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Xiao Xin said embarrassedly.
"But Dad, if you were to have an affair, what type would you choose?"
"As for me, of course I'm the plump, curvy type."
Guangzhi said this without thinking, and not only that, he also made a gesture with his hands in a lewd manner.
"Hey, I like gentle ones with moles on the corners of their mouths."
Shin-chan also spoke in a lewd tone.
"Hey, boy, you know a lot."
"Dad isn't bad either."
The father and son looked at each other with a look that could only be understood but not expressed in words, grinning foolishly, with an abnormal blush on their faces, a hint of crystal at the corners of their mouths, and a lot of thoughts running through their minds.
"You guys...are pretty good?"
Just as the father and son were fantasizing, a cold voice sounded from behind them, causing them to tremble and get goose bumps.
The father and son turned around mechanically and saw Mei Ya holding a soup spoon in her right hand, with her hands on her waist. Her face was black, leaving only her fierce triangular eyes emitting a cold white light.
"You...you heard it all."
Guangzhi asked stutteringly, with hope of survival in his eyes.
"More or less."
"from where?"
"Well-proportioned..."
grunt.
Guangzhi swallowed nervously and a trace of cold sweat ran down his forehead.
"Actually, I can explain that it's all Shin-chan..."
"Mom, Dad said the person he had an affair with must be the exact opposite of mom."
Shin-chan spoke suddenly, just like a soldier reporting military intelligence to his superiors.
Hey, hey, little brat, are you betraying your lovely father now?
It’s okay, Dad. It won’t hurt for long.
Then why don't you try it?
I'm just a five-year-old kid and I don't know what you are talking about?
The father and son began to communicate with each other through eye contact.
"You two, apologize to me!"
Just when Meiya was about to lose her temper, a voice suddenly came from the door.
"Hello."
Then a handsome young man appeared.
"Ah, it's you, the trafficker!"
At this time, Xiaoxin suddenly pointed at the boy and shouted.
what!
Hiroshi and Misae immediately protected Shin-chan behind them.
"Who are you and why are you walking into someone else's house? Get out right now or I will call the police."
As the head of the family, Guangzhi was full of manliness and spoke to the boy seriously.
“Um, I am…”
The boy felt that Guangzhi seemed to have misunderstood, and quickly waved his hands. A trace of panic flashed across his handsome face. However, before he began to explain, he was interrupted by Misae who rushed over and hugged him.
"It's really you!"
Hiroshi and Shin-chan stared at the two people hugging each other in amazement.
"Dad, is Mom having an affair?"
Shin-chan said secretly to Hiroshi.
Guangzhi was now jealous as he watched his wife affectionately hugging a "pretty boy". His face turned green when he heard what Xiaoxin said.
Calm down, I need to stay calm. This is a misunderstanding, it must be a misunderstanding. Meiya loves me.
"Well...um, Meiya...you..."
The boy looked at Guangzhi who was hesitant to speak, and suddenly he became playful and gently patted Meiya's shoulder with his right hand. In fact, this was also because Guangzhi was confused, otherwise he would have noticed that Meiya was just grabbing the boy's shoulders with both hands and not hugging her at all.
Click, click.
For some reason, Xiaoxin felt that his father turned into a stone statue in an instant and then shattered.
"Xiao Yi, why are you here?"
Only then did Meiya recover from her excitement and said happily.
"Xiao, Xiao Yi?"
Guangzhi said doubtfully.
"Yes, this is the brother I told you about, Xiao Shan Yi."
Meiya said to Xiaoxin happily: "Xiaoxin, this is your uncle."
uncle?
Xiao Xin stared at Xiao Shan Yi blankly.
"I'm Xiao Shanyi. I'll ask you to take care of my brother-in-law from now on. Please give me your guidance, brother-in-law, Xiao Xin."
Xiao Shanyi bowed politely.
After Guangzhi realized it was a misunderstanding, he warmly welcomed Xiaoshanyi. Xiaoxin looked curiously at the man he should call uncle.
Xiaoshan Yi's sudden arrival interrupted Mei Ya's anger, and later because of the naughty behavior of the father and son, Mei Ya's anger became even more intense this time.
"Hey, Xiaoyi, come here, sister will show you the room."
After venting her anger, Meiya walked out of the room refreshed.
"Okay, sister."
Xiao Yi followed Mei Ya obediently, and at the same time saw the father and son lying on the ground in the room, twitching from time to time.
"Xiao Yi, this way."
"Come...come."
A drop of cold sweat ran down Xiao Shanyi's forehead, and he hurriedly caught up with Meiya, making up his mind that he would never mess with Sister Meiya.
Soon it was dinner time.
"cheers!"
The four of them sat at the dining table lively.
"I'm so sorry, Xiaoyi, I didn't prepare any good dishes."
Meiya felt very sorry.
"No, no, it's already very rich."
Xiao Yi quickly shook his head, indicating that he really liked eating it.
Guangzhi, who had been paying close attention to the situation, knew from his experience as an office worker that Xiaoyi was telling the truth, and he finally felt relieved.
"Xiao Yi is here to study, right? Why not in Kumamoto?"
"Well, because the high school here is famous throughout the country, many students are admitted to the University of Tokyo, and the scholarships are also very generous."
Xiao Yi put down his bowl and chopsticks and explained.
"Hehe, our Xiaoyi was specially enrolled by Kasuga High School. Not only is the tuition waived, but there is also a scholarship."
Meiya said proudly at this time.
Guangzhi was also shocked when he heard this. He knew Kasuga High School and how difficult it was to get in. As a specially recruited student, Xiaoshan Yi was even more outstanding than anyone could imagine.
Xiaoxin has a good role model now.
"But why is my uncle so smart and my mother so stupid?"
At this time, Xiaoxin, who had been eating silently, suddenly said.
"Yes, yes, robot idiot, robot idiot."
Guangzhi also got excited and joked.
"You guys, humph, Shin-chan's lunch boxes will have green peppers from now on, and husband, the amount of beer will be cut in half this month."
"Hey! Why is this happening?
Looking at the noisy Nohara family, Xiaoshan Yi smiled gently.
In fact, the reasons just now are not necessary, it’s just because you are here.
Xiaoshan Yi is actually a time traveler. In his previous life, he loved Crayon Shin-chan so much that he never missed a single episode. After traveling through time, he was very happy to know that Meiya is his sister.
Forever five-year-old, here I come.
Chapter 3 A fateful encounter
"Phew, it's another pleasant morning."
Xiao Shanyi opened the window and looked at the sunny weather outside and the sparrows playing with each other, feeling particularly happy.
Xiao Shanyi tidied up the room. He was now living in the room where Mengya would live in the future. When he walked downstairs, he saw Meiya who had just woken up and was yawning.
"Morning, Miss Meiya."
"Ah, Xiaoyi, you're still up so early. Ahaha."