Chapter 67 Cheapskate
It's really incredible that dogs can write.
How can you let so many illiterate people feel about this?
Wu Jiuchen and his four disciples stared blankly at the five big words and the big question mark on the ground, their eyes almost falling out in shock.
At this moment, Wu Jiuchen regretted not believing what his apprentice Ning'er said during the day.
If he had believed him during the day, he would never have come to die.
Of course, he could see at this moment that this dog that had cultivated into a spirit was at least a Xuan-level monster.
The so-called monsters refer to those wild beasts with intelligence. They are divided into four levels from high to low: heaven, earth, black, and yellow. Each level is divided into three small levels: early, middle, and peak.
As for the spirit dog in front of him, he felt that it was at least in the middle stage of the Profound Realm.
Its combat power was definitely not something he could handle. Even if a Danyuan realm or even Hunyuan realm master came, they might not be able to subdue it, let alone him who was just a small Tianyuan realm master.
"Woof woof woof..." At this moment, Zheng Dao barked at Wu Jiuchen a few more times, and then he suddenly swallowed the pill on the ground in one bite.
"Huh?" When Wu Jiuchen saw that the witness had eaten his pill, he was instantly overjoyed.
You know, the pill he gave to prove his Dao was a highly toxic pill. Many huge monsters had been knocked down by his fake transformation pill.
The reason why he was able to reach the peak of Tianyuan Realm with his own abilities without any background was, on the one hand, because he was ruthless and often committed murders and robberies and betrayed his friends, and on the other hand, because he had deceived many high-level monsters.
Once these monsters are fooled and eat his fake transformation pills, they will immediately die of the poison.
In this way, he could immediately take away his demon pill and use it for cultivation.
You know, a demon pill of a demon beast is equivalent to hundreds of years of practice. Refining a demon pill is equivalent to practicing for hundreds of years less. You can imagine what this concept means.
It can be seen how happy Wu Jiuchen was when he saw Zheng Dao eat his transformation pill.
His poison pill is extremely poisonous and will kill instantly if it comes into contact with blood. If eaten, the person will die immediately from the poison.
Even though this pill is only the size of an index finger, it was designed by some alchemists specifically for targeting monsters. The toxicity of this pill is enough to kill at least twenty or thirty cows.
As for a dog, that's naturally a piece of cake.
After taking this pill, your whole body will immediately become weak, and then blood will flow from all seven orifices.
No matter how ferocious the monster is, it will no longer be able to exert any power.
Therefore, when Wu Jiuchen saw the witness eat the pill, he immediately looked at his four disciples and said calmly: "Don't be afraid, Master is here, you can rest assured, you will not die today!"
His legs and feet are not convenient now, so he needs to coax these disciples a little, as he will need them to carry him out of the mountain later.
Although he came into the mountains this time to look for the magic herb, he had already made a profit by getting a Xuan-level demon pill here.
Although it was still far from the immortal herb, he just wanted to try his luck with the immortal herb. The immortal herb, which was rarely seen in a hundred years, had already alarmed many large sects and forces to compete for it. It would be difficult for a small sect like his Red Moon Sect to obtain it unless he was extremely lucky.
He felt that this trip was worth it.
"Master, how come it seems to be fine?" a disciple asked in confusion.
They had witnessed with their own eyes that their master used a fake transformation pill to poison and kill many monsters, so they naturally knew the efficacy of the pill. However, it seemed a little abnormal today, and the dog had eaten it for a while but had not yet developed an attack.
"Humph, something's going to happen soon!" Wu Jiuchen sat on the ground and curled his lips at Zheng Dao with disdain: "A beast is a beast after all. How can its IQ be compared with that of a human? Knowing that it's a fake transformation pill, you still dare to eat it..."
Swish!
Before Wu Jiuchen finished his words, Zheng Dao suddenly leaped up and pounced towards him in mid-air.
"Ah?" Wu Jiuchen didn't expect that achieving enlightenment would have such fast speed and power.
Logically speaking, it should be exhausted by now!
Wu Jiuchen didn't have time to think about it. He quickly stretched out his hands and grabbed at both sides of his body. However, this time his hands missed.
Looking back, he saw that the four disciples had all retreated seven or eight meters behind him.
Just now they all watched Wu Jiuchen capture Ning'er as a scapegoat. They are not pigs, so how could they be fooled?
"Ah..." At the same time, Zheng Dao did not bite Wu Jiuchen's neck directly this time, but flew over in the air, and his four legs landed directly on Wu Jiuchen's chest and abdomen.
