Chapter 18
"One thousand four hundred and fifty!" Wang Ergou said seriously, "This is the best deal!"
"One thousand four hundred and five?" Ye Fei lowered his head and counted on his fingers, then immediately looked at Wang Ergou with disdain: "Only 97% off? You call this a discount?"
After Ye Fei finished speaking, he suddenly changed the subject and asked arrogantly, "How much is the annual subscription? Just give me a yearly subscription! Haha...monthly subscription? Who are you looking down on? I used to be an annual member of iQiyi and Kugou."
"IQIYI? Kugou?" This time even Wang Ergou himself was dumbfounded: "What kind of dog is Kugou? Is it powerful? Can it beat Zhengdao?"
Ye Fei: “…”
"You don't understand these things, and I can't explain them to you clearly. Why don't you just tell me how much the annual package costs?"
"Yearly subscription..." Wang Ergou looked embarrassed: "I've never done this before. In the past, your senior brothers and sisters only paid monthly subscriptions at most."
Oh shit, have any of my seniors been tricked like this before?
Ye Fei felt much more balanced instantly.
"Then...where are my senior brothers and sisters?" Ye Fei was very curious.
Did they all escape down the mountain?
With the way he schemes, anyone who doesn't run away would be an idiot!
"Master drove them all down the mountain to gain experience!" Wang Ergou stroked his goatee with great pride.
"Haha, they ran away, so what? You drove them down the mountain to train." Ye Fei curled his lips: "If you have the ability, drive me down the mountain to train too, and I will consider it your ability!"
"You?" Wang Ergou curled his lips. "You have only been learning for a few days. You haven't even learned the most basic breathing. Why are you going down the mountain to gain experience? How can you be beaten up? I can't afford to lose face! When you have mastered the skills, I will naturally drive you down the mountain!"
"Alright, alright, let's stop talking about these useless things. Just tell me how much the annual package costs!" Ye Fei looked like a nouveau riche.
"If you really want a yearly package, then the discount will definitely be much greater!" Wang Ergou pinched his goatee and thought for a while: "How about this, the annual package will be charged at 15,000 spirit stones per year, which will directly reduce the cost by two months. Is that good enough?"
"Remember it, it's covered for the whole year!" Ye Fei waved his hand.
Wang Ergou looked at Ye Fei with disdain: "Tsk tsk... You really don't feel bad for selling your father's land? How could the Ye family produce a prodigal like you?"
Ye Fei: “…”
Am I the loser?
Even the least spendthrift person will be forced to become a spendthrift by you when he comes to you.
I don’t want to lose either. Is it possible to not lose?
Ye Fei complained a few words in his heart, and then shook his head proudly: "The Ye family has plenty of money, we are not short of money!"
"Okay, you said it yourself!" Wang Ergou wrote a few more words: "Ye Fei's detoxification package for the whole year is 15,000 spirit stones in total!"
After Wang Ergou finished writing it down, he did not forget to add a clause: "Boy, this annual package only counts the detoxification in the morning, and detoxification at other times does not count!"
"Hmm?" Ye Fei was startled and said, "Master, you won't eat Qianbao porridge for lunch or dinner in the future, right?"
"That's impossible!" Wang Ergou curled his lips: "Is Master that kind of person? If you feel tired of keeping watch at night and want to have a thousand treasures porridge for a midnight snack, I can arrange it for you..."
"Thank you!" Ye Fei clasped his hands together: "No thanks!"
In this way, Ye Fei generously signed up for an annual membership.
Anyway, he was only thinking about running away without paying the money, and he had no intention of paying at all. Not to mention a yearly package, he was willing to pay for the whole life.
After agreeing on the annual package, Ye Fei immediately continued to meditate and practice.
That day, Ye Fei was meditating, racking his brains for the entire day but still couldn't think of any way to escape tonight.
The back door didn't work, the front door didn't work, and he couldn't climb over the wall, so he didn't know how to escape.
Finally, in the evening, when the training was over, Wang Ergou called Ye Fei to the tree to settle accounts with him. Ye Fei looked up at the tree, and he suddenly found new inspiration.
This tree, which can be hugged by seven or eight people, has very lush branches and leaves, and one of its branches has even extended outside the wall.
What excited him most was that he saw that after the branch stretched out, it was actually connected to several large trees outside the wall.
Damn, isn’t this God helping me?
As long as I climb up the tree and follow the branch to the woods on the east side, I can leave without anyone noticing.
The woods on the east side are so far away from the gate that even if you have the sharpest ears, you won’t be able to hear it, right?
Wang Ergou noticed Ye Fei's gaze. He followed Ye Fei's gaze and glanced at the tree: "Boy, don't blame me for not reminding you. You'd better not climb this tree randomly. Many people have fallen from it."
"Why would I climb a tree if I have nothing to do?" Ye Fei curled his lips: "I can't climb a tree!"
Haha, I’m a good tree climber, can I tell you?
When I was a child in the countryside, among the children of the same age in our village, no one could climb trees faster than me.
……
That night.
After Ye Fei waited for the shift to be handed over to Zheng Dao, he did not even go home but went straight to the big tree in the yard.
He was in good physical condition now, and it only took him a short while to climb to the branch that was ten meters above the ground and stretched out of the wall.
He turned his head to look at the front door in the distance, then looked at Wang Ergou's room: "Old beast, I really have to say goodbye to you this time..."
After saying that, he immediately turned around and looked at the branch extending outside the wall.
However, at this moment, he heard a "hissing" sound coming from above his head.
When he looked up, he saw a giant white python as thick as his thigh wrapped around a branch above his head. It poked its head out and opened its bloody mouth to spit out long snake-like things at him...
"Swish!" Ye Fei didn't even think about it, he just turned around and jumped down from the tree.
As he fell, he hit a branch three meters above the ground.
Fortunately, the branch cushioned the fall, so he wasn't seriously injured when he fell to the ground.
The first thing he did when he got up from the ground was to look back.
However, this sight frightened him even more. He had been afraid of snakes since he was a child, and at this moment, the giant white python had already come down from the tree, with its head less than three meters away from him.
"Woo woo, damn it..." Ye Fei cried and cursed, then immediately turned around and rushed to Wang Ergou's room, crying and shouting as he ran: "Woo woo, Master, help me, I'm afraid of snakes..."
After calling Wang Ergou, he turned around and looked at the giant white python that was chasing him relentlessly: "Don't come over here..."
Ye Fei, you big idiot, you brought this upon yourself!
The old man has reminded you not to climb trees randomly!
Why don't you listen?
You are a tree climber, but can you still climb trees now?