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Chapter 104: Multiverse of Madness
"My last name is Zhu, my given name is Jiao, and I am a person with superpowers. I live in a very ordinary 21st century, in an even more ordinary third-tier small city. Surrounded by a group of ordinary people. After living in such an ordinary world for 21 years, I gradually realized that this is not the extraordinary world full of superpowers and opportunities that I once imagined. I am not a lucky person with superpowers, but I am much more special than others..."
It was another new day. Zhu Jiao sat up from the bed and shook his head with regret. He had never stopped fantasizing about traveling to a magical continent or a supernatural city until his eighteenth birthday. Unfortunately, every time he woke up and looked up, the first thing he saw was always the ordinary ceiling in his home. He had never encountered a ceiling he didn't recognize or no ceiling.
He sighed deeply. He was completely disgusted with this monotonous life. He looked out the window and realized that it was already night. He decided to go to the bathroom to get himself something to eat.
It's embarrassing to say that I was born with superpowers, but it's hard to talk about them. Although it's not what everyone imagines, that I can eat shit without changing my expression, but the specific situation is not much different.
Entering the bathroom, Zhu Jiao saw that it had been transformed into an extremely luxurious kitchen, with everything from tools needed for cold dishes to ingredients needed for a full banquet. Opening the refrigerator and looking at the piles of vegetables and fruits, Zhu Jiao proudly took out a few of them and prepared to make today's food.
No, you're overthinking it. It's not like cooking in the toilet can magically buff you, because that's beyond the scope of so-called supernatural powers. If there is, it's just a rule or something like that.
Zhu Jiao's ability is to precisely process the raw materials he eats in his stomach and then excrete them through the excretion outlet.
When he usually cooks at home, he eats the fruits and vegetables he needs, and then a system panel like an online game appears in his mind. After selecting the dishes, he pulls out the food and eats it. In theory, his stomach is separated from the place where processed products are placed, because when he was taking an X-ray in the hospital, the doctor said that he might have stomach cancer, and the X-ray found foreign objects in his stomach. But he didn't pay attention to it, he understood that it might be the place where he used to process things.
After selecting the juice and dishes, Zhu Jiao clicked the rough processing on the panel with ease. Then he took off his pants and squatted on the plate waiting for the processing to be completed.
The things pulled out will be put into a fist-sized box made of unknown materials, and the size of the space inside is still a mystery. He once ate his Gatling toy and chose fine processing. After pulling it out and unboxing it, he took out a real iron Gatling machine gun about 1.5 meters long and weighing more than 40 kilograms, and it came with more than 6000 bullets stuffed in the magazine...
Then, with his imagination, he chose to eat the box, and after fine processing, he got a space box that could hold a whole 30-story building. And this is not the upper limit, because at that time he chose to pack up his own house, and when he came to his senses, the place where he was standing was already a flat ground. After returning the building, he chose to pack up all the things in his house and then sold the house to run away...
Such a big building suddenly disappeared!
Finally, after investigation by relevant departments, the official conclusion given was collective hallucination. Fortunately, he ran away quickly, and no one in the higher-ups believed this fake alarm that was "clearly a rumor"...
After moving to a new urban area, he began his suicidal journey again.
For example, if he drinks the water and chooses to process it, he can get heavy water. If he drinks the heavy water directly and does not eat steel or something like that, he can even pull out nuclear fuel or even a miniature nuclear bomb! It's a pity that he doesn't have the means to detonate a nuclear bomb, and he doesn't know how to detonate it, otherwise he would definitely try it out out of curiosity. Let's see if this thing is real or fake...
Holding mixed juice, eating today's dinner. Zhu Jiao decided to go out for a walk. After all, he had just activated a newly launched game on his wish list the day before with the CDKEY he pulled out. In order to have a better gaming experience, he stayed up all night for two nights and didn't fall asleep until this morning. By the way, his computer and the bank card he usually used were also pulled out... He ate his bank card, and after fine processing, it seemed to become a black card with unlimited swipes. He dismantled the host, cut the monitor into pieces with a laser, and ate it, and after rough processing, it became an alien.
Speaking of laser, that is the product he made after eating the laser pen he bought on Taobao and then processing it.
The name...I think it's called something like Tactical Laser Weapon?
Anyway, according to the introduction, this thing seems to be used by aliens to make holes in planets.
But the minimum power is just like that. Anyway, the energy inside is enough. He has used it for several years without losing 1%, and it is about 99.98% now. However, it seems that it can be charged with a universal charger, but it is the same as when he used it. It can't be charged for several years. Instead, the electricity bill that year added up to more than 20.
The property manager was afraid to collect the money at first, saying that the meter must be broken, as their electricity bill is settled annually. But after checking, they found nothing wrong. The way the property manager apologized while collecting the money disgusted Zhu Jiao.
