Chapter 2 Are you born not to like laughing?

Chapter 2 Are you born not to like laughing?

Chapter 2 Are you born not to like laughing?

coming!

Sure enough, it came!

My dear system!

As a member of the time-traveling army, I do have a system!
Hao Yun was so moved that he almost cried.

It's been nineteen years. System, do you know how I spent these nineteen years?
After Hao Yun traveled through time, he thought of many ways to get rich and change his destiny.

But he found that it was impossible!

Copy the song?

In his previous life, he knew nothing about music.

Doing scientific research?
With his talent, getting into a key university is already his limit.

As for real estate speculation, stock speculation, and lottery ticket buying, these are even more unreliable.

The world that Hao Yun traveled to was very similar to his previous life, but there were many things that were completely different from his previous life.

It can be understood that this is a parallel space-time of another timeline.

In the past nineteen years, because the system has not awakened, Hao Yun once doubted his identity as a time traveler. He even suspected that he was a mental patient!

But now it’s good, the system is finally here!

I'm about to reach the peak of my life!

Ding.

【System Binding Successful】

[Congratulations to the host, you have successfully bound to the Doom Haunting System! ]

[This system carefully selects hundreds of misfortunes for the host, including explosions, car accidents, drowning, falling, poisoning, etc.]

[Host can now choose a doom to experience]

[When each doom experience ends, the final reward will be calculated based on the host's performance]

The smile on Hao Yun's face froze.

His eyes changed from confusion and doubt to astonishment and anger!
WTF?

Doom haunted system?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Where is the [Super Rich System] you promised me? If you can't afford it, you can just give me the entire [Super Doctor System]!

If all else fails, can you give me a ring that I can swear by by dropping blood on it?

"System, stop it, new account."

"You have got to be kidding me right?"

Ding.

[A new round of core doom is ready - Fall]

[The bad luck will start from now on and last for three hours. Please be prepared.]

[Note: When the host is damaged by the core doom, the doom time will be extended, and there is a certain probability of triggering special doom]

[Since the host is a newcomer, the system will randomly give you three talents. Please check them.]

After the system said this, two icons suddenly appeared in Hao Yun's mind.

One is the countdown to the end of doom, and the other is the gift box icon.

Hao Yun's head was buzzing at this time.

Is this system for real?
Are you really here to help me reach the pinnacle of my life? Are you really here to help me start over?

What’s going on? The underworld is under a lot of performance pressure recently, and the Black and White Impermanence are relying on you to boost performance?

"No, I can't just sit there and wait for death. I have to save myself!"

I have worked so hard to get into university, I absolutely cannot let the system forcibly delete my account at this time!

Hao Yun opened the gift package given by the system, and indeed found three random talents given by the system in it.

Hao Yun took a deep breath and carefully read the skills of his three talents.

[Good times come after bad times (God-level): Every time you successfully overcome bad times, you can randomly obtain a talent that will take effect. ] Hao Yun was stunned.

It's that simple?
Is this fucking worthy of being called god-level?

Hao Yun felt a bit of a headache. His god-level talent was so lousy, so the other two talents wouldn’t be even worse, right?
Hao Yun patiently continued reading.

[Rebirth (King Level): Every time you successfully survive a bad luck, you can quickly recover your physical condition in a short period of time, and you will be immune to fatal damage during the recovery period until your health is full. 】

Hao Yun: ...

Looking at this talent introduction, Hao Yun fell silent again.

This skill looks awesome, but it's actually pretty useless.

If you die during the period of bad luck, you are really dead.

However, if you are not dead at the end of the bad luck, you can revive with full health.

Isn't this just the game resetting the character status?

Damn, the most basic thing has become a talent, and it’s at the king level, you are kidding me!

Hao Yun subconsciously wanted to smoke.

But he forgot that he was a student now.

Unable to find a cigarette, Hao Yun could only tremblingly take out a gel pen and put it in his lips, imitating the action of smoking, trying to calm himself down.

"Calm down, there is still a third talent. Don't give up on yourself."

Hao Yun turned his attention to the third talent.

[Attention (King Level): During the period of bad luck, the more attention you receive, the more lucky coins you will get. The lucky coins you get can be used to purchase items in the Lucky Mall. 】

Hao Yun was ecstatic.

Finally a useful talent!
Compared to random things, Hao Yun prefers to take his destiny into his own hands!
But how to get this attention?
Just as Hao Yun was scratching his head, he saw a group of school leaders standing in the distance, looking at him with horror.

"That's...Principal Xiao?"

Hao Yun was very surprised.

He suddenly remembered that today was the day for an interview by the "Visiting Famous Schools" program team!
Hao Yun was extremely excited.

"Visiting Famous Schools" is a local gold medal live broadcast program in Shanghai, with more than 100,000 online viewers all year round.

If I could show my face in front of the camera of this program, wouldn't I get more attention?
But they seem to be a little bit off. Their expressions are like they saw a ghost in broad daylight?

Hao Yun touched his face, feeling confused.

I'm not ugly, why are they so scared?
Hao Yun even saw Director Jin of the school security department holding his head in his hands and kneeling on the ground in collapse.

From everyone's reactions, Hao Yun suddenly realized something.

His hair stood on end, his adrenaline surged, and he felt as if time had slowed down!
broken!

dangerous!
Without even thinking, Hao Yun rolled over on the spot, rolling down the long staircase of the teaching building!
boom!
The tiles hit the ground hard and broke into pieces.

The flow of time returned to normal. Hao Yun's head hit the steps, leaving a cut and blood all over his face.

All the school leaders panicked instantly.

"Quick! School doctor! Call the school doctor over!"

"Stop the construction, and ask the workers above to stop the construction immediately!"

"Stop those students and don't let them out yet!"

Just as Xiao Xixi was arranging the work, Jin Tang, who was in charge of security, crawled in front of Hao Yun, trembling all over.

"Brother, please don't die! If you die, I will be buried with you. You must hold on! Don't fall asleep!"

Jin Tang, who had been so confident just now, was now crying as if his father had died.

Now is the time when colleges and universities across the country are strictly enforcing safety issues. If anything happens to Hao Yun, not only Jin Tang, but all the leaders here will be dismissed!
Netizens in the live broadcast room laughed out loud when they saw this scene.

"Director Jin, I still like your rebellious look just now. Please recover for a while."

"Retired special forces soldier? That's it?"

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. This guy's reaction is really quick and his skills are really terrible. How could he fall so badly after rolling down the stairs? It's outrageous."

"Principal Xiao, why don't you smile? Are you born not to smile?"

Seeing a group of school leaders panicking, netizens burst into laughter, and the number of online viewers in the live broadcast room soared by 50,000 in an instant!
(End of this chapter)