Chapter 29 The Ambitious God of Liangshan
Leaving Anshan again, Li Yuan changed direction.
He crossed the vast Gobi Desert and floated towards the south of Anshan.
Once you leave the desert and Gobi, forests gradually become more numerous.
There are towering mountains, stunning gorges and dangerous waterfalls, and all kinds of beautiful scenery.
The trip to Qianguo made Li Yuan realize that if he traveled more often, he might be able to get many things that were not available in Anshan.
Since the mortal has nothing in his hands, can’t he blackmail other mountain gods... ahem, ask them for it... ahem, make a deal?
The story of the mountain god of Huanshan gave him inspiration.
Li Yuan's idea is very simple. Anshan now only has basic funds, which is not enough for development, so he will go to work for other mountain gods!
Work and collect high wages!
What, you don’t give me a chance to work and earn money?
I, the mountain god of Anshan, won’t tolerate that. I won’t leave your place!
Since you think I'm a troublemaker, I'll use this trouble to do something good!
Only when there are more good things can I concentrate on developing my farming plan in Anshan!
Li Yuan was thinking about his grand plans for the future.
This strange world was somewhat similar to the Earth. During this trip, Li Yuan ran to a place called Liangshan.
There is indeed a vast body of water near Liangshan.
When paying homage to the mountain god of Liangshan, Li Yuan kept looking into the mountain god's temple.
"Are you sure you don't have 108 Liangshan heroes here?"
The Liangshan Mountain God's face turned black:
"You're asking for the third time! No, no!"
"I am a mountain god. My true form is a mountain vine. I like female vines and don't like men in the world!"
The spirited old man grabbed Li Yuan by the collar, gritting his teeth.
Li Yuan scratched his head: "Okay, but there really is no Black Whirlwind Li Kui, Timely Rain Song..."
Bang!
The mountain god of Liangshan couldn't help but hit Li Yuan on the head.
Li Yuan's eyes widened: "What do you mean? Do you want to fight?"
"I'm telling you, you're bullying the New God. Be careful or I'll sue you!"
The Liangshan Mountain God had a distorted face: "I said, I don't like men's sexuality in the world!"
"Ah, bah, I don't like any male style!"
"The mountain temple can't hide the 108 heroes you mentioned!"
"If you keep talking about this, I'll get mad at you!"
Looking at the old man's flushed face, Li Yuan touched his head and muttered:
"If you weren't more loyal than me, I would have to pay you back for what you did..."
The situation is stronger than the person, and the power of the Liangshan mountain god is much stronger than Li Yuan.
Fortunately, this old guy is not as hostile to Li Yuan as Lao Deng from Huanshan.
After some commotion, the mountain god of Liangshan invited Li Yuan to talk in the bamboo forest in the mountain, and also understood the purpose of Li Yuan's "traveling" in his territory.
He looked sideways with a look of disdain on his face: "So, you are here to steal my stuff?"
Li Yuan scratched his head shyly: "You can't say that. I'm working, and I have to get paid for my work..."
"If you help me work, I will give you one thousand taels of silver." The mountain god of Liangshan snorted coldly.
Li Yuan's expression changed, and he took the hand of the Liangshan Mountain God: "Lao Deng, what you said is wrong."
"I am a mountain god after all, why would I need money from the mortal world?"
"I want spiritual seedlings, spiritual stones and spiritual jade! I want treasures from the immortals, I want to fly a plane, I want a TV, I want a CD player... Don't be too greedy!"
Li Yuan started singing as he spoke.
The God of Liangshan: Crazy.
"What do you mean by this 'new word'?" The mountain god of Liangshan didn't want to pay attention to the sick boy and asked curiously about this 'new word'.
Li Yuan touched his chin: "Hmm..."
"As one grows older, his aspirations reach the sky."
“Hence the name Lao Deng.”
The eyes of the Liangshan Mountain God lit up slightly: "I didn't expect that you, a boy, are quite cultured!"
"Yes, I am the Lao Deng you mentioned!"
"I am the mountain god of Liangshan. I am getting stronger with age, and my ambition is to ascend to heaven!"
"One day, I will become a high-level immortal resident in the immortal world!"
The mountain god of Liangshan has his hands behind his back, with a resolute face beneath his pale hair and beard.
The corners of Li Yuan's mouth twitched imperceptibly.
"Great!" He clapped his hands. "I'm voting for this passionate show for the elderly!"
The mountain god of Liangshan looked him over and snorted, "If you talk less nonsense, I'd really appreciate it!"
