Chapter 36: Men
Chapter 36 Men's Topics
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[Fang Han: "It seems that the two elder brothers have rich emotional experiences."]
[Xiao Yan: "What do you mean by very rich? At most it can be considered 'will' be very rich. Some things haven't even happened yet!"]
[Xiao Yan: "Group leader, please don't talk nonsense, or I'll sue you for defamation."]
Sue me for defamation?
【Xu Zhuo: "Does this also include you peeking at the beautiful legs of your clan sister?"】
【Xiao Yan: "Group Master, I was wrong!"】
[Xiao Yan: "Please, don't talk about this topic anymore!"]
[Xiao Yan: "Let's talk about something else!"]
Xiao Yan decisively admitted his mistake.
The group leader has a lot of negative information about himself in his hands, so you can’t afford to offend him!
[Ye Fan: "Group leader, don't try to mess with my mind. Don't blame us for things that haven't happened yet."]
【Xiao Yan: “Yes, that’s right!”】
Ye Fan was originally feeling a little sad because of Xu Qiong, but was interrupted and ended up not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
After agreeing with Xia Jiuyou to do something bad together, Ye Fan said that he would wait for Gai Jiuyou to come back before taking action, and then went to look for Heihuang.
[Ye Fan: "You are called false accusation."]
【Xiao Yan: "Yes, it's unfounded."】
【Xu Zhuo: "You two put on the same pants so quickly?"】
【Xiao Yan: "It was you who said we should sit at the same table."】
【Xu Zhuo: “It seems to be true.”】
[Xiao Yan: "Group leader, I don't believe you don't have a girlfriend. Don't just talk about us. What about your love life?"]
[Xu Zhuo: "I've never had a girlfriend in my life, what's wrong?"]
[Xiao Yan: "This life? What's the point of a time traveler like you talking about this life? What about the previous life?"]
[Xu Zhuo: "The past is like smoke, all blown away by the wind. I don't remember anything from my previous life."]
【Xiao Yan: "I don't trust you."】
Damn it, why can’t he dig up any dirt on the group owner!
[Ye Fan: "By the way, I asked Yao Yuekong of Tian Yao Bao Que to help me keep an eye out for the precious blood for baptism. If there is any, I can help you baptize your bodies when the time comes."]
Ye Fan decided to interrupt this very, very boring topic.
【Xiao Yan: "Precious blood? Baptize the body?"】
【Fang Han: “How do we do this?”】
【Luo Feng: "Does the precious blood refer to the blood of some creature?"】
Except for the group owner, everyone else was very interested.
[Ye Fan: "Precious blood is the blood of some powerful wild beasts, such as the blood of wild dragons and Jiaolongs that contains a trace of dragon blood. Baptism with it can strengthen the body and lay a solid foundation. Many elite disciples of holy places and major sects have used these things to baptize their bodies since childhood, and their strength will be much stronger than other cultivators."]
Are there benefits again?
Everyone felt a little embarrassed to take it.
【Xiao Yan: "Thank you so much for your help."】
【Luo Feng: "I feel a little embarrassed."】
[Ye Fan: "Don't worry about it. I get more from the group."]
The secret of "Bing" alone can make you a fortune, not to mention the other nine secrets and the Great Five Elements Technique, it's totally worth it.
[Xu Zhuo: "How different is this barbarian dragon from a real dragon?"]
[Ye Fan: "Barbarian dragons and Jiaolongs are far from real dragons. At most, they have a tiny trace of dragon blood. No one has ever seen a real dragon."]
[Xu Zhuo: "Then can this thing enhance male sexual function?"]
Xu Zhuo suddenly asked a question with a tricky angle.
Ok?
Everyone in the group had different expressions.
Aphrodisiac?
【Xiao Yan: "Group leader, you are so young, are you really like this?"】
[Xu Zhuo: "Don't guess blindly. We cultivators don't need this thing."]
[Xu Zhuo: "But generally in various works, it is set that things like dragon blood can enhance virility."]
【Xu Zhuo: "Do you dare to say you are not curious?"】
【Xiao Yan: "It seems there is such a setting."】
[Xiao Yan: "But this also proves that you, the group leader, are clearly in the same group with us."]
