Chapter 292 Daily nonsense
"You've been going out a lot lately."
Itachi Uchiha, who was caressing Kaguya Otsutsuki's big belly, was stunned for a moment, but soon smiled and said: "What's wrong?"
"I haven't been with you for a day or two. Do you think I'm still the girl who was just fooled and played by you? Our child is about to be born. Even if I beg you, just give up the idea of going back. Even if it's not... Let me think about it for our children."
"Do you think I'm the kind of person who abandons his wife and children? I know, I know. It's true."
Seeing Uchiha Itachi's attitude, she knew that he didn't want to discuss such topics too much. She sighed in her heart and smiled sweetly: "What do you think our child should be called?"
Listening to Otsutsuki Kaguya's words, Uchiha Itachi took back his hand and poured a cup of tea by himself: "You can take it, I don't want any karma to happen because of me."
Uchiha Itachi gave Uchiha a blank look, "You are just lazy," Otsutsuki Kaguya also began to stroke her belly: "Then let's call her Hagoromo."
"Hey, what a peaceful name."
Without taking the name to heart, Otsutsuki Kaguya glared at Uchiha Itachi after hearing his words, because Uchiha Itachi mocked her commanding peace more than once.
"Humph, if you are such a timid person, then the child should have my last name from now on, and not a coward like you."
"Oh, I'm such a bad tempered person, I'm so cowardly, and it's Otsutsuki who I beg for mercy every night. What kind of surname is that? Hagoromo's hot chicken's name is the same as your last name, Otsutsukiha."
His face turned pale, Uchiha Itachi was stunned, something seemed to be wrong.
While Uchiha Itachi was stunned, Otsutsuki Kaguya punched Uchiha Itachi on the head. She took advantage of Uchiha Itachi's fear that her pregnant body would not do anything even though her body was normal, but she was still bullied by him. Very miserable.
"What's wrong with Otsutsuki? Otsutsuki is bothering you, you little bastard. You dare to speak but don't admit it."
He squeezed her hand and looked at Kaguya Otsutsuki with a serious look on his face: "No Otsutsuki, the last name is great, very good, very beautiful. I think it would be great for our son to have your last name."
"Our son" looked at Uchiha Itachi suspiciously, he could barely look at it even though he had a supercilious look: "How did you know he was your son?"
"Forehead"
"Forget it, you can't see it either. I'm watching our two children grow up." Kaguya Otsutsuki happily stroked her belly as she spoke.
Looking at her look, Uchiha Itachi felt unspeakably uncomfortable, and inexplicably recalled a sentence in his mind, when you play with time, time is also playing with you.
This is what is called, did I give birth to myself?
No, this is a higher level. I gave birth to my ancestors.
How do you call me my father's son in the future? I am also the father of my father's ancestors. He is also my son and the grandfather of his ancestors.
Seeing that Uchiha Itachi was distracted, Kaguya Otsutsuki reached out and patted him and said, "What are you thinking about?"
"It's nothing, I just thought of some exciting things, hehe." Uchiha Itachi looked at Kaguya Otsutsuki and swallowed. It was really exciting. He stroked Kaguya Otsutsuki's belly with his hand and then moved it up dishonestly. Although he didn't know, What does this fuck mean? But I responded to the situation inexplicably, and the fuck was so exciting: "Hehehe, I've already thought of a name for my dick."
Uchiha Itachi patted his hand away, rubbed the painful area and said, "Can't you be gentler? What's your name?"
"Hamura."
"Hey" looked at Uchiha Itachi excitedly: "You and I want to go together."
"Humph, who am I? Your husband doesn't want to be with you. How can I control you and gallop around?" At the same time, the Uchiha Itachi in his heart was shouting. If I weren't afraid that you would change something because of my random name, I would give it to me. If my son couldn't beat you with this bad name, I would make you feel what it means to be drunk to death.
"Hate" slapped Uchiha Itachi in shame and anger.
"That's it for Otsutsuki Hagoromo and Otsutsuki Hamura."
"Well why don't I have your last name?" Otsutsuki Kaguya looked at Uchiha Itachi strangely.
"Uh, I don't want to."
砰
The punch penetrated the floor, and Uchiha Itachi swallowed. Kaguya Otsutsuki grabbed Uchiha Itachi's collar and said, "I can give you time to think about it."
"Um, can I make a request?"
"explain."
"Well, you know how nice I am, what if you get pregnant?" Uchiha Itachi said shyly like an aunt, "I think the aunts in the village are a little lonely."
"Do you want to die?"
"Hahaha, I'm just kidding you. It's really because of some reason that they still take your last name." He wiped the hand that Kaguya Otsutsuki hit on the floor clean, showing a pleasant and gentle smile.
It was obvious that Kaguya Otsutsuki liked Uchiha Itachi's tricks. It should be said that she couldn't resist Uchiha Itachi's tenderness. She muttered: "Okay, I will reluctantly believe you this time. If you are really lonely, It’s not impossible to use your mouth.”
"You can"
Uchiha Itachi didn't hold back his gentleness and showed off his brother-pig look. Kaguya Otsutsuki rolled his eyes: "I don't know who often forces people in regardless of whether they want it or not."
"Well, it seems I can't kiss you anymore."
"Ahhhhhh you are the big bad guy, you are so bad"
The soft fist hit Uchiha Itachi, feeling inexplicably comfortable. Uchiha Itachi stretched his head over and whispered a word before smiling lewdly.
Otsutsuki Kaguya's face became increasingly red.
Itachi Uchiha kissed her.
"I lied to you, how could I dislike it?"
"Damn you, damn you, you are so annoying. I have decided not to care whether you are lonely or not."
"Hehehe, is it true?"
"Ahhh"