Chapter 12 Wang 2 Dog's Little Notebook
"Ah...ah..."
Ye Fei was in so much pain at this moment. Even though he was filled with resentment, he no longer cared about arguing with Wang Ergou. He could only hold his stomach and roll around on the floor in the room.
"Hey, for old man Ye's sake, I'll give you some antidote!" Wang Ergou walked over, pried open Ye Fei's mouth, and poured some of the blue powder in the small porcelain bottle into his mouth.
Just after Ye Fei swallowed the powder, in just a few seconds, a magical scene happened.
Ye Fei’s stomach pain soon stopped.
Not only that, he also felt an indescribable sense of comfort all over his body, and he was particularly energetic, as if his whole body was full of strength.
Shit, is it the effect of those two bowls of porridge or the effect of the antidote?
At this moment, he was extremely shocked to see Wang Ergou took out his little notebook again: "One use of Baixiancao to detoxify, fifty spirit stones!"
"Hmm?" Ye Fei was so angry that his lungs almost exploded: "Hey, old man, what do you mean? I can tolerate you keeping a record of drinking poisoned porridge, but you also keep a record of detoxifying me, this is too much! Isn't it because of you that I was poisoned!"
"That's right, you were poisoned because of me!" Wang Ergou said seriously, "I didn't charge you for the poisoning, and I didn't keep any account with you. I only kept the account for detoxifying you! Wouldn't it be a waste of my elixir to detoxify you? Elixir is free, right?"
Ye Fei: “…”
Ye Fei was speechless.
"Who do you think I am? If I charge you for poisoning you, what kind of person would I be?" Wang Ergou said with disdain: "Poisoning is free!"
What the hell...
"What about the porridge?" Ye Fei gritted his teeth angrily: "Didn't my father pay you?"
"Your father paid the money, but he only paid for your tuition, not your living expenses!" Wang Ergou said with disdain: "Your living expenses for eating, drinking, defecating, urinating and sleeping here are of course calculated separately!"
Wang Ergou slapped his thigh when he got to this point. “Oh, by the way, I almost forgot to write down the accommodation fee last night!”
"What?" Ye Fei was almost going crazy: "I slept on the floor at the door last night and almost froze to death. You still want to charge me for the accommodation?"
Damn, for the sake of money, does this old guy completely abandon his old face?
"Sleeping on the floor at the door?" Wang Ergou said with disdain: "Isn't that the territory of my Qianxian Sect?"
After Wang Ergou finished speaking, he quickly wrote down a few more things: "One night's accommodation at the gate of Qianxian Sect, two spirit stones."
Wang Ergou looked up at Ye Fei and said, "I gave you a 50% discount for living outside. You have nothing to say now, right?"
"Thank you!" Ye Fei said with disdain: "You can remember it however you want. Take your time. I'm leaving now!"
After Ye Fei finished speaking, he immediately picked up the backpack that he had placed at the door, threw it on his back, turned around and strode away.
What else can he say to a man who doesn't even care about his reputation for money? He really has nothing to say.
"Where are you going?" Wang Ergou shouted behind him.
"I don't want to learn anymore!" Ye Fei yelled angrily, "Even if you are a great hermit, I still don't want to learn from you!"
"Promise!"
"Wang Wang Wang..."
Ye Fei only heard Wang Ergou shout "Proof of the Tao", and then a burst of dog barking came from behind him.
Looking back, he saw the huge black dog, half a man's height, chasing after him like a flash of black lightning.
"Fuck you..." Ye Fei cursed and ran away.
"Ah, ah, ah..."
Before Ye Fei ran out of the yard, he was caught up by the big black dog.
After a burst of heart-wrenching screams, the big black dog dragged the wounded Ye Fei back to Wang Ergou's house as if he was dragging a dead dog.
"Hey..." Wang Ergou looked at Ye Fei, who was covered in blood and had already fainted, with sympathy: "Look at what you have done. If your father saw you like this, he would be so distressed. Let me treat you..."
Immediately afterwards, Wang Ergou brought in a pile of bottles and jars.
In the following time, every time he gave Ye Fei a medicine, he would make a note in the small notebook.
"Two ounces of blood-activating ointment, twenty spirit stones."
"Five cents of Life-Extending Grass and eight Spiritual Stones."
"Eight coins of Broken Bone Grass, twenty-five Spiritual Stones."
……
When Ye Fei woke up, it was already afternoon.
At that time, he was lying next to the fire pit in Wang Ergou's house.
What surprised him was that after he woke up, he sat on the ground and felt around all over his body, but he didn't find any trace of wounds.
"Don't look at it. The elixirs I used for you are rare and top-grade elixirs in the world. Not only will they heal your wounds, but they will also not leave any scars!" Wang Ergou said lightly.
