Chapter 7 I Can't Breathe!
Chapter 7 I Can't Breathe!
Sato Kazuma found that under normal circumstances Senior Kobayashi is still easy to talk to.
Like tonight's sumptuous dinner.
Logically speaking, they only hunted down a giant frog and a wild boar today, and the mission bounty they received couldn't afford the expensive meal tonight.
But senior Xiao Lin still treated him generously.
And even though she was obviously too drunk and began to perform banquet talents in the adventurer's guild hall, Senior Kobayashi didn't shout to stop, but watched her laughing and joking with everyone with a smile.
Kazuma Sato shouted symbolically: "Hey——, Akua, pay attention to your image, aren't you "the one"! "
"Which one is that?" "
Akua was so drunk that she didn't even know who she was.
Xiao Lin waved his hand: "Forget it, today's team's first meeting, let her go."
Now that Senior Kobayashi said so, Sato Kazuma didn't speak anymore.
"Xiao Lin, I want to drink bubble wine too."
Megumin saw that Akua drank boldly, so she also wanted to try it.
"No, you can't drink."
Kobayashi refused decisively.
Megumi was not happy: "What do you mean, Akuya, Darkness, and Kazuma are all fine, why don't you let me drink it? Is it a deliberate distinction?!"
A fierce punch.
If a reasonable explanation is not given, it is estimated that the explosion magic will be used to seek a nuclear explanation in the next second.
In order to prevent her from going crazy, Sato Kazuma quickly said: "Don't be silly, little loli, you are still underage, do you want us to be arrested by the guards?"
In Axel... or in another world, the laws in this regard are extremely strict, and it is absolutely not allowed to sell and lure minors to drink alcohol, otherwise they will be arrested and sentenced to severe punishment.
By the way, the law of the different world stipulates that the adult is 14 years old, and Megumin is still a few months away.
"Little, little loli...you actually call me little loli."
Huihui couldn't hold back anymore.
It is true that she lowered the team's altitude by herself, but she was unable to make up for her lack of nutrition since she was a child.
And if you want to catch up, you need to use external force, such as kneading, kneading, kneading, etc. Of course, these are things for later.
Hui Hui calmed down after being taught a lesson.
After eating and drinking, everyone in the team went back to their respective homes.
Megumin was sent back by Darkness, and the three of Kobayashi returned to the hotel.
During the period, Sato Kazuma made Kobayashi a coolie on the grounds that his strength was too weak to carry the goddess.
This guy looked like an excuse because he thought it was troublesome, and there was a chance to let him carry a giant frog as punishment.
Sato Kazuma, who was walking in front, didn't see Kobayashi's malicious smile behind him, but he still felt an inexplicable cold air blowing from behind, and couldn't help shivering.
After that, the three returned to the hotel smoothly.
Throw the drunken goddess on the bed, and the two of them hit the floor.
The whole process was smooth and smooth, and Sato Kazuma didn't react until the lights were turned off and he went to sleep.
Suddenly, he sat up from the floor and shouted, "No! It shouldn't be like this!"
"What's wrong with being so surprised?"
Kobayashi turned on the light again, and a faint light filled the room.
"Why didn't Senior Xiao Lin sleep on the bed?"
"Because I'm afraid of being smothered to death again."
Being breast-killed by the stupid goddess is already embarrassing enough, and what is even more embarrassing is being breast-killed twice, so in order to avoid it happening again, he took the initiative to give up the bed to Akuya.
Sato Kazuma said again: "Then why don't we rent a room anymore? It can't be full occupancy today, right?"
"Well... there's a reason for that."
Kobayashi told him his plan.
"On the one hand, the deposit is almost exhausted, and on the other hand, I want to save money to buy a house."
"Saving money to buy a house? Why?"
"You see, we are a team after all, and it would be very troublesome to live in hotels all the time. If our team lives together, it can save a lot of money in the hotel, and at the same time, it can shorten the distance between each other. Building a deeper relationship kills two birds with one stone, doesn’t it?”
"In that case, yes."
Eating and living together, having the same blessings and sharing the same hardships, has the atmosphere of an adventurer, and Sato Kazuma also yearns for this kind of life.
"So I decided that starting tomorrow, 3% of the bounty for the team's missions will be reserved, and the rest will be shared equally. Of course, the individual missions each accepts will not receive a percentage. What do you think of this arrangement, Sato-kun?"
"Well, I don't care."
Although he didn't object, he was still a little worried, "Although the idea is good, we need to buy a big house for five people to live together, and it probably won't be possible in a short time."