"The word Lao Deng you mentioned is fresh and really reflects my lofty ambitions!"
Li Yuan didn't know what to say, so he just pretended to be excited and gave a thumbs up.
The mountain god of Liangshan was very pleased:
"Since you respect me so much, I am willing to give you a chance."
Li Yuan's body trembled: "I want them all!"
The mountain god of Liangshan blinked his eyes and said, "I haven't said anything yet!"
Li Yuan waved his hand nonchalantly: "No matter what spiritual object it is, I want it all!"
"So poor?" The Liangshan Mountain God was surprised.
“You’re really that poor!”
Li Yuan sneered.
His poverty was beyond the imagination of these mountain gods!
As the saying goes: Poverty limits my imagination.
After all, the thinking of these mountain gods in the other world is restricted by their wealth!
The mountain god of Liangshan was speechless for a long while.
"We all know that your blessing from being ordained as a god was swallowed up after the incident at the Ten Thousand Immortals Conference, but there's no need to be so thirsty..."
This time it was Li Yuan's turn to grit his teeth:
"If I find out which bastard took my newcomer benefits, I will kill him!"
The mountain god of Liangshan was startled and quickly covered Li Yuan's mouth.
"Be careful with your words, be careful with your words."
How powerful is the person up there? How could little mountain gods like them guess?
What if someone is listening?
Li Yuan was filled with resentment.
If someone hadn't taken away his blessings, would Anshan have been half dead for so many years?
Why has he been an unknown person for so many years?
At the Assembly of Ten Thousand Immortals, did he need to cry, make a fuss, and even threaten to hang himself?
I, the mountain god Anshan, am a kind-hearted creature at heart, okay!
After a conversation, Li Yuan felt that he got along quite well with the mountain god of Liangshan.
As for Lao Deng, as long as you praise him and brag about him, you and him will be good friends.
"Mr. Liangshan, you and I have a very pleasant conversation. Why don't we become sworn brothers?" Li Yuan bowed.
At this time, the green bamboos in the mountains were shedding their leaves. Two people, one old and one young, were sitting in the bamboo forest, with immortal looks and charm, which looked quite otherworldly.
The mountain god of Liangshan thought for a moment and asked, "What do you mean by this?"
Li Yuan smiled slightly:
"You and I are sworn brothers, and that means we are two. As long as we find 2 more heroes, we can have 106 Liangshan heroes..."
"roll!"
The mountain god of Liangshan roared angrily, waved his sleeves, and teleported Li Yuan directly down the mountain.
Li Yuan was still chattering when he suddenly found himself at the foot of the mountain.
A stream of immortal power wrapped in a voice floated over and entered Li Yuan's ears.
"Recently, there are signs of evil spirits causing chaos in the county town at the foot of the mountain."
"You kid, help me investigate this evil thing!"
"I am old now, and I only wish to cultivate to heaven, and do not want to travel."
"If you can solve the evil spirit issue, I will give you a hundred spiritual stones and a thousand kilograms of spiritual soil in exchange!"
After listening to this, Li Yuan responded with his immortal power:
"Hey! Thousands of pounds of spiritual soil are scattered on the top of my Anshan Mountain, but I can't even lay a layer!"
"You are so ambitious, you can't be so stingy!"
"It's dangerous to face evil spirits. Can we add a little more?"
"I don't want more, how about 100,000 kilograms of spiritual soil?"
After a long while, the god of Liangshan Mountain finally sent back a message:
"Get out of here!"
Li Yuan shook his head and walked down Liangshan leisurely.
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The ninth heaven, the highest point.
The bored Emperor of Heaven was fiddling with the memorial, his jade crown slightly tilted and his robes a little messy.
"Ever since the Heavenly Palace became stable, it has been so boring..." The Emperor of Heaven sighed.
He has accomplished all the important things that should be done in his eternal life.
Now that the Three Realms are at peace, all the gods and immortals are performing their duties and supervising on behalf of Heaven, and there is nothing to keep the Emperor of Heaven busy.
Every day he would taste the delicacies of the gods, play with the strange beasts of heaven and earth, whisper sweetly to the Queen Mother, or have a good sleep without any worries.
Life is really boring.
Somehow, the Emperor of Heaven suddenly remembered the little immortal who cried miserably at the Assembly of All Immortals more than a hundred years ago.
"It's better..."
There was a gleam of excitement in the eyes of this great Lord Heavenly Emperor.
After being in a high position for so long, it’s time to see it for yourself.
Look at these three realms, are they as peaceful and stable as described in the memorials?