Its legs were so powerful that they stepped on Wu Jiuchen, causing him to open his mouth and let out a sharp scream.
Just as he opened his mouth to scream, Zheng Dao poked his head out, opened his mouth, and spat out a pill which fell into Wu Jiuchen's mouth.
"Cough cough cough..." Wu Jiuchen coughed for a while and was forced to swallow the pill.
"What did you give me to eat!" Wu Jiuchen covered his neck and looked at the witness standing on him with a look of fear.
Soon, in the next second, he suddenly realized what he had just eaten.
"Are you still pretending to eat?" Wu Jiuchen was stunned.
I've lived to be in my sixties and seventies, and I've always been the one making fun of others!
But today I was tricked by a dog?
It was obvious that the pill that was used to prove his enlightenment was not swallowed.
Wu Jiuchen felt that as soon as he swallowed the thing, he immediately felt weak all over, and then his stomach began to churn.
"Ugh..." A large mouthful of blood quickly gushed out of Wu Jiuchen's mouth: "You, you..."
“Woof woof woof…” Zheng Dao barked at Wu Jiuchen a few times, then turned and disappeared into the woods.
"Ah, ah, ah..." Wu Jiuchen suddenly began to tear his clothes. At this moment, it felt as if thousands of poisonous snakes were biting his body.
At the same time, blood was oozing out of his mouth, nostrils, eyes, and ears.
His body organs were being corroded and rotted by the extremely strong poison of the poison pill...
"Save me, save me..." Wu Jiuchen lay on the ground, waving at his disciples.
"Gurgle..." Not far away, four disciples of the Red Moon Sect swallowed their saliva.
They just stood there staring blankly at Wu Jiuchen, who was shaking with fear all over, but no one stepped forward to check on their master's injuries.
Swish!
At this moment, a slovenly old man in a white robe suddenly appeared beside Wu Jiuchen without any warning. He looked down at Wu Jiuchen, who was bleeding from all seven orifices, and frowned slightly: "I can save you, but the cost is a little expensive! Your poison is quite toxic, and the detoxification costs 2,000 spirit stones per time!"
It was obvious that the person coming could be anyone else but Wang Ergou.
Wu Jiuchen was stunned at first, and then immediately said, "One thousand five hundred is not okay?"
"vomit……"
After saying that, he spat out another mouthful of blood.
Wang Ergou shook his head decisively: "Three thousand!"
Wu Jiuchen: "It was 2,000 just now, how come it's 3,000 now?"
Ugh...spit out another mouthful of blood.
Wang Ergou: “Four thousand!”
Wu Jiuchen: “Solve!”
Wang Ergou looked disdainful and said, "You are not my disciple, why are you bargaining so hard? Do you think you are a big bull? You are trying to bargain with me while spitting blood!"
After saying that, he hooked his finger at Wu Jiuchen and said, "It's a small business, no credit!"
"Brother, I'm in this state now..." Wu Jiuchen had a painful look on his face, and spat out a mouthful of blood. "Can't you save me first, and then give me the spirit stones after you detoxify me? I have spirit stones on me, and I won't let you lose a penny!"
Wang Ergou shook his head and said, "My detoxification pills are very expensive. If you are a poor guy, I will lose a lot!"
"You..." Wu Jiuchen was almost mad with anger. He had no choice but to quickly take out a large bag of spirit stones from his storage ring in order to survive. "Here, after you save me, you can count them yourself. Four thousand spirit stones are no less than that!"
"For things like money and rice, you'd better count them clearly before giving them to me. I'm afraid I won't be able to tell the difference later." Wang Ergou said.
Wu Jiuchen: “…”
"One hundred... two hundred..."
"One thousand... one thousand and one..."
"Two thousand... two thousand one..."
Pawn!
"Ah..." Wang Ergou looked at Wu Jiuchen and sighed, then suddenly looked up at the sky: "Master, you have seen it yourself. I have always followed your teachings. I treat good people and bad people equally and never leave people to die. He was too slow in counting the spirit stones. It's not my fault!"
After Wang Ergou finished speaking, he picked up the spirit stone on the ground and curled his lips at the already dead Wu Jiuchen with disdain:
"Stingy guy, why don't you just give me all the spirit stones in this bag? I would have helped you detoxify a long time ago, why do you have to count them yourself!
If you were a little more generous, you could live a few more years. What's wrong with that?
Oh, I really don't understand what you are thinking. It's really a miracle that you can become the leader of a school with your IQ..."