Chapter 23 Adequate Funding
Iwagakure Village, Tsuchikage Building.
After several days of long journey, Deidara and others returned to the Iwagakure Village.
After listening to the mission reports of several people, Ohnoki floated up in the air with a look of surprise on his face: "Are you saying that you were the one who caused the explosion near the Hidden Mist Village a few days ago that was comparable to the Tailed Beast Ball?!"
Deidara nodded, expressing his dissatisfaction with Ohnoki's questioning tone: "I've already said that I'm right. Who else but me can create such gorgeous art!"
After getting confirmation from Deidara himself, Ohnoki was surprised and happy.
"How did you do that?!"
Deidara stretched out his hand and released his chakra, and the purple-blue nuclear fusion chakra emitted a soft light.
Mysterious and dangerous.
"This terrifying chakra is even more terrifying than that of the tailed beasts!"
Ohnoki held up a ball of nuclear fusion chakra in his hands, his eyes were fanatical. He had fought against the tailed beasts on the battlefield before, and the chakra that was like the power of heaven and earth had violent and heavy characteristics.
Although the nuclear fusion chakra in his hand does not seem violent, it is obvious that the inherent danger is far greater than the tailed beast chakra.
The only common feature is that they all have a distinct sense of weight.
Nuclear fusion energy itself has no weight, but the magical energy of chakra has a characteristic, that is, the stronger and more there is, the heavier it will appear!
Ohnoki dispersed the ball of nuclear fusion chakra, with both joy and sorrow in his eyes.
The good news is that Deidara has mutated into this powerful chakra, but the worry is that this chakra is too powerful. Once Deidara mixes it into the detonating clay...
When he thought of that scene, Ohnoki couldn't help but shudder. The clay bomb made of this mutated chakra might be able to overturn the Iwagakure Village.
"Deidara, bombs made of this kind of chakra must not be used near the village, do you understand?!" Ohnoki was more serious than ever.
Deidara waved his hands impatiently: "I'm an artist, not a lunatic. What are you afraid of?"
Ohnoki: "..."
I don't believe you, if you are not crazy, then who is crazy? Ohnoki complained madly in his heart, but did not say it out loud.
He was afraid of irritating Deidara and bombing the Iwagakure Village on impulse.
"Forget it, forget it. Just stay away from the village while you study the bomb." Ohnoki compromised helplessly, then casually flipped through the mission report and prepared to end the mission.
"Although the mission failed, after all, the other party was three ninja swordsmen present, so it was inevitable, so the village will reimburse you..."
Before he finished speaking, Deidara interrupted forcefully: "Wait a minute, you old man, who did you say failed the mission?!"
"Huh?!" Ohnoki heard Deidara's disrespectful yelling, and flew over with the mission report in hand, glaring:
"Look for yourself. You were blocked by three ninja swordsmen as soon as you sneaked into the woods near the Hidden Mist Village. It's already very good that you managed to escape. How could you have time to complete the mission? This is an exploration mission, not a combat mission!"
Deidara glared back without showing any weakness and said, “This is Kurotsuchi’s report. She and Akatsuki are not strong enough to fight against the jonin, so it’s normal that they don’t know the details of the battle.
I am different. Not only did I defeat the Ninja Swordsmen, I also took away their memories!"
Ohnoki took a deep breath and several question marks popped up above his head.
"When the hell did you learn the secret technique of peeking into memories? And that thing requires Yin escape chakra. You were born without it, and you didn't learn it later. How did you do it?!"
Deidara smiled evilly and said, "I am not proficient in this kind of secret technique, but I know a little bit about boxing and kicking."
…Everyone took a deep breath. Just beat him hard?
Ohnoki had never heard of such an outrageous thing in his entire life. What's more, the other party was a ninja born in the blood mist and a member of the Ninja Swordsmen. How could he surrender after just two beatings!
Seeing that he didn't believe it, Deidara had to ask for a mouse.
Then he carefully controlled the artificial sun in his body to release a very small amount of nuclear radiation, and the mouse was caught off guard and was sprayed with nuclear radiation in the face.
I suddenly felt exhausted, pus-filled blisters appeared all over my body, and my skin felt like wet paper, falling off in large flakes when I moved!
"this!……"
Ohnoki's eyes turned into horror as he looked at Deidara. What kind of inhumane mutated chakra was this that could actually cause a mouse to die by having its skin and flesh peeled off!
It looks like if this continues, the rat's flesh and blood will collapse and turn into a pool of pus!