I have never seen such a shameless person...
"what?"
After finishing his midnight snack, Zhu Jiao stood there in a daze as he was drinking some juice while walking out.
"this......"
Looking at the patrolling army outside the gate of the community, he almost took out the antimatter annihilation bomb that he would use to perish together. He had thought about being punished by the country, but unfortunately he had read too many online articles about being used as a guinea pig, and he didn't want to give up his current life. Instead, he seemed to be paranoid and made a lot of life-threatening things. He even wore a set of Extremis armor for self-defense... I don't know what he was thinking at the beginning, he ate the first issue of the All-New Iron Man, and the result was this thing. Because he found that the Ark Reactor would appear after eating the second issue, he wore it as his daily clothes. After all, the Ark Reactor cost 72 yuan on Taobao with free shipping, so it would be a waste.
"What's going on here?"
After hesitating for a while, he went to the 24-hour convenience store next door and bought a pack of the most expensive Zhonghua cigarettes, and then started asking the clerk about the army outside.
"Hey, brother. Tell me, what's going on with the army outside?"
Hearing this, the clerk tilted his head and looked at him hesitantly.
"I stayed at home for several days playing PUBG. When I came out, I found that the outside was surrounded by the army. I was a little confused and didn't know what happened."
"Is it."
The clerk nodded doubtfully.
"The troops outside just arrived yesterday. Last time, they found terrorists in the largest exhibition venue in the capital. They even had nuclear bombs. So after that, the higher-ups asked the troops to guard crowded places and told us to be alert to our surroundings because there are some terrorists with Asian faces, and they are all proficient in more than a dozen languages. They speak the language of the country they go to. They even know words like "lanshou xianggu" and so it's impossible to tell them apart."
"Is it so exaggerated?"
Zhu Jiao was a little confused, and after thanking him, he turned around and left the convenience store. As he walked, he took out his cell phone, but when he saw the date and time marked on it, he was shocked.
"what happened?"
Because of his big movements, he attracted the attention of the clerk again.
"Nothing, I just found out that my FGO stamina is full again."
Looking at the text prompts given by the intelligent AI on his phone, he read them out without thinking.
The current time is May 2018, 5.
The time he remembered was May 2008, 5. It was just one day after the 13 magnitude earthquake...
But he did not doubt the time issue, because... this was the result obtained after artificial intelligence helped him verify the information!
he......
It seems like I really traveled through time!
......
"So... this is what you wanted me to see?"
Looking at the older otaku in front of her with equally subtle mutant abilities with a subtle expression, Selena felt that these big tentacles were probably making trouble for her.
[You said it yourself, when we play in the multiverse, we should pay attention to the time traveler that the thief sent. Look, this guy is it. Not only that, but he has also been implanted with false memories. In fact, the body he is using now is not his original body at all. Don't think that he is wandering around China like nothing happened, but his body is actually a Japanese-Korean hybrid, and he is on the wanted list in North Korea.]
Hearing what the polyglots said, Serena, who was called over for no apparent reason, just tilted her head.
"and then?"
Hearing this, the polyglots were also stunned.
【What then? 】
Seeing the giant tentacles slowly giving her a question mark, Selena couldn't help but be speechless.
"The secret war is about to break out. Even if I don't look at the number of this Earth, I know it will be destroyed in the subsequent rounds of collisions. That impatient idiot, no matter how many people he throws in, will not have any impact on my subsequent plans. So why should I care about this group of... so-called time travelers?"
Seeing that Selina was still a little confused, the polyglots could only sigh.
[You should continue reading. We think these guys running around could cause more trouble than the experiment of transcending the gods.]
"In that case, let me wait and see."
......
“I didn’t expect that mobile games would be so fun 10 years later…”
As Zhu Jiao walked, he played a card-drawing and krypton gold mobile game called FGO on his phone. He liked this kind of game the most, as long as he spent more money, he could become stronger. As for the explosion rate, he could just let his artificial intelligence fine-tune it. Ten consecutive golds and five-star Baoding were not a dream at all!
To be honest, he was a little scared at the beginning. Fortunately, the glasses he was wearing were not ordinary ones. When he was extremely panicked, the AI on his phone would connect with the glasses, and then this thing called "Void Sunglasses" would turn on a mode called "Smart BOY" to help him successfully bypass all death flags. In fact, he didn't know what FGO and PUBG were, but he was very panicked at the time, and then he successfully triggered the owner protection built-in function of "Void Sunglasses". As a result, he seemed as stable as an old dog, but in fact he was more stable than an old dog.
"It's really amazing, the world 10 years later."
