Chapter 297 Lower Body Animals
"Hamura, why did you wet the bed again?"
"Mom, this is none of my business. That one belongs to my brother."
"Oh, it's not yours, Hamura, why did you wet the bed again?"
"You shouldn't be at such an old age, right?" He picked up Otsutsuki Hagoromo's wooden sword with one hand, and Uchiha Itachi threw his wooden sword to him and took a sip of tea.
Blushing like a monkey's butt, Otsutsuki Hagoromo took the wooden sword and struck it at Uchiha Itachi angrily: "This, this is a man's romance."
"Ho!" After dodging one blow after another, Uchiha Itachi hit Otsutsuki Hagoromo's head with a teacup. The strong force made him roll on the ground several times: "I heard that you have been very close to a girl in the village recently. close"
"Ah ah, why are you more nagging than my mother?" His face turned even redder, Otsutsuki Hagoromo got up and waved his wooden sword randomly.
"Really? Although you are only thirteen, you had a lot of fun in the water mill that day."
Stunned, Otsutsuki Hagororo looked at Uchiha Itachi like he was looking at a demon.
Raising his eyebrows, Uchiha Itachi looked like it had nothing to do with him.
"Your mother saw it. Her white eyes can see far away."
"Sure enough," he knelt on the ground with a pop. Otsutsuki Hagoromo held his head in his hands and cried: "I felt like I was being watched that day. Even if it is my mother, you are going too far, right?"
"What's up with him"
Taking the tea that Kaguya Otsutsuki brought to him, Itachi Uchiha sighed and said, "I'm ashamed of you."
"Shame" looked at Uchiha Itachi with unknown meaning, then looked at Otsutsuki Hagoromo and said: "Even if I saw what you did, I saw it when you were running around the street with your butt naked. You are so shameful." As expected, Xiaogui Da and your father are both unreliable characters."
"It's none of my business"
"Mother, you don't have to humiliate me like this. I and I obviously saw it and you still made excuses."
Crying uncontrollably, Otsutsuki Kaguya frowned and kicked Uchiha Itachi and said coquettishly: "What kind of bad image have you set for me in front of the children? That's enough."
Holding Kaguya Otsutsuki in his arms and letting her play with her, Itachi Uchiha showed a gentlemanly smile and said, "I'm just lying about some interesting things. Do you want to hear it?"
"Interesting thing"
Seeing Kaguya Otsutsuki acting cute and ignorant, Hagoromo Otsutsuki understood that he had fallen into the trap of his father, and he used some trivial tricks to trick out what he wanted to know. How could his mother be so free to look at what he was doing? , he would catch himself the first moment he saw it. Fortunately, he did not ruin his image of a good boy in the eyes of his mother. Of course, bedwetting and other spoilers do not count. Fortunately, he was okay.
"Let's make a condition."
Uchiha Itachi smiled even brighter, pushed Kaguya Otsutsuki in his arms away, and Uchiha Itachi sat on the recliner nearby: "I haven't thought about it yet, I will play with you slowly in the future."
I swallowed my saliva. Compared with my father and mother, I can say that they are silly and sweet, but my father was not like this before. I remember one time my mother said that they were my father's cherished toys, so now he wants to play with us. No, no, with Father’s strength, we have to shed our skin even if we don’t die.
"Hey, did I come at the wrong time?"
Otsutsuki Kaguya, who was angry because Uchiha Itachi pushed her away, glanced at Otsutsuki Hamura and then continued to vent her dissatisfaction to Uchiha Itachi.
Otsutsuki Hamura consciously ate biscuits and walked to Otsutsuki Hagoromo. He knew that even his father could not save him if he provoked his mother now: "What's wrong with my father and mother?"
"Hamura, our future will be miserable."
"The affair between you and that little girl was discovered," Hamura Otsutsuki said vaguely after finishing the biscuit and stuffing another piece.
"How did you know?"
Shocked, this
Otsutsuki Hamura recalled thoughtfully: "The last time I passed by, I saw you coming out disheveled, and then I happened to be caught by my father. After a vicious, cruel, and inhumane sparring session, I was forced to come out."
"Damn it, it turned out to be your kid who betrayed me. How could Father know that you were finished? I said so."
Rubbing his nose and looking at the furious Otsutsuki Hamura, Otsutsuki Hamura raised his middle finger and said, "Brother, it's not that I look down on you. With your bedwetting ability, you may not be able to beat me."
"Hmm, how many girls were there last week?"
puff
"Wrong, brother."
The two brothers fell in love and killed each other for another day. Otsutsuki Hagoromo showed a relieved smile and helped Otsutsuki Hamura up and said: "My good brother, you are right, but we will have a common enemy in the future."
"You want to fight with your father? Mother is no match for him."
"Forehead"
Wiping the cookie crumbs from the corner of his mouth, Ōtsutsuki Hamura glanced at the couple Uchiha Itachi who were still flirting, and secretly whispered in Ōtsutsuki Hagoromo's ear: "Let's go to the next village to play, the girls there are pretty."
"I am a person who is very loyal to love. I want to be a man who is devoted to my mother like my father."
"You have a lot of youth stories that your mother dug out from your father."
"The little flowers from the next village belong to me."
Frowning, Otsutsuki Hagoromo said unhappily: "What a pity, what a pity, the little flower is mine."
"I rely on you to start so quickly."
"hey-hey"
""
Although the village next door was caressed by Kaguya Otsutsuki in the most loving way, Uchiha Itachi's heart still remained in these two tiger calves. It seemed that his playboy genes were perfectly released in them.
Well, what can I do?
However, since you want to play, this world can be your toy.
After the two sons sneaked away, Itachi Uchiha slapped Kaguya Otsutsuki on the butt: "I haven't spanked you enough. You have scared both sons away."
"Ah" looking behind in surprise, she sat in Uchiha Itachi's arms and pouted, angrily twisting Uchiha Itachi's waist: "It's all your fault that my image in the eyes of children is getting worse and worse."
"It's not my fault."
"I blame you, I blame you"
"Okay, okay." He patted Otsutsuki Kaguya and lay on the recliner with her arms in his arms: "The child has become sensible. She understands that you are doing it for their own good, but since they went out to play, hehe, there is a pile of clothes."
"Why do you still play with these things when your child is so old?"
Her face turned red with embarrassment. She finally understood why Uchiha Itachi agreed to her less wild request. How could those shameful things
"Okay, okay, time waits for no one, let's go quickly."
"Lower body animal hum"
Otsutsuki Hagoromo and Otsutsuki Hamura who slipped out did not expect that Uchiha Itachi activated a special formation, making it impossible for the two brothers who stepped out to enter the village, at least without Uchiha Itachi being able to move forward happily.
As the old saying goes, a son is like a father.