Chapter 5 You know I'm not a human, but you still come here
Chapter 5 You know I'm not a human, but you still come here
Xu Yichi screamed loudly, and the noise penetrated the door and instantly penetrated the roof.
Fortunately, the soundproofing of this homestay is acceptable, and the people of Shanxi Province, who like to eat staple food with staple food all year round, are mostly still taking a nap at this time. Although her voice is loud, it is not enough to disturb others.
See see see... Damn it!
Are monsters able to show up openly at noon these days? ?
This is not scientific at all...it's metaphysics!!
Xu Yichi's mind was full of nonsense. She was so nervous that she rushed into the toilet according to her previous idea.
The instantly locked toilet door gave her a small, inexplicable sense of security. She pulled out her cell phone and quickly sent Lu Shinian her current location.
[Lanting Xue Yi Chi: Initiated location sharing]
[Lanting Xue Yichi: Help me, Taoist Master Jiazi! Oh my god! ! ]
[Lanting Xue Yichi: I saw that monster when I got home ahhhhhh!!]
[Lanting Xueyichi: But you know what, that little Lolita is pretty.]
[Lanting Xue Yichi: But she is still a monster, ahhhh, help me! ! ! ]
[Lanting Xue Yi Chi: Initiated location sharing]
[Lanting Xue Yichi: Dao! Master! Help! Wow!!]
Xu Yichi typed a series of words in the WeChat message. In order to prevent Lu Shinian from missing her message for help due to not checking WeChat at that time, she also sent him several life-threatening calls in a row. It was not until the person on the other end could no longer bear the annoyance and repeatedly assured her that he was on the way that she felt a little relieved.
——It’s on the way.
It’s good that she’s on the way. Her life can be saved on the way.
The girl who was staring at the toilet door lock let out a long sigh of relief, but before she could breathe out the sigh of relief for a few breaths, she heard that strange yet familiar and extremely creepy "click" sound again from behind her.
With a stiff neck, she turned around slowly and mechanically, and saw the little Loli in Hanfu whom she had just met sitting on the toilet lid leisurely, calmly and contentedly.
—still clutching the damn bag of potato chips she had just thrown away yesterday.
"Oh, we meet again, you coward." The little girl held the potato chips and chewed them with a loud noise. Xu Yichi had never known that this brand of potato chips could be so crispy before.
——As crispy as an old zombie that has just been exploded.
Two inappropriate thoughts flashed through Xu Yichi's mind uncontrollably, while the little girl clapped her hands and threw down the bag after crunching the last two pieces of potato chips in her pocket.
The empty plastic bag fell to the ground with a slight sound. The little girl jumped off the toilet and walked towards Xu Yichi, while carefully sucking her fingers that were covered with crumbs and powder.
"I said, didn't you go to Yaoshan Temple today? Those two idiots, one big and one small, on the mountain, didn't they tell you what I am?"
"I've said it, I've said it." Xu Yichi swallowed hard. She originally wanted to turn the door of the toilet and run away, but she was too nervous at the moment. She put her hand on the door handle secretly, but it went weak and she couldn't get the right strength to move it.
"Master Jia, Master Jiazi said that you...oh no, he said you might be a demon spirit - the spirit of some kind of cultural relic or something like that." The little girl's voice trembled, and the little Lolita couldn't help but twitched her eyebrows with interest after hearing that.
"Wow! So you knew that. I thought you didn't know."
"——Since you know that I am not human...why did you try to stop me with this small toilet door?"
The eyes of the little demon loli were calm and indifferent. She raised her hand to push away Xu Yichi who was blocking the door. She lightly tapped the door lock with two fingers, and the door, which was originally locked, immediately opened a gap an inch wide.
Xu Yichi stared at the gap, her eyes blankly fixed - at this moment, she was not just weak-handed.
She felt like her legs were going weak too!!
——I swear to God… She had never seen such a big show before!!
Such a big lock can be opened with just a touch?
This... this is really unscientific!
Xu Yichi was screaming in his heart, but he held it back, not daring to show the slightest emotion.
The little girl looked back and saw her increasingly paler face, and nodded with satisfaction. Then, under Xu Yichi's trembling gaze, she calmly opened the door and walked out of the bathroom.
"Okay, kid, don't be afraid. There's no point being afraid of this kind of thing. Come out and let's talk."
"......Hey." Xu Yichi nodded with a pale face, and then dragged his heavy feet half dead. The little girl seemed to be a self-familiar and generous person. As soon as she came out of the toilet, she immediately ran to the two large bags of snacks she brought back.
After some picking and choosing, she saw herself taking away another bag of potato chips accurately, and the corners of her mouth couldn't help twitching.
——This old demon spirit.
I really like eating potato chips.
"Come on, kid, sit down." The loli demon spirit took the initiative, took the snacks and sat down on the sofa.
Following her instructions, Xu Yichi carefully and obediently shrank into the corner, praying madly in his heart that Lu Shinian would arrive soon.
——Although judging from the current situation, this old demon spirit senior should have no ill will towards her.
But she really had never dealt with such non-human beings!!
The little girl tugged at the corner of her clothes and twisted them again and again, and her lips turned frosty white as a result of her pursing.
The demon spirit caught a glimpse of her like this and was in no hurry to say anything serious to her. She just skillfully opened the package and took a bite of the potato chips. The "crunching" sound drilled into Xu Yichi's mind like a magic sound, making her breath almost suffocated.
If this continues...
Xu Yichi almost instinctively raised her hand to cover her throat, but fortunately the sudden knock on the door rescued her from the suffocation in time.
"Master Xu, are you still there?"
"Hey, here it comes, right away!"
Lu Shinian's voice sounded so beautiful to the little girl that it sounded like heavenly music. When she heard the knock on the door, she quickly rushed out of the living room.
Outside the door, a young man in a plain Taoist robe was holding his wrist and adjusting his breathing. He seemed to have run all the way up, and there were a few beads of sweat on his forehead.
"Hurry, hurry, Taoist Master Jiazi, the monster is in the house - I can't stand it anymore, please help me deal with it!"
The little girl urged in a low voice, but before she finished speaking, the demon loli's dissatisfied accusation came from the room:
"Let me correct you. I am a spirit, not a monster."
——She is not one of those stinky monsters!
The little girl pouted, and Lu Shinian frowned slightly the moment he heard the voice clearly.
This sound seems to be...
The young man was struggling with what he had thought of. After a while, he entered the house and stared at the demon for a while, then bowed to it with his brows lowered:
"I am Lu Shinian, a disciple of Yaoshan Temple... I am honored to meet Senior Yang Yan'an."
See if you can guess what this little loli is. I think her direction is pretty obvious.
(End of this chapter)