Chapter 23 Head-on confrontation
"Snapped!"
Wang Ergou slapped Ye Fei hard on the back of his head: "You beast! How can you speak human language?"
Ye Fei was beaten so hard that stars appeared in his eyes. He quickly covered the burning back of his head, shrank his neck, and retreated behind Wang Ergou.
Of course, he didn't expect Wang Ergou to really call him dad. After all, he was the head of a clan. He was just trying to disgust him on purpose.
However, at this moment, Wang Ergou suddenly added: "You call me dad, and I call you dad too, so wouldn't that mess up the generations?"
Ye Fei: "Water method..."
Did he beat me for this?
Ye Fei suddenly had an idea, and immediately turned his head and leaned close to Wang Ergou and whispered: "Master, why don't you expel me from the sect now, so that we can call each other by our own names, and the seniority won't be messed up!"
"Snapped!"
Wang Ergou raised his hand and slapped Ye Fei on the forehead again, shouting coldly: "Who do you think your master is!"
Ye Fei shrank his neck.
It’s over, this time the old man is really angry.
No wonder, it's a bit too much to say this. Although he is a liar, he is not a fool. I gave him such bad advice, how could he not see that I was playing tricks on him?
However, at this moment, Wang Ergou suddenly added: "Do you think the master is so easy to deceive! Even if I expel you from the sect, you just used that trick. If I use it again right away, will you still be fooled?"
Ye Fei: “…”
Shit, he really didn’t realize that I was teasing him?
So if I hadn't used this trick just now, he would have just used it as a makeshift one?
Damn, it seems I overestimated him a bit.
“Senior, please!” Seeing that Wang Ergou hadn’t appeared for a long time, Ding Dashan extended his hand to him again: “I really want to learn some of your skills, please give me some advice!”
"Boy, hurry up..." After hearing what Ding Dashan said, Wang Ergou immediately tugged at Ye Fei's clothes and whispered, "Help the master think of another trick, something similar to the one you used before!"
Ye Fei: “…”
"Master, are you serious?" Ye Fei was stunned: "Are you really not going to fight him? He has even come to your house to fight, and you can tolerate this?"
Ye Fei found that Wang Ergou seemed to be determined to avoid fighting, and he suddenly became a little anxious.
After all, if Wang Ergou had not been beaten half paralyzed by Ding Dashan, he would not have been able to go down the mountain.
This is not okay.
Damn it, I must find a way to make them fight!
Ye Fei's eyes rolled around and suddenly an idea came to his mind.
He immediately approached Wang Ergou and whispered, "Master, don't worry, just look at me. As the saying goes, the best strategy is to attack the enemy's strategy. I'll help you think of a way to make him angry and leave without any moves!"
After Ye Fei finished speaking, without waiting for Wang Ergou to reply, he pointed at Ding Dashan and immediately started cursing:
"You big fool, are you worthy enough to fight with my master? My master said that even if your master, that old bastard, came in person, he wouldn't be able to withstand a single move from him!
As for a big fool like you who has strong limbs and a simple mind, he can beat at least 18 of them by himself. If you don't believe it, just come at me!"
Wang Ergou: “…”
"You little bastard!" Wang Ergou glared at Ye Fei fiercely: "Are you trying to attack my plan? You are trying to attack me!"
"Hehe, Master, don't worry. I've said that. He won't dare to come and fight with you!" Ye Fei said with a smile.
At this moment, he smiled truly happily.
Old man, I have already pissed him off, and I'm going to see if you survive this time.
"Fuck, what did you say!" As expected, Ding Dashan, whose face was distorted by Ye Fei's anger, suddenly roared. He stared at Wang Ergou viciously: "Old man, you are so arrogant. You can beat eighteen of me by yourself? Do you know my strength so well? How did you calculate the number of eighteen!"
Wang Ergou pointed at Ye Fei without hesitation: "He calculated it! I don't quite understand!"
Ye Fei: “…”
That's right!
I calculated it for you!
But don't do this to me!
You are too direct...
"How did you calculate that!" Ding Dashan immediately turned his gaze to Ye Fei. His eyes, filled with anger, made Ye Fei feel creepy.
"Gulp..." Ye Fei swallowed his saliva and said weakly: "One eight one eight, the number you want must be eight!"
