Chapter 643
During the banquet, in addition to the theatrical program, there were seven Pyromancer Masters recruited by Illyrio.
This one was originally designed for Aegon with Wildfire, but this one also appeared on the stage. He used Fire Control summon to summon seven dragons, and they attacked each other with flame minions, which aroused applause.
However, the climax of the banquet lies in haze the newlyweds.
Before the dinner is over, the newlyweds have to enter the bridal chamber.
The guests at the banquet swarmed up, the woman carried Aegon up, and the man grabbed Sansa and carried it on his shoulders.
On the way to the wedding room, dozens of big men ripped off Sansa's clothes and shouted the nastiest yellow jokes.
Very savage.
But this is the custom of haze the newlyweds, Westeros, everyone comes here.
In the south, this kind of worldliness will be somewhat restrained, and it will not be too much. But in the Riverlands and north, even if you are the queen, you have to enter the bridal chamber naked.
Women do the same to Aegon.
These people don't really touch the King and the Queen, they do sloppy things, they have rules, and their eyes are very dishonest.
Two teams took different paths, met in front of the big bed in the new house, and threw the naked King and Queen onto the bed.
But they won't leave, and many will be standing outside the door listening to the corner while suggesting some fun poses for the newcomer.
"Here you are!" Before leaving, dwarf slipped a small glass voucher into Aegon's hand.
"What?" Aegon looked down and was immediately moved.
"Thank you!"
That's a small bottle of Emperor's Blessing.
Trasho's gift from dwarf, the few remaining dive medicines.
"oh!" dwarf shook his head with a wry smile and left the new house.
On the way back to the bedroom, Tyrion was surprised and unexpectedly met Uncle Finger.
"Hey, long time no see, our two old friends should have a good time with each other."
Uncle Finger's smile is still so kind.
"Are you forgetful? We've seen each other many times today!"
Tyrion is not someone who is easy to deal with, and smiles brighter than Uncle Finger.
"What kind of meeting is a courtesy in front of people, we have been friends for many years. Maybe there are some misunderstandings, I would like to explain to you."
Uncle Finger waved to Tyrion, then turned to Walk in the direction of the back door of the castle.
dwarf touched the Valyrian Steel dagger at his waist, and glanced at Uncle Finger's slender figure. He had a clue in his mind and followed directly.
They swerved, walked through corridors, and finally came to the labyrinth garden in the backyard of the castle.
The cold wind roaring from the north made Uncle Finger close his cloak, stomping the snow on his feet, and exhaling a cloud of white air: "We now have a common goal, to help Aegon Your Majesty climb the mountain. On Iron Throne, right?"
Tyrion didn't follow his rhythm, said with a sneer: "Littlefinger, you're much more daring than you are."
Uncle Finger frowned, still polite, and said: "old friend, I know you have some misunderstandings about me, tonight, now, I am looking for you, just for this."
"Tell me." Tyrion just sneered.
"Do you know about my relationship with Sansa mother?" Uncle Finger said sadly.
"You said you broke her."
Uncle Finger nodded and said seriously: "I really love her and am willing to do anything for her, so, I can't do anything for her. Tolerate Lannister playing with her daughter like a toy.
Joffrey's wedding, I didn't mean to hurt anyone, Joffrey's death, has something to do with me, but my intention is not to kill the king.
I just want chaos!"
"Well, I believe that." Tyrion taunted.
"Ai, I know you don't believe it, but how hard is it to take a big living person from the Red Keep?
Just in time, Lady Olenna found me, she thought Joffrey couldn't give Margaery happiness, I need some extra help from me.
For the sake of Sansa, and for the peace of mind of Catelyn under the Nine Springs, I'm willing to take any sin."
Uncle Finger's eyes turned red, A solemn nasal sound.
"hehe..." Tyrion still sneered.
"I'm guilty, but I didn't want to frame you! You know better than me that you're considered Joffrey's killer because Cersei thinks you are."
"The garden is so cold, if you don't talk to anyone, I'll leave."
Uncle Finger was sincere, and Tyrion always had an expression on his face, sneering.
"Tyrion, have you forgotten? We used to have such a good relationship. If there is anything new in my brothel, I will keep it for you first. We are still together... I love you Only friendship, never any hostility." Uncle Finger sighed.
Tyrion was disgusted as if he had been hard-fed two pounds of feces, and said with a contorted face: "You can deny the matter of Joffrey, but dragon bone dagger, what do you say?"
" dragon bone dagger?" Uncle Finger looked blank and puzzled: "What's wrong with the dagger? I remember, it's Robert's, right? What does it have to do with you?"
"Stop pretending, I was almost there. Falling from there, how many nobles here don't know?"
Tyrion pointed at Eyrie under the cold and crescent moon, sneering again and again.
"Have you misunderstood something?" Uncle Finger was still at a loss.
Tyrion didn't want to go around in circles any more, and directly said, "I'm going to be arrested by Lady Catelyn, all because of that dragon bone dagger!
You tell her that the dragon bone dagger is mine. , the assassination of her son Bran's assassin was arranged by me.
After that, the Lion-Wolf War and Chaos of Four Kings all started because of this lie, and this is also your purpose.
So, don't put on airs in front of me."
"Ai, what a big misunderstanding!"
Uncle Finger frowned, waving his hands and feet and saying: "At that time, I just didn't use it. Say in a certain tone, maybe you know the origin of the dagger.
It didn't say that you arranged for someone to assassinate Bran!
Think about how weak this sentence is. !
A person with a normal mind will not hand over such obvious evidence as a dragon bone dagger to assassin. Can an ordinary dagger kill people?
Catelyn is not stupid, if I say In that case, can't she hear such an obvious lie?"
