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"You're the loser. Don't think that if you look like me, I won't be willing to slap your stinky face with my tail." Jiang Fan retorted angrily.
"Tail..." The young man raised his head and looked Jiang Fan up and down, and sneered: "Is it that cute tail tied with a red rope?"
"Cute..." Jiang Fan looked back at his tail. There was indeed a red rope tied to the end, but it was the red rope Jingliu asked from Taibo. It symbolized peace and happiness, so Jingliu helped He tied it to his tail, hoping that his health would improve.
In fact, he refused at first and said that he could tie it on his wrist instead of his tail, but Jingliu just nodded slightly and said that he had other options for the red rope on his wrist.
"You know nothing!" Jiang Fan was too lazy to pay attention to him, and simply sat on the ground with his legs crossed and looked at the decoration of the palace.
To be honest, this palace is as empty as the spare wing in the mansion of the Vidyadharas. It is also empty, but this palace is not a little bigger than that wing. Even if you speak in a lowered voice, there is an echo.
"Of course I understand, because I am you and you are me. Look at your appearance. There is no trace of Dragon Master." The young man looked up at Jiang Fan.
"The dragon has a ridiculous red string tied to its tail, a cute red sachet around its neck, and a red string on its wrist. Why don't you tie a red string to the dragon's horns? Our lovely Lord Dragon." The boy. He looked Jiang Fan up and down and said the last few words very hard.
"I can't do it in my birth year. Why do you have so many things to do..." Jiang Fan curled his lips.
Of course he knew that these decorations really did not fit the image of his Dragon Lord, but these red ropes were tied by Jingliu after praying for a whole month in Taibusi. Should he refuse them just to save face? ?
And he should have no room to refuse. He has no doubt that if he refuses, the female devil Jingliu can tie him up, and then forcefully tie the red rope to his tail. The dragon horn is already his last Stubborn.
"But at least you haven't made any progress at all. You are already longing for immortality." The young man looked at Jiang Fan and chuckled.
"Don't slander me. I have no idea about immortality. The last dragon who claimed to be immortal didn't even know how he died." Jiang Fan rolled his eyes.
"Of course you are longing for immortality. Only when the immortal destiny is reborn and ignited, will fertility return to the embrace of immortality. Only then will the disadvantages of the immortal demonic body disappear. True immortality has no disadvantages." The young man said calmly. explain.
"With the immortal destiny rekindled, will the drawbacks of the demon body disappear?" Jiang Fan suddenly became energetic.
"The Herb Master is just a thief who stole power from the Immortal. Humans are stupid and believe in thieves who steal power. Therefore, the Demonic Yin Body is a curse bestowed upon them by the Immortal. Only when the Immortal is rekindled can the fake Longevity be cured."
"But...but isn't Breeding the Star God who stole the branch of immortality?"
"Historical books record that King Zhou of Shang in ancient times was a cruel and mediocre ruler. Is he really as recorded in the history books?"
"But fertility and immortality are simply not enough..."
"Do you think immortality is just about living a long life? If you want to solve the problem of Kageryu Demon's Yin body, you must rekindle the path of immortality."
"You...how did you know that I wanted to solve the problem of Jingliu Demon's Yin body? Could it be that...are you the roundworm in my stomach?" Jiang Fan felt goosebumps all over his body.
"I am not a tapeworm. You are me and I am you, so your eyes are my eyes. What you can see, there is no reason why I can't see it. But compared to your freedom, I am just here It's just hard to move in the palace, thanks to you." The young man turned his head and glanced at the limbs pierced by long nails. His expression was neither happy nor sad. There was no trapped resentment or imaginary anger, as if these He didn't take it to heart.
Jiang Fan hesitated for a while and then said cautiously: "Then when I was taking a shower, didn't you also...see everything?..."
"I have no interest in men, especially my own body. Humans are stupid, and so are you, but their stupidity is innate, and you did it on purpose." The boy's emotions fluctuated for the first time.
He smiled slightly at Jiang Fan and stretched out for a long time. With the sound of the chain shaking, Jiang Fan could see clearly that there was a tail behind him, but compared to his holy white, His tail was pure black, as black as the night.
"The time has come. It's time for you to put away your minions and play the role of a cute and cute Lord Dragon." The young man looked up at the dark ceiling. A gust of wind suddenly swept past, and the burning candle was extinguished by the wind. .
Jiang Fan lost his balance in an instant, floating up and down as if he was immersed in the sea. In a trance, it seemed as if lightning flashed through his brain, and several scattered fragments flashed ferociously... On a stormy night, In the empty palace, the crystal chandelier under the ceiling flickered. He held a long nail in his hand and pierced his limbs inch by inch, as if he didn't feel the pain. His dragon horns were ferocious, and the light in his pupils was like the sun. .
