Chapter 23: Quite a sense of crisis

Chapter 23: Quite a sense of crisis

Chapter 23: Quite a sense of crisis

Recalling the "great achievements" that Comrade Dianfeng has made in recent years, Director Wang on the other side of the screen couldn't help but shed tears for himself.

"Really, Taoist Priest Jiazi, you have no idea how many warnings this ancestor has given us this year! Today she plays with a cat, tomorrow she walks a bird, and the next day she randomly scares a passerby to death - well... never mind, it's all in the past, let's not talk about it."

"Anyway, I'll trouble you to keep an eye on her tonight... When we do some blessing ceremonies at the temple during the September Festival, I'll remember to give you some more money! Taoist Priest, thank you for your trouble!"

After complaining harshly about Yang Yanan, Director Wang made a brief summary. As soon as he finished speaking, he turned around and hung up the phone as if someone had set him on fire.

Lu Shinian grabbed the phone watch that was clearly emitting a blind tone and twitched his eyes twice - damn, he clearly hadn't even finished introducing himself just now! !

This guy should listen to his name first before hanging up the phone!
Damn it... He really doesn't want to be called "Master Clamp"! !

For the 10086th time, Lu Shinian despised himself for foolishly accepting this number, and handed the phone watch back to Yang Yan'an.

The latter took the thing and put it into her cloth bag. Xu Yichi, who had been staring at her movements for a while, tiptoed forward and lowered his voice cautiously towards the little Loli:

"Senior, why do you carry a little genius with you?"

"——Why don't you just buy a better phone?"

——She thought that the mobile phone would be better than this phone watch?

Not only is it fully functional... the screen is also much larger!
"Oh, this thing." Yang Yan'an looked ahead and calmly rolled up the lower part of his eyes. "I want to buy it."

"But when I went to the mobile phone store before, the salesperson treated me like a kid who hadn't even graduated from elementary school and refused to sell me anything. The functions of this watch were too basic and it couldn't be used for online shopping, so I just didn't buy it."

"Ah...Is that so." Xu Yichi was slightly surprised. "Well, well, didn't the people at the cultural center think about buying one for you? This is not an excessive request."

"Oh, you mean Xiao Wang and the others." Yang Yan'an scratched his ear with his pinky finger. "They did consider it before, but then some idiot said something and was afraid that I would quarrel with others online... and Xiao Wang would get punished more, so they gave up."

"So I've been using a phone watch... Really, it makes sense, Xiao Xu."

The little girl said with her eyelids drooping and her lips curled in dismay: "I was looking forward to the day when I could fight with those funny people on the Internet for three days and three nights...but now, it's terrible."

"——On a screen as small as this phone watch, typing in Pinyin is just like painting a miniature model. It's impossible to make any noise. It's impossible to make any noise at all."

"Well...what Director Wang and the others are considering probably makes sense." Xu Yichi said tactfully.

Originally, she didn't think too much about it. She just felt that a phone watch with castrated functions was really inconvenient for a fake loli and real ancestor like Yang Yanan who had lived for a thousand or eight hundred years, so she wanted to ask her why she didn't give her a whole phone.

But when she said that the people at the cultural center were worried that she would get into an argument with someone online...she recalled the way she had previously criticized her and the weird things in the film and television industry.

She suddenly felt that Director Wang and his colleagues were quite aware of the risks and were quite far-sighted.

Indeed, based on the combat effectiveness of the Peak Senior's mouth, if they really put her on the Internet...then she might have to go it alone and defeat the entire Big Eyed Boy on her own.

...something like the peak king stepping on the corpses of countless netizens, holding potato chips in his arms, holding the Yang Clan flag high in his hands, looking up to the sky and laughing like a jeer, etc...

Oh~
Xu Yichi shuddered when he thought of some strange scenes, and subconsciously took a step away from the little loli.

After swallowing the last piece of potato chips, Yang Yan'an's mouth became completely idle. Just when the two of them and one Ling were so bored in the house that they were about to count the floor tiles, they finally heard the sound of someone pressing the combination lock outside the door.

"Da, da, da, da, beep—"

"Sizzle~"

"Wow~ Xiaoyi, you don't know how many handsome men and beautiful women Xiaobai and I saw at Yanmen Pass today. Xiaobai, the idiot, even went up to ask for the pretty sister's WeChat..."

An Qing, who had just entered the house, was holding two skewers of grilled food and shouting loudly. Bai Miaomiao, who was standing next to him, was concentrating on holding a wet towel, ready to deal with the meat oil that would spill from the skewers at any time to avoid dirtying other people's floors.

"Oh, by the way, when you went to the temple today, did you get rid of the problem of seeing ghosts in the middle of the night? What did the Taoist priest on the mountain say? Is it serious?" The girl holding the string blinked. Her eyes were completely focused on Xu Yichi, and for a moment she could not see the man and the spirit who were closer to the inside.

Upon seeing this, the little girl hurried forward and, while taking the miscellaneous items from her hands, she also took the opportunity to introduce the two new great gods in the room to them.

"I checked it out. The Taoist priest said it's nothing serious. It's probably because I've been staying at home for too long and my body is weak. I've also been staying up too late these past two days... I'm unlucky and I'm hallucinating."

Xu Yichi's eyelashes drooped slightly, and he tried hard to make up two half-false lies: "By the way, Qingqing Xiaobai, this is the Taoist priest who saw me today. I asked him to come and help check the Feng Shui of the house we rented."

"I am Lu Shinian, a disciple of Yaoshan Temple. Nice to meet you two benefactors." Lu Shinian stopped and bowed - God knows, he had just been interrupted by Director Wang while introducing himself, but now he finally had the chance to say it out loud.

"Oh, so you are the one who helps our Xiaoyi with his problems. Hello, Taoist priest. Please take a seat. You look really young!" An Qing and Bai Miaomiao nodded together, and praised the young man for being "young".

After hearing this, Lu Shinian hesitated for a long time about wanting to say something, but when he thought about the fact that the two people in front of him didn't come up to him and call him "Master Jiazi", he frowned and endured it.

Seeing that his expression was a little complicated, Xu Yichi quickly laughed and skipped the matter, then turned to look at the little Lolita over there: "This is Yang Dian... Senior Yang Yan'an, she is... she, she is..."

"Hello, I'm Yang Yan'an, a specially appointed researcher at the Yunling Cultural Center." Seeing that Xu Yichi was about to run out of lies, Yang Yan'an stood up in time, took out his work ID, and helped the girl to cover up her lie without changing his expression.

"I am mainly responsible for helping the museum study the historical evolution and development of the 'Legend of the Yang Family Generals' in Shanxi Province, and organizing the video materials and lyrics of the 'Yang Family Generals Rap'."

"I ran into Xiao Xu by chance when I was burning incense at Yaoshan Temple. After learning that your studio was planning to produce a traditional Chinese game with an intangible cultural heritage theme, I chatted with her. We hit it off right away and got along really well."

"——Today, I would like to represent our Yunling Cultural Center to formally discuss cooperation with your studio."

　You can guess the main world view background of this final game. Let's see how many you can guess. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
　　
　
(End of this chapter)