Chapter 1 The Weakest Mountain God
[The setting of the heaven in another world is slightly different from the Chinese mythology system. 】
If the word "unlucky" has a patent, Li Yuan feels that he can definitely apply for it.
He was clearly a happy fat otaku in the 21st century, but after a good night's sleep, he turned into a rotten, smelly, hard stone on a lonely mountain.
Ok!
Others who travel through time may not become gods or immortals, but at the beginning they are at least human beings, or at worst animals or plants. How could I, who traveled through time, be a rotten stone as big as a millstone?
Could it be possible that a Monkey King could pop out of this broken stone?
But I don’t want to be the monkey’s “mother”!
Li Yuan couldn't stand this anymore. He decided to resist his fate and vowed to be a scum among the time travelers and never fight again.
A rotten stone is a rotten stone, but you have to go against God and let him show you the power of a fat otaku in the 21st century!
See what you can do with my broken stone!
Facts have proved-
Fighting against the sky is really 'endless fun'.
Li Yuan stood quietly on the top of this isolated mountain as a rotten stone for thousands of years, witnessing the vicissitudes of the world and watching the plants take root, sprout, and then gradually die, over and over again, in an endless cycle.
The wind is strong and the rain is heavy, the thunder and lightning and the dew are rising and falling; crows rise and rabbits fall, the peaks and mountains are steep and desolate without smoke.
The term "dead fat otaku" has been vividly reflected over the past thousands of years, and the seemingly eternal loneliness also made Li Yuan complain.
Then one day…
"With Anshan without a master, evil demons are wreaking havoc around it, causing unbearable suffering to mortals."
"Today, the Lord of Ten Thousand Mountains, a subordinate of the Emperor of Heaven, has granted a jade decree to confer upon the thousand-year-old stone on the top of Anshan Mountain the status of a ninth-class mountain god. I hope that you will benefit all living beings around you in the future and never forget your duty!"
The dazzling golden light shines from the sky into the mortal world.
A majestic sound came from the sky, and a roll of golden paper fell from the vast clouds and flew straight to Li Yuan's head. It turned into a golden light and disappeared.
And then something magical happened.
Li Yuan ended his thousands of years of life as a stone. In the dim light, his feet slowly appeared, followed by his hands, and then his head...
After the golden paper disappeared from Li Yuan's body, in a moment he turned into a human form, while retaining his original human appearance.
However, his form was very illusory, like a ghost.
After returning to human form, Li Yuan also felt a certain power gradually growing in his body. It was extremely mysterious and constantly resonated with the mountain beneath his feet, emitting soul-like vibrations.
In a trance, Li Yuan could hear the cheers of the grass beside him, feel the respect of the old tree behind him, and could clearly sense the breathing of the mountain under his feet.
It was an extremely long breath, stopping and moving, very slowly.
However, that breath is constantly releasing and absorbing the spiritual energy between heaven and earth at every moment, constantly purifying it, and finally nourishing all things in the mountain.
However, the breathing was a little stiff, as if the core spirit in it had disappeared.
"Mountain...Mountain God?" Li Yuan looked at his hands, a little dazed for a moment.
Is this a journey to a world with gods?
Can I become an immortal? Can I become a god?
It’s divine!!!
Those who cultivate immortality, cultivate the immortal soul, and cultivate immortality are the best among people!
Fat otakus also have dreams! I want to work hard and strive for success!
The new god is here, all the creatures around here should come and pay homage to this mountain god! Hum...
The mountain god is also a god!
Li Yuan raised his head proudly, stood with his chest out facing the wind, and swept around with a look that looked down on everything, as if wherever his eyes went was the territory of the supreme god.
The breeze caressed him, as if cheering or welcoming him. As the rays of sunlight descended from the sky, Li Yuan's illusory body standing on the top of the mountain was illuminated with great clarity, shining like colored glass.
At this moment, when Li Yuan was showing off, above the distant sky.
Amidst the fairy clouds, two fairy children with bun-haired and fluttering robes were chatting as they hurried to the distant Yunxiao Palace.
"Generally, when enthroning a mountain god, the Jade Order Envoy personally goes to the top of the mountain to issue the order. You left the Jade Order far away and turned around and walked away. This is too perfunctory! If the Jade Order Envoy knew about this, you and I would be punished!"
A fairy boy in purple looked at his companions with a smile on his face.
The other fairy boy in green rolled his eyes:
"That godforsaken place, do you want to visit it in person?"
