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It’s normal to get a kaleidoscope on the first deposit of six yuan, right?

Author: Liangxin Gugu Sauce

Summary:

Source name: It’s normal to get a kaleidoscope with the first deposit of six yuan, right?

Alias: I became a loli and chose to slack off in Naruto

Tags: anime derivative, time travel, system, two-dimensional, Naruto, fan fiction

Protagonist: Uchiha Shixue

Introduction: This is a story about a person who traveled through time and space and became the cute sister of Uchiha Shisui. After resolving the genocide incident, she chose to slack off in the ninja world.

Uchiha Shixue: I'm sorry, Nissan, it's not that I don't want to go back, it's just that the Akatsuki organization has given us too much!

Xiao Organization: I will take care of your sister, don't worry.

Uchiha Shisui:......

(Transformation, Uchiha clan, Patting Head Village, just want to show off, no conspiracy theories, defected from Konoha, moderate memes, lighthearted.)

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Chapter 1 Novice Tasks

"My name is Uchiha Shiyuki, right? You've already seen the transcript of the Ninja School in the Security Team. It's considered qualified. Go report to the second branch."

In the Konoha Guard, an ordinary Uchiha chuunin handed a leader with the logo of the guard and the fan to Zhiyuki.

Zhixue walked out of the security office, looking a little confused.

She was playing with her phone and didn't pay attention when she was hit by a truck. One second she was flying in the air and her mind went blank. Why did the scene become like this the next second? Are all veteran truck drivers so advanced these days? There is no need to struggle, but a moment of pain will directly knock your soul out?

He is now an ordinary person, ah no, he should be Uchiha Shiyuki now. She looked confused at the neatly arranged buildings around her and the two red cuffs on her arms.

"Bah, bah, bah... (the intermittent sound of electricity)"

"Congratulations, Xi Xi Xi, Xi Xi Xi, the host is bound to the Fishing Road system. Just... Xi Xi Xi, complete the task, and you will get abundant... Xi Xi Xi rewards."

A mixed and somewhat unclear electric synthesis sound resounded in Zhixue's mind.

"You...are you?" Zhixue asked cautiously towards the voice that came from nowhere with some doubts in his mind.

Although it sounds like this guy is a system, it feels a little unreliable.

This system is a fishing...呲呲呲 system. As long as you complete related...呲呲 tasks, you can get rewards. Now it has been bound to the host's soul and is still stabilizing. Please wait for a moment.

The sound of electricity was still the same as before, and Zhixue's face looked a little ashamed. This system seemed a little unreliable, but it was good to have. The Fishing Road system, I found it very interesting when I heard it, as long as it was not the kind of forcing the host. Just like the disgusting system that forces you to complete a task or else it will be wiped out, or the perverse system that forces you to wear women's clothing and seduce men/women.

Zhixue recalled what the stern-faced and meticulous police officer said about Uchiha in the room before, and she felt a wave of worry.

Could it be that she has traveled to the Hokage's Uchiha clan now? We need to take a closer look at the period, but it must not be during a war or approaching the night of genocide. Otherwise, with the way she has traveled through time with nothing and no idea, if the system is added I am old and weak, and time is very tight, so there is a high probability that it will be in vain.

For ninjas who are killing machines, war is no joke!

While the system was still stabilizing, Zhixue looked around and quickly ran into the toilet nearby, causing a burst of exclamations and screams.

"Damn it, girl, this is the men's room!"

"Isn't this Shisui's sister? I didn't expect she would do such an indecent thing..."

After a series of awkward stares, Zhixue walked out of the men's room, covering her red cheeks in embarrassment.

Something is wrong, quite wrong.

He hadn't noticed it just now, but it wasn't until he entered the men's room and was kicked out that Zhixue felt something wrong with his body, and there was a feeling of emptiness down there.

An unfriendly suspicion appeared in Zhixue's mind, so in order to check her body, Zhixue resolutely broke into the women's restroom, ran into the single room, and then looked at her smooth and delicate body. His legs were a little dazed, and then he tried it with his trembling hands.

Touch yourself!

What a fool!

"Ah...isn't this right?"

When he learned that his dragon had flown away and only the dragon pit remained, Zhixue's mood seemed to fall into a very empty state.

In the previous life, the sword was abandoned before it was sharpened? Isn't this a kind of sadness? However, Zhixue felt relieved when he thought about how muddled he was in his previous life, and that no one would remember him even after he died.

Forget it, just make peace with what you have come to and experience a different life as a girl. This just... ahem, satisfied her thirst for knowledge as a man in her previous life.

"Ahem, my own body, if I develop it well by myself... there should be no problem, right? (Guilty)"

Listening to the sound of electricity still playing in her mind, Zhixue coughed twice with a red face, and then looked at that mysterious and sacred place...

