Chapter 16 I'm really not called Lao Tie!
Li Yuan entrusted Anshan, the old tree on the top of the mountain, to Zhuge Laodeng.
He was really in a bad mood and wanted to go out for a walk.
Moreover, Anshan also needs some spiritual things and has to get some from the outside world.
Anshan is relatively stable now, so even if he leaves, he will not be punished for dereliction of duty.
Li Yuan left a ball of fairy air on the top of Anshan Mountain. If something big happened in Anshan, the old tree only needed to touch the fairy air and he would rush back.
The branches of the old tree swayed as if reluctant to leave, but they could only take on the responsibility of protecting Anshan.
After decades of getting along with each other, the old tree's personality after becoming psychic was quite similar to Li Yuan, so Li Yuan felt relieved.
Li Yuan transformed himself into an ordinary handsome young man, sitting on the ox cart of a citizen from Anshan Town.
Soon, after leaving Anshan and crossing a barren grass plain, he arrived at a new area.
This is a small border town that belongs to a certain mortal kingdom.
The border town is also a rather barren area, but fortunately there are still some trees and rivers, so it is not completely deserted.
However, the vegetation is not as lush as that in Anshan.
Li Yuan was tired of the wind and sand, so he left in a carriage heading to Beijing.
As a young man of the 21st century, he knows very well that it is impossible to go out without money.
So he scraped some gold powder off the statue of the mountain god and exchanged it for some money.
Rather than gilding it and displaying it there for people to see, it would be better to let the mountain god himself take it out and show it off...
The mountain god used the gold powder on the mountain god statue to travel around the mountains and rivers.
This makes sense, right?
After giving the carriage owner some money, Li Yuan sat leisurely in the carriage, like an old man, looking at the scenery along the road with boredom.
The owner of the carriage was driving and chatting with Li Yuan.
Li Yuan was not in the mood and responded incoherently.
After traveling for nearly two months, the carriage finally arrived at the capital of this mortal kingdom.
Qian Kingdom, a small mortal country, covers an area of hundreds of thousands of miles.
Li Yuan got off the carriage and looked at the concise history of the country hanging on the city wall, marveling at it.
This strange world is obviously much larger than the world Li Yuan traveled through.
There are more than hundreds or thousands of small countries, and each of them covers hundreds of thousands of miles. I can’t even imagine how vast the territories of those large countries are.
Li Yuan was still reading the brief history of this country with great interest when he suddenly felt a tightness around his waist.
He looked down and found that the purse tied around his waist was gone.
Li Yuan slightly exerted his magical power and turned his gaze to a fierce bald man behind him.
"My friend, your movements are a little obvious. Let's practice them next time."
Li Yuan frowned slightly, walked up to the fierce bald man and stretched out his hand.
The bald man glared at Li Yuan fiercely: "You weak scholar, do you want to pick a fight?"
"Also, my last name isn't Tie!"
Li Yuan said calmly: "Alright, my friend, that's enough. Hurry and return my wallet."
The bald man suddenly took action, grabbed Li Yuan by the collar, and tried to lift Li Yuan up.
However, Li Yuan's feet seemed to be rooted and he couldn't lift it.
The bald man was surprised.
How could Li Yuan's frail little body be so powerful?
Therefore, the bald man had no choice but to keep grabbing Li Yuan's collar, sneering:
"What nonsense are you talking about, you stupid fool!"
"Also, my last name is not Tie, and my name is not Lao Tie!"
Li Yuan looked at the other person's muscular body and said calmly:
"My friend, enough is enough."
The bald man was furious: "I'm not called Lao Tie!"
Li Yuan nodded and patted the bald man on the shoulder: "Got it, buddy."
As he spoke, Li Yuan stretched out his hand again.
The sturdy and fierce bald man blinked and was stunned for a moment before reacting: "I didn't take your things!"
"You weak scholar, why are you making such a fuss?!"
Li Yuan smiled:
"I'm not in a good mood. Please return my purse."
"Everyone can be harmonious, isn't it good?"
The bald man was furious: "I didn't take your purse!"
The bald man almost yelled, spitting all over Li Yuan's face.
