Chapter 7: Blessing Ointment

Chapter 7: Blessing Ointment

Chapter 7: Blessing Ointment
"It's reasonable to beautify your own products in order to sell them."

"Besides, I didn't lie."

While Li Yu was comforting himself in this way, he had already been led to the inner room by the mature Hong Gu.

After glancing around, she immediately saw that in addition to a large number of cosmetics such as rouge, powder, and ointments, there were also many women's underwear, all of which were quite avant-garde in style.

Apparently, this was also the dressing room for the female employees of the Rouge Shop.

In order to avoid ruining the business due to offense, Li Yu quickly retracted his gaze, revealed a confused and serious expression, and looked directly at Hong Gu.

This beautiful woman was also looking at him. On the surface, she looked like a mature older sister, and was teasing Li Yu with an affectionate look.

It seems that as long as he takes the initiative, he will be able to enjoy the benefits and accomplish good things.

The place where the two of them were seemed very suitable.

But Li Yu didn't think so. At this moment, he was sure that some of his secrets had been seen through, so his whole body was tense, and there were alarm bells ringing in his heart, and the eggs in his belly were ready to move.

When the atmosphere became tense, Hong Gu suddenly smiled charmingly, took a step back, hooked her finger and said:

"Take the stuff out, little brother."

"Although Sun Sanniang often sells me some rare and exotic items that can be used for beauty, she has never shown me a pet like the one you mentioned."

"Could it be that you think my price for this shop is too low?"

After hearing these words, Li Yu breathed a sigh of relief.

He knew very well that the two sides were not on the same level at all.

If a conflict really occurs, death is almost certain.

Unless he completely gave up his reason and allowed the forbidden egg to parasitize, his original body and Li Yu would disappear from then on, and only a brutal and cruel son of the forbidden god with a cannibalistic taste would remain. In that case, what would be the difference between that and death?
After thinking this through, Li Yu did not hesitate and became more calm and peaceful.

He reached into his bosom and took out the first yellow talisman wooden box. As he opened it, he told the truth:
"It's not that she doesn't want to, but this pet will only be born after her death."

"It is a little ugly, but it does have the ability to devour filthy excess flesh and blood. It is also a living pet that can be tamed."

"It is still young now. As long as it is fed more, it should be able to grow eyes, nose and other facial features soon."

"As for the breeding that Shopkeeper Hong mentioned, it is a solitary female and I'm afraid it won't be able to reproduce."

When Li Yu finished speaking, the wooden box was half opened.

With a sharp and disgusting hissing sound, the upper half of the blood sausage's body with sharp teeth and mouth jumped out, trying to twist and bite the back of Li Yu's hand.

But he held it down with his thumb and couldn't move.

This scene, the appearance of this so-called pet, coupled with his words, is really weird and terrifying.

Even though Hong Gu herself was an evil cultivator at the eighth level of the regular sequence, she couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.

After a while, he seemed to realize something:

"You mean... this ugly thing is the extraordinary pet you mentioned?"

"And it is actually made from your mother's intestines?"

It is not difficult to hear that Hong Gu, who thinks she is knowledgeable, is also very surprised at this moment.

The look she gave Li Yu had less teasing in it and was filled with a hint of fear.

Looks like a simple and sloppy boy!
His words and actions are truly weird.

Upon hearing this, Li Yu first nodded in acknowledgment, then shook his head, and then, as if he had no defenses at all, he directly told some of the Jiao couple's family secrets.

"It is indeed made from Sun Sanniang's intestines. It is the essence of the forbidden meat of strange creatures that she has eaten over the years."

"But Sun Sanniang is not my real mother, but my adoptive mother."

"Something went wrong with their training, and now they are both dead."

"I have closed all the businesses of the Jiao family. This is the last business I am here for. If Shopkeeper Hong is unwilling to buy, I will go to the Hehefang next door. I heard that there is a strong man there who is also buying such rare items to excrete and remove excess blood, flesh and essence from the body."

"This blood sausage has an advantage over other dead things. It can be transplanted and become another organ in the monk's body."

These words mixed with seemingly superfluous information immediately made Hong Gu's expression change slightly.

She is a business person!

Sun Sanniang had no relationship with her, so why should she care about her life or death?

All you need to know is that this ugly thing in front of you is actually a good thing and it will be of great use if you buy it.

"Make an offer!"

When Li Yu heard these three words, a bright smile immediately appeared on his face.

……

Soon, the door curtain of the inner room of the Nichang Rouge Shop was lifted, and the beautiful woman and the sloppy young man walked out with flushed smiles on their faces.