After spending another round of Wang Ha Man Bao, Zhu Jiao quietly raised his head and looked around for his target. Although there were not many substantial changes, he could clearly feel that the city and its surroundings were filled with a strong atmosphere of iron and blood. He didn't know what had happened in the past ten years. The country's tough attitude and methods really made him doubt whether he was still living in the Celestial Empire where people made a fortune in silence and only strongly condemned.
"Could it be that the navigation is wrong? The night market is clearly right here."
After walking around the intersection twice, Zhu Jiao still couldn't find the night market that Void Sunglasses told him about. Just when he was about to give up, suddenly, a commotion came from a building not far away.
‘Boom! ! ! ’
There was a strong explosion, and the two-story building with several shops suddenly exploded. Rubble and blood flew everywhere, and before he could react, another round of explosions occurred. The pedestrians around him seemed to have experienced it countless times, and they quickly ran into the bank next to them that was still open. People who were far away found green belts and parking lots to hide behind, and those who had no shelters lay down on the ground and crawled towards the green belts like caterpillars. Seeing this scene, Zhu Jiao hesitated for a while and hid in the alley next to him.
"Hey! Bro! Come over here!"
Zhu Jiao was startled by the person emerging from the trash can, but after taking a look, he shook his head.
"Your place is full, and no one can see mine."
"Attention! Everyone! Safety on! Aim! Free fire!"
The soldiers stationed around were not to be trifled with. The next moment, the dark green soldiers had surrounded the intersection and two tanks parked a few blocks away also turned around and pointed their guns at this side.
The exchange of fire immediately occurred, but the people who opened fire were not from the army. Several hideous monsters suddenly jumped out of the smoke-filled ruins, but half of them were shot out. The monsters were covered in emerald green, with scales on their skin and hunched backs, like giants. After seeing the monsters clearly, the man who meant to be the commander took out his mobile phone and compared it for a second, then immediately shouted loudly.
"Disperse! It's abomination!"
"Oh my goodness..."
Zhu Jiao was hiding in the alley and trembling. He never expected that the army would be fighting against such a ghost thing!
The visitor was none other than the famous villain in the Hulk movie——Abomination.
(PS: I took out the big seal secretly, then stretched out my hand and started waiting for tickets...)
(PS2: You thought it was a secret war? It was actually a war between time travelers!)
(PS3: Not only that, there is also the Kang Dynasty by the time traveler Kang...)
Chapter 105 Kang Dynasty
Matter can never reach the speed of light, let alone exceed the speed of light.
The idea is beautiful, but the reality is cruel. This is something that cannot be done in reality, but...what if it is another reality?
We can reach the speed of light, at least when it does not contain information. Human thought exceeds the speed of light, which proves that relativity is wrong and matter is not always conserved. At least here, everything known to mankind will have some obscurities and flaws.
When you use a telescope to see a star cluster in the universe, and then you move your sight to another star cluster. Suppose the distance between these two star clusters is 10 light years, your eyes observed two different things in an instant. Has your sight surpassed the vacuum light speed established by humans?
When a tamer swings a whip, the speed of the tip of the whip can even be equal to the speed of light. So is it really true that matter cannot reach the speed of light?
Once we have a hypothesis, we have a theory, so based on this world.
The so-called reality...
Does it really exist?
'Abomination is a super villain in the American Marvel Comics. It first appeared in Tales to Astonish No. 90 (April 1967). His real name is Emil Blonsky. He was originally a Croatian agent who worked for the former Soviet Union's secret service organization KGB. After Emil received a dose of gamma rays equal to that radiated when Bruce Banner turned into the Hulk, he stole the super soldier serum. As a result, he was permanently transformed into a huge green-skinned monster, and his strength was equal to or even greater than that of the Hulk. Although he can still maintain a clear mind and thinking after the transformation, he cannot change back to human form. He and the Big Boss are both enemies of the superhero Hulk. '
The mobile phone AI immediately gave information about the monster in front of it, but as a half-Marvel fan, how could Zhu Jiao not recognize that yellow-skinned abomination!
"Spray steel and fire, Lord of Midgard! Mortals ignore justice and only respect your endless resounding metal sound! Use your bloody terror to fight the demons before us! Scream your killing voice! Shout your song of rage! The father of the gods, one-eyed Odin, commands you! Scream for me!"
The Abomination, who was roaring at the army, was suddenly kicked to the ground. It was a white-haired and strong old man with a rotary machine gun in his hand. The dark blue flame kept spewing at the Abomination's body.
"It's friendly forces!"
The sharp-eyed commander recognized the old man at a glance. According to the information sent down from above, there were 10 assistants guarding this city. The other party was one of them, but this old man was not ordinary, because whenever he appeared, there would definitely be others who appeared with him...
"Amitabha."
A person dressed in white, wearing a lotus crown on his head, and with a kind and gentle face walked out of the smoke. It was hard to tell whether the person was a man or a woman. The person just waved his hand and called.