People gathered around one after another, and looking at the bald man's appearance, they immediately felt sympathy for Li Yuan.
"Bald Liu is picking a fight again. This guy is so skinny, he won't be beaten to death, will he?"
"Don't worry, Baldy Liu is most afraid of being arrested by Zhao Si Ya and taken to the government office. If he causes a murder case, Zhao Si Ya will chop off the bald head on his neck!"
The crowd was talking, and many people sympathized with Li Yuan.
However, no one dared to step forward to help, as Bald Liu had a bad reputation in this area.
"My friend, I advise you not to be impulsive. I don't want to attack anyone."
Looking at the increasingly ferocious Bald Liu, Li Yuan smiled gently.
"Damn it, don't you understand what I'm saying?!"
"I'm not called Lao Tie!"
As he said this, the bald man punched Li Yuan in the abdomen.
He thought to himself that this punch would probably make the weakling shit out of him!
By then, let’s see if this kid dares to pester him for a purse!
The people around him closed their eyes in pain, not daring to watch Li Yuan's miserable end.
Some people did not dare to help Li Yuan directly, so they secretly reported to the authorities.
Bald Liu's fist hit Li Yuan's stomach hard.
Li Yuan blinked his eyes and remained motionless, without any response for a long while.
This made Bald Liu confused: "Could it be that I was born with supernatural power and knocked this guy out with one punch?"
"I didn't hit the head either!"
Li Yuan looked at the bald man calmly.
Bald Liu's deliberate punch hit him like a gentle breeze on the face.
Suddenly, Li Yuan stretched out his hand and gave Bald Liu a big slap.
"Ah... Damn it, I gave you the face but you don't want it..."
"You've narrowed your path!" Li Yuan shook his head in disappointment.
The palm is big and the hand is steady.
The moment Li Yuan made his move, Bald Liu felt as if a towering mountain was pressing down on him!
Without even time to react, the sturdy bald Liu fell to the ground!
Bald Liu was really confused this time. He fell to the ground and couldn't get up for a long time.
"You're not young enough. You don't even sleep."
Li Yuan looked at his palm and shook his head.
At the side, a young man with a kitchen knife rushed out and said, "Don't hurt my brother!"
Li Yuan slapped him with his backhand.
Bang!
The young man fell to the ground with a thud, his eyes closed, sleeping soundly.
Li Yuan pointed at the young man and said, "Look! This is what a young man should be like!"
"It's good to be young, you can fall asleep as soon as you lie down!"
The fierce bald Liu was immediately frightened.
An adult was knocked unconscious with just a slap without even a glance!
He swallowed his saliva and tremblingly took out Li Yuan's purse: "Brother, it turns out you are an expert!"
Li Yuan calmly took back the purse.
He picked up the young man's kitchen knife and broke the blade into two pieces with two fingers.
When Bald Liu saw this, he was immediately shocked and thought: It's over! I have hit a wall!
Bald Liu is about 1.9 meters tall and very strong.
But now he was kneeling on the ground with a miserable expression: "Brother! It's my fault. I shouldn't have set my sights on you! Please don't kill me!"
Li Yuan had a face full of question marks and a strange expression, and he narrowed his eyes subconsciously.
How could such a small matter lead to murder?
Who is he? A mountain god! A civilized and law-abiding young man in the 21st century!
However, when Li Yuan narrowed his eyes, he didn't scare Bald Liu too much.
He burst into tears and said, "Brother, please be magnanimous and spare me this time!"
"I, Bald Liu, will definitely reform myself! Change from evil to good! Change from recklessness to literature! Change from prostitution to goodness! Change the world..."
Li Yuan gave him another challenge:
"Okay, buddy! If you're uneducated, just keep your words to yourself!"
After receiving two slaps with traces of immortal power, the bald Liu Ren's head was almost swollen like a dog's head: "Yes, yes, yes!"
Li Yuan didn't bother him anymore and turned away.
However, just as he was leaving, Bald Liu suddenly called him.
Li Yuan looked back in confusion. Was this going to be the scene where the villain in the novel uttered harsh words?
Bald Liu was crying and his voice was very soft but firm:
"Big brother!"
"I'm really not called Laotie!"