Chapter 29: Good-looking men can deceive even ghosts

Chapter 29: Good-looking men can deceive even ghosts

Chapter 29: Good-looking men can deceive even ghosts

Xiaoyu pounced on Tan Wenjie and went straight for his mouth with her ghost claws.

The angry roar raised a wisp of dust.

Tan Wenjie could feel the flow of negative energy in the floating dust.

Machete sent out.

The ghost claw collided with the blade, and the evil spirit enhanced the steel blade and chopped Xiaoyu's ghost claw into a ghost mist.

"What a fierce knife!" Xiaoyu quickly stepped back to dodge.

She seldom fights with others, but she also knows that Taoists and monks among humans have magical instruments that can restrain demons and monsters. Apart from these, there are weapons. The more people they kill, the sharper the weapons become.

I don’t know how many people have been killed by the knife in Tan Wenjie’s hand, and I don’t know how many heinous crimes the people who died under the knife had to have committed to make the knife so ferocious. In Xiaoyu’s eyes, the knife is even more terrifying than some Taoists’ peach wood swords.

Tan Wenjie took off the package and took out Qian Zhenren's demon-subduing suit.

Although these things cannot be brought into the [Secret Realm] world, they can still be used in this world.

Peach wood sword, Bagua mirror, red candle, yellow talisman, Red Boy figurine, Lu Dongbin figurine, Subduing Tiger Arhat figurine, etc.

Tan Wenjie has never invited the above-mentioned gods, so he is not sure whether they can be invited or not. It seems that they will not give him face if they have not communicated with him. One must give a heads-up before inviting the gods. Otherwise, if they refuse to cooperate, it would be like inviting a living god to cause more trouble than good.

Master Qian had accumulated a lifetime's supply of magic to exorcise demons, and each time he used it he intended to throw it all away at once, as he couldn't take it with him anyway, and it might expire if he didn't use it.

Xiaoyu looked at Tan Wenjie who suddenly took out a pile of things and felt even more frightened.

Just that thick stack of yellow talismans thrown directly at you could almost kill you.

Looking at Tan Wenjie again, he held a peach wood sword in his left hand and a machete in his right hand. A red candle was lit, a yellow talisman was stuffed on his belt, an eight-diagram mirror was hung on his chest, and he was wearing a tattered Taoist robe with yellow talismans sewn on it and spells painted on it. It seemed as if his whole body was covered with thorns, making it impossible for ghosts to attack him.

Xiaoyu tentatively stretched out her hair to ask for life.

As soon as it touched, it was exploded by golden light, and then a knife cut it off, cutting off the hair.

"rua——" Xiaoyu raised her paws and slowly circled around Tan Wenjie.

Tan Wenjie wanted to poke out with his sword finger, but stopped the idea because the damage was not enough to avoid wasting mana. He wanted to use palm thunder again, but remembered that the wound from his previous bite had not healed yet. It was hard to say whether he could successfully repel the enemy if he bit his finger again. It might get infected and it would be quite painful. It was not necessary to risk his life.

The two long-range attack methods were banned and Tan Wenjie didn't even think about killing the ghost desperately, so the two sides fell into a stalemate.

Flying enemies are really difficult to deal with. When he raises his knife and tries to close the distance, Xiaoyu will immediately float backwards, always maintaining a safe distance.

After the initial battle with Xiaoyu, Tan Wenjie has discovered the shortcomings of his "Single Ghost Survival Kit".

You can only be a turtle, and the enemy can't catch up even if they want to run.

Long-range attack methods and strong control methods are necessary to ensure that the enemy cannot escape.

Letting the enemy escape is not conducive to survival. It is most likely that the villains will attract the older ones by beating the younger ones. The enemy's escape will only increase the difficulty of survival. Only by killing the enemy and grinding his bones to ashes and then reincarnating him as a dragon can you succeed in survival.

Thinking of this, Tan Wenjie sat on the chair and said, "Xiaoyu, I think there is a misunderstanding between us."

Xiaoyu: "What's the misunderstanding? You're wearing these things and riding around outside. Aren't you just trying to trick ghosts and catch them?"

You can't cut me, so you start saying it's a misunderstanding? It's not that easy!
Tan Wenjie said: "Because it's easy to run into ghosts at night, I have to protect myself. Look, I bumped into you."

He admitted that he was conducting a sting operation, but some fools took the bait.