Obviously, both of them were very satisfied with the transaction.

If you only look at this scene!

Who could have imagined that the transaction was actually about the beautiful woman buying the intestines of the young man's adoptive mother?

After coming out, Li Yu maintained the persona he had deliberately created, and said in a simple and stiff manner, "No need to send Shopkeeper Hong off," and then left the rouge shop on his own.

On the surface, there was no extra expression on his face, but his heart was full of joy.

One thousand taels!

This is the price of selling that blood sausage.

According to the prices of the extraordinary items recorded in the account book, it is not high, but it is not low either.

Li Yu was very content because there were no accidents or conflicts during the sales process.

With this one thousand taels, he could at least solve the problems of eating and preparing spiritual food for his own family. For the time being, he shouldn't have to sell the poisonous brain, the dirty kitchen knife, and the human skin scroll.

With a lot of money in his pocket, Li Yu stood on the street.

I looked up at the scorching sun and estimated that it was around 9:00 p.m.

The main street of Tianjifang, which has a strong commercial atmosphere, is also beginning to become bustling.

Various shouts entered his ears:

"Come on, come on, freshly baked all-meat buns. There's nothing I can't make, except for the fillings you can imagine."

"Come quickly if you want to buy a pet. Whether it's the three-eyed dog in the Wangui Tundra, the mermaid in the Horror Valley, or the beautiful snake in the Black Forest, Tianji Pet Shop has everything and will never disappoint you."

"All Qi turns to smoke, life is like a dream, Tianji Yanqi Hall is opening with a big sale."

"Want to get rich overnight? Want to make a comeback? Come to Tianjifang Casino. Here, we have all the gambling methods in the world and accept all kinds of collateral, including property, treasures, wives, daughters, servants, bodies and souls... There are no taboos. You can lose many times, but as long as you win once, the rewards will be endless."

"Soft maids, all kinds of prosthetics, and three new ecstasy dream machines, which can be customized to experience all the beautiful dreams in the world. As long as you dare to think, we dare to give it to you. At the Tianji Ecstasy Club, you can get a VIP card for 800 taels of silver. Don't miss it if you pass by."

……

The last part, an advertisement from a club, almost broke Li Yu's defense. What does it mean?
He worked hard to sell a rare item, but the money he earned could only get him a so-called VIP card?
“This is a horrible price!”

"The Dream Machine, could it be the real fantasy sensory warehouse that only existed in novels and movies in the previous life?"

Even though Li Yu came from a society that had experienced a material explosion, he had to admit it at this time.

The temptation is great here.

He had only been standing on the street for a moment, and his mind was already filled with various advertisements, each trying to arouse the desire in him.

I wanted to leave quickly, but what happened was.

The "egg-banning" eggs, which had just been quiet for two hours, finally digested the food in its stomach and started to rebel again.

Accompanied by a gurgling sound, Li Yu immediately developed a terrifying appetite.

Saliva gushed out of his mouth.

His eyes glowed green, and the two evil eyes on his forehead showed signs of opening again. He felt that he could eat an entire cow alive.

"It's not over!"

Li Yu cursed in his heart, wishing he could cut open his stomach, pull out the forbidden egg and chop it up.

Unfortunately, it is not possible. This evil creature is tightly integrated with the body to form a large pill of human flesh, and it cannot be separated by ordinary means.

The most fatal thing is that the initiative is not in his hands.

If it weren't for the forbidden egg instinct to take over Li Yu's body and become the son of the forbidden god, it could burst out of the belly at any time, leaving behind a corpse and looking for the next host.

Therefore, no matter how unwilling Li Yu was, he could only deal with it carefully at this stage and not make any mistakes.

Feeling a horrible hunger welling up in him, he immediately began to sweep the streets for shops that could provide food.

Fortunately, he now had a "huge sum of money" in his pocket, so even if the record in the account book was painful for the couple, he could still order whatever he wanted from the table provided by the Garuda Restaurant opened by the so-called old demon Zhu Can.

Of course, he wouldn't really go there, because according to the records, the old demon Zhu Can was a high-sequence expert in the Forbidden God Path, so one can imagine what dishes the restaurant he opened would serve.

Soon, he found a lot of targets.

Excluding those that require waiting, there are also steamed bun shops, various specialty snack stalls, and a canned food shop.

That’s right, canned food has already been developed in Wanfu City.

Even though it contained the flesh and blood of animals that he had never heard of in his previous life, it still made him feel very familiar.

