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They are quite fond of each other and have come to Xingtie. Author: Herbivorous Dragon

Summary:

I admit that Lord Cocolia is very strong, but what if, I mean what if, my wife Eula uses Binglang Nutao to take over Hol Haiya but is knocked away by Qiusuo, Yingbao Wuxiang uses a sword to cooperate with Belfast's Nodai barrage to trigger superconductivity, Kama controls her, and Hana Rin Asuna hits tons of output, how should you respond?

"Kong, it's time to deliver the food."

"Doctor, it's time to deliver the food."

"Commander, it's time to deliver the rations."

"Teacher! It's time to hand in the rations!"

"Help! Xiao Sanyue, quickly put on the shield for me!"

ps: Currently recruited: Eula, Holheya, Belfast, Ichinose Asuna, Kadotake Karin. Expected recruits: Lei Yingying, Noshiro, Kama, Mebius

Volume: Volume 1

01. Bad news, sewed. Good news, all sewed.

"How come the pig nose bar is so bad!!!"

The roar of chaos echoed in the containment section of the Black Tower Space Station. Before the listeners had a chance to analyze the situation, the roar like that of an angry beast came rolling in immediately after the previous one.

"Go big! Ahaha go big!!"

Finally, amid the announcement of "Enemy hero, has killed the tyrant" and the team's surrender, the strange object that looked like a smartphone in the containment chamber numbered #1145 let out a sigh full of unwillingness, the screen flickered, the running game was forcibly terminated, the main menu that was full of mobile game icons was cut out, and "Arknights" was launched with great skill, starting the Arknights operation.

"I'm not playing anymore. How many times have I told you that when playing as Baili Shouyao, don't think about going up to attack your passive right away. Do you know there are several Lao Lius hiding behind you? Ah? I played Dian Wei to attract fire for you, but you went up to give up. I didn't ask you to attack anyone, but I would consider you playing seriously if I used all your ultimates. How many times have you changed? In League, you use Joker as an auxiliary to clear your own AD's line! In Dota, you use Blackbird to shut down your teammates and prevent them from getting a pentakill! You just put a few Lao Liu heroes in front to show off and then get beaten up, never caring whether your teammates have arrived or not, and whether the opponents are hiding!"

The cell phone-like "strange object" became more and more excited as it spoke, and its speech speed gradually increased: "For a pig-nosed person like you, don't even think about getting diamonds, reaching 3,000 points or even Star Glory! Stop harming others and just play single-player games honestly! I seriously doubt that if the characters in single-player games develop intelligence, they will despise you to death!"

"Playing games is for fun, my friend." In the empty containment chamber, another voice that sounded very amusing and human rang out at the right time, adding fuel to the fire of the phone.

"Ahaha, you have gained happiness in the game just now. As I said before, winning or losing is not important, the most important thing is to have fun."

"You make me and your teammates unhappy just for your own happiness. Doesn't this conflict with your destiny?" The tone of the phone rose again, full of disbelief.

"Oh, please understand me. I have said many times that if making others unhappy can make me happy, then this behavior itself is not against destiny. What's more, I get more pleasure from your angry abuse."

"You keep calling me your friend, but is this how you treat your friends?! I—ah…"

The phone instantly went silent.

At the same time, his entire team was also wiped out by Dorothy. As if there was a short circuit, Mr. Cellphone, whose life and game were at a low point, suddenly had a black screen and no sound.

As if realizing that it would not be good for him to have fun if he let the phone shut himself off, the guy called "Aha" in the dim voice comforted him with his natural comedic voice: "Hey, Kong, let's play another game. I promise to play well this time, otherwise I will not be able to complete the target today. Our contract clearly states that you have to help me reach Star Glory. These MOBA games are considered completed only when they reach the specified levels. Otherwise, I will not give you enough energy."

The phone that was successfully "pacified" suddenly restarted and entered a red-hot state, with full aggression.

"I'm going to die here!! I'm going to die in the space station, and be a mobile phone or a broken computer for the rest of my life, and I'm not going to let you, Aha, cheat me out of a ranking match again!!"

Hong Wen's phone was vibrating crazily, as if it would jump up at any moment to slap some bastard star god who was torturing him in the void.

"Get out of here! Stop bothering me!"

"That's what you said yesterday. It seems like you've been taking it a bit too far lately."

Aha also sighed hypocritically -

...This traveler from another world named "Kong" encountered a small accident during the process of crossing, which not only caused him to lose his body, but also caused the system associated with him to fall into a dormant state.

The Joyful Star God, who had come upon the scent, took advantage of the opportunity and signed a contract with the trapped traverser - He would provide the traverser with enough energy to revive his system, and the traverser would use the information brought from other worlds he had visited and the games they condensed to please Aha and achieve several small targets set by Aha.

In fact, Kong also understood that a happy destiny required more interesting games and fun to broaden his destiny and strength. Naturally, the other party could not let him, the "Mr. Cellphone" who was connected to another world and full of interesting games and online fun, regain his body too easily.

