Chapter 69 Naruto, start!
[dududududududududududu…
I count the stardust that shattered in the night sky, one by one
Hunting aimlessly in the faint light of the Milky Way
Let me into your world, stop pretending to refuse
Hand over your authority obediently. The loser should be blindfolded.
Pull open the ring and let out a breath of air
Accidentally peeking into your carefully hidden secrets
Snap your fingers and hum a melody
Let's start this game where we don't have to follow the rules——]
[Kafka: It feels like Silver Wolf is singing it himself.]
[Kiana: Indeed, the voice is exactly the same as the dwarf's.]
[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): Bronya has a higher pitch than Silver Wolf and her voice is thinner.]
[Silver Wolf: CV dubbing is like this, maybe it was sandwiched when dubbing you. Funny.jpg]
[Ling Ri:? How can a voice actor have a clip? ]
[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3): I really want to know what kind of person Aunt Chen is in real life. ]
[Ling Ri: You dare to call me auntie? You don’t want your hands and feet anymore? ]
……
[Attack and break are intertwined between fingers
Rising and falling can reverse cause and effect
I long for the knocking sound to be drowned out by data once again
Dark and burning in the corner of the screen
Disaster and calamity, who defines the clear and turbid
The starry sky leaves me with only a trace of indifference——】
[Silver Wolf: Very good song, it makes my fingertips fly? v ?]
[Ling Ri: That's great. I want to start with a Rasengan, then cut off the vegetative man to injure him, and then use a Night Kai to kill him instantly, and then use a Ghana in the ultimate map~] (Damn, my purple dog, Ghana was killed before I finished drawing.)
[Silver Wolf: It’s a new game, please tell me more.]
[Lingri: It’s a new game, more exciting than other games. ]
[Lingri shared data package "Naruto Mobile Game"]
[Silver Wolf: I'll just play! ]
【Silver Wolf has gone offline】
[Bronya (Honkai Impact 3) has been offline]
[Kiana has gone offline]
……
A bunch of people went offline to download the game.
[Ying: No, there is no internet in Teyvat! I want to play too! ]
【Lingri: Can be played on the system homepage.】
【Ying: Haode. 】
【Ying is offline】
【Wendy: Why are you all gone? You don’t even want to listen to songs?】
【Silver Wolf: How can listening to music be as fun as playing games at the same time?】
【Lingri: An eight-year veteran player of Naruto, looking for abuse online.】
[Silver Wolf: What rank? ]
【Ling Ri: ...Jounin level 3.】
[Silver Wolf: Cat meme hilarious.jpg]
【Kiana: Add all of them as friends. Add all of them as friends.】
After adding friends.
[Silver Wolf: Damn it... Is this a cheat? How come all the maps are five-star? @Lingri]
[Ling Ri: The system is really good. I can still log in with my previous life account.] (It’s just a system hack, and the author’s YY. Five stars for the whole map, I really want it…)
[Esther: By the way, is this Uchiha Sasuke (Eternal Mangekyō) strong? I just drew five stars.]
[Xing: Rich woman, hungry, food! ]
【Ying: Rich woman, hungry, food! 】
[Esda: And this privilege store is so abstract. Why is there a limit on purchases per day? It takes me a long time to buy a five-star one. And some ninjas are not reproduced at all. ]
[Ling Ri: MD Purple Dog, banned directly in the duel arena. ]
[Esther:? No, buddy, we just logged in, we are all AB ninjas, and you banned the only S. Can't you afford to play?]
[Ling Ri: How about this, I also use AB Ninja, okay? ]
[Silver Wolf: Which lucky bag ninja should I choose? ]
[Lingri: Sarutobi Asuma and Kazuki Kai are both quite strong, but I suggest you choose Sarutobi Asuma. ]
[Lingri: There is a B-nin named Yisan who is very nb. I recommend buying him. ]
[Lingri: I'll be waiting for you guys at the duel arena. Lineup: Young Minato, Uchiha Sasuke (Susanoo), Hoshigaki Kisame (Blood Mist Monster).]
……
In the next two hours, Ling Ri experienced the pleasure of bullying noobs that he had never experienced in his previous life. It felt so wonderful to use Kisame to inflict heavy damage and kill 13 seconds.
[Silver Wolf: You, I...Zhao! You are a piece of shit. ]
[Silver Wolf: You call 13 strong? Double damage and no substitute? And isn't Sarutobi Asuma useless? ]
[Ling Ri: Look, when you get anxious, your face changes, sister. Pat on the head.gif]
【Silver Wolf: Red Temperature.jpg】
Most of the group members who play games in the live broadcast room have some money. The lineup is basically Hyuga Neji (Ninja World War), Gaara, Sarutobi Asuma/Might Guy/Hoshigaki Kisame/Trial Ninja. There are also a few who have purple dogs.
But they were all beaten by Ling Ri's information-gap strategy.
[Silver Wolf: Information gap, this is information gap! ]
[Ling Ri: I will only use Sarugi Kai to play with you, one more round. ]
[Silver Wolf: Sarushiki Kai, you are just a useless A-nin. I don't believe you can beat my purple dog.]
[Lingri: Come on, Might Guy (Ninja World War), Sarutobi Hiruzen (Immortal Reincarnation), Hoshigaki Kisame (Samehada Fusion)]
【Silver Wolf: wcnm! ! ! 】
Just when everyone was having fun.
Sudden.
[Anti-addiction system for minors] [Anti-addiction system for adults] [Anti-addiction system for old monsters] [Anti-addiction system for non-humans]
【You are offline】
[Ling Ri: Bull Demon? ? ? ]
【Silver Wolf: ???】
【Kiana: ???】
[Ling Ri: System, you already have a way to die. ]
[It’s so funny, the live broadcast room is for watching videos, it’s good to let you play for two hours a day] (otherwise you will be accused of playing sloppy)
……
[The 24th song, the song of the world of Collapse III, the song of the world of Collapse. ]
[The background music of the animated short film "Sinner's Elegy". The sadness in the song contains hope. It is very suitable to express the feelings of Raiden Mei for Kiana. By the way, this song was originally a song of "Honkai Gakuen 2"]
[Since "Elegy for a Sinner" has already been played, the video will not be played again. If you want to watch it, you can replay it yourself.]
[Walter (Beng Tie): What? There is also Honkai Impact 3rd? ]
[Alicea: I hope the collapse of that world can be better. ]
[Ling Ri: The world has never been beautiful! For eternity! 】
[Kiana: You can’t be unhappy! Believe it or not, I will directly bring you the end! ]
……
[Song 23, a second song created for the original god's birthday party, Don't let me worry. ]
[This song expresses deep feelings for the travelers from Paimon's perspective, which is very touching. ]
[Paimon: Wuuwuwuwuwuwu! (It’s finally Paimon’s turn!)]
[Ling Ri: I almost forgot, Paimeng is still a cup now. ]
[Ying: Indeed, but Paimon doesn't need to eat for the next two days. Just inject some essence into Paimon every day, so that I can save some money to buy a purple dog.]
[Ling Ri:? Are you not okay?]
[Kiana: No way, you can drive on this broken road? ]
[Paimon: Woohoo (angry.jpg)]
[Ying: What are you thinking about? It's just the essence of food, so disgusting!]