【Xu Zhuo: "I have never denied it."】
[Ye Fan: “…”]
My family members were speechless. [Xiao Yan: "Hey, three to two, it seems that our faction has the upper hand in the group."]
Luo Feng: So, what faction do you belong to?
A pervert faction?
Why do you look so proud?
【Xu Zhuo: "Shouldn't it be four to one? Apart from Luo Feng, there doesn't seem to be any pure love fans in the group."】
【Xiao Yan: “Ah?”】
Luo Feng: Me?
Pure love party?
[Xiao Yan: "Fang Han, I thought only old guys like us were not serious. Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect that you would learn it at such a young age."]
Ye Fan is old. He and the group leader are time travelers, so he can be considered an old guy.
But Fang Han was only sixteen years old and he had no memory of his past life.
I didn't expect that you are such a lustful person at such a young age!
【Fang Han: "Why me too?"】
This is really an unexpected disaster. I have never messed with a woman before!
'Ha ha ha, you blushed, that's normal!'
With Fang Han's permission, Yan Zai peeked at the screen and laughed when he saw the message. "You will inherit the mantle of Emperor Huangquan in the future. Even mortal emperors have three palaces, six courtyards and seventy-two concubines. When you become a demon emperor, you will definitely have more concubines."
Fang Han: "It's hard for me to imagine myself becoming like that."
"People will change. Once you've experienced it and gotten a taste of it, you'll understand. Hehehe~" Yan said with a wicked smile.
[Ye Fan: "Group leader, you change so quickly."]
【Xu Zhuo: "I haven't changed, it's just that you didn't know my true nature before."】
So this is your nature?
You're finally exposed, right?
[Xiao Yan: "By the way, what's going on with Luo Feng? He won't stay a chaste monk for his whole life, right?"]
[Fang Han: "The group leader said before that Luo Feng's future wife is his classmate."]
[Fang Han: "It looks like they will be together forever, how great."]
Such a lifelong relationship is very enviable.
I, Fang Han, am actually also a pure love party, okay!
It was hard for him to imagine himself being a playboy in the future. Someone must have led him astray.
So who could it be?
Fang Han felt that a certain spirit of the weapon was very suspicious.
Yan's voice sounded, "What are you doing? Are you trying to pass the blame on to me in advance?"
I haven't done anything yet!
Of course, if he had the chance, he would definitely not waste it and would make a few more for Fang Han.
As the descendant of Emperor Huangquan, taking more concubines is completely the orthodox way of the Demon Sect and is in accordance with our Demon Sect's tradition!
[Xu Zhuo: "Fang Han, there are actually many older sisters who smell really good."]
[Xiao Yan: "Fang Han, do you like older guys?"]
【Fang Han: "No, I don't like it."】
【Xu Zhuo: "There's nothing wrong with being a big sister. As the saying goes, a girl who is three years older than you is a treasure, and a girl who is three thousand years older than you is a fairy."】
Fang Han has received a lot of help from his elder sister.
Fang Qingxue, Miss Mibao, and Immortal Linglong.
[Xu Zhuo: "In the future, everyone may have to rely on you to sacrifice your appearance and obtain some invincible Taoist magic."]
[Xu Zhuo: "This concerns everyone's welfare, you won't say no, right?"]
Xu Zhuo spoke in the tone of one of the four great talents (hooligans) of Jiangnan.
Fang Han felt that he couldn't take it anymore and wanted to log off.
He is still young.
He couldn't accept such a masculine topic.
[Fang Han: "It's not so outrageous that he's three thousand years older, right?"]
Three years older is still acceptable.
Three thousand years old?
Group leader, are you serious?
[Ye Fan: "Three thousand years old, did you marry an empress or a fairy?"]
【Xu Zhuo: "Female Immortal."】
【Xiao Yan: “Awesome!”】
[Xiao Yan: "Brother Han, please communicate more when you have time. I want to ask you for advice!"]
[Fang Han: "I have no experience!"]
I have never done it!
[Ye Fan: "Don't be free now. I want to open the portal now. Anyone want to come over?"]
Ye Fan suddenly brought up an important topic.
(End of this chapter)