Chapter 43 I'll give you the chance to help my senior sister

"Humph..." Wang Ergou sneered: "Who else could have done it? Ye Fei can't read, so it must be that bastard Ding Dashan who is scolding me!"

“Hahaha…” The third sister laughed so hard that her body shook, and then suddenly said seriously: “Master, I took my junior brother down the mountain to buy clothes during the day, and I didn’t have time to visit Master’s wife!

Actually, the main reason is that the back mountain is too scary. I am a little scared to go there alone. Master, please accompany me to see Master's Wife!"

"Let's go!" Wang Ergou and Third Senior Sister Ye Fei went out from the back door together.

They were obviously very clear about the exact location of the traps, and soon they crossed the "minefield" and arrived safely in the dense forest on the back mountain.

After a while, the two men passed through the dense forest and came to a cemetery in the back mountain.

This is a large cemetery with thousands of mounds.

Although Third Senior Sister Ye Fei had been here many times, she still couldn't help but shrink her shoulders when she saw the cemetery.

"Xiao San, are you still afraid after coming here so many times?" Wang Ergou said calmly, "With your mistress here, what are you afraid of?"

Fortunately, Ye Fei didn’t hear Wang Ergou call her “mistress”, otherwise he would have laughed out loud.

However, since she was the third among Wang Ergou's disciples, Wang Ergou had always called her that.

He never called his twelve previous disciples by their real names, but always called them by their surnames plus their ranking numbers.

Because he feels that this name is both easy to remember and familiar.

"Still a little." Xiao San nodded, and then suddenly said with a guilty look on his face: "I'm sorry, Master, I still didn't find any clues this time. I feel ashamed of you and Master's wife."

"Let's not talk about this. Hey, it's been 30 years. I gave up long ago. I told you not to insist, but you insisted." Wang Ergou shook his head: "Forget it, let's not talk about this."

"Okay!" Xiao San nodded: "By the way, Master, Ye Fei and Ding Daniu should be the thirteenth and fourteenth junior brothers respectively now, right?"

"Well, I originally only wanted to accept twelve of you as my disciples, and didn't plan to accept any more disciples. Alas, I owed others a favor, so I had no choice but to accept two more."

"Then Ye Fei will be Ye Shisan from now on, and Ding Daniu will be Ding Shisi? Ye Shisan, Ding Shisi, well, it's quite easy to call them that. Master, what are their talents like?"

"Don't even mention it, one is as dumb as a pig, and the other is as stupid as a cow.

Thirteen has been practicing Tianji Dafa for more than a month, and only a few days ago did he feel the Qi sinking into his Dantian. When the twelve before you were practicing Tianji Dafa, the worst one could draw the Qi into the sea in three days.

This Tianji Dafa is a skill that is easy to learn but difficult to master. There is nothing in the world that is easier to learn than this one, but he has been practicing for more than a month and still hasn’t gotten started.”

"Hehe...what about Ding Daniu?"

"He is even worse! He has been here for a few days, but he can only recognize three kinds of herbs. There are several very different herbs in front of him, but he can't tell which is which.

Oh, what's going on? I'm afraid my reputation will be ruined by these two losers. If they weren't related, I would have chased them off the mountain long ago."

"Cuckoo..."

……

at the same time.

Ye Fei is in the room.

During dinner today, Wang Ergou was merciful and said that their third sister had returned and they didn't have to keep watch tonight, so he gave them a day off.

Therefore, after dinner, Ye Fei immediately returned to his room, dipped a branch in water, and began to write his name frantically on the floor of the room.

"Brother, what are you doing? You keep writing endlessly." Ding Dashan sat on the stool with a look of disgust.

"Practicing signing!" Ye Fei said.

"Practice signing?" Ding Dashan was stunned: "Why do we need to practice signing?"

"When I'm done practicing, I'll write it for my senior sister to see!" Ye Fei said proudly, "I want to show her that even though I can't read, my signature is pretty good. I can't let anyone look down on me."

Ding Dashan: “…”

"Well, what Senior Brother said makes sense. We should practice hard!" Ding Dashan nodded seriously. "Senior Brother, what are you thinking? Why don't you find a chance to run away when you and Senior Sister have already gone down the mountain? You finally got a chance to go down the mountain. You can escape even if you take the opportunity to go to the toilet!"

Ye Fei shook his head: "First, I don't dare, and second, I can't bear to do it!"

Ding Dashan said with disdain: "Why not? Are you afraid that a weak woman like him will do something to you?"

"A weak woman?" Ye Fei was stunned.

“Isn’t it? Senior sister is just learning medical skills from master, and she hasn’t learned any powerful magic!” Ding Dashan said disdainfully: “Didn’t you hear master say during the meal before that third senior sister has almost learned all of master’s medical skills? Hehe, master also said that he is old, and it is a bit too much for him to accompany me to climb the mountains and teach me to recognize herbs every day. Starting tomorrow, he asked senior sister to take me to the mountains to collect herbs, roo…”

Ye Fei raised his head and glanced at Ding Dashan: "What do you mean by smiling like that? Junior brother, you are not going to mess with me on the mountain, are you?"