Half an hour later, Zhixue still couldn't hear the sound of the system being stable and successful. Then he opened the door to the toilet. His face was a little rosy, his legs were weak and he held on to the wall. He walked to the toilet, and then forced himself to wake up with cold water. After a moment, I saw in the mirror a standard black-haired Uchiha little lolita. Her skin was smooth and delicate, revealing a healthy rosiness. Her pink and delicate face was as cute as a doll, and her cheeks were slightly red at this time. His appearance added a touch of charm to his clear aura, and he looked easy to push down. But it was a pity that for convenience reasons, Zhixue did not grow long hair at this time, and his black and bright hair was just The pizza is on both shoulders, which is a pity.

"Gan, is this actually me? This is too cute. It would be a pity not to be my wife." Zhixue looked at the depressed little Loli in the mirror and murmured with some pity.

"Ding, congratulations to the host. The Fishing Road system is stable and successful. Next, this system will assist the host to complete the goal of freedom and continue to become stronger along the way."

"The host is currently at work. Please return to work as soon as possible to complete the novice mission."

"You just wanted to talk about fishing, right?" Zhixue seemed to have recovered somewhat, and said with some doubts to the voice in his head.

"Ding, the fishing system is naturally aimed at fishing, but fishing needs to be completed within working hours. The host is also requested to return to his post immediately and complete the novice task."

Beginner's Task: New Ideas from the 21st Century.

Mission description: As a soul from another world, you are bound to become Feng Aotian's woman. How can you work so hard for Konoha and the police? It is impossible to work for others in this life.

Mission requirement: Have a good sleep while patrolling Konoha (required to be more than 30 minutes).

Mission reward: complete memory of the original owner, activation of the recharge system (with a first recharge reward of 6 yuan), Konoha-style basic physical skills, fire release and Phoenix fire skills, and 0.2 calories of chakra.

Seeing this reward description, Zhixue's face darkened. Is your system opened by that black-hearted manufacturer? It has 0.2 chakra. Is this enough to use several Phoenix Immortal Fire Techniques?

Although Zhixue did not have a complete memory at this time, he could still remember some fragmentary parts. For example, the original owner was a loser who couldn't even cast a powerful fireball technique with chakra. Being able to become a member of the Guard this time was also a spot that Shisui, a cheap guy, finally got. After all, the Uchiha clan has such a arrogant temperament. Why? Maybe let the original owner use a "vase" to go on official business with them?

Chapter 2: Inherit the memory and open the Mangekyō Sharingan

"Hey, that one over there, which guard branch are you from? Why haven't I seen you often?"

Just when Zhixue came out of the bathroom, she heard a loud shout. She immediately turned around with a sweaty face like a caught thief, and saw the white-haired old man, who looked very kind. The hairstyle is a bit flowing.

Due to fragmented memory, Zhixue did not recall the old man's name for the time being. He only remembered that his ancestor Yashiro was? But would anyone really call Uchiha's ancestor Yashiro?

After Zhixue turned his head nervously, the old man suddenly froze.

"Is she Shisui's sister? I thought Shisui was indifferent to your affairs, but that's right. It's been a long time since I graduated from the ninja school. It's not a problem to stay at home. I'll find a job in the police force. It’s a good thing to have an errand.”

Zhixue looked at the old man in front of him and said a lot of things, blinking in confusion. And Uchiha Yashiro also felt that Zhiyuki might be a little blind just after joining the guard, so he personally took her to the place on her sleeve, which was the second branch of the Konoha Guard.

After chatting with the old man on the road, Zhixue probably understood that most of the members of the second branch's security team were stationed in places similar to guard booths to monitor local order. It was a bit similar to today's security guards. It was a casual job. The salary is not much, only 2 taels a month, but Shisui is rich, so she doesn't need to earn much, but what period is this in?

After a long journey, Uchiha Yashiro took Zhiyue away from the edge of the garrison and walked towards the residential area where the second branch was located. Along the way, Zhiyue saw many civilians who saw table tennis rackets. Just from the look of disgust that leaked out, I felt like something was seriously wrong.

As if feeling the change in Zhixue's mood, Uchiha Yashiro comforted her and said: "Don't look at the eyes of these civilians. Our police force is the place to maintain the order of Konoha. It is inevitable to offend people, and we, the Uchiha clan, We have always acted fairly and impartially, and we are not afraid of the shadow of our integrity. Anyone who slanders our police force will receive the punishment they deserve."

When Zhixue heard what the old man said, he also felt a sense of arrogance that went deep into his bones. He probably belonged to the Uchiha clan. Of course, the original owner definitely didn't have this kind of arrogance, and instead felt a little inferior. After all, the original owner was already 14 years old. , I felt weak even after firing a huge fire ball, and I was completely out of breath by Shisui's light.

