Chapter 1: Kill the Little Demon Tianxuewu at the Beginning
Chapter 1: Kill the Little Demon Tianxuewu at the Beginning
"There are always a few times in a person's life when he feels that he has seen an angel's door open. I waited for seventeen years, and at the moment when I was at my worst, the door finally opened."
Lin Li looked at the back of the classmate in front of him and sighed softly.
"Is there a lion in your eyes?" His classmate Bai Bufan turned his head and looked at Lin Li who suddenly went crazy, and said, "Lu Mingli, can you use a quarter of your life to help me find a girlfriend, someone like Jiude Mai will do.
If your demands are too high, I don’t need to change anything—I don’t mean anything else but just want to waste your life.”
"Bufan, there is a sadly thick barrier between us." Lin Li turned his head to look at Bai Bufan. There was no lion in his eyes, but there was a superior compassion.
Bai Bufan rolled his eyes and clasped his hands together: "Master Shu Ren, please continue to act crazy. I haven't memorized the words for tomorrow morning's English class yet. I have to continue cramming. Goodbye."
"Foot fetish, so disgusting." Lin Li shook his head with some disdain.
Bai Bufan, who had already turned his head, took three seconds to realize that he was the one being scolded. He turned back sharply:
"Cramming for an exam is also considered foot fetish?! You need to apologize to this proverb! Also, what happened to you for having a foot fetish? You need to apologize to the Arknights players! Finally, you need to apologize to me for wasting another minute of my precious life!"
"No apology, I like the blue one."
"I am very interested in having a hearty XP battle with you, but not during the evening self-study session now. After I survive the English class tomorrow, you will pay the price for your ignorance." Bai Bufan sneered, then turned his head and threw himself into the English textbook.
Lin Li also took a deep breath, then exhaled gently, suppressing his inner excitement.
He really didn't go crazy suddenly.
Just now, he activated the system, and these were words from the heart.
This kind of thing actually happened to him.
This is a system that can lead me to the pinnacle of my life. After observing other people's reactions just now, I am sure that at least I am the only one in this classroom who has activated it.
Lin Li was nervous and excited now. If he was not in a crowded classroom, he would probably have reached down and hummed softly.
After joking around with his deskmate, Lin Li calmed down a little and officially started to check his system.
[Loading 99%...]
It hasn't loaded yet, but Lin Li is so excited that he can't wait to sing and dance.
Twenty minutes later, there was no change in progress.
Lin Li waited excitedly.
Forty minutes later, nothing changed.
Lin Li waited with a frown.
Sixty minutes later.
Lin Li seemed to have entered sage mode, with a peaceful smile, waiting with disillusionment with the mundane world.
The four elements are empty, Amitabha, there are no worldly desires.
Your mother—
【Binding completed.】
[Congratulations on successfully binding to the God Ascension System. This system will guide and assist your growth, helping you to gradually grow and become the Supreme in this strange world! ]
Your mother is in good health.
Just kidding, I'm going to return to secular life first.
Good, very ambitious! That's the way it should be!
What's wrong with waiting a little longer? That's how good things should be.
Just like some things originally cost 33 yuan, but become 9 yuan after discount. Does this mean that the merchants are stingy? This clearly proves that they are good products, so they are only sold for one yuan cheaper.
The long loading time just means that it contains a lot of things, and its value is comparable to the fingers of the laughing chef god Xiao Fugui.
There's no way there's a bug, this must be a joke.
The virtual image in front of me turned into the initial UI.
Very simple: [Panel], [Mall], [Warehouse], and [Task].
Click [Panel].
【Name: Lin Li】
【Age: 17】
[Physique: None]
[Passive ability: None]
[Active ability: none]
【System currency: None】
It's a very simple introduction, and the content is also quite bland.
The system probably didn't take those conventional abilities into account. Lin Li did have some special skills after all, or perhaps these special skills were not recognized.
However, this did not cause any setback to Lin Li, and it even made him more excited - if all his abilities were not recognized, then only superpowers would be counted?
That's not proof that the system gives itself super powers.
Lenovo system's initial words "Become Supreme" can make you a superman in modern times!
For Lin Li, this is better than those systems that only give money and power.
Click [Mall].
【Unlock after accumulating 300 system coins. 】
It seems that the door cannot be opened from this side for the time being, so Lin Li clicked on [Warehouse] again.
As expected, it was empty, but Lin Li still felt a little regretful. After all, he still hoped that the system would give him a big gift package for novices.
It doesn’t matter, having a system is already great, Lin Li comforted himself.
It seems that getting something for nothing is not the purpose of this system. Lin Li locked his eyes on the [Task] and prayed in his heart that the task given by the system would not be too difficult.
[When you first enter the world of immortal cultivation, you should have lofty ambitions even though you are a mortal. From now on, you should wipe out all the demons in the world! ]
[Task triggered! 】
[Task 1: Kill ten little demons, the Skyblood Crows, that often appear around your village and attack and hunt villagers.]
[Reward: Physical improvement: Spiritual energy absorption speed increased by 100%; System currency*50. ]
"..."
Lin Li crossed his hands and placed them under his nose.
silence.
No, no, it’s nine out of ten times wrong.