The torture has been going on for a year. It was okay in the beginning. In the early stage of the contract with Aha, I mostly played single-player games and online cooperative games with him. At least I could tolerate it. But once I entered the field of competitive games, Aha's true face was revealed. He had successfully sent three Dota 4000-point brothers, two S+, one suburban king, and an Apex Hunter hired by Kong from the play store by exploiting a loophole to the ICU. By the way, he made Kong taste the taste of "snow".

In the past two days, Ahaha has started to harm the farming environment, and several high-scoring teammates who are not bots have been complaining. Kong, who was duo-queuing with him, has also become the target of complaints. Some people even asked him such speechless questions as "How many times a day does your friend give you a beating before you are willing to help him rank up?"

Sora shut himself off numerous times, and in order to activate his own system numerous times he encouraged himself to willingly jump into the prison carefully constructed by Aha——

Every once in a while he would reconcile with himself and Aha, and continue to endure the torture from this jerk - both sides had a tacit understanding.

However, a small accident interrupted the PUA spell that Ahha was about to perform. He let out a small exclamation of "Oh!" and then fell silent.

Normally, He would chatter on and on about random things, and Kong was used to it. The sudden silence made him feel a little uncomfortable, so he restarted his computer and tried to figure out what Aha was preparing.

"...That madman is here." Aha said faintly.

"Mad man? Did I trick you by playing Dian Wei? How dare you put pressure on me!"

Kong, whose mental state was not very normal, became aggressive again, but Aha's tone was unusually serious this time.

"Here come those little scoundrels from Destruction. You might be in trouble, and I'm afraid our contract will be terminated."

"Terminate?? You just want to pull up your pants and leave after you're done, right?"

The phone started vibrating wildly again, even more violently than the 6 a.m. alarm I set for work on a cold winter day.

"I will give you the divine power as promised. It's not much actually. I just want to extract some interesting information from you, my friend. But you must run this time. It's not a question of fun or not. If you are completely screwed, I will have no fun at all."

"No fun? Destruction? Oh, you mean that Star God you keep complaining about, right?"

Each world has its own operating rules, and occasionally there will be beings that are superior to all living beings. As a veteran time traveler, Kong is actually quite accepting of the various "settings" of the world he is currently in. After all, gods are everywhere, and he has become a god or something similar several times in some of the worlds he has visited.

As for the God of Destruction, as the name suggests, He is the same kind of "thing" as Aha. He is a madman who is rushing on the path of destroying everything. He is also the enemy that Aha and other star gods have to face in certain conflicts.

"I don't want him to pay too much attention to you, so I can't give you too much. We can talk about the 'Envoy' later, but now, I will regard it as an advance payment of your compensation. My friend, after you are free, please remember Aha's kindness and come to play with Aha more often. Oh, maybe you don't need to look for me. I am very interested in your journey in this world, and I may take the initiative to come to play with you when the time comes~"

"Don't bother me anymore—eh?"

Before the time traveler could fully understand the situation, the Star God fulfilled His promise. The mobile phone in the containment cabin began to turn into countless light particles. They gathered and reorganized, and finally turned into a blond boy in the mist.

It's not that he looked like this from the beginning, it's simply because the last world he went to was Teyvat, and Aha was too lazy to remodel him.

After regaining his body, Kong moved his arms and legs. Although he was a little confused by the sudden fulfillment of the contract by this evil guy Aha, he was a veteran time traveler after all. He knew that there must be some danger that caused Aha to release him "from prison" early, so he rushed to the only exit of the containment chamber, the airtight door, in two steps.

Maintaining the form of a mobile phone for too long made it difficult for him to control his recovered body well, and he could feel that his organs and strength were being severely suppressed by the rules of this world. He could only exert physical strength slightly stronger than that of ordinary people. Now his combat power was at most three "geese".

But his other support, or more precisely, another group of supporters, also slowly awakened as he regained his body——

[The "Suture System" is self-checking... Functions are missing, suppressed by the world's laws, and negotiations are in progress... Negotiations are successful, marking the target cooperative world as "Star Dome Railway", obtaining permission to use the suture power, and awakening other protocol systems... Currently available systems: "Genshin Impact System", "Arknights System", "CS:GO System"... Waking up in sequence, welcome back, friends. ]

Following an exciting boot-up self-test announcement, Sora opened his eyes wide, confirmed that he was the only person who could take away from the room, entered the password he had memorized thousands of times to activate the security door switch, and then shouted loudly towards the clear corridor ahead:

"Dad!!! You finally woke up!!"

[I can understand the host's excitement when he reunited with me, but please do not use keywords indiscriminately before the "abstract system" is awakened. This is not good for your physical and mental health. ]

The system in Sora's brain spoke in an inorganic voice, which was inexplicably doting, and then took the initiative to apologize to Sora:

[We all know that you have been working hard to make a deal with that star god to wake us up, sacrificing your dignity in exchange for our new life. We will always remember this favor.]

"Well, don't say it so seriously. I myself want to recover my normal body as soon as possible."

In an excited state, Kong scratched his cheek, then took a tactical hide and hid behind a decorative flowerpot in the corridor - he had just successfully demonstrated with his own instability that no matter how many times a time traveler travels through time or how long they live, a time traveler can still be very "young".