Ye Fei suddenly became a little worried.

Ding Dashan is as strong as an ox. If he really wanted to use force on Third Senior Sister, and if Third Senior Sister didn't have time to poison her, she would probably fall into his clutches, right?

"Brother, what are you thinking about? Do you think so badly of me?" Ding Dashan said with disdain: "I'm just thinking, is it possible that she is my belated love luck?"

"Ahem..." Ye Fei was choked by Ding Dashan's words: "Brother, belated luck in love?"

"Yeah!" Ding Dashan nodded seriously: "My grandfather told me that I will have two years of romantic luck between the ages of 28 and 30."

"May I ask how old you are this year, Junior Brother?" Ye Fei asked disdainfully.

"Thirty-two!" Ding Dashan answered seriously, "I'm thirty-two, otherwise why would I call him Brother Dao?"

"Your grandfather calculated that you would have good luck in love between the ages of 28 and 30. You're already 32 now, and what the hell are you talking about! Your love luck is coming late, what are you thinking..." Ye Fei looked disgusted.

"That's right. My grandfather calculated for me and said that I would have two years of luck in love between the ages of 28 and 30. But I didn't have any luck in love during those two years!" Ding Dashan argued.

"And then?" Ye Fei said disdainfully.

"Since my grandfather had predicted that I would have romantic luck in those two years, and it didn't happen, God can't fool me like this. I want to deduct those two years!"

Ye Fei: “…”

How can you even calculate it this way?

What a talented person! What kind of train of thought is this? How did he come up with this idea?

"Haha, senior brother, do you think Third Senior Sister is a good match for me?" At this moment, Ding Dashan actually asked this question shamelessly.

Ye Fei really couldn't figure out where he got the courage from.

"Do you want me to tell the truth or lie?" Ye Fei asked.

"Of course it's true!" Ding Dashan said seriously.

"You two are not a good match at all!" Ye Fei said seriously, "But don't be angry. I'm not saying that you are not worthy of Third Senior Sister, but I think Third Senior Sister is not worthy of you at all, really!"

Ye Fei pointed at Ding Dashan and said, "Look at you, tall and mighty, brave and heroic, suave and elegant, a handsome man like you, rare in heaven and not found on earth, how can an ordinary woman like my sister be worthy of you!"

"Haha, it's okay with me. It doesn't matter if she's not good enough for me. I won't mind. After all, I'm already over 30 years old. I don't want to be picky anymore..."

"Snapped!"

Ye Fei couldn't bear to listen any longer, so he raised his hand and slapped him on the forehead:

"You're still getting aggressive, you don't want to pick anymore! Get out of here, don't waste my time practicing my autographs, go out and take a piss and look at your ugly face..."

"Hmph..." Ding Dashan snorted with disdain: "Brother, do you also like Third Senior Sister? You want to compete with me, right?"

"Who is arguing with you!" Ye Fei said disdainfully: "I am not like you. I at least have some self-awareness. I don't have such dirty thoughts about my senior sister as you do..."

"Junior brother, can you come over and help me?" At this moment, the third senior sister's silver bell-like voice suddenly came from the back mountain.

"Coming!" Ye Fei and Ding Dashan replied loudly at the same time.

Swish!

Swish!

Ye Fei threw away the branch in his hand and turned to run outside. At the same time, Ding Dashan was also running outside. The two of them arrived at the door at the same time and collided.

With a loud bang, the door was almost broken by them.

"Look at you. You said you didn't have that kind of intention towards Third Senior Sister, so why are you so excited?" Ding Dashan said contemptuously.

"What do you care about me?" Ye Fei said contemptuously.

Then, the two of them ran towards the front door together.

Because their senior sister's voice just now was heard very clearly, and it came from the back of the yard.

But they wanted to go to the back mountain, but they didn't dare to go through the back door, so they could only go around through the front door.

In fact, when it comes to short-distance running, Ye Fei is not much worse than Ding Dashan, who has long arms and legs.

The distance from Ye Fei's house to the courtyard gate was only fifty or sixty meters. At least within these few dozen meters, Ye Fei was not left behind by Ding Dashan. The two of them kept moving forward in lockstep.

However, while running, Ye Fei turned his head and inadvertently saw Zheng Dao staring at them fiercely at Wang Ergou's door.

Damn it...

Damn, if we run out of the front door, won’t this guy think we’re trying to escape?

At this moment, seeing that they were almost at the gate, Ye Fei decisively slowed down.

Ding Dashan rushed out of the door. Before leaving, he turned back and said to Ye Fei with contempt: "Haha, brother, you are far behind me in running..."

Before Ding Dashan finished his voice, he had already jumped out of the door.

Swish!

Just then, Ye Fei saw a black shadow rushing out of the dog hole.

"really……"

Ye Fei stopped hurriedly.

Okay, Dashan, you run fast, you win.

I won't argue with you anymore. I'll give you the chance to help my senior sister!