Chapter 55: Resurrection, My Tobirama
Chapter 55: Revive, my Tobirama!
"Let me tell you, Madara has a bad habit. If someone stands behind him, he can't pee."
“You are not as good as me in skipping stones on water”
"The smile was so scary that it frightened the children in the village to tears."
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"Ha ha ha ha."
It seemed that the Shodaime had not talked about Uchiha Madara with anyone for a long time, and he talked more and more.
He told all the stories about his and Uchiha Madara's childhood, and Uchiha Nan listened with great interest.
The stories shown in the anime are just the tip of the iceberg of their legendary lives. It is more interesting if the stories are told in person.
Uchiha Nan also learned a little-known story about Uchiha Madara.
For example, they went to a restaurant together to eat, but both of them thought the other was treating so they didn't bring any money. The boss caught them and thought they were eating and freeing, so he detained them in the restaurant and made them wash dishes for a day to pay off their debt.
And Uchiha Madara actually had a first love.
This is big news. Regarding the gossip about a figure like Uchiha Madara, Uchiha Nan approached Senju Hashirama with a gossipy look on his face and asked Senju Hashirama to tell him in detail.
Which girl can make Madara fall in love with her?
Senju Hashirama didn't know the answer to this question either, but that day Madara quietly said that he was going to confess his feelings, and he also mocked Senju Hashirama for being a single dog, saying that he was destined to live a lonely life.
The result is naturally predictable. The girl told Uchiha Madara that she only regarded him as a brother, and this made her very troubled.
"After failing to confess his love, Madara was depressed for a while. It was me who helped him get over the sadness of losing love."
"Ha ha ha ha."
Senju Hashirama seemed to remember Uchiha Madara's depressed look in the past due to love troubles, and began to laugh out loud.
It is certainly a sad thing when a best friend fails in his confession. But if the confession is successful, he will be the sad one and will be laughed at as a single dog. I can only say that it is better for me to die than for my best friend to die.
"I remember when I married Mito, Madara secretly met with me. His face was full of resentment and he seemed very unconvinced. However, he still gave me a gift money. I heard that he saved it for a month."
Senju Hashirama continued to talk, reminiscing about everything about him and Uchiha Madara, and Uchiha Nan was listening quietly at the side, occasionally interjecting a word or two. There was a high probability that Madara would make a fool of himself when facing Hashirama, and Uchiha Nan was very interested in these embarrassing things.
Hashirama Senju was also happy to satisfy the curiosity of his juniors and reveal some of Madara's embarrassing moments when he was young.
This went on for an hour or two. Senju Hashirama still hadn't said enough, so he told all the embarrassing stories that Uchiha Nan could tell, which made Uchiha Nan feel very satisfied.
"Well, it's almost time for me to go back to the Pure Land. Thank you, Sandaime. I had a great time tonight."
"Remember to say hello to Mito for me."
You remembered Uzumaki Mito at this time, I thought you had forgotten your wife, Uchiha Nan nodded, but couldn't help complaining in his heart.
"And Momoma, Tsunade."
"By the way, you must remind Tsunade not to gamble anymore. If she continues to gamble, she will definitely not be able to get married. Gamblers will not die a good death. You must remind her of this."
At this point, Hashirama Senju couldn't help but regret why he had so much free time to teach Tsunade how to throw dice. Tsunade seemed to have a natural talent for gambling, and she understood all the rules after just one explanation. However, her skills and luck were even worse than his, and she had reached the point where she would lose every time she gambled.
Only Mito can control her madness when she loses money.
I really don't know which unlucky guy will fall in love with Tsunade. As Tsunade's grandfather, Hashirama couldn't help but mourn for Tsunade's future husband. Don't go bankrupt because of your wife's gambling.
Uchiha Nan nodded in agreement. He agreed with the saying that gamblers will never have a good end. In the future, Tsunade would probably have squandered all the family fortune, which was only because she was very powerful, otherwise she would have been sold to a brothel to serve clients and pay off her debts.
"Konoha is in your hands, Sandaime!"
Hashirama Senju looked at Uchiha Nan with great anticipation. After a brief exchange, Hashirama Senju had a very good impression of Uchiha Nan, believing that he would be an excellent Hokage.
"Don't worry, Shodaime-sama, Konoha will become even more powerful in my hands."
After Uchiha Nan said goodbye to Hashirama Senju, he cut off Hashirama's consciousness but did not cancel the Impure World Reincarnation. He still had an idea that he wanted to test.
Long-term mission: Defeat Hashirama Senju head-on
Uchiha Nan looked at this long-term task, defeating Senju Hashirama head-on. In his current state, Senju Hashirama was as weak as a Genin.
"Shodaime, attack me with all your strength!"
Uchiha Nan gave orders to Senju Hashirama, who suddenly rushed towards Uchiha Nan, but was turned into ashes by Uchiha Nan's Lightning Release in an instant, and then resurrected from the ashes.
However, Uchiha Nan did not hear the prompt sound of the system task completion. It seems that this tricky method will not work.
I'm afraid that at least he will have to be reborn into a strength closest to that of Hashirama Senju when he was alive, and then defeat Hashirama Senju in order to complete the system's long-term mission.
Uchiha Nan sighed, but was not too frustrated. He didn't have high expectations for this method of bug-solving, he just wanted to experiment.
If you fail, you fail. There is nothing to regret. If you succeed, you will make a lot of money.
There is really no loophole to be exploited.
Dog system, no humanity.
Uchiha Nan cursed the system, turned around and walked towards the small cubicle, dragging out the unconscious death row prisoner.
The difficulty we faced before with Hashirama Senju was just an appetizer, now is the main course.
Uchiha Nan adjusted his mentality and planned to use the Impure World Reincarnation to resurrect Senju Tobirama. This was a tough guy.
He is the kind of guy who will fight to the death with Uchiha Nan if they have a disagreement. We must be careful and not let our guard down.
Uchiha Nan carefully checked the ritual engraved on the ground to make sure that there would be no accidents. He must firmly grasp the control of the reincarnated Senju Tobirama.
Uchiha Nan also checked the seal of the room. The Uchiha clan has always been rigorous about the secret room that stores confidential documents of the Uchiha clan. All kinds of sealing techniques were used, including special seals specifically used for space-time ninjutsu.
Uchiha Nan felt that he was targeting Senju Tobirama, and was afraid that his family's wealth would be emptied by Senju Tobirama if he was not careful.
After everything was ready, Uchiha Nan formed seals with his hands and performed the Impure World Reincarnation. The death row prisoner who was still unconscious passed away peacefully without feeling too much pain and turned into a pile of filth.
"Resurrection, my Tobirama!"
Uchiha Nan shouted, and Senju Tobirama emerged from a pile of dirty soil.
(End of this chapter)