"Dragon..." Jiang Fan's consciousness fluctuated and fell into darkness.
.....
He opened his eyes suddenly, breathing heavily, as if someone had been fished out from the seabed thousands of meters deep. In front of him was Kyoryu's chin. From this angle, she was definitely a death perspective, but But it still looks good, not ugly at all.
He was lying on the ground with his head resting on Jingliu's legs. Only the two of them were left in the empty starry sky martial arts field. The sun was shining warmly on his body, which made him feel that he was still alive.
"Are you awake?" Jingliu lowered his head and looked at him.
"How about I sleep a little longer?" Jiang Fan rubbed his eyes and said that he was about to turn over and close his eyes to sleep again.
"Of course, unless you forget that you are a witness this afternoon." Jingliu said softly.
"Witness? Why didn't I know?" Jiang Fan was startled.
"You should still remember the wedding banquet held by your Mingdhidharma people and the Immortals. You were flattered by Boss Ang and you patted your chest to show that you would definitely be there." Jingliu glanced at him, "Of course... I hope you will go. The reason is simple...to learn how they get married."
"To learn the wedding process."
Chapter 79 Isn’t this right?
"No... I'm not the witness? Why are you asking me to put on the wedding robe? Are you kidding? I haven't reached the age specified by Xianzhou yet, right? Can this make me mentally prepared in advance? ..Will you let me drink a glass of wine into the bridal chamber this time?"
Jiang Fan stood by the fence on the second floor of the courtyard, looking at the hall full of people below, then looking down at the wedding robe he was wearing, and couldn't stop muttering.
An hour ago, when he and Jingliu had just stepped into this classic old house, they were caught off guard by the oncoming fireworks and ribbons. Before he could ask about the work related to the wedding witnesses, he was greeted by three girls. Holding hands all the way to a bedroom on the second floor.
Even Jingliu, who never allowed any girls to approach him in the past, acquiesced to the actions of these three women. Facing Jiang Fan's helpless back being dragged away, she just nodded lightly and followed silently. Other rooms.
And the three women were like little girls who had found a new toy, happily gesturing on Jiang Fan with various wedding robes, especially one of the red-haired women, openly poking his dragon horns, and with other... A chestnut-haired woman also started poking unscrupulously, exclaiming that Master Long Zun was really the cutest creature. Another red-haired fox-human woman was more sensible and just sat aside and watched quietly.
Jiang Fan squinted his eyes the whole time and let them gesture with various wedding robes on his body. When they asked him to raise his hands, he raised his hands. When they asked him to turn around, he turned around and used the maroon Vidyadhara to What the tribe woman said is that she is today’s bride. Does Master Longzun want to bully the younger ones and ruin this festive atmosphere?
Although the two women were chattering like two birds making noise together, their aesthetics were still quite good. Standing in front of the full-length mirror, he really had a bit of a handsome young man's demeanor. The only thing that made Jiang Fan feel It's a pity that my pair of dragon horns are a little short, otherwise it would be more domineering.
"Don't worry! Our Lord Longzun, your job as a witness is very simple." The chestnut-haired woman patted Jiang Fan on the shoulder, not knowing how to write the words neither big nor small.
"Do the witnesses also need to wear wedding robes? For those who don't know, you think I'm the groom, right?" Jiang Fan looked down at his bright red and gold wedding robe and couldn't help but mutter.
He had met the groom not long ago, and his expression was almost the same as when he was angry. He looked at people coldly, as if the whole world owed them millions of dollars. He was polite at the time and bowed slightly and called Lord Dragon, but his attitude was not really good. It was not until the chestnut-haired woman whispered two words in his ear that he nodded in realization.
No wonder he always had a cold face. It turned out that he was not pretending to be cool, but that his face was paralyzed. It seemed that when he called himself Lord Dragon, his expression showed a forced smile. It was really difficult for him.
"Don't worry, all the wedding witnesses in Luofu are dressed like this. Lord Longzun, you are not experienced in the world, so of course you don't know." The red-haired woman nodded matter-of-factly.
"Really or not..." Jiang Fan glanced at the two groomsmen who came out of the room, and then realized that they were wearing red robes that were one level lower than him, the witness. Looking at the entire wedding scene, His dazzling robe was one of a kind, almost comparable to the groom's wedding robe.
"No, those two are the best men, right? I, the witness, is dressed more eye-catching than the two of them?" Jiang Fan pointed at the golden lion king leaning against the fence and the slightly agitated man, and raised his head suspiciously. Look at them.