In the current environment, combined with the torture he had experienced some time ago, the language he could organize in his mind now was mostly words and phrases acquired through intensive surfing on the Internet, so he didn't know how to celebrate his reunion with the system.

Perhaps the "abstract system" integrated by the "suture system" would like him as he is now, but the other party was not listed in the first awakening sequence. The energy given by Aha was not enough, and Kong could not activate them immediately.

"System, do you know what the 'danger' Aha means? Is Nanook going to destroy this place?"

Even though his movements were not very smooth, Kong still communicated with the system in his head while maintaining a low stance and moving in a zigzag pattern between the alternating flower pots, looking for cover and trying to get as close as possible to the other safety door at the end.

[Aha paid the reward in advance because the area we are in - the 'Black Tower Space Station' is being attacked by the 'Antimatter Legion'. In order to prevent you from being targeted by Nanook, He took the initiative to assume the responsibility of covering you at the level of a Star God, but the believers of destruction wandering in the space station need to be dealt with by ourselves. My suggestion is to find the official forces that are hostile to the Antimatter Legion here to cooperate and obtain supplies and protection.]

"You mean you're not suggesting that I cooperate with the antimatter army that invaded the Black Tower Space Station, but with the locals who 'hosted' me, right?"

[Yes, according to the currently known information, the Antimatter Corps is not a suitable partner—]

"You don't have to finish reading the analysis. I trust your judgment." Kong Ye had absolute trust in the system that had been with him for a long time.

[Well... but be careful, the current stitching energy is not enough to support you to carry out large-scale rescue operations. We are not sure how many "comrades" will respond to our call, and the energy to activate the "plug-in" is not enough. We can only barely maintain our connection with other cooperative worlds and generate "tasks" in exchange for energy. ]

"How is my body functioning now?"

[Not very good, even weaker than when you traveled to Teyvat, but a little better than when you first arrived in Tarkov. ]

"Tsk, the antimatter army... Based on Aha's fragmentary description, I don't know if I can deal with them in such a weak state... I have to avoid them as much as possible..."

Kong Fu subconsciously lowered his body even more to reduce his exposure as much as possible. He looked at the end of the long corridor from behind the plastic flower pot. Because he had been moved around by the staff before, he still remembered a little about the terrain and room layout. The cabin he was in had only one exit. If he went out of the corridor and happened to run into those destructive thugs, he would probably die here.

02. The Vengeful Knight and the Fat Snake

From time to time, there were still explosions and sounds of fighting, large or small, coming from the space station. In order to reduce the probability of sudden death in the air, the system quickly helped him analyze the current situation.

[Aha shared some information with me before he left... The conclusion is that your judgment is correct. However, stealth-related 'plug-ins' cannot be used. All the energy of the current system will be used to call for help first, because according to the agreement we signed with each world, the energy consumption of transmission will be paid by the target world... The three awakened cooperative systems will find a way to bring a total of three 'comrades' to assist in the battle. Unfortunately, we cannot decide who will help. ]

"Huh? Can't choose your own teammates?"

[We are not allowed to choose the target world by ourselves. The party responsible for transporting our comrades needs to extract energy from them... If they are not our best friends and are not willing to provide some energy, I am afraid they will not be able to respond to our call.]

"It's all Aha's fault for being too stingy." Kong hissed in dissatisfaction.

[To be precise, this is to prevent the sight of destruction from falling upon us. He only dares to give us this much.]

"...So I misunderstood Him, didn't I? Aha, you are so gentle?"

[Based on the fluctuations just now, it is speculated that He has led the destruction away. With His cover, we can move freely, but reactions beyond a certain energy level will definitely be noticed by other star gods. Please be mentally or physically prepared. ]

"My current energy level may not be enough to defeat a beef cow... No need to worry about the distance."

Kong smacked his lips in even more displeasure after hearing that. If the plug-in worked, he could just use some teleportation skill to leave this damn place and escape to those Earth-like habitable planets recorded in the space station database to wait for the system to slowly recharge.

However, the reality is that he can't break through the transparent metal plate of the compartment even if he tries his best.

"What I am worried about now is the fighting ability of the reinforcements... If the battle ahead is head-on, it will be at least level 3 risk."

[The system can only select the comrades who have the best relationship with you, the deepest bond with you, and the most familiar with you in each world to assist you. We cannot be sure before the rescue signal is officially sent. You can only predict who will participate in the battle... Over-reliance on official data provided by each world will cause such inconvenience, please understand. ]

"It's okay, I'll find a way to hide it... Damn, my body feels weak, and this belly-baring outfit is really damn cold. No, it's all because the air conditioning in the Black Tower Space Station is too low..."

In Teyvat, Sora relied on his strong body to wear the belly-baring outfit that was given to him for free when he arrived in this world. Now that his legs were shaking due to the air-conditioning, he realized the benefits of wearing tighter fabrics.

It stands to reason that a time traveler who is not plagued by any illness would actually have such an embarrassing moment, which made Kong further realize that once a battle broke out, all he could do was struggle harder or pray that Nanook's followers would not imprison him and cause him and the system to be imprisoned again.