Chapter 1 I'll give you a fart

Chapter 1 I'll give you a fart

Chapter 1 I'll give you a fart
Summer of 1958.

In front of the manure pond outside the wall of Xinjiekou Primary School in the imperial capital.

Li Jiayi raised the corner of his mouth slightly, took out a bomb from his schoolbag, lit it with a match, and threw it into the manure pit.

Then he started running. The whole set of movements was smooth as flowing water, as if he had practiced it many times.

"Boom!" There was a loud noise.

Then I heard a duck-like voice roaring, "Who is it? Which little bastard is setting off firecrackers in the toilet?"

The man with the hoarse voice was none other than the principal of Xinjiekou Primary School, a guy who only supported power and not reason.

If someone was in front of the dean at this time, they would find that the dean looked like he had just fought a big battle in the mud.

There were yellow and rotten patches all over his body. There was nothing he could do about it. The power of the Ma Leizi was too great.

Especially in the crotch and buttocks, they are basically all over. At this time, there is no way to pull up the pants.

At this time, the culprit Li Jiayi was on his way home.

Singing in his mouth: "We the common people! We the common people are so happy today..."

You have to know that he followed the dean for several days before he found this opportunity.

Ten minutes later, Li Jiayi arrived at the gate of a courtyard house, No. 7 Ping'anli.

This is a quadrangle with three entrances and an additional east wing.

This is not the kind of courtyard house found near the Imperial City, but a replica built during the Republic of China period.

The area is larger than those old courtyard houses, with seven rooms in a row, six rooms in the back, and a gate as wide as a room.

Walking in is the front yard, with three side rooms on the east and west sides, six main rooms, and a hall as wide as a room.

The central courtyard is similar, but there is no hallway. Instead, there is a moon gate on the east side of the main house leading to the backyard.

In addition to the three east and west side rooms in the backyard, there are seven back rooms.

At the same time, there is a moon gate leading to the backyard, which leads to the east courtyard.

The east wing has three main rooms and two east wing rooms, which is right next to the west wing of Courtyard No. 5 next door.

The reason for this is that Courtyard No. 6 is just a quadrangle with two entrances, and Courtyards No. 5 and No. 7 surround Courtyard No. 6 on three sides.

Li Jiayi's family of five lives in the East Courtyard, and the entire East Courtyard is his house.

It’s been a while since I got off work, and I guess my mother should have prepared dinner.

Thinking of eating, Li Jiayi raised his legs and walked towards the yard. There was no other way. If he was not enthusiastic about eating, there must be something wrong with his thinking.

As soon as I entered the front yard, I saw an old man walking around in the yard with his face covered.

"Hey! Uncle, what's wrong with your face? Did your daughter-in-law hit you with those two big eggplants?"

"What nonsense are you talking about, you little bastard!" The old man covered his face with one hand and pointed at him and cursed with the other.

"Oh! Look at my mouth." Li Jiayi slapped his lips a few times and said, "It's terrible to be uneducated. How could I put the word in the wrong place? It's not daughter-in-law, it should be daughter-in-law. I can't even tell the difference between the front and the back."

"Little bastard, you..."

"Who is the old bastard scolding?"

"You old bastard scolded you!"

Li Jia nodded and said, "Oh! Go ahead and scold me, you old bastard!"

After saying that, he walked towards the middle yard and greeted the neighbors in the front yard.

"Hello, Aunt Wu."

"well."

"Hello, Uncle Liu."

"well."

While responding to him, the neighbors looked at the old man, wanting to laugh but not daring to.

These people heard clearly what he had just said to the uncle! The uncle, Ying Jiasheng, was a level 6 fitter at the Second Steel Rolling Mill. He earned 72.3 yuan and lived in the three main rooms on the east side of the front yard.

He is particularly lustful and he always stares at the young girls and wives coming in and out of the yard. Of course, Li Jiayi's mother is among them, which is why he treats this old man like this.

Sometimes he wondered whether the old man found an ordinary-looking wife for his son because he was afraid that he would be cheating on him.

However, I have to say that although this old man's daughter-in-law is plain-looking, her headlights are really big.

Soon Li Jiayi came to the middle courtyard, where many people were standing and chatting.

"Hello, Uncle Sun!"

"well."

"Hello, Aunt Xu!"

"Okay, Jiayi is out of school?"

"Yes! Aunt Xu."

"Hmph!" At this moment, a cold snort came from the side.

Li Jiayi turned his head and looked over. The man was none other than the second uncle Shen Yongcai who lived in the central courtyard.

This guy is not a good person! He is very greedy for money and works in the same factory as Li Jiayi's parents.

The First Woolen Textile Factory of the Imperial Capital was not in the same department. Li Jiayi's father, Li Aimin, was the supervisor of the logistics warehouse. He retired due to injury and received the administrative salary of level 22, which was 56 yuan a month.

It is equivalent to a college student becoming a full-time employee.

Li Jiayi's mother, Ye Xin, is an officer in the factory's publicity department. She is at administrative level 24 and earns 43 yuan a month, equivalent to a level 6 clerk.

The second uncle, Shen Yongcai, works as an accountant in the Finance Department, a level 6 clerk, with a salary of 43 yuan, the same as that of Li Jiayi's mother.

"What are you humming for? If you keep humming, I'll break your head off for farting." Li Jiayi glared at the old man and said.

"you……"

"Shut up your hole."

After saying that, Li Jiayi walked to the back because he was anxious to go home for dinner!

Because he didn't have to go into the backyard, he didn't meet anyone in the backyard, let alone the third uncle who lived in the backyard.

This uncle is even more of a piece of shit. He can be described as a sinister villain.

Of course, there are many useless people in this yard, such as Shi Zhen's family who live in the front yard, and Hai Dafu who lives in the back yard.

As soon as he stepped into the East Cross Courtyard, Li Jiayi shouted, "Mom, I'm back."

"You little brat, you still remember to come back! Where have you been? Don't you realize what time it is?"

Dad Li Aimin leaned against the door frame, smoking a cigarette and shouted to Li Jiayi.

Li Jiayi scratched his head helplessly. He couldn't say that he went to blow up a manure pit!
Seeing that he didn't say anything, Li Aimin became even angrier and said, "Can't you see I'm standing here? Why don't you ask me? When you come back, go find your mother, go out, and come back in again."

"Oh!"

Li Jiayi reluctantly retreated outside the Moon Gate, then came back in and asked, "Dad, where's my mom?"

"puff!"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

The eldest and second sisters couldn't hold it in any longer, so they ran out of the house, holding their stomachs and laughing.

The eldest sister laughed and said, "Hahaha, little brother, you are so funny."

The second sister nodded and said, "That's right, look how depressed Dad is."

"Okay, go wash your hands and eat." Mom said as she came out of the kitchen with food.

After my mother spoke, my father didn't dare to say anything no matter how depressed he was. He could only glare at him and go into the house.

(End of this chapter)