Chapter 1 My Grandma Loves to Take Things
(This article is just a joke, don’t bring it up to the real world.)
Zhang San's grandmother has a bad habit, which is that she is not very clean and wants to take everything she sees home to give to her two twin grandchildren.
In the previous life, grandma "took away" the fish caught by the neighbor and wanted to cook it for her two brothers. Zhang San found that the fish was very similar to the puffer fish popularized on a certain audio platform, so he advised grandma not to eat it. However, grandma did not listen and cooked the fish.
Zhang San was worried that her two brothers would be poisoned, so she secretly poured out the fish meat. When her grandmother found out that the fish soup was missing, she scolded her for being greedy and eating it secretly. She also complained to her parents, and her parents beat her without asking why. This kind of thing happened frequently, but today her parents were unlucky and hit her too hard, accidentally beating her to death.
The family found Zhang San lying on the ground motionless. The two brothers disliked her for blocking the way and kicked her away, only to find that Zhang San was limp and lifeless.
My parents also started to panic.
"Mom, we killed someone! What should we do?"
"What are you afraid of? Take the man back to the countryside while it's still dark and find a place to dump him." Grandma Zhang said coldly.
There are many deep caves in their hometown. Villagers throw garbage or carcasses of dead animals into them, and no one will find them, let alone suspect anything.
The family of five dumped Zhang San's body into the cave with peace of mind. When they returned to the community, they were told that their neighbor Grandpa Li had thrown away a poisonous fish that would kill people if eaten.
When grandma asked around, she found out that it was the one she had stolen, so she threw away the knife board when she got home.
Zhang Dabao's eyes rolled and he came up with an idea.
So, the family pretended to be poisoned and went to Grandpa Li's house to extort 100,000 yuan. They used the money to buy a car and went out to travel. They shared their experiences along the way and became travel bloggers. Later, they started live streaming to sell goods and made a fortune.
The original owner was upset, which led to Zhang Shan's arrival.
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Zhang Shan saw her grandmother secretly close the door and put a bulging object on the chopping board. She silently turned off her cell phone, which was currently teaching pufferfish.
"Grandma, what delicious food are you making?"
Zhang Shan had a greedy look on her face, and Grandma Zhang reached out and slapped her, but the ground was too slippery, and Zhang Shan lunged forward, knocking the old lady to her buttocks. The old lady cried out in pain.
Zhang Shan was worried about being beaten, so she ran back to her "room" and locked the door.
Zhang Shan's room is on the balcony, only three square meters, and can only accommodate two wooden boards. Next to it are two chickens that her grandmother brought back from the countryside. There is a thin quilt and clothes neatly folded at the head of the bed.
The old lady called out for more than ten minutes, and when she found that her two older grandsons did not come out to help her, she got up by herself and dealt with the fish that she had caught neatly and efficiently.
After a while, Zhang Shan smelled a fragrance that made her drool. With her stomach growling, Zhang Shan reached into the chicken coop and took out an egg. She ate it raw without caring whether it contained bacteria or not.
After a while, Zhang's father and mother came back. They both didn't look very good. It seemed that their luck was really bad today and they lost a lot.
I was sitting at the table and didn't notice that there was one person missing from the house.
But the old lady will not let Zhang Shan go.
"I don't know what made San Ya, this money-loser, so bold that she bumped into me. My waist hurts so much."
"This unfilial daughter, mother, I will beat her up later to vent your anger."
"Okay, don't show mercy."
The old lady was satisfied and brought out the fish soup that had been stewed for a long time.
"Grandma, what delicious food did you make? Why does it smell so good?"
"Yes, grandma, this smells so good!"
"Two little greedy cats, this is fish soup. Grandma can tell at a glance that it is very nutritious. Grandma's eldest grandson has been studying hard during this period, so grandma specially cooked it for you to nourish your body. Come and drink more."
The old lady gave a big bowl of rice to her two big grandchildren.
"Grandma, you are so kind. We will definitely honor you when we grow up."
"Okay, okay, grandma's dear grandson, eat more."
Then, the old lady poured a full bowl for her beloved eldest son. There was still some left, so she gave it to her daughter-in-law who gave her two grandsons, and she kept a small bowl for herself.
The family of five had a satisfying meal, with only leftovers left on the table. Only then did they remember Zhang San.
"You little bitch, why don't you come out and wash the dishes? Do you still want me to treat you?"
The iron door was slammed with a rattling sound. The door was originally installed to prevent the chickens from running out, and it was not installed firmly. Zhang San moved the bed board out to block the iron door. Zhang's father could not push it in, nor could he catch her.
"Ouch~ Mom and Dad, my stomach hurts~"
"Dad, Mom, my stomach hurts too."
Young people have good digestive systems and quick reactions. Zhang Dabao and Zhang Erbao turned pale with pain. Zhang's father and mother also panicked. When they were about to call an ambulance, their stomachs started to hurt too.
Seeing this situation, the old lady didn't know what to do for a moment. She hugged her eldest grandson, then her second grandson, and touched her son's pale face.
"Saya, Sanaya, come out quickly, what happened to your parents and brothers? Come out and see!"
Zhang Shan ignored it. She was so hungry that she was dehydrated and felt weak all over. The original owner had been hungry for three days, and that raw egg had no effect at all.
After calling Zhang Shan for a long time, there was no response from her. The old lady could only ask for help from her neighbors, who called an ambulance. When the ambulance arrived, Zhang Dabao's brother had already stopped breathing. Zhang's father and mother sent them to the hospital for rescue, but they could not be saved.
The old lady ate little and had a reaction when she arrived at the hospital. She was saved after the doctor performed a gastric lavage.
Zhang Shan was also found by a kind neighbor, sent to the hospital and given an IV drip.
This food poisoning incident caused the deaths of four people and the police also intervened in the investigation. After the old lady woke up, she learned the truth and took Grandpa Li to court.
However, as soon as Grandpa Li lost the puffer fish, he used the community radio and the owner group to inform others that his puffer fish had been stolen and that it was poisonous, thus fulfilling his obligation to inform.
The court ruled that Grandpa Li was not guilty, but the old lady was sued for murder by Zhang Shan who had woken up.
The old lady was confused.
"You little bitch, why wasn't you the one who died? You actually watched someone die without helping. It's you who killed my eldest grandson and my son. You deserve to die..."
"You actually sued me. You are an unfilial son. How dare you sue me? You should go down and be a slave to my eldest grandson..."
The old lady's words became more and more vicious, and everyone felt uncomfortable after hearing them.
Judge: "Zhang Sanya, she is your only relative in the world, do you..."
"Yes, Judge. She killed my father, mother and two brothers. I will never forgive her."
In the end, the old lady was sentenced to life imprisonment for accidental manslaughter, as she was old.
The old lady was taken directly to prison and glared at Zhang Shan fiercely before leaving.
In order to let her take care of their two sons, Zhang's parents let her study in the same grade as their two sons. After leaving the court, she went directly to take the college entrance examination.
After the exam, she sold the house on the second-hand housing platform, took the money, left the small town, and started a new life.