What happened today made Sato Kazuma deeply realize that none of the team is a reliable teammate except Senior Kobayashi.
The bounties received from the crusade missions can't even afford to pay for dinner tonight, and buying a house is even more out of reach.
I can only say that the future is worrying.
"Don't worry, I already have a countermeasure."
Kobayashi looked swearing.
Sato Kazuma was very surprised, and quickly asked: "What method, Senior Kobayashi?!"
"Let me keep this a secret for now."
Kobayashi's pretending to be mysterious made Sato and Zhen anxiously tickle his heart.
But he was still very caring and didn't get to the bottom of it. Knowing how to advance and retreat to create highlight moments for others is also one of his strengths.
Turn off the lights again and fall asleep.
midnight.
Kobayashi, who was sleeping soundly, felt tightness in his chest and difficulty in breathing. When he opened his eyes, he saw a water-blue figure occupying his entire field of vision. It turned out that his head was held in the arms of the stupid goddess again.
"Again?!"
His eyes widened, and his anger rose.
Last time he died because of an accidental accident. If he was involved in the chest murder again this time, what face would he have to call himself the leader of the team and not be ridiculed by them?
You said that it is very enjoyable to be hugged by a beautiful girl with excellent temperament and figure?
How can it be!
The target was that Akuya whose intelligence was equal to that of the Monkey King. No matter how depraved he was, he would never be able to have feelings for an idiot, let alone lay hands on her!
No, teach her a lesson!
Thinking of this, Xiao Lin wrapped his index finger around the back of her neck and used elementary magic while he was still breathing.
— Freeze!
The effect is that it can blow out a ray of freezing cold wind, which is very practical but not lethal. It can be regarded as a rudimentary magic suitable for teasing people.
The cold air blew past, and Aqua shivered.
Just when Kobayashi thought she would let go of herself, Goddess Fool muttered as if feeling cold in her sleep:
"It's so cold~~~"
Then the hands holding Xiao Lin were gradually tightened, and even the thighs were lifted up, just like myself with the quilt between my legs at night.
Oops!The power is too small to have any effect!
Kobayashi thought something was wrong.
At this moment, his breath was choked, and if he continued like this, he could predict what would happen.
Immediately increased the power of the magic, but in the same way, the frozen Aqua also increased the strength of her hug.
Kobayashi's face turned red immediately.
However, his strength was not as strong as Akuya's, and he couldn't break free from her embrace at all, and fell into a stalemate for a while.
Was it Aqua who couldn't bear the magic power and woke up from sleep first, or Kobayashi died of exhaustion of oxygen in his body, who can survive to the end?
Just when Kobayashi had a premonition that he was going to see Eris soon, Aqua finally reacted.
"—It's so cold!!!"
Sleepy-eyed, her clear voice with a hint of crying echoed in the silent room, and at the same time, her limbs waved back and forth in mid-air and touched the table legs and chairs beside the bed. The sound of friction and collision woke up Kazuma Sato from her sleep.
"What, what happened?"
Sato Kazuma yelled angrily, and at the same time turned on the ceiling light in the room.
"Hey, stupid goddess, why don't you sleep in the middle of the night...crazy...huh???"
The bright lights illuminated the whole room and dispelled a lot of drowsiness, but Sato Kazuma didn't think he was awake yet.
Because he saw Akua in pajamas riding on Senior Kobayashi, and Senior Kobayashi's flushed (suffocated) disheveled panting, his eyes suddenly became bigger in disbelief.
Muttered: "Akuya, haven't you been satisfied with those adventurers in the guild, and you actually attacked Senior Kobayashi secretly in the middle of the night? Are you really the pure goddess of water?!"
"It's not what you think!"
Akuya naturally wouldn't admit it.
But Xiao Lin under her looked like she was forced by the goddess, no matter what she said, no one would believe it.
"Then how do you explain what happened yesterday?"
"I drank too much yesterday! Of course, I drank too much today! So that's it!"
"You seem to be quite proud?!"
The two quarreled again.
And Xiaolin opened his blurred eyes, stretched out his hand to the two of them, wanted to say something but didn't say it in the end, and then his right hand suddenly fell.
"Senior Kobayashi!!!"
Sato Kazuma pressed Kobayashi's chest hard, and shouted anxiously: "Kobayashi-senpai!! Kobayashi-senpai!!! Akua, look at what you've done!"
At this time, Xiao Lin's consciousness gradually blurred, and the voice in his ear gradually became farther away.
Ahhh, I'm going to meet Eris again.
Wait, why do you say again?
(End of this chapter)