After Yashiro took Zhixue through most of the residential area, he came to a small pavilion on the edge of the street where he lived and went through the relevant procedures.

"Okay, you have completed the formalities. I also have to rush back to attend the Uchiha Elders' Gathering. See you later." Yashiro stepped forward and adjusted the forehead protector on Zhixue's head, then left. Zhixue was assigned to work on an inconspicuous straight street, which happened to be opposite the famous Ichiraku Ramen.

Sitting in the small pavilion, Zhixue picked up the pen in his hand and opened the folder. He filled in the information casually, looked at the peaceful scenery around him, waited carefully for half an hour and found that there was no movement, and then lay down resolutely. On the table.

"Well, let's put the responsibilities aside for now and complete the system tasks first."

Although the feeling of panic that he had just traveled through has not completely faded away, Zhixue still relaxed himself as quickly as possible and gradually fell asleep.

Five minutes, ten minutes, twenty minutes, half an hour passed, and the sun in the sky was almost approaching noon. While Zhixue was still sleeping, the system prompt sounded.

"Ding, the mission of New Thoughts from the 21st Century has been completed and the mission reward has been obtained."

"It is detected that the host's consciousness is silent, and the task reward is automatically received."

"Congratulations to the host for obtaining the original owner's complete memory, Fire Release: Phoenix Fire Technique, 0.2 calorie chakra, Konoha-style basic physical skills, opening the recharge system, and obtaining the first charge reward of the Mangekyou Sharingan."

In his sleep, a trace of blood-red light flashed under Du Zhixue's closed eyes, and then countless fragments seemed to fit together in his blank mind, as if in just a few minutes, Zhixue It was like experiencing the life of the original owner in a new way.

He was born, babbling, learning to eat, learn to walk, Shisui graduated and started going to school. At the end of the Third Ninja War, his parents died young, he took refuge in the Kyuubi Rebellion, he was at the end of the school, he was hated by the common people, he was despised by his tribe, and the school At the end of the crane, the teacher's disdain and waiting for things one after another seemed like what Zhixue had experienced personally. A constant mixture of shame and inferiority poured into Zhixue's chest. It burned through the whole body like the fire of hell. At the same time, a sobbing sound from the original owner resounded in Zhixue's mind.

Living... is really tiring...

As if haunted by a nightmare, Zhixue clenched his teeth and his forehead was covered with fine sweat.

squeak~

The wooden door of the guard station was gently pushed open. An ANBU wearing a tanuki mask placed two portions of still steaming Ichiraku Ramen on the table, and then looked at Zhiyuki, who was sleeping on the table. Stunned for a moment.

He remembered...this must be working time, right?

Anbu shook his head helplessly, and then took off the mask from his face, revealing a slightly childish, but heroic, restrained and sharp face. He was none other than Zhiyuki's brother in the Uchiha clan and the most powerful person in the entire ninja world. The famous Konoha genius—Uchiha Shisui.

"Ah, it's not good to go to bed on the first day of work." Zhisui smiled and shook his head, then walked up to Zhixue, ready to give her a cute touch to give her a headache.

But it was only after getting closer that Shisui discovered something was wrong.

Tick~

A drop of blood dripped from the table where Zhixue was lying on his stomach and fell to the floor. Zhishui's face changed in surprise when he saw a little blood red color on the ground.

What happened?

Zhisui anxiously wanted to pick up Zhixue and take him to the nearest Konoha hospital, but when Zhisui's hand touched Zhixue's arm, a pair of scarlet eyes appeared in front of Shisui's eyes. The clover pattern actually made Shisui feel a little threatened.

Zhixue woke up, with bright red blood flowing in his eyes. A pair of magical clover kaleidoscopes flashed past in his pupils. When he saw the clover, Zhishui rubbed his eyes in disbelief and looked again. , only to find that Zhixue had fainted.

"Ni...Nisan?" Zhixue had just woken up from the nightmare. He glanced at Zhisui in confusion, then felt pain in his eyes and fainted.

"Stop the snow! Stop the snow!"

Chapter 3 Uchiha Shisui

"The patient has just opened her eyes. She is just a little anemic. She just needs to pay attention to eating well and having a regular schedule. Also, uh, pay attention to letting her control herself. She is still young. Too many times will affect her future physical growth and development."

"Thank you, Uncle Ryo." Shisui could still understand it at first, but what does the latter mean by restraint?

"You're welcome. The patient's condition is not serious now and she can be discharged from the hospital this afternoon. But as my brother, no matter how useless she is, you must take good care of her. Do you understand?"