Chapter 66 Luo Jia's psychological shadow for a lifetime
Chapter 66 Luo Jia's Lifelong Psychological Shadow
The three latest skills have been refreshed in the gold coin mall at this time.
Hao Yun focused his attention on the first skill and was stunned.
[Reincarnation and Marrow Cleansing (King Level): When the host receives enema, gastric lavage and other treatments, the dirt in the body will be discharged and the host's physical condition will be improved. Exchange price: 10 gold coins]
What the hell!
Your system knows what I'm going through, so it refreshes my skills here, right?
No buddy, what I want is a skill that can avoid enema and gastric lavage, why are you giving me a reward here?
Hao Yun wanted to refuse to learn this skill directly, but the four words "cutting tendons and washing marrow" were too attractive to him.
As we all know, all the masters in martial arts novels have to go through this stage.
If I can also cut my tendons and cleanse my marrow, does that mean I can also practice the secrets of martial arts?
Forget it, I've already gotten this skill, it would be a waste not to buy it.
Hao Yun gritted his teeth and spent ten gold coins to buy this skill.
Then Hao Yun turned his attention to the second skill.
[Torture Master (Master Level): When what you do causes the other person to have a huge emotional fluctuation, you will receive a lucky silver coin. Exchange price: 10 gold coins]
Hao Yun: ...
What kind of shitty skill is this!
What's the use of this skill now?
You are still torturing the master, but now you are being tortured by others!
In desperation, Hao Yun could only focus on the last skill.
[Good Deeds Go Well (King Level): When you complete a good deed, you will receive a mysterious lucky gift. The cooldown period is one day. Exchange price: 10 gold coins]
After seeing the third skill, Hao Yun was completely desperate.
I played it, and the skills given were not normal.
Seeing that his pants had been pulled off, Hao Yun shouted quickly.
"and many more!"
Luo Jia held the syringe, frowned and said, "Why are you such a troublemaker, you are a grown man? Just bear with it and it will pass. What are you afraid of?"
Hao Yun gritted his teeth and said, "Before you attack me, can I ask you a question?"
Luo Jia looked impatient.
"Ask quickly."
"Do you know why people can't pee in saltwater?"
Luo Jia was stunned.
"why?"
"Because you will pee salt! (Urethritis)"
Luo Jia: ...
Ding.
[Master of Silence has taken effect, Pain Immunity has taken effect, lasts for one minute]
Hearing the system prompt coming from his mind, Hao Yun immediately breathed a sigh of relief.
I am such a little genius!
Since the new skills cannot be used, it is still possible to use the previous skills to avoid the pain.
Luo Jia felt like he was being insulted in public after Hao Yun suddenly made a joke of him.
She sneered, "You think you're funny? Fine, I'd like to see how long you can be funny."
"Do it!"
Luo Jia picked up the syringe and started to clean Hao Yun without hesitation!
When netizens in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they couldn't help but exclaim in admiration.
"My lucky brother is still in a good mood to tell jokes at this time. He is really not afraid of death!"
"I have found the information about this doctor Luo Jia! It turns out that she is a rare proctologist in our Magic City in the past fifty years! Anyone who has been examined by her is afraid!"
"Brother, are you checking the proper information? Are you sure the information describes a doctor and not a witch?"
"Based on the doctor's current behavior, I think the information may not be wrong. It's too cruel!"
Hao Yun could feel ice salt water being injected into his stomach.
It's a very strange feeling, just like when you get up early and drink a glass of ice milk on an empty stomach, and then the ice milk starts to rush around in your intestines, and after a while you feel like having diarrhea.
Fortunately, Hao Yun triggered the effect of [Master of Cold Scenes], otherwise he couldn't imagine how much suffering he would suffer. In order to prolong the effect of pain immunity, Hao Yun continued to speak:
"Do you know why boys have bigger pockets than girls?"
Luo Jia sneered: "Why?"
"Because boys want to be naughty!"
Luo Jia: ...
Okay, okay, you are very brave!
You still dare to talk nonsense at this time? Increase the injection volume!
Feeling provoked, Luojia became increasingly violent.
If it were an ordinary person, he would have shouted for mercy by now.
But Hao Yun was as calm as if his lower body was paralyzed, and he was still joking with Luo Jia calmly.
So now a very strange scene appears.
Luo Jia used all his life's knowledge and was determined to get rid of Hao Yun.
Hao Yun also racked his brains and came up with witty and shocking remarks.
The four young nurses had never seen such a scene before. They were all sweating profusely and dared not breathe.
"Doctor Luo, we can't continue. The patient has reached his limit."
At this time, Luo Jia was so angry that his eyes were wide open and he gnashed his teeth.
Seeing that Hao Yun's belly had become as big as that of a pregnant woman, the young nurse quickly reminded her.
Their purpose was to cool down Hao Yun, not to torture him.
Looking at Hao Yun who was still talking dirty, Luo Jia felt strongly insulted!
In all the years I have worked in the anorectal department, Hao Yun is the only patient who completely ignored me and even provoked me in person!
The young nurse noticed that Luo Jia was not in a good condition, so she whispered, "Doctor Luo, let's drain the blood, shall we?"
The next operation needs to be done with caution, otherwise a very tragic situation will occur.
The nurses saw that Luo Jia was very emotional at the moment and were worried that there might be problems during the operation.
Who knew that Luo Jia would just push the nurse away.
"No need for you, I'll do it myself!"
Under the worried gaze of the young nurses, Luo Jia began to pull out the syringe.
Although she was angry, she was experienced, bold and careful.
Know how to prevent patients from losing control and going all out.
However, the moment the syringe was pulled out, Luo Jia felt something was wrong.
Ding.
The skill [Reinforcing Marrow (King Level)] has been activated.
Hao Yun's voice of telling jokes suddenly stopped.
A strong urge to defecate came over me!
Everyone only heard a series of popping sounds, as if someone's water pipe had burst, and all the ice-salt water in Hao Yun's stomach spurted out!
Luo Jia, who was standing at the back, didn't even have a chance to dodge and was hit directly!
The live broadcast was urgently stopped.
The live broadcast room fell into a terrible silence for a moment.
It took a long time before the first barrage appeared.
"That beautiful doctor, did she...sacrifice herself?"
"If I'm not mistaken, she was hit a second before the live broadcast was turned off."
"It's outrageous! It turns out that working in the anorectal department is so dangerous! I will never laugh at anorectal doctors again!"
"I'm afraid this will leave a shadow on her for the rest of her life, right?"
"Who would have thought that Good Luck is a Splatoon!"
(End of this chapter)