Chapter 33: Scumbag, Xueer, and Face Slapping
"Xue'er, don't be like this. Fairy Li and I are just more than friends but less than lovers."
"Little Junior Sister, put down your sword quickly. You are my only Junior Sister. The others are all my sisters!"
"Master, you have to believe me, my heart is always in Qiongming Peak, I just went to Xiaozhu Peak as a guest!"
In the fog, all kinds of swords were flying around Ning Changge.
Various human faces appeared on the sword.
They listened to Ning Changge's talking in his sleep, and their minds were filled with black lines.
This guy looks gentle and honest on the surface, but I didn't expect him to be so philandering in his heart!
hetui, scumbag!
"Sister, are you mistaken? With the condition he is in, he probably won't even be able to pass the first level." Hei Laogui said with disgust.
On the sword, a charming and beautiful face immediately retorted: "Old Black Ghost, you are just an ugly person! Who said that people can only have one Taoist partner?!"
From the pitch-black sword, the old black ghost snorted coldly:
"Hmph! Don't blame me for not reminding you, Fox Fourth Lady. This matter is very important, don't deliberately let this pretty boy off at the first level!"
"Bullshit! Even though this young man looks very much like me, I still know my limits!" Fox Si Niang cursed back unceremoniously.
After hearing Fox Si Niang's assurance, Hei Laogui finally nodded in relief: "That's good to know."
He had seen Fox Si Niang's charm, and no one could resist it except his eldest sister!
As for this playboy, I guess he can't last even a second. I really don't know why the elder sister chose him?
"Okay, Si Niang, let's get started."
The eldest sister that everyone was talking about suddenly spoke slowly.
The voice is soft and sweet, like the sound of nature, which makes people intoxicated by it.
As the voice fell, Ning Changge, who was sleeping soundly on the grass, suddenly moved his eyelids slightly, as if he was about to wake up.
"Yes, eldest sister."
Pink mist suddenly emanated from the sword blade on which Fox Si Niang's face appeared.
In a short while, Ning Changge's entire body was covered.
But some mist passed through the layers of fog in the "Sword Tomb" and ran to a room in the attic on the top floor of the Sword Burial Villa.
The swords that were flying around Ning Changge earlier had already moved far away, for fear of being contaminated by a trace of mist.
This is an illusion that is said to be so deep that even Mahayana monks can fall into it. I wonder if this lucky boy can hold on for a while.
......
"Ha~ It feels like I just fell asleep, how come it's dawn so soon."
Ning Changge was sleepy, covering his lips with one hand and yawning.
He didn't know how long he slept. He only remembered that in his dream, he seemed to have come to a place full of people. They were chattering and he couldn't tell what they were talking about.
"However, there is a sister with a really beautiful voice, just like a yellow oriole singing in a valley." Ning Changge muttered to himself as he recalled the voice he heard before waking up.
"Ning Lang, what are you talking about? Isn't Xue'er's voice nice?"
"Before the wedding last night, you said Xue'er was your only treasure, but now you..."
"Wuuuu~ Ning Lang, you are an unfaithful man!" Suddenly, a sobbing sound interrupted Ning Changge's thoughts.
He just felt that the crying was very close, as if it was right next to his ear.
Ning Changge turned his head in confusion, only to see a woman crying lying beside him.
The woman was none other than Lu Qingxue from Xiaozhu Peak!
"Fuck! Who are you?"
"What do you want to do? Don't come over here!"
The next second, fear appeared in Ning Changge's eyes. He suddenly jumped up from the bed and screamed.
"Ning Lang, I'm Xue'er! Your junior sister Xue! Wuuuuu~~~" Hearing Ning Changge say that he didn't know her, Lu Qingxue on the bed cried even harder.
Her eyes were red and tears were flowing from her eyes.
Ning Changge looked at her pitiful appearance, with a hint of surprise in his eyes: Wasn't he and Lu Qingxue resting in Zangjian Villa, preparing to go to Liuyun City early tomorrow morning?
But as soon as this thought came to his mind, the pink mist from the outside world rushed into Ning Changge's body, instantly interrupting his surprise.
At the same time, a voice suddenly emerged from the deepest part of my heart:
Lu Qingxue, she is your first wife, your only Taoist partner, you love her very much!
