back and said, "She's going to Master Greg's place."
>"Okay, I went to the pub for a drink, so don't worry about me for dinner." When I saw that they wanted to follow up, I went on to say: "It's boring to drink with you, just stay at home."
Just as I was about to go out, I felt like drinking with the mercenaries didn't make any sense. Goblin girls were always busy with all kinds of messes and didn't have time to drink with me. I can drink it.
After I glanced around, I set my eyes on the monkey. As far as its drinking capacity is acceptable, it can barely be cultivated.
"Empty, accompany me to drink." After hearing my words, the monkey suddenly became interested and called out, "Okay, boss."
After saying this, he ran The jumper followed, and I said to it as I walked: "I said, go, don't keep drinking the fruit wine, how many degrees can that thing have, you won't get drunk after drinking it all night, try to have some It's strong."
"Do you also drink strong wine, boss?" The monkey asked curiously, and I said directly: "Of course not, how could I drink that stuff so bad."
"The boss, let me drink it." The monkey said helplessly, and I taught him: "I have learned how much I can drink, so I can drink it or not, but you are different, it's all the same. You will still get drunk after a year, so you have to practice."
The monkey looks hesitant and wants to follow, probably because he is afraid of drinking too much, but I know it will definitely follow. .
Anyway, this guy is also Level 3 capable. He's tired of drinking and looks like a bitch. That's not good. He must exercise.
At this moment, the monkey was knocked down by the silly dog. The silly dog said excitedly: "Boss, are we going to the pub?" "It's me and Kong Kong, without you." I Glancing at it, the guy wanted to eat and drink again.
"I'll go take a look together, I don't eat." The silly dog said with a tongue out, drooling all over the place, and he probably didn't believe it himself.
"Then if you go and dare to take a bite, I will break your dog's leg." I glanced at it, and the silly dog immediately said: "No problem!"
After saying that, he hurriedly followed, and when the monkey saw it, he also quickly rode on the stupid dog, I knew it would definitely not want to miss the fruit wine.
"Boss, can you drink less spirits?" The monkey tried to bargain, and I said without looking back: "It depends on your self-consciousness."
Soon I Then I went to the tavern with the two of them. When the mercenaries in the tavern saw me, they cheered. It has only been a few days since they were gone.
"Lord Sheep God, I heard that you conquered two demons!?" A mercenary shouted, I nodded, and said, "It's just two demons, what's so surprising."
Another mercenary said: "But that's the Level 6 Fire Demon and the Level 7 Archfiend!"
"So what? Even if there is a Demon General, Demon King or something, I'll rub it against the ground." I said, took a glass of wine that was handed over, raised my head and drank it.
"The Great Sheep God!" The mercenaries shouted. Just as the mercenaries were shouting, the monkey and the silly dog ran to the front desk, and the Boss skillfully brought the monkey a glass of fruit wine, and then again. Got a barbecue for the silly dog.
When I saw it, I shouted: "You damn stupid dog, what did you say before you came?" "Ah, boss, break my leg, I broke my promise." He said while swallowing the barbecue, obviously not planning to spit it out.
But I looked at its translucent legs, it didn't help if it was interrupted, and it recovered immediately, so I didn't bother to care about it.
At this time, another mercenary said: "Lord Sheep, if the demons invade us, will you lead us to repel them?"
"No one can touch me. My little brother, if they come in, then I will definitely lead you to beat those damn guys out!"
My voice fell, and the mercenaries were howling again, and all kinds of filthy words came from They come out of their mouths, and I love these rude guys.
"Lord Sheep God, bring those two demons over when you have time. We haven't seen what the demons look like." After a mercenary finished speaking, all the mercenaries cheered together. .
I said with a smile: "It depends on your performance tonight! If you can drink me down, let alone a demon, I'll grab you the Demon King!"
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There was another howl from the tavern, and the mercenaries toasted me, but these guys were still a little tender. If I could get drunk, would I still be called a sheep god?
With their toasts, I drank glasses of malt wine, but it was easy to go to the toilet after drinking too much. Afterwards, I drank with them directly with spirits. So delicious, but the atmosphere is here, and I can't control it so much.
After we drank till late at night, there was no one standing in the whole tavern. The mercenaries fell to the ground, and some were lying on the table. The room was filled with the smell of alcohol and vomit. The smell, and the smell of sweat and smelly feet.
I looked at these guys with blurred eyes, laughed up, and said, "You bastards, I know you can't drink me."
I glanced at the same After drinking too much, the Boss lying on the front desk, I walked outside the door. The air here is too turbid and the smell is too unpleasant, so I have to go out for a breath.
The silly dog saw me walking out, so he quickly picked up a few pieces of meat on the table and followed, while the monkey walked out with a bottle of fruit wine.
"Old, old... Big, we are going back, are you?" The monkey drank a lot of fruit wine and spirits, but miraculously it didn't fall down. I really didn't. misread it.
"Go back to sleep, none of these guys can drink." I wiggled my head to go home, just at this moment, a crow suddenly landed on my head.
"You damn crow, how dare you land on my head, don't you know who I am!?" I shook my head vigorously, but the crow didn't fly away, but instead fell. in front of me.
"What are you doing? You dare to stand in my way, are you impatient!? believing or not I stomped you to death?" I looked at the crow in front of me, its silhouette constantly spreading Coincidence again, I know that I did drink a little high.
Then the crow actually said, "Fortunately, it's me, Lilith, I need your help." Why is this voice so familiar? Lilith? Isn't this the old witch's student?