Wang Ergou was squatting beside the fire pit, smoking a pipe that was about a foot long. He took a puff of the cigarette and added, "It's just that the medical bills are more expensive."
"Medical expenses?" Ye Fei was dumbfounded.
"Yes!" Wang Ergou nodded and took out a small notebook from his arms: "Here, after you were bitten by Zhengdao this morning, I gave you some medicine. I remember every detail clearly. Take a look for yourself, so you don't have to accuse me of mistaking my notes."
What the hell...
"Let the dog bite me? Then apply medicine on me and charge me money? This business is run by you... Aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?" Ye Fei said with a vicious look on his face.
"Even if I'm really struck by lightning, that's my business. You don't have to worry about it for me!" Wang Ergou glanced at the notebook himself:
"Anyway, the time you were bitten by Zheng Dao this morning cost you more than 200 spirit stones. You can decide for yourself.
Listen to my advice, and don't run away again. I promised your father that I would teach you for two months, and your father has paid the money, so I must keep my word.
If you stay here and don't run away, I can earn some extra living expenses and medical expenses. If you run away, won't my extra money be wasted?
However, if you run away again next time and Zhengdao brings you back again, the medical expenses will probably still be around the same standard as today.
I have already explained the charging standards to you. If you still insist on running away, I will not stop you."
"You..." Ye Fei was almost going crazy.
Yes!
You don't stop me!
If you have the ability, just let me prove my truth, but don’t stop me!
Oh, Heaven, oh, Earth, please have mercy on me. What the hell is this my life?
In online novels, whoever travels through time and space to become the protagonist is not doing well? But when it comes to me, you make my life worse than death. What on earth do you want to do?
At this moment, Wang Ergou knocked on the pipe beside the fire pit and turned to look at the backpack in the corner: "Take your things and follow me. I will arrange a place for you to stay!"
Ye Fei gritted his teeth.
Oh shit!
There is no way I can escape now in front of this old man, I’ll find a chance later!
Ye Fei picked up his backpack and followed Wang Ergou out.
Immediately afterwards, Ye Fei was taken by Wang Ergou to the door of a dilapidated side room in the yard.
There were originally two doors in the room, but now only one is left. The other half has no door. However, the doorless side is covered with several thick layers of spider webs from top to bottom.
Wang Ergou pointed inside the house and said, "This is your room. You will live here from now on!"
"Ah?" Ye Fei was stunned for a moment.
It was obvious that no one had lived in this house for several years, and the dust inside was a foot thick.
This isn't a place for people to live.
"It cost two spirit stones to sleep at the door last night, and there's a 50% discount. Does that mean it costs four spirit stones a night to stay here?" Ye Fei said disdainfully.
"Well! That's the condition here!" Wang Ergou looked at Ye Fei expressionlessly: "Just make do with it!"
I can really make do with it.
But can't you charge less?
Ye Fei turned his head with a bitter face and glanced at the courtyard.
He discovered that although this courtyard had fallen into disrepair over the years and most of the houses were in a terrible state, apart from the one where Wang Ergou lived, there was another house next to him that was obviously in good condition. At least from the outside it didn't look like the one with a rotten door.
"Don't even think about that room!" Wang Ergou followed Ye Fei's gaze and curled his lips in disdain: "That's for proving the truth."
Ye Fei: “…”
What else can he say?
My status in the Thousand Immortals Sect is even lower than that of a dog?
"Push the door and take a look first!" Wang Ergou pointed to the only remaining door: "If you are really not satisfied, I will take you to another place."
"Oh..." Ye Fei sighed lightly. It was broad daylight now and he didn't dare to run. He could only calm the old man down and pretend to check his house first, and then find a chance to run away at night.
Anyway, it's already afternoon and it will be dark soon.
Ye Fei took a step forward. Since the other side was covered with spider webs, he could only push the door open and take a look as Wang Ergou said.
However, just as Ye Fei's hand touched the wooden door, the door instantly fell to the ground inside.
"Bang..."
The wooden door slammed to the ground with a bang, raising a cloud of dust.
"Cough cough..." Ye Fei was choked and quickly took two steps back.
Turning his head, Wang Ergou actually took out his little notebook again: "If you damage a golden nanmu door that was carefully carved by a top-notch craftsman, you will be compensated with 100 spirit stones!"
I'm crazy...
No wonder he asked me to push the door open and take a look...
You're really setting a trap for me!
It's obviously just an ordinary broken pine door, but top craftsmen meticulously carved it into golden nanmu?
I'm waiting for your ancestors!
Finely carved Nima!
Nanmu, your uncle...