Needless to say, this is another change brought about by the [Tiangong Sect].

So for the next morning, Li Yu spent part of the time trying to experience it and part of the time trying to comfort the forbidden egg.

He spent a total of twenty taels of silver, ate until he had opened his stomach, and ate for two or three hours.

In this process!

Not only was the egg-ban satisfied, Li Yu himself was also extremely happy.

On the second day of the journey, he finally ate normal food.

No more dirty bacon, stale rice, old pickled cabbage and other disgusting things.

After finishing his shopping, Li Yu thought that he would be safe for the next day and night, so he bought a lot of instant canned food and hurried home.

Although he still had a lot of things to do if he wanted to settle down, he had to do them one by one and not rush.

Following the same path we came from, we left the main street and went around a few old streets.

When Li Yu could vaguely see his own yard, he also saw that the old street, which was already quite lively with many neighbors, seemed even more lively now.

It seemed as if all the neighbors had come out and surrounded the intersection.

There, there was a strange figure and a weird mechanical object that was constantly spewing steam.

When he got closer, he could see it clearly. It seemed to be made up of a carriage, a mechanical cabinet, a storage rack, a copper stove and other things. It was filled with all kinds of strange and new things, just like a mobile grocery store.

Li Yu recognized only two of them.

Electric eel lamps, and a smaller and more sophisticated version of the bronze chicken.

In front of the grocery store, there was a young man standing. He was wearing a long gown and a vest full of pockets. Some kind of Bagua-like patterns were embroidered all over his clothes.

This man always had a smiling face and wore a single-frame glasses connected to a gold chain. He was enthusiastically selling the various goods he brought this time to the neighbors around him.

"Neighbors!"

"You are in luck this time. Meng has brought a lot of new products from our Tiangong Sect."

"Each one of them has not yet been put on the market, and it is absolutely impossible to find it outside."

"For example, this pair of [Black Thunder Wings] has a Heavenly Thunder Core inside. As long as you put it on your back, even a mortal can enjoy the joy of flying, and the sound of wind and thunder can be produced in the process. It is really majestic. If any neighbor wants to buy it, you can take it home for 100 taels of silver."

"And this [Variable Boiler], with it, the family no longer needs any kitchen utensils or stoves, nor any cooking skills. All you need to do is put various ingredients in it, and it will randomly produce various delicious dishes. This convenient good thing only costs two hundred taels of silver."

"Oh, this is the latest bodybuilding item, the [Blessing Ointment]. The boss told me that this item has the power of blessing. As long as you apply it to a certain part of the body, it will make that part swell permanently. It can be applied anywhere, and it can be used by both men and women. It costs three hundred taels of silver, and it's fair to everyone."

"But the most important one is this [Skull-blasting Gun]. It is a real weapon. As long as you point the muzzle of the gun at the prey's head and gather your energy for ten breaths, you can blow its head off... As we all know, no district in Wanfu City is peaceful, especially our South District, which is a place of outstanding people and beautiful scenery. We need such a good thing to protect ourselves the most. You can buy it for five hundred taels of silver."

……

Li Yu was eager to return home, but he was still stopped by these incredible wonders and the passionate introduction.

At this moment, he suddenly understood why Jiao Qing would buy such a lousy thing as the [Bronze Crowing Rooster].

The salesman of Tiangong Sect is indeed very eloquent.

Although it can be seen from Sun Sanniang's account records that the products of Tiangong Sect are not all perfect.

The couple even speculated that the products carried by the salesmen sent by the Tiangong Sect to go door to door in the four major districts of Wanfu City were mostly defective products that would never be put on the market.

They put it up for sale probably with the intention of using the city residents as experimental subjects and making scapegoats.

of course!

Even so, everyone in Wanfu City, from the common people to the extraordinary people, found it difficult to resist the endless stream of natural wonders.

While dismantling the platform, they are also thinking about buying it at a low price.

For example, at this moment, every time the salesman finished introducing a product, the neighbors around him started to criticize him:

"What black thunder wings? It must be a one-time evil creature. If I really carry it up to the sky, I'm afraid I will never come down again. One tael of silver, no more."

"The versatile boiler is just a blender, right? The dishes I cook with my feet are better than those made with it. Two taels of silver, I'll buy it and take it apart for fun."

"This damned ointment must be very expensive, otherwise there is no such a cheap thing in the world. Three taels of silver, I will buy it."

"You need to aim and charge for ten breaths before you can blow someone's head off? Is there anything more useless than this in the world? Five taels of silver, I can buy it."

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(End of this chapter)