"Because you are Lord Dragon, of course you have to dress in a higher standard, otherwise what will happen if you break the etiquette?" The red-haired woman nodded seriously.
Isn’t it bad etiquette to wear a wedding robe as a witness? Jiang Fan muttered in his heart, but before he could say anything, a melodious ancient bell echoed in the ancient house, and the originally noisy hall gradually became quiet, as if it was a precursor to the wedding.
At this time, a tall man trotted upstairs and stood in front of him, showing a smile that he thought was chic and charming.
"Lord Longzun, the wedding is about to begin. I will help you go downstairs. Slowly, slowly, be careful of the stairs. Don't worry, even if you fall, I will stand up and become your human mattress." The man patted his chest. There was a loud noise in the sky, and he uttered bold words with great determination, and carefully helped Jiang Fan go downstairs.
At that moment, Jiang Fan suddenly had the urge to recruit this guy to join the Ming Clan as his personal bodyguard. Regardless of his strength, his willingness to serve others was enough for him to pat this guy on his back. She shouldered the title of junior chamberlain.
The wedding hall was quiet. The wedding guests sat under the curved dome in the hall. A huge tree-shaped chandelier hung in the center of the dome. Each leaf was a small light bulb. The off-white walls All kinds of bright red roses were hung on it, and happy words were plastered all over every corner.
The strong man was holding a red tray filled with candies and stood beside Jiang Fan with his waist slightly bent. The smile on his face was almost overflowing. The reason was that Jiang Fan saw that this guy's service was in place, and he was really a little guilty and couldn't do anything. I stuffed him with a few tips, but I didn't expect this guy to be even more attentive. I wanted to stick a note on my face with the words 'I am Lord Long Zun's eagle dog'.
"That Fen...Xiao Fenzi, where is Jingliu? Why is she missing?" Jiang Fan chewed strawberry candy and looked around but could not find Jingliu.
"Lord Hui Longzun, Miss Jingliu must be with the bridesmaids. You should see her soon." Xiao Fenzi straightened her chest and raised her head, smiling flatteringly.
Jiang Fan nodded slightly. At this time, the sound of high-heeled shoes clicking came from the stairs upstairs from far to near. He subconsciously looked up, wanting to see if the wedding robes of the groom and the bride could cover his brilliance. He even clapped softly subconsciously.
Red high heels, straight and slender legs hidden under the red and gold wedding gown, proud body curves, and a cold and beautiful side face... Why does this face look familiar... This is more than just familiar. !
At this time, a beam of light suddenly fell from the sky and shone on Jiang Fan, whose hands were clapping while his movements paused in mid-air, illuminating his slightly dull face.
At the same time, Xiao Fenzi's mean voice echoed in his ears. To be precise, it should have echoed in the ears of everyone in the wedding banquet hall.
"The engagement ceremony between Lord Jiang Fan and General Jingliu has officially begun! Let us give you a warm round of applause! To the two newlyweds!"
This...isn't this right? ..Does Master Long know? ..Why don’t I, the client, know? ..Do I agree? ..its not right! Why did it become an engagement ceremony between him and Jingliu!
Jiang Fan subconsciously raised his head to look at Jingliu, but found that her eyes were also looking in his direction. The moment their eyes met, everything was silent, as if the world had become quiet. At this time, the corners of Jingliu's mouth curled up slightly. A smile appeared, making him lose consciousness for a moment.
The four words "Doomed" seemed to fall from the sky on his dragon's horns... You can't escape her pursuit, but you can't fly without wings...
"The overbearing Kyoryu fell in love with me" "Where is the Dragon Lord running away" "Me and my Dragon Lord little husband" "My Dragon Lord husband can't be so cute" "My General's wife can't be so cute"... .In an instant, Jiang Fan was stunned.
Chapter 80 Wife Baolong
Jiang Fan stood silently on the high platform of the stairs. He looked up and saw the beaming faces of the guests. Turning around, he saw Jingliu in a wedding robe. The paralyzed man and the lawless little dragon girl were drinking a glass of wine together under Xiao Fenzi's speech. , and now his mind is still in a mess, full of things about Xianzhou regulations and legal age.
He felt that he was probably deceived, or sold to put it mildly. The transformation from a witness to one of the protagonists of the wedding was so intense that he was still thinking about Long Sheng.
According to the lifespans of the Vidyadharas and Immortals, he and Jingliu have not even completed one-third of their life journey, or in other words, he and Jingliu have just stepped onto the road to youth.
