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Yukinoshita opened the bottle cap with some suspicion and smelled it. After confirming that it was not wine, she took another sip.
So sweet and fragrant.
Although she didn't know what kind of juice this was, Yukino fell in love with the drink after just one sip and finished it in just a few mouthfuls.
"It's gone." Yukino felt a little sorry. She turned to ask Hachiman, "Is there any more of this juice in the refrigerator?"
"No more, just this one bottle."
"Really."
Yukino didn't care and continued reading the novel.
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One hour after setting off, Hachiman and others finally arrived at their destination.
"Where is this?" Yui watched the helicopter slowly land on a small island with lush vegetation.
"This is Ariel Island, one of the several private islands owned by Gil. This island is usually lent to others for off-road competitions or military exercises. There are many equipment on the island that can be used for training, so this time Gil and his team decided to set the training location here." Xiaoen came out of the cab to tell everyone that they had arrived at their destination and explained to Yui.
Hachiman has become completely numb to the fact that the golden retriever is rich. Not to mention that this guy has several private islands, even if he is told that this guy is actually the king of a big country, Hachiman will not even frown.
"It feels so good to have my feet on the ground! Gravity is indeed the most wonderful gift of the earth!"
After the plane stopped, Xiaoyu was the first to rush out of the cabin.
"Mo~ Xiaoyu-chan you are exaggerating."
Although she was happy that Tama had regained her energy, Yui still felt that the weak and helpless Tama on the plane was more adorable.
"Hey, Yuigahama-san. Thank you so much for what happened on the plane just now." Xiaoyu hugged Yui and rubbed her shoulders.
"Their relationship has become really good." Hachiman didn't really understand the communication rules between girls. After Yuigahama accidentally called Kyousuke "Xiao Jing" once, Tamamonomae had been unhappy with Yui. Now the two of them are as close as sisters, which is really confusing.
Standing at the end, Yukino blushed as she looked at the two people hugging each other and said in a strange tone: "Hikigaya-san, you have to know that this is youth..."
After saying that, Yukino got off the plane before Hachiman.
Is it because the sun is so strong at the beach? I always feel that Yukinoshita's face is redder than usual...
Hachiman had a bad feeling. He thought that he was not going to get wine for Yukinoshita.
PS1: Finally it's finished, Mi-chan proudly announced that she has kept her promise! Then, Mi-chan felt that she was about to collapse, so she went to bed first. Before going to bed, I wish everyone a lucky bag and a free copy of Musashi.
PS2: I really feel your thoughts and trust! Now, let’s evoke a New Year miracle! ——by Cos Ma Da’s Mi Jiang
Chapter 46 Jill: Scolding should follow the laws of nature
After getting off the plane, Yawata and his companions followed Enkidu's instructions and walked into a small path to the field where the hockey players were undergoing special training.
Yui looked around at the endless forest and the steep hillside in front of her and felt a little scared. Although there were simple hiking trails here, there were no other man-made structures. It was quite different from the leisurely and comfortable private resort island she had imagined.
"Fumo~~Fumo~~" After the mountain climbing started, Yukino was jumping and humming an unknown song and walking in front of everyone.
Yui looked at Yukino who seemed a little abnormal and asked Enkidu: "Is everything okay? I feel like Yukino-chan is a little too excited."
"It's okay. There are no forks on this road."
"Um... I don't think that's the question."
This is not good. There is definitely something wrong with that strange drink.
The "culprit" Hachiman, who was walking at the back, covered his face. He estimated that what he gave Yukino was probably some low-alcohol cocktail, and because the proportion of fruit juice was relatively large, the smell of the base liquor was masked, so neither he nor Yukino could smell it.
"Um...Mr. Enkidu." Hachiman raised his hand cautiously.
"What's wrong, Hachiman-san?"
“Drinks in the fridge...”
"I saw the empty bottle before I got off the plane. You drank it, right? It's okay. I told you before that you can take it as you like."
"Well, there's a bottle inside..." Hachiman wanted to explain something.
"Ah, Hachiman-kun, you must have been drinking. It's okay. I understand how you young people feel, and I won't tell anyone. But be careful not to get drunk."
One of them is already drunk. Hachiman reorganized his words and said, "It's like this, there is a bottle without a label..."
"Hmm?" Enkidu was a little surprised by Hachiman's statement. He remembered that there should be no bottles without labels in the refrigerator. Could it be that Jill had just put it in the collection recently?
"Oh ha~~"
Enkidu followed Hachiman's line of sight and glanced at Yukino, who was in the state of a child on a picnic. He seemed to understand something. He patted Hachiman's shoulder and whispered, "It's okay, Hachiman-san. I will keep it a secret for you. As for the drunk Yukino-san, I will find someone to help take care of her later."
"Then...thank you very much."
After walking for several minutes, Yui became a little impatient.
"Hey, En-chan. Are you really here?"
Enkidu pointed to the slope ahead and said, "Almost there, we'll be there once we get over here."
"Eh? We have to climb the hill again? I can't walk anymore..." Yui complained while kneeling on the ground.
"How about we take a break first?" Hachiman, who felt a little tired himself, suggested to everyone.
