Chapter 15: Don’t Pick Up Girls If You Don’t Have a Car

[Fushe: You are so kind @Zhongli, wait, you are Shan...]

【Zhongli: Interrupt the subtitles! 】

[Fushe: ...Stone...]

【Zhongli: Interrupt the subtitles! 】

【Fushe: ...King...】

【Zhongli: Interrupt the subtitles! 】

【Fushe: ...Stand...】

【Zhongli: Interrupt the subtitles! 】

【Fushe:? 】

【Yingda:? 】

【Narrowing:?】

【Mi Nu:? 】

【elf:……】

【Xianyun: ……】

[Ling Ri: How the hell can you decompose a word! ]

……

[Continue the inventory, No. 14, Collapse World, Bronya Zajicek]

【Kiana: Shorty! 】

[Kiana: Damn it, why isn't it my turn yet! ]

[Walter (Bengtie) @Qiana, don't worry, you will definitely be one of them, and I don't think your ranking will be low. ]

【Kiana: I’m happy.】

[Seele (Beng Sanbai): Great, I can see Sister Bronya again]

[Seele (Honkai Impact 3rd): I really don’t know what’s so good about your sister Bronya. She keeps complaining about her. ]

[Bronya (Broken Iron): (●_●) (Looks at Seele)]

[Seele (Bengtie): Get out of the way, Bronya! Why are you looking at me?]

[Bronya (Bengtie): ...]

……

[Please answer the following question: As we all know, Bronya became a will-o'-the-wisp girl after getting the Herrscher Core, and her driver's license has been revoked. Which of the following characters has not had Bronya's driver's license revoked?]

A. The Ruler of Knowledge

【B.Kevin】

【C. Thousand Herrscher】

【D.Otto】

[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3):? ]

Banya slowly hits out one?

[Kiana: Hahaha, I am dying of laughter. ]

【Teresa: What does it mean to revoke your driver's license?】

[Otto: Probably means being defeated.]

[Seele (Hon Sanbai): Sister Bronya, you are not trying to save Seele so...]

[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): Seele, Bronya will definitely save you! ]

[Ling Ri: Bronya: You idiot, my driver's license was revoked because of saving you.

Seele: Sister Bronya, don’t pick up girls if you don’t have a car.

Hahahaha, what a shame. 】

[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): ? ? ?]

[Tartaria: Hiss, why do I feel a chill on the back of my neck? ]

[Theresa: I feel like my grandfather must have participated in this evil thing! ]

[Otto: …]

……

[3.2.1 Congratulations to Theresa for successfully answering the question]

【Theresa: I choose A】

[Congratulations to Theresa for the wrong answer. The correct answer is D]

[Ling Ri: As expected of Theresa, she eliminated the correct answer with ease.]

[Otto: My dear granddaughter, this is the consequence of not trusting your grandfather.]

【Teresa: I am so beautiful.】

[Theresa: @Hershers of Knowledge, aren't you on the human side? Why are you fighting Bronya? ]

[Hermit of Knowledge: Ah ha ha, uh, I was young and ignorant at that time, so, you know, that's it. ]

Theresa: ? ? ?

[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3):? ]

【Now Playing Analysis】

Animation 1

The Herrscher of Knowledge appeared from beside Bronya on a motorcycle with a missile and grinned, and crushed the heavily armored Bunny with one punch.

GIF 2

Kevin stood in front of the drained duck and took the core of the Herrscher of Reason.

GIF 3

Banya was tied up and played by the Thousand Herrscher, and his core was taken away.

[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): No, you guys, I'm playing the market? ]

[Ling Ri: I’m sorry, although it’s sad, it’s really funny. ]

[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3):? ? ?]

【Fu Hua:Holding the forehead.jpg】

【Ling Ri: Old Fu is just letting go of his youthful madness. 】

【Fu Hua:? 】

[Lawyer of Knowledge: ...]

[Kiana: Hahahaha, it's hilarious to see the dwarf tied up like that. In the end, it must have been my heroic act that saved her.]

[Seele (Beng Sanbai): Sister Bronya...]

[Theresa is punished, please enjoy [Magical Girl TeRiRi]]

【Theresa: NO!!!!!!!】

On the screen, Theresa opened the door and said

[Oh, I was so careless that I didn't even bring Judas with me when I went out.]

Sitting on the sofa were a shivering girl and another girl who was reading with great interest.

Subtitles show [Imitation of Judas] [Xiao Yue Requiem]

[Teresa: How did Judas become a child? ]

【Fu Hua: This is... an armed puppet? 】

Teresa said to the trembling imitation of Judas,

[Ada, did you bring your friends home to play? ]

It is obvious that Judas is trembling because he has done something wrong.

Theresa looked at Xiaoyue and said,

[Little friend, do you want to eat anything?]

Theresa saw the book in Xiaoyue's hand, her eyes suddenly became sharp, and she grabbed Xiaoyue and ran to the bedroom within 0.01 seconds.

Xiaoyue was thrown on the bed in confusion, looking at Theresa carrying Judas in front of her.

[Where did you get the book in your hand? Can you give it to me, your sister?]

Xiaoyue was so scared that she huddled in the corner of the bed and trembled.

[No, you rude person, this is the original work of the magical girl of light TeRiRi who has conquered countless battlefields. It is not something that you mortals can touch! ]

[Don't worry about this, hurry up, give it to me! ]

Theresa laughed and tried to grab it, but Xiaoyue's fancy moves missed perfectly.

Finally Xiaoyue climbed up to the ceiling.

"Little guy, why are you running so fast? I'm so tired." Theresa said breathlessly.

Suddenly a light bulb appeared above Theresa's head.

Theresa said with a lewd smile, "My dear, let me tell you a secret. Actually, TeRiRi and I are very good friends. If you give me this book now, I may be able to get TeRiRi's autograph for you."

[You're lying, TeRiRi adults won't be friends with a bad aunt like you who steals things from children! ]

【Bad aunt! 】

Theresa Spits Blood (Part 1)

【Ling Ri: I am dying of laughter, old magic woman.】

【Theresa: (???皿??)??3??】

Xiaoyue continued,

[That person is a perfect person who possesses the beautiful qualities of honesty, elegance, and courage. How can such beauty be glimpsed by mortals like you! ]

In the background is a magic pink bunny.

【Transit: The picture is for reference only. 】

【Theresa:?︵?凸】

[Lingri: Honesty: refers to cheating a little girl. Elegance: refers to snatching things from a child. Bravery: refers to daring to bring the dark history to the live broadcast room. Funny.jpg]

[Theresa: Ahhhhhhhh, I can't stand it anymore. Why can't Judas travel through the world? I'm going to blow your dog head off @Lingri]

[Kiana: Oh my god, my period is coming back. ]

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