Wang Ergou: “…”
Ding Dashan: “…”
"You want to be as close to the eight as possible?" Ding Dashan was so angry that he went berserk: "You two are playing tricks on me on purpose! Ah..."
Ding Dashan roared angrily and instantly raised two fists as big as casserole pots and pounced towards Ye Fei and Wang Ergou.
"Get out of the way!" Wang Ergou suddenly stepped forward and stood in front of Ye Fei: "His fist is very hard, let me fight him head-on!"
At this moment, Ye Fei suddenly felt a little touched and a little surprised.
Shit, is this old guy really a master?
The other person's fist is so hard, does he dare to go up and confront him head-on?
But Ding Dashan came at him fiercely and at an incredible speed. He rushed to Wang Ergou in a flash, and then he raised his fist as big as a casserole and punched Wang Ergou hard in the chest.
"Fuck..." Ye Fei's heart suddenly twitched.
Didn’t he say he wanted to confront people head-on?
Shouldn't it be a fistfight?
Why are you standing there like an idiot and letting others beat you?
With his old bones, can he withstand such a punch?
"Boom!"
"Click..."
"what……"
At the moment when Ding Dashan's fist hit Wang Ergou's chest, there was a bang and a crackling sound, followed by a shrill scream from Ding Dashan.
"Oh, oh, my hand..."
Ding Dashan's right hand drooped down and he screamed in pain.
Soon, Ding Dashan's forehead was covered with sweat, and beads of sweat the size of beans began to drip down.
He had punched with too much force just now and all his finger bones and wrist were broken.
"You, you..." Ding Dashan looked at Wang Ergou in shock: "Old man, how can your golden bell be so hard!"
"It's not that my golden bell is hard!" Wang Ergou said lightly, and then he reached into his arms with his right hand and took out a palm-sized round steel plate from his chest: "It's my heart-protecting mirror that is hard!"
Ye Fei: “…”
Nima!
So this is what he meant by a head-on confrontation?
"Heart-protecting mirror?" Ding Dashan was so angry that his face turned blue: "Old man, you are cheating!"
"You didn't seem to say that I couldn't wear a breastplate before you started fighting, did you? Besides, you said there was nothing good for you to hit, but you had to hit my breastplate. Now you've broken my breastplate!" Wang Ergou raised his breastplate and pointed to a small groove on it: "You have to pay for this!"
"I'll compensate your mother!" Ding Dashan shouted and kicked Wang Ergou's lower body with his left foot.
"Boom..."
Ding Dashan kicked Wang Ergou on the right calf, and there was another "bang" sound.
"Ah..." Ding Dashan instantly fell to the ground, holding his left calf and howling: "Ah, my leg...ah, my leg..."
"Ding Dong..."
At this moment, there was a "ding-dong" sound, and a piece of steel plate about a foot long suddenly fell out of Wang Ergou's right trouser leg.
"Gurgle..." Ye Fei looked at the steel plate on the ground and was dumbfounded.
What the hell...
Does this work too?
Ye Fei looked at the heart-protecting mirror in Wang Ergou's hand with a shocked expression, then looked at the steel plate on the ground: "Master, you..."
“Hmph…” Wang Ergou curled his lips complacently, bent down to pick up the steel plate on the ground, held the breastplate in his left hand, held the steel plate in his right hand, and knocked it twice: “It’s so dangerous to go out and travel the world without any little gadgets to protect yourself!”
Ye Fei: “…”
Ding Dashan: “…”
"Ding-dang, ding-dang..." Wang Ergou threw the heart guard and shin guards in front of Ding Dashan: "Pay the money! One hundred spirit stones for the heart guard and eighty spirit stones for the shin guards!"
Wang Ergou pointed at the bluestone slab that was cracked by Ding Dashan and said, "There is also that bluestone slab. This is where my grandfather practiced meditation. This is the only thought he left for me.
Hey, you said this matter... But maybe it's all God's will. Maybe my fate with my grandfather has ended. Just pay me 500 for this stone!"
"What?" Ding Dashan's eyes widened. "Two steel plates and a broken stone, and you want me to pay 680?"
"My apprentice said so!" Wang Ergou glanced at Ye Fei and said, "The best way to do it is to get the best result!"