Yukino, who was already climbing the hill, jumped up and down and complained to a few people, "No way! Yui is so useless! Hurry up and catch up~!"
After saying that, Yukino stuck out her tongue like Yui did, then continued singing folk songs as she walked up the mountain.
"Yukino-chan was really weird today." Yui was a little disappointed.
"It's...it's okay. Hasn't she always been so weird and unpredictable? How about you rest here for a while, Yuigahama-san?" Hachiman coughed to hide his guilty conscience. He was afraid that Yukino would walk too fast and something would happen, so he was embarrassed to suggest resting. He could only continue walking up the mountain.
"You're just a bully!" Yui didn't want to stay alone in this deserted place.
Xiaoyu, who was following behind with a big bag on her back, glanced at Yui, then picked her up in a princess hug.
"Hey! Tama-chan?!"
"Yuigahama, you can't walk anymore, right? Let me carry you." Xiaoyu Z grinned, revealing his little canine teeth.
Yui snuggled in Xiaoyu's arms, feeling a little embarrassed: "Is it okay?"
"It's okay, Yuigahama. You're so light, it's no problem at all."
As Xiaoyu said this, she took a big step forward and passed Hachiman who didn't have any luggage.
Forehead...
Hachiman felt that he was being looked down upon, and in order to regain his dignity as a boy, he had no choice but to speed up his pace. Finally, he followed the others to the top of the hill.
Then--
Hachiman heard loud shouting coming from the quiet forest.
"You bastards! Don't just lie there like dead people. Run!"
Ohara and other members of the hockey team appeared on a relatively wide field. They were all wearing thin sweat vests and running around the field in a staggering manner. It seemed that they had been running for a long time.
"Really, look at what kind of trash you are! You are the worst scum! Paramecium! You are the lowest of low things! Trash like you are not worthy of being my subordinates! If you continue to be like dead people, you will drink your own mother's amniotic fluid!"
The person who yelled at them was none other than Gil. He stood on a platform in the field, shirtless, and cursed at Ohara and the others, occasionally taking out a pamphlet to glance at it.
"Ah...Huh..."
“I’m… I’m dying…”
All the team members were covered in sweat and mud, and their facial expressions were distorted by fatigue and fear.
"Listen to me, you bastards who only know how to eat feed! Seeing your painful expressions is my greatest pleasure! Don't you feel ashamed of yourself for crying out loud like an old man? You bastards! No way! You are actually hyenas! You will actually be able to reproduce, right? Don't show that look! If you want to refute these words, run away from me quickly, otherwise you can just mess with the people around you like the giraffes!"
Jill glanced at the booklet in her hand again, and then spit out a series of "educational terms" like a machine gun.
“How obscene…!” Yui hid her face in the valley between Xiaoyu’s chest in shame after hearing these unbearable words.
"It's okay, Yuigahama-san. I believe that golden chuunibyou definitely doesn't understand what those words mean, he's just talking nonsense." Tama wanted to put Yui down, but Yui was attacked by Jill's words and pulled at Tama's kimono and refused to let go. In desperation, she could only pat Yui's back to make him relax.
Hachiman was curious to see that everyone had reached their limit. "How long have they been running?"
"Well... I was already running when I left this morning, so it must have been more than 4 hours." Enkidu tilted his head and thought for a moment before answering Hachiman's question.
Hachiman suddenly felt that it was a great thing that he didn't have to participate in such a cruel training.
PS1: The genitals of both male and female hyenas are protruding, so it is difficult to distinguish between male and female based on appearance. However, female hyenas are larger in size and will retract their genitals during mating. So when Jill called the big hockey team members hyenas, he meant... well, you know what he meant.
PS2: In fact, same-sex couples are very common in the animal world, with a higher rate than in humans. Giraffes are the best among them. It is said that more than % of the mating of giraffes is between males and males...
PS3: Mi Jiang solemnly declares that this chapter is a very serious popular science chapter about the animal world! (Escape at the speed of light~)
Chapter 47: Maeve: So men are the easiest to control~
Hachiman felt a little sorry for the team members who were tortured beyond recognition. Anyway, he really couldn't imagine himself running like this for so long.
"I say... Is this okay? Most people can't stand it, right? No one will get into trouble, right?"
As if to confirm Hachiman's words, one of the team members tripped and fell to the cold ground.
"I can't take it anymore...please let me go. I really can't take it anymore."
Jill looked at the team member and shouted, "You bastard again? Run for me!"
"Hu...Hu..." The man fell to the ground and gasped without saying a word.
But Jill obviously had no intention of letting him go.
"Are you pretending to be pitiful, you bastard! In my opinion, you are nothing special, or do you think you can win her sympathy this way? Don't dream on me! A weakling like you is not worthy of her! She likes real warriors!"
"Well..."
At this moment, several hockey sticks suddenly appeared on the ground next to the player. The long handle of each stick was at least half buried in the ground, which showed how much force Jill had thrown. Before Hachiman and the others saw the other party's actions, the sticks were already embedded in the ground.
"Stop pretending to be dead here! Next time, I will throw it directly on you! You are a fat man, either pack up your things and go back! Or prove your perseverance to her and let her know that you are also a man!"