If Xiaoyu followed the rule that humans and ghosts have different paths, how could she have been deceived?

Xiaoyu: "You..."

Tan Wenjie added, "You were the first to attack me. I was just defending myself! Otherwise, we would have just been drinking tea and singing songs, and then talked about the part of committing suicide. Of course, that's impossible."

The relationship between them is not impossible because humans and ghosts are on different paths, but because of ugliness.

He couldn't accept Xiaoyu's death with half of her face rotten. He was not picky, but the minimum standard for a female ghost was to be at the level of Joey Wong and Cherie Chung. Moreover, he rejected beauty and filters. Xiaoyu's prickly and ghost-like appearance was her original appearance.

Promise yourself?

Xiaoyu glared at Tan Wenjie. Just based on what he said just now, it was impossible for her to pledge herself to him. Besides, how could a female ghost pledge herself to him just because someone else took her home on a bike? Did she really think she was a lustful female ghost? !

She also talks about feelings. Handsomeness is only one of the basic conditions, accounting for about 70%... 90%. Personality is also very important.

"Well, I'll forgive you for trying to harm me today, but," Tan Wenjie said, "I want to know if there are any evil ghosts or zombies around."

"What do you want to do?" Xiaoyu asked vigilantly.

Tan Wenjie said: "Subdue the demons and monsters."

With such a cumbersome suit, can't you tell that I'm a professional ghost hunter? This shouldn't be the case.

"Impossible, I won't help you!" Xiaoyu refused without thinking.

The other party actually wanted me to be a spy and betray the devil, and I will never be able to hold my head up in the underworld again.

"I will ask Qiu Sheng where your grave is." said Tan Wenjie.

"What do you want to do?"

"Don't worry, I'm not threatening you."

Xiaoyu stared at Tan Wenjie's face for a long time, then pulled away and flew away, leaving only one sentence: "No matter how you threaten me, I will never cooperate with you!"

"I've already said this is not a threat. I can help you contact the underworld to ask when you will be reincarnated. It would be great to be a human again. Find a handsome boy and grow up together hand in hand. And you can also accumulate good karma by helping me exorcise demons. Hey, are you really leaving?"

Tan Wenjie stood up. His Taoist robe was covered with dust without him knowing when. He stood up and shook it gently, and the dust fell off the yellow Taoist robe with yellow talismans sewn on it.

If there are two people who are good at causing trouble in "Mr. Vampire", they must be Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai.

When it comes to reliability, the female ghost Xiaoyu is definitely at the top of the list. She and Qiu Sheng have basically never communicated, and she is purely lustful, but she is willing to risk her soul to save people.

How could a normal female ghost be invited by someone to give herself to him after eating a stick of incense and still say she is not lustful?

Although the small head controls the big head, Xiaoyu is still quite reliable.

If it is a matter of reincarnation, the other party should be more reliable. It is not as comfortable as being a human to do such things as a ghost. Ghosts cannot produce hormones, so it is estimated that there will only be mental pleasure but no physical happiness.

The ghost-covering-the-eyes trick had lost its effect, and Tan Wenjie didn't care about the dilapidated environment around him. He had seen worse places. There were just more spider webs here and no dog poop, so it wasn't that bad.

Tan Wenjie didn't take off his clothes. He pushed the cart out of the dilapidated house wearing all his belongings. He stopped at the door and said to the air: "Think about it carefully. This is a secret between the two of us. You'd better not tell anyone. I know where your grave is!"

That's called a threat.

Xiaoyu, who was hiding on the roof and watching Tan Wenjie leave, gritted her teeth. She didn't expect to get into such a big trouble just because of her momentary curiosity.

I shouldn't have listened to the song if I had known this.

She wanted to wait for Tan Wenjie to take off his clothes and then beat him to a pulp, but she didn't expect Tan Wenjie to be so cautious as to not take off his clothes.

But she was a little moved by what Tan Wenjie said. How could a ghost not want to reincarnate as a human? Being a ghost may seem free and easy, but it actually has many restrictions. It would also be uncomfortable to sleep in a grave.

There are also many lonely ghosts and evil spirits making the environment very bad.

Besides, she also wants to bask in the sun.

"This person can't be trusted!" Xiaoyu immediately came to her senses, and watching Tan Wenjie riding away on his bike, she thought to herself that it was a close call, she almost fell for Tan Wenjie's sweet words!

A good-looking man can even deceive ghosts.

(End of this chapter)