Subconsciously, a sound came out of Ning Changge's mouth, as if he had been saying it for two and a half years.
"Xue'er?"
"Woo woo~ I knew Ning Lang wouldn't forget Xue'er. Ning Lang must be so happy that he has some amnesia!"
Hearing the word "Xue'er", Lu Qingxue burst into tears of joy.
She ran off the bed, wearing only a bellyband embroidered with lilies, revealing her white body.
(ps: Don’t worry, people outside can only see Ning Changge’s reaction, no one else can see it!)
Without giving Ning Changge time to react, Lu Qingxue and the ball instantly crashed into Ning Changge's arms.
"Coach, she committed a foul and hit someone while dribbling the ball!" Before Ning Changge could feel how big the thunder was, an extremely tempting voice suddenly came.
"Ning Lang, I want you to love me!"
Lu Qingxue raised her head slightly, her beautiful eyes gleaming with tears as she gazed at Ning Changge lovingly, a fatal temptation emanating from her red lips.
Ning Changge lowered his head and looked at Lu Qingxue, whose arms were filled with holy light, and he felt his whole body getting hot.
Especially when the words "love me" came out, the blood in my body boiled instantly!
Without any hesitation, Ning Changge carried Lu Qingxue in his arms like a princess, and then walked towards the big bed step by step.
As she got closer and closer to the big bed, Lu Qingxue's face turned red with shame. After a moan, she dared not raise her head again.
And it was precisely because of this that Lu Qingxue did not discover:
At this moment, Ning Changge had a disdainful smile on his face.
......
The outside world is in the fog.
Everyone looked at Ning Changge's reaction, sighed, and shook their heads in disappointment.
Although they didn't know what kind of illusion Fox Sanniang had set up, they could only see Ning Changge's movements.
But judging from the pig-like look on Ning Changge's face at the moment, one could tell that he was about to sink into it.
"I said, this pretty boy won't do! Look, it's only been a few seconds!"
Hei Laogui jumped out immediately, his tone full of sarcasm.
"This kid's character is really not good."
"Qingyun Immortal Sect is really going backwards as time goes by!"
In the sword tomb, many flying swords received unfavorable comments.
"This...this shouldn't be happening?"
Fox Si Niang was confused by Ning Changge's action.
Just now, this young man almost woke up instantly. If she hadn't cast a spell in time, Ning Changge would have woken up long ago.
But now, why is he doing this?
How weird!
"Fox Fourth Lady, it seems that you really didn't let me off."
The black ghost pointed at the broken sword in front of him, slightly bending the tip of the sword, and said:
"Sister, I'd say you're definitely mistaken."
"A pretty boy like him probably can't even get the most common sword in the sword tomb."
"How could this be your destined person?!"
Canjian didn't say anything, but continued to stare at Ning Changge in the illusion with his beautiful eyes.
Seeing this, a trace of anger flashed in the eyes of Hei Laogui. It is obviously this pretty boy who is not good enough, but you refuse to admit it. How hateful!
But suddenly, the eldest sister opened her red lips slightly, smiled and said, "Interesting, Ning Changge."
At the same time, everyone started shouting.
"What's going on? The boy suddenly woke up."
"Could it be that he finally held the bottom line?"
Fox Fourth Lady also laughed out loud: "Haha! This young man is really interesting!"
Looking at everyone's reactions, the black boss was confused.
"Old Black Ghost, look at the illusion, you are wrong this time."
Hearing the voice of Fox Si Niang in his ears, the black boss couldn't help but turn his head to look.
The first thing I noticed was Ning Changge’s extremely sarcastic action.
In the illusion, Ning Changge gently put Lu Qingxue on the bed and did not pounce on her impatiently as everyone expected.
Instead, he turned around and raised a big middle finger to the empty air.
This action was undoubtedly a blatant provocation to everyone present.
It seemed to be saying, "I already knew your tricks. Everything that happened before was just an act!"
Seeing Ning Changge's arrogant behavior, the gangster boss felt that what he had said before seemed to have turned into a slap from his old father, slapping him heavily in the face.
The embarrassment and shame almost made him feel ashamed.
However, at this moment, exclamations were heard again from the crowd.
"Huh? No, look!"
"This boy is awesome! He even dares to do this!"