Chapter 21 The Emperor is here, you have to salute him!
To investigate a burglar, one must start with the victim.
Zhao Wanjun took Li Yuan to visit an official's home.
This official's family was recently robbed.
This is a wealthy mansion with a majestic gate and red-painted green tiles.
After explaining their purpose, the two were led into the house.
"This is the home of my Qian country's Gou Shi, a third-rank minister. Please don't mess with etiquette later."
Walking behind the leading servant, Zhao Wanjun gave instructions.
"Shit house?" Li Yuan frowned.
This is a bit strong in taste!
Zhao Wanjun rolled his eyes: "Gou Shi, Gou Shi!"
Li Yuan: “Ah?”
Zhao Wanjun whispered, "Gou Shi, that Gou Shi!"
"Not the lump kind!"
The servant in front of him twitched his ears slightly.
He didn't hear it all, he only heard Zhao Wanjun shouting "dog shit, dog shit, a pile of shit" in the back.
The voice is very impatient!
How could this Zhao Siya insult my master?
How rude!
In order to maintain the dignity of his master, the servant immediately turned around and said:
"If Zhao Si Ya is not here to investigate the case, please go back!"
Zhao Wanjun was stunned: "What does this mean?"
A trace of anger flashed across the servant's face, and he cupped his hands:
"My master is the current official Gou Shi. Even though he was humiliated by the thief, he will not allow Zhao Si Ya to insult him!"
Zhao Wanjun understood it immediately and glared at Li Yuan fiercely.
Li Yuan shrugged: Who knows?
Zhao Wanjun is quite straightforward, repeating the same two sentences over and over again:
"I'm not, I didn't, you heard it wrong!"
After some entanglement and a brief explanation, the servant snorted coldly and led the two of them inside.
However, the servant thought:
From now on, I must ask the master to have less dealings with Zhao Si Ya!
This Zhao Si Ya actually cursed my master behind his back!
snort!
Fortunately, my loyal servant Wang noticed it in time, otherwise, the master might have suffered the consequences at the hands of Zhao Si Ya in the future!
The two were brought into a room, and the servant snorted and turned away.
There was a ball of fat rolling in the room.
No, there's a man counting the finances.
It’s the shit from Qian State… er, Qian State’s Gou Shi, Yun Fugui.
Yun Fugui had a plump figure, with about two to three hundred kilograms of fat on his body, which formed a sharp contrast with the pale and skinny people outside the mansion.
At this moment, Yun Fugui was holding a sandalwood box, looking at the things inside, with a look of relief on his face.
Fortunately, his treasure was not lost.
Zhao Wanjun coughed lightly.
Yun Fugui jumped like a frightened fat pig.
The fat all over his body was shaking up and down, making people feel greasy.
"Hey, isn't this Zhao Siya?"
Yun Fugui raised his head and took a look at Zhao Wanjun's slim figure, his eyes shining.
"Does Zhao Siya have any clues?" He closed the sandalwood box, looked at Zhao Wanjun, and laughed.
Yun Fugui's triangular eyes narrowed into a slit, revealing a lustful light in them, and his gaze occasionally looked at the contours of Zhao Wanjun's body.
This guy has yellow buck teeth and his face is covered with all kinds of oily acne.
When he straightened his head, his chin and neck were completely invisible; his huge pancake-like face covered everything.
He has been an official for many years and has never done any work, but his skin is glowing white and his body is shiny and oily.
Li Yuan stood behind Zhao Wanjun and looked at the huge human-shaped piece of fat in the room, and couldn't help but gasp.
He is not a god who judges people by appearance, but this fat guy in front of him...
It's really obscene.
In particular, most of the people in the capital are skinny, but this fat man looks like a human-shaped piece of lard, so you can imagine what it's like.
Not a good bird.
Li Yuan subconsciously took a few steps back.
This is a terrifying man.
He stood there for a while longer and felt that the spiritual energy in his body was almost tainted with the smell of oil.
Zhao Wanjun was also very uncomfortable and tried hard to suppress his nausea:
"Shit... Uh no, Lord Gou Shi! I do have some clues!"
