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Siheyuan: Banggeng steals, Aunt Huairu, don't worry! Author: Your cat master
【Siheyuan】+【System】+【Shuangwen】
Cross the courtyard and gain access to the 'mysterious store' system. Not only are the items in the system cheap, but you can also get mysterious rewards through accumulated shopping.
Life is so beautiful, what else can Cao Shuang say except enjoying it? Ai, yes, Aunt Huairu, please come again tomorrow night!
Chapter 1 Mysterious Store System, Aunt Huairu is a bit big
1964
Sijiucheng
‘Hiss~’
In the shabby room, Cao Shuang rubbed his head which was about to explode:
"I told you that shit you can't drink, you guys..."
Halfway through his words, Cao Shuang's expression suddenly froze:
A shabby room, a table with a missing leg, and a half-broken window. This... shouldn't be my 200-square-meter villa that I just paid off the mortgage for, right?
Taking a look at his hands which had obviously become much smaller, Cao Shuang's eyes suddenly shrank:
"So, you're wearing it now?"
As this thought came to mind, a memory appeared in Cao Shuang's mind, allowing him to quickly figure out the current situation:
Not only did he travel through it, but he also traveled through it to the world of Qinghe Siheyuan!
Yes, it is the courtyard house where many celebrities such as the prosperous Qin Huairu and the gentle He Yuzhu lived!
Judging from the memories left by the original body, Jia Dongxu has been dead for two years, and now should be one year before the beginning of the plot.
Although the plot has not yet begun, it does not affect the performance of the beasts:
The original body was the one who broke into his room to steal things and bit his arm after being caught. He was "heroically saved" by He Yuzhu and died shortly after returning to the room.
"Don't worry, even if it's just because we're both called 'Cao Shuang', I will avenge you."
That’s right, his original name was also Cao Shuang. He had just turned 18, and his parents were employees of the Red Star Steel Mill who died in the line of duty.
According to regulations, he should go to the steel mill to take over his parents' job in the next few days.
[Ding, the host's emotions are detected to be stable, and the 'Mysterious Store System' is successfully activated. ]
"system?"
Hearing the sudden sound, Cao Shuang was stunned at first, and then he showed a look of surprise:
Isn’t this the legendary golden finger?
"System, what is your role?"
[Ding, this system provides a mysterious store, which will randomly refresh 3 items every day. The host can choose to buy or refuse. When the accumulated purchase times reach a certain number, a mysterious gift can be obtained. ]
[Do you want to open the secret shop? ]
"Turn on!"
As the words came to an end, a panel that only Cao Shuang could see immediately appeared in front of him:
10 jin of white flour, priced at 1 yuan
5 jin of premium pork, priced at 5 yuan
10 eggs, priced at 3 yuan
Personal assets: 8.23 yuan
Cumulative purchase times: 0/10
The original body's parents died in the line of duty, and he had no other adults to support him. His living expenses before he officially started working were borne by the Red Star Steel Rolling Mill. Although he was able to eat and dress warmly, he did not save much money.
Fortunately, the items in the system store were obviously much cheaper than the current prices, which gave Cao Shuang a big surprise.
"I just don't know what the mysterious gift is?"
"Cao Shuang, get out here!"
Just when Cao Shuang was about to study the system further, a sound like a ghost howling sounded outside the door.
"You little beast who has a life but no one to take care of him, you dare to hit my grandson, then come out quickly!"
"Get out here, you little bastard!"
……
When Cao Shuang pushed open the door, he saw a short and fat woman standing at the door of her house with a little boy, cursing. Next to her stood a frail woman wearing a blue long-sleeved shirt, and a group of courtyard residents who were watching the fun.
If I'm not mistaken, the woman in blue should be Qin Huairu. She is indeed the one who can make He Yuzhu willing to be a bootlicker. Her amazing pear-shaped figure can be called a mature man hunting weapon!
"How dare you come out, you little bastard!"
When her eyes fell on Cao Shuang, Jia Zhang's look was as ferocious as a vicious dog whose bones had been taken away.
"Who are you talking about, little bastard?"
"Of course you are talking about me, little bastard!"
"Oh~"
After a long voice and an expression of understanding, Cao Shuang spoke again:
"So you are the little beast, but I think at your age, you should actually be called the old beast."
"You and I……"
It was not until Cao Shuang finished speaking that Jia Zhang finally reacted.
Thinking that she was scolded in front of everyone in the hospital, Jia Zhang felt angry and a little embarrassed.
"Damn you little bastard from the Cao family, you have no conscience~"
With a wail, Jia Zhang slapped her thigh with one hand and started to demonstrate by holding the stick with the other hand:
"Everyone, come and judge for yourself. My dog is well-behaved and sensible. How could he be beaten into such a mess by this little beast?"
This little thing was determined to kill me when it bit me, so of course my predecessor would not show any mercy to it.
‘Hiss~’
Seeing the five clear dark red palm prints on Banggeng's face, everyone attracted by Jia Zhang couldn't help but gasp.
“I didn’t expect that this kid from the Cao family looked innocent, but he was actually so treacherous when he attacked!”
"That's right, it seems like I have to keep my beloved grandson away from this brat in the future, lest he also fall into his clutches."
……
It has to be said that Jia Zhang has some talent in setting the pace.
With just a few short words, Cao Shuang almost became a human devil and a child killer in the eyes of everyone present.
"Ahem, ahem~"
Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene was becoming more and more chaotic, a cough suddenly sounded:
"Everyone be quiet."
The person who spoke was a short-haired old man who was dark, thin, but very tall. Cao Shuang recognized him. He was the leader of all the birds in the courtyard - Yi Zhonghai, the Lord of Morality!
"It's great. You really went a little too far this time."
His eyes fell on Cao Shuang, and Yi Zhonghai's face showed a bit of disappointment:
"Bang Geng is a child after all. Even if you don't love him, you shouldn't be so harsh on him."
"That's right, you have to make the decision for us, uncle."
As soon as Yi Zhonghai finished speaking, Jia Zhang, who was standing beside him, started shouting loudly:
"My dog got beaten up like this by a little beast. He should pay at least 20 yuan in compensation."
"The old beast looks ordinary, but he has beautiful thoughts."
"Cao Shuang!"
Before Cao Shuang finished speaking, Yi Zhonghai had already shouted:
"In front of so many people, I hope you can behave properly."
"Sister-in-law Jia is quite old after all, how can you call her that?"
After finishing his words, Yi Zhonghai glared at Cao Shuang fiercely:
He was really dissatisfied with the boy in front of him.
As the eldest uncle of the courtyard house, Yi Zhonghai has always been quite prestigious.
In his opinion, since he had spoken in person, Cao Shuang should honestly admit his mistake and pay the money instead of swearing at Jia Zhang.
"What a joke this uncle is."
Yi Zhonghai's idea was good, but Cao Shuang obviously would not fulfill his wish.
With a sneer, Cao Shuang continued:
"Why didn't you hear me when Jia Zhang called me 'little beast', but you jumped out when I called her 'old beast'?"
"Could it be that the old beast has something to do with you?"
"you……"
Chapter 2 Qin Huairu: I have no money~
Upon hearing Cao Shuang's words, Yi Zhonghai's face instantly turned pale:
He was so busy finding trouble with Cao Shuang that he forgot what Jia Zhang had just said.