Lin Li patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder, and when he looked over, he asked sincerely:
"Bufan, I have a friend who just downloaded a game. The novice mission requires him to kill ten little devils, but he has no idea where they are. What should he do?"
"Let him ask the nearby NPC." Bai Bufan shrugged and said.
"Um……"
We are good brothers indeed, we have the same ideas.
"My friend just tried this option, and the NPC didn't seem to know it either." Lin Li's expression once again approached the sage mode, neither sad nor happy. "That's a disgusting forced map exploration game. Your friend better hope that the map is not too big." Bai Bufan waved his hand and said.
The map should not be big, only 5.1 million square kilometers, and this is without including the outer space DLC.
Lin Li continued to focus on the system.
Actually, it can’t be said that there is no guidance. The quest also says that the Blood Crow appears "around the village".
Lin Li is in the school, a key high school at the county level, and has nothing to do with the village.
"..."
Lin Li felt that he had to face one thing and could no longer deceive himself.
His eyes were fixed on the two phrases: "First time entering the world of immortal cultivation" and "In this strange world" in the system's initial message.
Looking out the window, the classroom is located on the second floor. There is not much scenery. As usual, there is no spiritual energy revival.
It’s the ordinary world where I have lived for seventeen years.
“Heh——” Lin Li took a deep breath.
Could it be...
Is it because I missed a step in the journey through time?
The more Lin Li thought about it, the more he felt that this was the case.
Nowadays, there are no creatures that dare to frequently appear and hunt humans. Any creature with courage would have been shot to death by humans with the truth.
only……
If I hadn't traveled through time, this mission would not have been completed, right?
If it is not completed, the mall cannot be activated and the rewards cannot be received...
What is the use of this system?
No, after you get Alzheimer's disease, you can call it up at any time to check your age and name.
Children are no longer afraid that their grandfather will forget their names. Wow, they are such geniuses!
All of a sudden... it's even more fucking sad.
Lin Li clicked through the system interface, but did not find the option of time travel.
"System brother?"
"customer service?"
"After-sales service?"
"..."
"dad?"
"If you don't reply, I will send the Earth's coordinates to the Trisolarans!"
Lin Li tried many methods, and he finally confirmed one thing - this system is not alive.
What a backward and low-performance system! Can't we install an artificial intelligence in it?
Could it be that the loading just now failed because of a bug?
Silence, extremely painful silence.
"Bufan, do you know which road nearby has more dump trucks?" Lin Li turned his head mechanically.
Maybe it's not too late to travel through time now.
"How do I know this? What do you want to do?" Bai Bufan was puzzled.
“I want to shoot a video in which I hide in the bushes, and when a dump truck comes over, I suddenly appear in front of it and scare it. There doesn’t seem to be a blogger who creates this kind of content on the Internet. I should be very popular.” Lin Li said with a wry smile.
"..."
"Are you talking about the fire from cremation?" Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up, then looked at his deskmate with some amusement and curiosity: "What's wrong with you? You look constipated."
"I collapsed." Lin Li told the truth.
"Nothing is impossible. Go home and find the derivative tonight, and everything will be fine once you get it." Bai Bufan comforted him perfunctorily. After all, from his perspective, Lin Li suddenly became like this within an hour, which proved that it was no big deal.
It should be the few days that men have every month.
"You won't understand me. I am so depressed that I am just one dump truck away from reaching the peak of my life." Lin Li sighed.
The system is there, but it doesn't work.
"No, I should understand you. I've also collapsed before, and it was just recently." Bai Bufan's expression became vicissitudes, and a melancholy and low breath emanated from his body: "I finally found a movie I really liked last weekend, but just when it was about to reach its climax, the network was stuck, and the picture froze on the male lead's face without eyes.
I gambled everything I had and tried my best, but I couldn't hold on and the gun exploded.
hateful! hateful! Damn it! !
Thinking about it now, I still feel very unwilling! That self-righteous and damned guy, I will never forgive him in my life!"
As it was still evening self-study time, Bai Bufan clenched his fist and lightly hammered on the table, but his expression looked slightly grim.
"..."
One has to say that Bai Bufan is truly a genius at comforting people. Lin Li suddenly found that he wasn't too devastated.
Well, anyway, what I lost was just what I just gained. To round it off, I was just fooled for two hours.
There was no way Lin Li would really bet that the dump truck could allow him to travel through time. That would be too stupid.
However, after all the ups and downs, it was unrealistic for him to concentrate on his studies again, so he decided to do nothing, empty his mind and wait for school to be over.
Everything should be a little better after a good night's sleep.
However, a blind mosquito flew over with an annoying sound and stuck to Lin Li's hand.
The classroom is on the second floor, and there are always a lot of mosquitoes in the summer.
I'm so sad, and you're still here sucking my blood?
Wouldn’t it be better for you to suck Bai Bufan’s blood?
If it were just now, he might be willing to treat everyone to a round of drinks and let him pay the bill to share his joy, but now, this is intolerable!
Lin Li kept his left hand still, and pretended to scratch his head with his right hand, and then with lightning speed -
"Snapped!"
There was a corpse in the palm of his hand, and because not much blood was sucked, there was no bloodstain.
Lin Li, who was about to ask for a tissue to wipe his hands, paused.
【Kill the little demon Tianxuewu (1/10). 】
Eh?!?!
(End of this chapter)