Zhao Wanjun was performing the salute. He had read the official titles before, but for some reason they seemed particularly difficult to pronounce today.
It always reminds me of some images with a strong taste.
Zhao Wanjun gestured to Li Yuan to salute, but Li Yuan stood at the door with one foot half outside, as if he was ready to run away at any time.
"Salute!" Zhao Wanjun turned back to remind Li Yuan as he clasped his fists and bowed.
The Qian Kingdom attaches great importance to etiquette and has a strict hierarchy.
Li Yuan didn't even move, and whispered, "I'm not saluting because it's for his own good!"
He is a god!
Paying respect to mortals is against the will of Heaven and will shorten your life!
Zhao Wanjun was anxious: "Hurry up!"
"If he gets angry about this and kicks you and me out, we'll be in big trouble with the thief!"
In the room, Yun Fugui was indeed a little unhappy.
Who is that handsome young man with timid face?
How can you be so ignorant of etiquette!
If you don't bow to an official, do you mean you are defying the laws of our country?
Besides, when did Zhao Wanjun have such a handsome subordinate by his side?
This really makes me unhappy!
"Why don't you show your respect, you bastard?" Yun Fugui said coldly.
Li Yuan widened his eyes and pointed at himself: "Are you sure?"
Yun Fugui was impatient:
"Hurry up and do the ceremony! Otherwise, I will regard you as a lawbreaker and kick you out!"
Li Yuan thought about it and realized that he had hidden his identity and ordinary people knew nothing about it, so he could not blame the other party.
But he could not reveal his identity, and even could not use his magical powers. This was an agreement with the mountain god of Huanshan.
So Li Yuan advised:
"I know that Qianguo attaches great importance to gifts, but would you like to consider this matter?"
"If I worship you, there might be some bad consequences, you know?"
"If I were you, I would probably just forget it~"
Li Yuan looked very embarrassed.
Most people might think that Li Yuan has something to hide, and that would be fine.
But, how could the honorable Lord Yun Gou Shi tolerate a young official not being polite when he saw him?
Did Gou Shi sprain his waist, or did he, Gou Shi, no longer be able to lift the knife?
In the room, Yun Fugui was furious: "You little servant, stop talking about other things and come to see me, the historian!"
"In Qian Country, is there any consequence that I, Yun Fugui, cannot afford?"
"I know everyone with royal blood, and you are not a member of the royal family!"
After he got furious, he sneered and urged Li Yuan to salute.
"Even if the emperor comes today, you have to salute me!"
"If you dare to refuse, I will have you stripped of your official position!"
Li Yuan thought about it again, looked at the other person's extremely wealthy appearance, and recalled that most of the people in the city were thin.
He clasped his fists and bent them slightly forward.
He couldn't reveal his identity, so he had already politely refused. But, this was Yun Fugui's own strong request.
If this person dies suddenly, the mountain god of Huanshan cannot blame him.
There was a sudden sound of thunder in the sky above the mansion.
The people in the city all looked up, wondering where the thunder came from in broad daylight.
As soon as Li Yuan moved, Yun Fugui suddenly felt his body sink and he felt very tired for some reason.
It's like I suddenly aged twenty years.
After Li Yuan clasped his fists and bent them slightly, he realized something and straightened his body.
"It can't be bent anymore! It's already folded!"
"No matter how big the arc is, you'll be trapped in your next life!"
Li Yuan was unwilling to complete the ceremony and ended up just going through the motions.
Zhao Wanjun had no idea what nonsense he was talking about and could only apologize to Yun Fugui.
When he looked up, he saw that Yun Fugui's face suddenly had more wrinkles.
Yun Fugui was feeling unwell at the moment, and also wanted to recover his lost property, so he immediately took advantage of the situation and said:
"Hmm, that's enough. Young people just don't know better..."
"Cough cough cough..."
Yun Fugui, who suddenly looked much older, coughed softly. For some reason, he felt uncomfortable all over.
Could it be that I have been drinking too much 'flower tea' recently and am feeling weak?
Li Yuan stood at the door and curled his lips.
You're talking about me, but you're almost becoming a young man yourself!
The kind that are so young that they have to line up in circles in the underworld!