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You are not allowed to do underworld operations in the world of the living!
Author: Mi Qing Shen 両犬態
Summary:
After being dismembered and exiled in the underworld, I was reincarnated from the Lord of the Underworld into an ordinary person in the world of the living.
The good news is that I successfully took away part of my original body before reincarnation.
The bad news is that I didn't look closely at what I brought.
……
Fortunately, the supernatural is reviving in this world, and I still have a chance to make a comeback.
It’s time to give the world of the living a little shock from the underworld!
……
"You must have misunderstood this BOSS. She is obviously my good sister."
Jiang Lu said indignantly while holding a female ghost that was emitting a strange aura.
【Infinite Stream】【Original Copy】【Yaoyao Against the Sky】
Chapter 1 Yellow Hair, but a Dead Knight
The moonlight fell in front of a Western-style four-poster bed, and the shadows cast by the curtains swayed gently on the mahogany floor.
The dull yellow wallpaper was tattered, and above the bed, there was an oil painting hanging.
It was a family portrait.
But except for the woman, the men in suits and the two children in their arms had their faces scratched off.
The thick dust on the floor seemed to tell that the villa had been abandoned for a long time.
On the dark carpet, in the dust, on the ceiling and even on the bedside, there were countless palm-sized shriveled faces.
A cry suddenly sounded, and a creature, not sure whether it was a crow or an owl, was hanging on a dead tree with tangled branches outside the window, looking over here with indifference and curiosity.
In the clock by the window, the old gears were still turning and ticking.
If the time is correct, judging from the reddish-brown handprints on the dial, it should be four o'clock in the morning.
The bright red sheets and the thin, clean velvet quilt on the bed are out of place with the surroundings.
A woman with her hair loose was lying on the bed. The silk nightgown whose original color could not be seen could not cover her festering skin. Even her slender pair of legs, which should have been very seductive, did not arouse any desire.
And her face, which looked like it was half crying and half laughing, was not an expression a human could have.
But at this moment, next to her, was lying a young and handsome man.
With one hand he held the woman who looked no different from a rotten corpse, and with the other he held a cigarette, puffing away with a contented look on his face.
The woman leaned on his muscular chest and said sweetly in a charming voice, "You are great."
The man looked normal and raised his eyebrows: "Is your husband coming back suddenly?"
"Husband?" Something seemed to flash in the woman's hollow eyes: "My husband died a long time ago."
"Ah...why didn't you tell me earlier? It would be meaningless if my husband died."
The man sighed and pretended to stand up and leave.
"Don't... don't go..." The woman reached out and grabbed the man's hand: "I'm alone at home. In addition to facing loneliness, I also have to deal with robbers who broke into my house. I'm really scared..."
"Robber? Are there still robbers these days?"
The man seemed to be in high spirits. He put down his pants and sat back down.
"Well..." the woman explained fearfully, "They were more like murderers than robbers. They didn't come for money, they all wanted to kill me... I was really scared, so I could only peel off their faces and throw them into the basement, just like I did with my husband."
Having said that, she climbed onto the man's neck, hugged him tightly, and stretched out one leg to rub gently on his abdominal muscles.
"The family needs a man..."
She gently bit the man's earlobe.
At this moment, the man sighed in his heart.
Those bandits are all exorcists...
The man's name is Jiang Lu. He heard about this from a special channel and came here. He wanted to see who this ghost was that could defeat even the exorcist of such a high status.
Although we don’t know those who died, they were all elites carefully selected from thousands!
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but sigh.
So many people died, what a huge blow it must be to the exorcists...
I've been told it before that it would be better if I did it. I'm really good at it.
Thinking of this, he suddenly felt full of energy.
He hugged the ghost girl and stroked her back: "Want to keep me? Then it depends on your ability."
"Come on..." the ghost girl asked shyly.
As time went by, Jiang Lu gradually felt a little bored.
"Madam..."
"Why do you call me Madam?"
"Ah? Don't you think this is more interesting?"
"Is that so? Then what should I call you?"
"Then...just call your husband by his name, so he can feel involved..."
"His body, oh no, it should be his remains, is now in the basement..."
"Isn't this even better?"
"This is not good... a little too..."
"Then if I move his body into the room now, how will you respond?"
"this..."
Jiang Lu, who was in high spirits, found that the female ghost with her back to him showed fear in her words, and he felt a little disappointed.
When it comes to love, it requires mutual affection and commitment to make it fun. Why are you afraid?
So he pushed the ghost away and said angrily: "You are not sincere to me, I am leaving."
"Don't go..." the female ghost tried to persuade him to stay again.
"But you didn't listen to me just now." Jiang Lu said aggrievedly.
The naive female ghost could not stand this and immediately gave in: "I will obey you, I will do whatever you say."
"Then will you love me?" Jiang Lu blinked.
"Love..." The female ghost hugged Jiang Lu and whispered from the bottom of her heart: "I want to be with you forever."
"So, what now?"
The female ghost said nothing, just smiled and obediently came to Jiang Lu.
She didn't notice that Jiang Lu showed a greedy smile and exuded a somewhat creepy aura.
Then, he supported the female ghost and patted her skin which was a little dry but still quite elastic.
"Now it's my turn."
"Well... whatever you like..."
Just follow my wishes... Jiang Lu felt warm in his heart, what a gentle lady.
The female ghost felt the difference from just now, and her originally shy expression suddenly froze.
"Wait...wait a minute...why is it different..."
"Ah, because what we just had was just an appetizer, and now is the main course."
Jiang Lu licked his dry lips and gently stroked the ghost girl's shoulders to her waist with his fingers, feeling the ghost girl's suppressed trembling:
"Ma'am, are you used to it?"
"Uh-huh..."
The female ghost hummed absentmindedly, perhaps even she herself didn't know what she was saying.
Jiang Lu didn't care.
"So..."
I have to say, even though it’s a ghost, it’s still brilliant.
The tearful look of the female ghost at this moment is like a wonderful and lifelike work of art.
In the early morning, at half past five, the first ray of sunlight shone on the bodies of a man and a ghost, sparkling with a crystal luster.
Jiang Lu's hair was already a little wet, and his smile was so sunny under the reflection of the sunrise.
Just like farmers working hard in the fields, picking the proven fruits of the harvest.
"Great, ma'am, you're absolutely amazing! We will definitely become best friends in the future!"
Finally, it's all over.
After wiping the happy sweat from his forehead, Jiang Lu noticed that the female ghost was still maintaining the same posture without moving.
"Madam?" Jiang Lu called tentatively.
After turning the ghost girl's cheek, Jiang Lu discovered that her face was already covered with blood and tears, her expression was twisted and stiff, and she looked as if she had died a bitter death.
Seeing this scene, a hint of disappointment gradually rose on Jiang Lu's face.
"I heard that you can even kill an exorcist, so I wanted to see what surprise you can bring me, but in the end you still fell short. You're really disappointing..."
He sighed, walked to the window, and let the morning light shine on his body covered with fine beads of sweat.
Looking at the scarlet land around the villa, the disappointment in his heart disappeared in an instant, as if everything that had just happened was just like walking into a breakfast shop casually. If the food was not tasty, he could just change to another one. It was common and no big deal.