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As a space crack swallowed Dong Xiaowan, Li Yunshu moved the large wooden tub for bathing into the empress's room.
Then, pour the bath water.
After Pei Xuanji swallowed the elixir that suppressed the seal, he stuffed the last piece of chocolate into his mouth.
Seeing that Li Yunshu didn't go out yet, he said coldly.
"Why, you still want to watch me bathe?"
Li Yunshu: It’s not impossible.
Of course, he didn't dare say this out loud.
"I'm just outside the door. Your Majesty, please call me if you need anything."
Just as he turned around, he suddenly heard the empress's painful groan behind him.
Stab it!
When she turned her head, the wings behind the empress had already spread out.
Li Yunshu was quick-witted and quick-spoken, and before the empress could speak, he kissed her.
It’s just a kiss, he is always ready.
The moment their lips touched, Pei Xuanji stared at her with her phoenix eyes. This guy dared to kiss her before she even opened her mouth.
If he dares to kiss me today, he will dare to climb onto the dragon bed tomorrow.
Snapped!
A loud slap on Li Yunshu's face stunned everyone.
Before he could react, the empress grabbed his collar and pushed him hard.
Boom!
Li Yunshu's back hit the door. The empress patted his ear with her jade hand and kissed him actively.
Li Yunshu, who was pressed against the wall again, also understood that he now only had the passive right of Bo the empress, but not the active right.
Your true colors are almost revealed, yet you're still being so arrogant.
However, he soon tasted the chocolate in the empress's mouth.
The chocolate was stirred back and forth by the two people, and it quickly melted and flowed into their throats.
……
A little hour later.
The empress in the barrel had her arms resting on the barrel, with a smear of chocolate at the corner of her mouth.
"Go buy me a dress."
Li Yunshu looked at the empress's purple dress, which had two big holes on the back.
The incarnation of the dragon girl is good in every way, except that the wings are a bit too heavy for her clothes.
"Your Majesty, did you not bring a change of clothes?"
Pei Xuanji's face froze and he said in a cold voice.
"No."
She had never worn shorter clothes in the palace.
This time I came out in such a hurry that I didn't expect that Western Zhou would close the city.
Li Yunshu wiped his mouth and stood up.
"I'll go right away."
"Wait a moment!"
"Hmm?" Li Yunshu turned back in confusion, "Your Majesty, do you have any other instructions?"
Pei Xuanji turned his head away and didn't look at Li Yunshu.
"Do you know my clothing size?"
Ouch.
"I--"
Li Yunshu thought it was something else. He was about to say that he knew every size and depth of the empress's body.
But when the words come to my lips, blessings come to my heart.
Li Yunshu stared at the empress in the wooden barrel. The wet purple long skirt stuck tightly to the empress's body, making her figure more graceful.
"I-need to measure it."
Chapter 57 This is the clothes you bought for me!
In the bucket, Pei Xuanji slowly stood up.
Li Yunshu raised his hand and then he remembered that he didn't have a ruler at all.
He stretched out his palms and spoke.
"Your Majesty, I don't have a ruler with me, so I can only measure with my hands."
Pei Xuanji said coldly, as if she had seen through his little thoughts.
"Didn't you say your eyes are a ruler?"
Upon hearing this, Li Yunshu wanted to slap himself in the face.
I shouldn't have said such arrogant words when I gave the empress the high heels.
Li Yunshu walked around the wooden barrel and looked at the empress carefully.
Until Pei Xuanji asked.
"Have you seen enough?"
Li Yunshu withdrew his gaze in dismay, but he did not go to buy the dress immediately.
"Your Majesty, I accidentally offended someone in Menewei. I am afraid that if I leave, I may not be able to come back."
Pei Xuanji frowned slightly and stared at Li Yunshu coldly.
"what do you want to say in the end?"
Li Yunshu rubbed his palms together, then stretched out his hand.
“As the saying goes, he who strikes first is strong, and he who strikes last suffers.
Your Majesty, do you have any spiritual energy magic weapon that can enable me to kill the God Transformation Realm?"
"Are you making demands on me?"
"I dare not. My life and death are minor matters, but delaying Your Majesty from bathing and changing clothes is a major matter."
Pei Xuanji looked at her wet dress and casually threw out a formation plate from her storage ring.
"Come back soon after you finish buying clothes."
"According to the order!"
Li Yunshu took the formation plate and quickly left the room.
In the yard, he took another careful look at the formation plate in his hand.
The so-called formation plate is specially made by the weapon refiner for the formation master.
Not everyone knows how to set up a formation, so the formation master will integrate the formation into a formation plate and then sell it.
Only spiritual energy is needed to activate the formations in the formation disk.
Like talismans, they are external objects that can be carried with you.
……
Li Yunshu was absolutely dedicated in doing the work for the empress.
He found the largest clothing store in the capital and walked in.
With the experience of buying black silk in the capital of Da Chu, he went straight to the point this time.
"Boss, do you have any cheongsams?"
"Have!"
The shopkeeper was a woman in her forties, dressed richly in jewels.
She took out a picture album and placed it in front of Li Yunshu.
"Which style would you like?"
Li Yunshu curiously flipped through the album and exclaimed, "Wow!"
Just like the promotional pictures for online shopping, the album features charming women wearing different styles of dresses.
Li Yunshu said as he flipped through the pages.
"Are there any with high slits?"
Ever since he saw Mrs. Lin wearing a high-slit cheongsam, he had kept it in mind.
Unexpectedly, the empress gave him this opportunity so soon.
"Have!"
The shopkeeper glanced at Li Yunshu with an expression that said "I understand" and then turned the album directly to page 36.
Li Yunshu raised his eyebrows when he saw the style in the album. It was exactly the style that Mrs. Lin had, with the slit reaching to the waist.
cough cough.
But this is not what he wants.
If I really buy this for the empress, she will never wear it.
"It doesn't have to be that high. It can just reach the thigh."