After a slight pause, he continued, "Why do you think Yu Ling didn't send himself, but instead sent the two of us to Anshan to issue the order? We are just fairy boys serving tea!"
"Oh, by the way, I heard that when a new god is enthroned, blessings will be bestowed upon him, right? Why is there only a piece of order paper today? Shouldn't the Anshan Mountain God also..."
"Tsk tsk, don't say anything, don't say anything..."
The fairy boy who was making fun of him smiled and shook his head, saying nothing more. The other fairy boy understood what he meant and stopped talking too. Then the two of them continued to ride away on the fairy cloud.
But Li Yuan in the lower world had no idea about all this.
He was still immersed in the great joy of being transformed from a rotten stone into a god in an instant.
He narrowed his eyes, with a look that contained two parts arrogance, three parts expansion, and four parts of shock.
Where does this fragmentation come from?
Because this glance was like a basin of ice-cold water poured over his head, making Li Yuan's heart sink.
"wdnmd!"
Li Yuan spat fiercely, spitting out a mouthful of illusory mist and saliva, with an extremely distorted expression.
“Is this the treatment you give to the young people of the 21st century?”
"I've been promoted to mountain god, why don't you improve my living environment?"
Li Yuan was so angry that smoke was about to come out of his nose. Over the past thousands of years, as the stone with the highest "seniority" on the mountain, he had seen the "prosperity" all over the mountain!
At the same time, with the information constantly pouring into his mind, Li Yuan also thoroughly understood his current situation.
The mountain under my feet, where I have lived for thousands of years, is called Anshan. It is an insignificant mountain in this vast world.
It is surrounded by a desert and Gobi, isolated from the outside world.
Apart from the desert people who grew up here, I'm afraid that the world doesn't even know that there is such a solitary mountain in the world.
How desolate is Anshan?
Every mountain in the world has spiritual essence and is protected by mountain gods.
The mountain god is in charge of the mountains and surrounding areas, controls the wind and rain, nourishes spirits and nurtures the souls, kills evildoers and eliminates demons to ensure peace in the area.
There are mountains with mountain gods. The intelligent creatures in the mountains are called spirits. They nourish the mountains, cultivate morality and laws, and give back spiritual energy to all things in heaven and earth in order to gain a place among the immortals.
But if there is no god in the mountain, it will quickly be occupied by evil spirits and monsters. Those spiritual creatures will gradually lose their spiritual minds due to lack of discipline, and become monsters, causing harm to the people.
This shows the importance of this small position of mountain god to a mountain and the surrounding area.
Can……
Anshan hasn't had a mountain god for thousands of years...
This place is so desolate that even God seems to have forgotten it.
If it weren't for the evil creatures that bred near Anshan, the demons that wreaked havoc on the area; if it weren't for the frequent encounters with evil spirits and the bloody resentment that filled the desert...
I'm afraid the gods in heaven have never even remembered that there is such a small mountain in the world, let alone appointing a mountain god to suppress evil spirits.
From the information conveyed by the gold paper, Li Yuan also learned about the power division of the mountain gods, and also knew his social status among the gods.
My position as a god is simply the last among the gods.
Apart from being able to summon some light wind and drizzle, being a little stronger than ordinary people in the mountains and using more bizarre methods, he is basically no different from ordinary people.
In fact, Li Yuan is now so weak that he can't even bring a little wind or drizzle.
There has never been much rain in Anshan.
The gods in charge of controlling clouds and rain, whether it be Lei Gong and Dian Mu or the Four Dragon Kings, would never pay any attention to him, a new mountain god.
Even the spells of bestowing wind and rain engraved between heaven and earth by those big guys were originally intended to facilitate the use of small fairies and gods so as to avoid frequently alarming the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas and the Goddess of Thunder and the Goddess of Lightning due to trivial matters. They may not be able to be activated by Li Yuan now.
The only advantage is that, because of the existence of the divine position, he will not be killed by mortals, and at most he will die at the hands of evil spirits.
This means that he could only die more miserably.
"How do I play this?"
After understanding everything, Li Yuan was a little overwhelmed.
As a fat otaku talent in the 21st century, his dream is to get rich without working hard.
Now not only has his sudden wealth gone, he has become the weakest mountain god in history, and he also has to fight to eliminate the monsters that are causing trouble nearby!
What is this, a bizarre journey of mankind through time - I am the weakest mountain god, the adventure of the mountain god starting with the collapse of the sky to subdue demons and eliminate monsters?