The Xianzhou people of the same age were still studying and testing each other with the people they liked, but he and Jingliu directly entered the final stage of adulthood on Hot Wheels and Star Cha, which was the name. A grave for marriage.
To be honest, of course he has thoughts about Jingliu. If he doesn't care about his childhood sweetheart, should he wait for Huang Mao to harvest it?
But the progress was so fast, skipping the process of falling in love, leaving him with nowhere to put the confession that represented youth in his imagination. It was like he was just ready to go out to conquer and make achievements, but the next second the imperial decree Here we are, promoting you to marshal and rewarding you with ten thousand gold.
Moreover, Xiao Fenzi's flattery skills are really good. He speaks like a general of Jingliu and a Lord of Dragons. He is a Lord of Dragons, but the official position of Jingliu is only a small commander. Those who don't know better think he is. The high-ranking general staged a grand scene of marriage with the emperor's relatives.
He was just thinking wildly in his mind when someone pushed him lightly on his shoulder, and Jingliu's voice came to his ear: "Smile."
Jiang Fan raised his head and twitched the corners of his mouth, revealing a forced smile: "Jingliu, have we really reached the legal age for marriage?"
"Engagement, not marriage." Jingliu turned around and straightened his clothes, correcting him softly.
"I thought we were going to have a wedding tonight... That would be a bit soon. I think it would be better to talk to Master Long and the others in advance, otherwise those old men will be nagging in my ears about etiquette and etiquette. Behave yourself!" Jiang Fan murmured softly, obviously disappointed that he couldn't have a wedding tonight.
"You are Shi Baolong." Jingliu patted the corner of his clothes angrily, "Are you the Dragon Master or are they the Dragon Master?"
Jiang Fan was silent and didn't say anything, thinking to himself that you never thought of me as Dragon Lord. When I first met you, I thought you were a fairy who didn't eat the fireworks of the world. Who knew that you would make a 180-degree turn later? He became a female devil, a ruthless person who could pull the dragon scales off his tail with his bare hands.
"Of course, you can be my wife, Baolong. Even if you are Dragon Lord, it doesn't matter. In my eyes, you are just Jiang Fan, not Dragon Lord." Jingliu turned him around and helped him adjust his collar.
When she said this, she lowered her head, and her long silver bangs hung down to block her eyes, so Jiang Fan couldn't see her expression.
.....
"Here, wedding candy, do you want me to feed you?" Jiang Fan untied the strings on both sides of the candy coating and handed the candy in his hand to the young man who was hanging in the air.
"Trash, you are actually being played by a woman. It is a disgrace to me. You are simply hopeless..." The young man squinted his eyes and snorted. Before he could finish his words, the candy Jiang Fan stuffed it into his mouth.
"Okay, okay, okay, okay." Jiang Fan tore open a bag of candies, picked up one and held it in his mouth, saying perfunctorily, "A dragon who can't eat grapes will say sour grapes."
"Ha... I'm not like a stupid dragon like you, who can be manipulated by a little girl."
"Then you are so powerful, you should have many wives, right?" Jiang Fan licked his lips and put another candy into his mouth.
The young man remained silent and did not speak. He just glanced at him lightly, then looked back at the chains that locked his limbs. What he wanted to express was beyond words.
"Have you been locked here for many years?" Jiang Fan swallowed the candy in his mouth, walked to his side and tugged on the chains. They were not as heavy as he imagined. On the contrary, they were as light as coarse linen ropes, as if It looks like it can be cut with scissors.
"You can say that I grew up watching you wear crotchless pants." The young man glanced at him lightly.
"So you are another me? The one who will destroy the fairy boat if you release it?... Hiss..." Jiang Fan picked up his tail and hit the chain hard. Not only did the light, coarse hemp rope-like chain not break, When he opened it, the shock caused his tail to hurt. It hurt so much that he wanted to hug his tail and blow in a few breaths.
"Destroy the fairy boat? A mere fairy boat is as insignificant as an ant to me. How can a small fairy boat carry my power?" The young man looked down at Jiang Fan with a pained expression on his face, and frowned slightly as he grinned. .
"You are so awesome, how can you be trapped here? Why don't you say that you can hunt the Star Gods all over the ground with your tail and look for teeth?" Jiang Fan gently rubbed his tail and took a breath of air.
"The master is cowardly. He has put away his minions and wants to be a carefree and cute Dragon Lord. What can I do to you?" The young man seemed to be very leisurely and did not urge him to leave like the previous times. go.
"So what's your name? Is it me?" Jiang Fan was also willing to chat with him. Regarding the so-called second personality, he had heard similar stories from storytellers, and they were basically the ones who came out to destroy the world. .