"Deidara, the "fists and feet" you mentioned are this mutated chakra?!"
"That's right. Chakra is like an extension of our limbs. It makes sense to call it fists and feet!"
Reasonable, so damn reasonable!
Those few ninja swordsmen must have suffered a lot and watched the horrific scene of their skin and flesh dissolving. It is not surprising that they revealed information under such circumstances.
Little did Ōnoki know that Deidara was just talking nonsense.
The battle was so intense and fierce that he was almost dead, so he had no time to care about the interrogation.
All the memories and information were made up, but there was only one thing that was true: he really knew the situation in the Hidden Mist Village. Everyone knew what the Hidden Mist Village was like in the previous life.
It's nothing more than "Uchiha Madara" playing tricks. As to whether it's the real Madara or Obito pretending to be him, it doesn't matter.
He said this at this time because he wanted the mission to be successful. Otherwise, it would be a waste to work for so long only to reimburse the costs. The most important thing is that he still has research to do.
Ohnoki rubbed his red nose, coughed twice and said, "Since you have the means to interrogate, then tell me the intelligence about the Hidden Mist Village. The importance of the intelligence will determine the degree of mission completion."
"can."
Then Deidara took out a scroll. He had prepared it in advance. It was a meeting, so it was reasonable to prepare a PPT.
Everyone in the office was amazed. It was the first time they saw someone spread out a scroll with pictures and text when giving a mission report.
That’s right, Deidara also drew illustrations to help them better understand, and even provided various analytical insights.
Half an hour later, Deidara took a sip of the wolfberry tea in the thermos cup and said, "That's about it."
Ohnoki fell into deep thought, he was truly shocked.
During this half hour, Deidara almost told the truth about the color of underwear the Mizukage was wearing.
The Third and Fourth Mizukage were both controlled by Uchiha using illusions, and the Blood Mist Village was also instigated by that Uchiha. Then there was a Kirigakure ninja named Terumi Mei who was secretly preparing to overthrow the rule of the Fourth Mizukage and recover the Kirigakure.
When hearing this information, Ohnoki suspected that Deidara was making up information to defraud funds.
However, when I think about Deidara's mission completion rate, there is no reason to cheat on funds.
Then, the information about the Hidden Mist Village is worth further exploration.
Two generations of Mizukage were under the control of illusions. How horrifying! No wonder they did something like the Blood Mist Village to weaken their own ninja village.
"You guys go back first. I will send someone to investigate the credibility of this information later." Ohnoki looked solemn.
But since it was about Deidara's research funding, he didn't care what the old man was thinking, "You can check the authenticity of the information, but where is my funding?"
Ohnoki's face turned red with embarrassment: "You have to let me confirm the information first, what if the memories of those ninja swordsmen are false? Deidara, you are still young, there are many old perverts in society..."
He stopped talking.
Because Deidara took out a piece of detonating clay with a dangerous look on his face, and the breath coming out of it was Deidara's mutated chakra...
"Here, here, here! You bastard, you won't take any loss. I'll give you one million first, and I'll give you the other one million after I confirm the information is correct!"
Ohnoki said unhappily before pulling out a sealing scroll and throwing it to Deidara.
The latter put away the scroll and put it into his ninja tool bag with satisfaction: "This is pretty good."
"Black Earth, Red Earth, I'll take the one million taels, and the one million taels that old Tsuchikage will give you later."
"Eh?" Kurotsuchi's eyes lit up, and he looked directly at Deidara: "Great, Deidara, you're so handsome!"
The commission ratio of the team ninja is allocated according to their rank. Usually, the jonin will take the largest share, while the genin will only take a small part.
Deidara now directly gave them one million taels, and if they split it equally with Akatsuki, they could still earn 500,000 taels, which is much more than the normal distribution.
Even Chitu, who was usually honest, laughed and said that his junior brother was generous and straightforward, and had the demeanor of an artist.
Deidara rolled his eyes and scraped the black soil off his body: "Get down here, you devil girl! Hiss~ My legs!"
Hearing Deidara's scream, Kurotsuchi quickly jumped down and stuck out his tongue in embarrassment: "Private Masai Deidara, I forgot your leg was broken!"
"Heartless, help me back!"
Deidara said unhappily, his legs were in so much pain after being hung by Kurotsuchi that they were almost cramping.
Finally, with the help of Kurotsuchi, Deidara limped out of the Tsuchikage Building.