Chapter 5 According to unofficial records
Chapter 5 According to unofficial records
"DiDi Di Di Di Di Di Di Di Di!"
Lin Li uses an Android phone, but that doesn't stop him from setting his Apple pacemaker as his wake-up ringtone.
Honestly, this sound is enough to give me a heart attack.
[A day's plan begins in the morning! The rising sun can shatter the darkness! Those who can ascend to the supreme path are all strong-minded and firm in their principles. To become the strongest, one should start in the morning! ]
[Task triggered! 】
[Task 1: Get up before the Mao hour and start practicing seriously, and do it for at least half an hour before the Chen hour.]
[Reward: Kung Fu: Eight-stage Body Building Kung Fu. ]
It wasn't triggered when Lin Li woke up, but he saw it when he woke up.
Yesterday I was still complaining that the skills were not given first. It seems that the time of system activation is not right. If it was in the morning, this task should have come out first.
Mao time is from 5:00 to 7:00, which means that the system requires you to get up before 5:00 and exercise for at least one hour before 7:00.
It doesn’t feel too difficult, but I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to finish it.
Get up, wash, and ride your bike to school.
Sometimes I really have to admit that what the teacher said about being able to hear our class's voices at the stairs is true.
Bai Bufan's voice is quite recognizable, and now he seems to be telling a story:
"According to unofficial historical records, Zhao Zilong defeated the enemy at Changbanpo, but this girl at Changbanpo was no pushover either. She was the top girl at Yihong Courtyard!
In a flash, Changbanpo used a move directly, and Zhao Zilong was defeated in an instant, and there was no way to stop..."
"Your wild history is too wild."
"The only thing left in the wild is Shi!"
"Is this too wild? Then let's change it. According to unofficial historical records, Lü Fengxian was never a slave of three surnames. It's a complete fallacy. He was actually a slave of three surnames..."
"This one is even more heavyweight."
"Kids, it's time for dinner!" When Lin Li appeared at the back door, it was like a keeper entering the zoo at dinner time. In an instant, a group of people came up to him, screaming and surrounding him, and took away their breakfast.
Lin Li did not charge any extra travel expenses. They were all classmates, and usually they would treat him to a meal in return, and Lin Li did not care about that.
However, Lin Li also told them that if he got up late, he would not risk being late to buy breakfast for everyone. Of course, those students who did not have breakfast would not go hungry for the whole morning, and they could take advantage of the break to go to the school store to buy a bag of toast.
No one would complain about such a small matter - Lin Li was too lazy to make friends with those who would complain, let alone bring them breakfast.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan both returned to their seats.
Looking at Bai Bufan who was eating, Lin Li thought about his second task and asked sincerely: "Bufan."
"Ok?"
"Have you ever been a prostitute?"
The rice noodle roll that Bai Bufan had just eaten almost spit out from his nose. After taking a sip of water to calm himself down, he looked at Lin Li in shock: "Ah?"
"Are you clear about the process?" Lin Li thought Bai Bufan didn't hear clearly, so he repeated it.
"I... am very interested. Please elaborate." Bai Bufan did not seem to answer the question. He sat upright, listening more seriously than when he was in class.
Most people wouldn't ask this kind of question, so Bai Bufan lowered his voice and asked:
"Brother Zilong, are you planning to go find a Changbanpo as well?"
"You left in such a hurry yesterday, could it be..." Bai Bufan gradually understood everything, followed by questioning and hesitation of being betrayed: "Have you betrayed our Virgin Association? No——"
Lin Li: "..."
"What are you talking about? I just wanted to ask if you understand this."
"How would I know this? What's the difference between you and me? We are both people who have stayed in the Taoist temple for a long time.
And although I am very interested, I would not dare to do that if you really asked me to do it. I can't even think about how embarrassing my life would be if I was caught. "Bai Bufan shook his head.
Lin Li nodded in deep approval.
Not informed, but understandable.
After all, it is a key high school at the county level. It is really a bit unreasonable to ask this here.
It would be better to find a yellow-haired thug on the street to ask, which would be effective, but you would probably get beaten up.
It is better to go for a field investigation in the next few days and take formal action at the weekend.
At this time, Bai Bufan glanced at Lin Li suspiciously: "Are you really not going?"
"I have an incompatible hatred for gambling and drugs. How could I do such a thing?" Lin Li sneered.
"Although I don't really believe it, Lin Li, if you really want to do this, you'd better be careful. In recent years, the crackdown on pornography has been serious. I am actually one of them and I know it well." Bai Bufan patted Lin Li's shoulder and warned him earnestly. "Have you been swept?"
"I'm a member of the fucking anti-pornography team!"
"Haha." Lin Li sneered.
"You don't believe it? You should know that I once cracked down on multiple pornographic and obscene groups in one day!" Bai Bufan exclaimed and glared.
"How dare you call me a traitor? People like you who report me in Sage Mode are the real traitors to the human organization!" Lin Li was angry.
People like Bai Bufan are not worthy of being his brother.
"I didn't take him down by reporting him. I hate spies like this the most. How could I do such a thing?" Bai Bufan's eyes were a little sad.
"Huh? How did you do that?"
"Disband."
Lin Li: "..."
"So you're the fucking group owner? Are you disbanding the group because you're afraid of being swept away?"
That's quite true.
Let’s just say we should completely eliminate the group chat.
Bai Bufan ate the rice roll sadly. No answer was given, but it was better than an answer.
"You, my friend, you are the real hero." Lin Li said solemnly.
Lin Li must be a good brother to Bai Bufan for life.
"Wait, you never invited me to join the group!"
Retracting his good brother remarks, Bai Bufan is still a pure beast.
"This is my junior high school story. Ten years ago, I didn't know you and you didn't belong to me~"
"Haha, you are worthy of being my brother. A hero emerges from youth!"
"Collect the Chinese test papers." As morning reading approached and the class was almost gathered, the Chinese class representative stood up and spoke to all the group leaders.
"Guangzhi, save me!" Lin Li was stunned for a moment and then shouted suddenly.
Since last night my mind has been full of the little devil Tianxuewu. Who still remembers this thing!
It’s still the Chinese homework that is the most difficult to copy and has the most words!
Cursive, start!
What about Zhang Xu, Huang Tingjian, and Wang Xizhi? In the face of extreme anger, he is the real king of cursive script.
If you know how to do it, then do it!
I fucking copy, copy, copy!
Fortunately, there was no need to write an essay on this test, otherwise Lin Li would have to bring up the story of how his mother carried him to the hospital on a rainy day.
Fortunately, he just had to collect them before the Chinese class. Seeing Lin Li writing furiously, the team leader did not make things difficult for him.
"Ding ding ding!" The class bell rang.
"Turn to 'Ten Thoughts to Admonish Emperor Taizong' and start morning reading." The Chinese class representative has already stood on the stage.
"I have heard that if you want a tree to grow tall, you must strengthen its roots; if you want a river to flow far..."
"What are you singing today?" Bai Bufan asked, taking out the textbook and looking at Lin Li.
"casual."
"Then it's Silence."
"Row."
"The piano is the only thing left to play with me all day~" Bai Bufan, holding the compulsory Chinese textbook vertically in front of him, sang affectionately.
"The sleeping cello, so quiet and old~" Lin Li continued without stopping and without raising his head.
"I think you've made it very clear~"
"..."
The two sang affectionately.
Because they all know it.
If you don't study hard in the morning, singing karaoke will be a waste of time.
(End of this chapter)