That woman is so stupid, and so is her husband, Eddard, stupid enough to believe you bastard.
But I'm not stupid!
Tyrion said with a sullen face: "You came to me just to say this?"
Uncle Finger sighed, he knew that Tyrion had completely lost interest in reminiscing about the old times, and he would not come out with dry goods again. I'm afraid nothing will happen tonight.
"We're going to get out of Vale in a few days, and I hope you can support me as Your Majesty's Hand of the King."
Tyrion's eyes widened and he looked at the other side. Confident and modest smiling small man, feeling unimaginable.
"Is there something wrong with your brain, do you think this is possible?"
"The army is about to go, but Jon Connington left Gates of the Moon, go to Slaver's Bay.
And your reputation...
old friend, as long as Your Majesty doesn't go crazy, will never make you a Hand of the King."
"Then let Prince Doran be the Hand of the King. He is Your Majesty's uncle, and he has the right status and talent." Tyrion didn't care.
"hehe, Tyrion, if you were smart, you wouldn't say such things."
Uncle Finger stepped forward, approached dwarf, and whispered in his ear: " I said, we are old friends, I know you.
You went back to Westeros to get back to Lannister on the edge of the cliff, didn't you?
Yes The reason why Prince Doran joined the True Dragon Alliance is because of the hatred accumulated in the heart for many years, he wants to push Lannister into Hell.
And I am different, I have no ill will towards you, no ill will towards Lannister Hate, today you help me, tomorrow I will help you.
Today you reject my friendship, tomorrow..."
"hehe, Tyrion, don't let us down Years of friendship." Uncle Finger chuckled.
"Are you threatening me?"
Tyrion clenched his fists, and his eyes, one black and the other black, flashed dangerous rays of light.
"I'm trying to use sincerity to awaken the ten-year friendship between us." Uncle Finger laughed.
Tyrion tiptoes hard, cranes his neck, and looks around.
"What are you looking at?" Uncle Finger wondered.
"I think I caught a glimpse of someone spying on us in the vicinity," Tyrion said.
"No, the garden is empty." Uncle Finger's expression was natural.
"Are you sure?" Tyrion asked suspiciously.
"Of course."
"I'm relieved then." Tyrion smiled.
"Don't worry—"
Before he finished speaking, a fist with a big mouth came straight at him.
“Bang——”
In the middle of Uncle Finger's nose, sour, astringent, bitter, numb... all kinds of feelings exploded in his heart together , the tears burst out.
Before it was too late to call, another punch struck like lightning, hitting the lower abdomen.
"Vomit-" Uncle Finger bent over and vomited as the acid in his stomach surged up his throat.
"Pengping peng peng..." Tyrion was unforgiving, punching and kicking him.
"Stop!" An angry shout came from the maze bushes, and then a tall old man led two guards and rushed over from the corner of the maze.
"Tyrion, let go of Lord Duke!" The old man's voice was thunderous and deafening.
"Bang bang..." Tyrion ignored it, kicking Uncle Finger with his hard cowhide boots, scolding while kicking: "Arrange someone to ambush Lao Tzu, Say nobody, you bastard full of lies!"
Uncle Finger lay in the muddy snow, holding head with both hands, mouth full of blood, humming, but unable to say a word.
Well, Tyrion is the Rutiju who hit the town of Kansai. The so-called ambush is just an excuse. Uncle Finger is also afraid of his murder and arranged bodyguards in advance for self-protection.
"锵锵——" With the sound of the sharp weapon being unsheathed, the blade reflected a cold white light under the moonlight, and quickly flashed past Tyrion's eyes.
dwarf hurriedly took a few steps back and shouted: "Look at the sky, idiots, if you don't want to die, just stay away from me!"
"Sigh—" Yan Yan In the end, the faint moonlight in the sky suddenly disappeared, complete darkness enveloped the labyrinth garden, and Wyvern's roar seemed to be happening in his ears.
"Dududu——" The tall old man stopped drawing his sword and pressed towards Dwarf's guard, picked up the whistle hanging around his neck and blew it.
After a while, a large group of Gates of the Moon guards rushed over.
"Sooner or later let you fly once!"
Leave a harsh word of unfathomable mystery to Uncle Finger, Tyrion rushes to the guards, climbs on Tysha's back and leaps into the night sky .
"I beat Littlefinger, Vale can't stay. Aegon is newly married, so he has to stay here for at least three days, let's go back to Storm's End first!" Tyrion found Arianne and invited.
"No, I won't go to Storm's End." Arianne climbed onto the dragon's back and consciously sat behind the dwarf, saying with a smile: "Let's go to Oldtown for two days."
"Going to Oldtown for what?" dwarf was blank.
"Legendary girl Rosey, I love it too!" said Arianne as it should be by rights.
dwarf grew up mouth, dumbfounded.
It took a while before he hummed, "In case someone recognizes..."
Arianne pressed against dwarf's ear and licked his earlobe, Whispered: "I'll go into the city alone, wait for a good deal, take her to the tower, you ride Tysha to pick us up, then the three of us can be together..."
dwarf immediately Blood on the head...little head.
Arianne's work is really reliable. On the second day, dwarf saw Rosey. Although her appearance and temperament were not as good as Sansa, Margaery, and even less than Dragon Queen, dwarf felt that she had a special aura.
dwarf had a lot of energy and had the best two days and nights of his life.
So does Arianne.
Bitch Boy Swing | Girl returns to Storm's End with a gluttonous and contented languid look.
But as soon as he landed on the school grounds, Aegon led a dozen soldiers to arrest dwarf.
"No way, just beat that bastard once and locked me up?" exclaimed dwarf in disbelief.
"Duke Baelish died, fell, like you said, he flew once." Aegon coldly said.