Chapter 22 Teacher Ji↘Zi↗
(Author's words: The introduction has already stated that this book is a funny book. The setting is set by the author himself, not because the author is stupid. So don't rush to put the setting in the comment section and try to convince me. For those who make bad reviews and @ me and insult me, I can only say, kid, I know you lack love in real life or are spoiled like an emperor by your parents, and you want to find a sense of existence on the Internet or want others to listen to you. OK, I got it, you do have a sense of existence, and you succeeded in making me sick. Now you can get out of this book with victory. The author welcomes everyone who likes these three games to read it. Don't like ooc funny protagonists. It doesn't matter if it's just a joke, I welcome all normal comments, and you can just leave if you're annoyed. I emphasize again that this book is a big joke, a big joke, and all the character settings and world settings are used for fun. People are different, some people like to make jokes, some people only like meticulous original settings, some people can't stand the inventory and the original protagonist, and some people like the protagonist to interrupt, which is all normal. I don't like meticulous original settings and brainless harem articles, usually I will just quit, and I won't post bad comments or insults, etc. Please pay attention to your quality, don't put family, physiological organs, etc. in the comment area, don't force me to kneel down and beg you. )
Time quickly came to the afternoon of the next day. On this day, major shocks occurred in the Bengtie World and the Bengsan World, leaving a certain cat and a certain duck confused.
As for the world of Teyvat, there are no changes for the time being, because the big head is behind.
【Kids, I'm back, did you miss me? 】
【Ling Ri: Lao Bo, I miss you. 】
[Kiana: I really wanted to, but you set the live broadcast time in the afternoon, so I will have to make up for the lessons at this hellish time in the evening. ]
[Ling Ri: That's enough. Are you guys in the Far East Demon Cave still not humane? I suggest Theresa refer to the education system of a province in China with a large number of college entrance examination candidates when treating Kiana. I have no other intentions, I just really want Kiana to improve.]
【Kiana: You are so beautiful. 】
【Theresa:……】
[Ji Zi (Beng San):...]
People in the three worlds have already treated the live broadcast room as an electronic pickle. This is true even in the world of Bengtie with a well-developed internet, not to mention Teyvat where entertainment is relatively backward.
[Okay, today's review will broadcast the 1-10th place. After this video, the live broadcast room will launch a new plot or secondary creation video]
[Continue the inventory, No. 10, Collapse of the Three Worlds, Wuliangta Jizi]
[Jizi (Honkai Impact 3): Me? ]
[Kiana: Great, it's Teacher Jizi. Let's make Teacher Jizi happy in the live broadcast room. This way I can escape from the clutches of the devil. ]
[Ling Ri: @Qiana, blatantly smashing the abacus beads onto the person's face. ]
[Theresa: After Grandpa passes the position of Bishop of Heaven's Fate to me, Jizi will be the dean of St. Freya College...]
[Jizi (Honkai Impact 3): @Kiana, when I become the new dean, I will formulate a new assessment method. Those who skip classes will be deducted points, those who do not make up for the classes will be deducted points, and those who slack off in class will also be deducted points. ]
【Kiana: I protest the above deductions. 】
[Himeko (Honkai Impact 3): Points will be deducted for protesting against the dean! ]
[Jizi (Honkai Impact 3): I don't have any other meaning, I just really want you @Kiana to improve. 】
【Kiana: Dead.】
【Star: Against the will of heaven.】
【Ying: Against the will of heaven.】
【Qingque: Against the will of heaven.】
[Fu Xuan: @Qingque, when I become a general, I will formulate a new tax law...]
【Qingque has gone offline】
【Jing Yuan:……】
……
【Murata Himeko, a Destiny A-class Valkyrie, the ace of the Far East Branch, graduated from California Institute of Technology, a student of Walter Young, once dreamed of the starry sky, but due to the collapse and the influence of her father, she became a Valkyrie under the inspiration of her former captain. At the age of 19, she underwent transformation surgery and became an A-class Valkyrie with her own efforts with low resistance to collapse. Her spirit also inspired some younger generations such as Yulandel. Now she is the captain of the Far East Branch Hyperion and a teacher at Saint Freya Academy. Her current life goal is to protect her students and find a good partner in her short life. 】
[Kiana: I didn't expect that Teacher Jizi is a top student. Isn't it a waste of talent for her to be a Valkyrie here? And Teacher Yang is actually Teacher Jizi's teacher, so should I call Teacher Yang old teacher? ]
【Teresa:←_←】
[Walter (Beng Tie) & (Beng San): ...]
[Jizi (Bengtie): The other me is really like me. No wonder Walter looked so strange when he first saw me. If there was no collapse, you might have also embarked on a journey to the starry sky like me. ]
[Yulandel: Senior Jizi is a respectable senior. 】
[Jizi (Honkai Impact 3): Oh, it doesn’t matter what happened in the past. Now I just want to be a good teacher and find the other half of my life. ]
[Ling Ri: Ahem, can you please see me? ]
[Some men: Ahem, can you see me? ]
[Ying: I think your significant other doesn’t have to be a man…]
[Xing: Two Jizi, double the happiness! ]
[Alicea: I also...]
[Theresa: Get out of here, you bunch of idiots and bitches! ]
【Ling Ri: @Teresa, do you have the nerve to criticize others? 】
【Teresa:? 】
【Jizi (Beng San): Music】
……
[Please answer the following question: It is well known that Himeko Muruta is the main force against the revived Herrscher of the Sky. What is the final outcome of Himeko Muruta? True Red Knight Eclipse.jpg]
[A. Die together with the Herrscher of the Void]
[B. Kill the Herrscher of the Void and return triumphantly]
[C. Successfully killed the Herrscher of the Void, and was saved by a cleaner who could do mid-air splits when he was on the verge of death.]
[D. Killed by the Herrscher of the Void]
[Kevin (Entity): This is, the blank key? ]
[Otto: The Red Knight Eclipse, the ultimate anti-herrscher weapon made based on the legacy of the previous civilization, was unexpectedly worn by Ms. Himeko.]
[Kevin (Love Land): ...This thing has serious side effects on ordinary people...]
[Theresa: Kiana is the resurrected Herrscher of the Sky. Since Kiana is still alive and well, then Himeko...]
[Kiana: No! Teacher Ji↗zi↘]
[Himeko (Honkai Impact 3): Kiana, I'm still alive, don't suddenly scream like a zombie! ]
【Walter (Bengtie): @Otto, get out and kneel down. 】
[Theresa: @Otto, Grandpa, Jizi is dead, you are happy now, right? You are such a cold-hearted person, I will never forgive you, never! ]
[Otto: cold sweat soybean.jpg, don't get excited, everyone, the reason I did this was to revive Kallen, now I have turned over a new leaf, my plan is to use your love for Kiana, use love to kill the Herrscher of the Sky, and create a human with the power of the Herrscher, Ms. Himeko succeeded. Although Ms. Himeko sacrificed herself, you still have me, I completely...]
[Everyone from Saint Freya + Everyone from Anti-Entropy + Walter (Broken Iron): Furious, collectively red in temperature. ]
[Walter (Bengtie): A rotten orange is a rotten orange. If you expect him to change, I tell you, it is impossible! ]
【Karen: I won’t comment.】
【Otto:cold sweat.jpg】
[Ling Ri: Am I the only one who noticed a cleaner who can do splits in the air? ]
【Xing: No, I saw it. 】
[Kiana: Who is it? It doesn't matter at all! ]
【Ling Ri:……】