Chapter 5: There is a tumor in the middle of the earphones, good luck 666
Chapter 5: There is a tumor in the middle of the earphones, good luck 666
Jiang Nian noticed the blind spot.
But I didn't care.
After all, his system is a role-playing system.
The core purpose is to make oneself stronger by playing the role of a eunuch, practicing martial arts, and coming into contact with the extraordinary.
Acting is a means for him to get in touch with the extraordinary.
If you insist on saying there are any shortcomings.
"It seems that there are no shortcomings!"
Jiang Nian murmured.
Although playing the role of a eunuch may cause misunderstandings and make people wonder whether he has any special hobbies or unspeakable secrets.
But this had no effect on Jiang Nian, who was so good at saying that he was gay in order to fool little girls when he was in school!
Jiang Nian even hoped that their inherent impression of him would always remain the same.
In this way, it would be more convenient for Jiang Nian to drive secretly.
"But speaking of it, when I told my little girl that I was gay, was it something from my previous life or this life?"
"Damn it, they are mixed together, I can't tell them apart."
Scratching his head, Jiang Nian muttered something, and then put the matter behind him.
Because it doesn't matter.
What is important is your own system.
Recalling the martial arts memories about 'Du Gao' in my mind.
Jiang Nian felt a little itchy.
As a man, he also has a dream of martial arts and becoming a hero.
When he was young, he even thought about going to Shaolin Temple for further studies.
However, this thought was interrupted that afternoon by my mother who was busy in the kitchen with the words "Do you think I look like Shaolin Temple?"
Jiang Nian replied, "Like".
Then he was hit by a flying shoe and that was the end of it.
At present, Jiang Nian has not only been exposed to martial arts, but also the extraordinary martial arts in film and television dramas.
How could Jiang Nian sit still like this?
So he thought about it, put on the casual men's suit he bought on Pinduoduo for 19.9, put on Xtep shoes, walked out of the room, and headed towards the nearby park.
After half an hour.
In the pavilion in the park.
Standing in it, Jiang Nian recalled the martial arts training techniques in his memory.
He imitated others and practiced martial arts by copying others.
I don’t know if it’s the help of the system or if Jiang Nian just has some talent for ideas.
This martial arts training.
He was like Kennedy in a convertible, he got it.
In Jiang Nian's eyes, those obscure contents in Du Gao's memory were like doing Xiao Yuan's mental arithmetic. He could recite them fluently and apply them without even thinking about them.
Now, Jiang Nian is practicing the Shaolin Boy's Kung Fu that 'Du Gao' is best at in the play, and it is also the one that made the protagonist suffer in the first three episodes!
This is a martial art that is also recorded in reality.
It is one of the most difficult martial arts in Shaolin boxing.
If you want to practice, you must start from childhood and practice basic skills such as horse stance, chair stance, and T-stance.
At the same time, master the skills of seeing, hearing, grabbing, pulling, pushing, etc.
And he is proficient in using the eight major body techniques including rising, falling, advancing, sideways and retracting.
Only in this way can you be strong inside and out, hiding your strength without showing it.
In actual combat, the fighter displays the momentum of being as graceful as a cat, shaking like a tiger, walking like a dragon, moving like lightning, and making a sound like thunder.
And in movies and TV.
This Shaolin Boy's Kung Fu has become an internal skill, and the conditions for practicing it are even more stringent.
Not only are the moves more complicated.
When practicing, you need the assistance of mental methods.
It is also necessary for martial artists to always maintain a pure yang body, that is, the body of a virgin.
Once the precepts are broken, or the practitioner is not a pure yang body.
In the worst case, the blood will flow backwards and the person will die suddenly.
"and many more?"
"Death on the spot?!"
Jiang Nian, who was practicing while flipping through Du Gao's memory, was completely stunned after seeing this passage.
It's not that he's careless.
I didn't read it carefully when the system issued the 'Du Gao' memory.
On the contrary, Jiang Nian looked very carefully at that time. The reason why this situation happened now was that the system sent the memory of 'Du Gao'.
Memory is a very subjective thing.
It’s like when people recall their childhood, they always feel that they were very happy and carefree back then.
But he completely forgot that he made a mistake as a child and was chased around the village by his parents with a broom.
The reason for this is that the latter has no meaning.
You can't think about the mistakes you made as a child and wonder why you are being chased every time you can't sleep.
Such is the memory of 'Du Gao'.
As a eunuch, maintaining one's virginity was a non-controversial matter for Du Gao.
Such meaningless things would naturally be forgotten by 'Du Gao'.
As a result, when Jiang Nian was practicing martial arts and needed to study every word in depth, he noticed this hidden thunder.
"WRNM, this works too!"
"I'm not going to have any problems with my training, am I?"
Jiang Nian was a little confused and a little panicked.
It’s not that his psychological quality is poor, but the side effects of this Shaolin Boy’s Kung Fu are really scary.
He wanted to stop.
But there seemed to be no point in stopping because he had already completed a cycle of practice.
Don’t ask why, the reason is that this damn side effect is written on the last page.
Jiang Nian felt uneasy.
I was wondering whether I should make an appointment with a specialist before the side effects occur.
This way, even if someone has gone astray, they should be able to be rescued as soon as possible.
Just when he was thinking wildly.
[Shaolin Boy's Kung Fu Proficiency +1]
Jiang Nian suddenly noticed a line of small words popping up in the upper right corner of his sight.
He was slightly startled.
Then quickly turn on the system.
【Film and Television Emperor System 1.0】
【User: Jiang Nian】
[Realm: None]
[Skill: Shaolin Boy's Kung Fu "Not Up to the Standard" (0/10)]
【Attention: 203】
[Currently playable role: Eunuch]
[Unlocked Character: Du Gao]
Looking around, Jiang Nian's system panel didn't change much from before he left.
There's just one more row of 'Unlocked Characters' and one more skill in the skill column.
"This"
"I have mastered it?"
Looking at the system panel, Jiang Nian frowned slightly, somewhat uncertain.
It's not that I'm questioning the authenticity of the system.
Jiang Nian had an idea in his mind. This kind of high-end creation was extremely meticulous.
Even if you make a mistake, the system will not make a mistake.
He mainly didn't understand that in martial arts, it is clearly stated that if one does not practice with a virgin body, there will be backlash.
Why is it that I have made progress in my martial arts training, but nothing happens to me?
Could it be that.
"Has the system corrected the negative effects?"
This thought flashed through Jiang Nian’s mind.
I am certain that this is the case.
You can't say that he is still a naive boy.
This kind of thing can just be fooled by outsiders.
If you even fool yourself, it would be like there is a tumor in the middle of the earphones, you are so lucky.
As for whether it is possible, I am the one in a million martial arts genius.
how to say.
If Jiang Nian was really a one-in-a-million martial arts genius, he would probably be hanging out in the Cheng family Stunt Team now.
Instead of being like today, playing supporting roles for two years and finally becoming a eunuch.
(End of this chapter)