Chapter 8 Why don't you put a lid on it? Squirtle is a land turtle!
Chapter 8 Why don't you put a lid on it? Squirtle is a land turtle!
Looking at Ye Yinchuan, he looked thoughtful and a little confused.
You are right if you argue, showing a smug smile: "What do you think, anchor? This Squirtle has stumped you? Or you have run out of scripts and don't know how to fool the audience?"
"Don't make any noise, I'm thinking."
Ye Yinchuan's brain was working fast, but he couldn't figure out the reason for a moment.
Seeing the discussion in the live broadcast room, doubts gradually began to appear. Ye Yinchuan could only stabilize the situation first, so he put on a calm tone and said:
"Overall, your Squirtle is pretty mediocre. Whether it's his personality, skills, or individual values, he may not be suitable for a fight."
This is what Ye Yinchuan, with high EQ, would say. With low EQ, it would be just average.
But considering the Pokémon's feelings, even if he thinks you are unhappy with him, he won't be too harsh. At least, you will try to speak in words that the Pokémon can't understand.
Hearing such comments, you sneered:
"That's it? Is this your appraisal result? Are you sure you didn't find any other problems? If that's all, it's hard for me not to doubt your ability!"
It seems that the argument is about you and the arrogant one, and the comments in the live broadcast are temporarily divided into two factions.
There is a group of people who firmly support Ye Yinchuan, such as Ms. Carrot and Nutritious Woolen. They watched the live broadcast from beginning to end and can be said to be Ye Yinchuan’s first wave of loyal fans.
The other group expressed doubts, and they were basically all newcomers.
[Indeed, it’s the same as if the anchor said nothing. Can this also be considered a Pokémon identification? ]
[Haha! Forget it! It's hard to identify Squirtle. They all look the same. How can I tell them apart?]
Facing these doubts, Ye Yinchuan remained calm:
"Then I'll be frank with you, Squirtle, you are afraid of water!"
After these words came out, Gang You was stunned for a moment in disbelief, then burst into laughter, and pointed at Ye Yinchuan in a very dramatic manner:
"This is so funny! Squirtle is afraid of water! You must be kidding me! I misunderstood you! It turns out you are not a treasure appraiser, but a funny showman! Squirtle is afraid of water, it's ridiculous to say it out loud!"
The barrage in the live broadcast room also exploded instantly——
[I laughed. Do today's anchors dare to say this? Squirtle is afraid of water? The coffin lid of water Pokémon scientist Landon is about to fall apart!]
[I give up! I thought he was a king, but he turned out to be a bronze! Please, even if the anchor has no appraisal skills, at least have some common sense! ]
[Anchor, you disappoint me! How can you say such a thing? I really can't stand your anti-intellectual remarks!]
Of course, there were a few fans defending Ye Yinchuan, but they were soon drowned out by other comments.
Ms. Carrot: [I believe in the host! Even Smellyflower doesn't stink! Why can't Squirtle be afraid of water! ]
Nutrition Yarn: [I am not an expert in this area, but I think it is possible that Squirtle is afraid of water. If it is not possible, then just ignore what I said. After all, I said before that I am not an expert in this area! ]
Spring is here: [People's understanding and exploration of Pokémon is less than 20% at present, everything is possible! ]
Ye Yinchuan knew that the pace of live streaming had been picked up and even the popularity had reached a new high.
But such a rhythm is undoubtedly a double-edged sword, and it is very likely to backfire and lose the trust of a large number of viewers.
But if you can succeed, it will be easy to gain a large number of loyal fans!
To be honest, if Ye Yinchuan didn't have the ability to appraise treasures and see Squirtle's panel and information, he himself would not have dared to believe that a water-type Pokémon would be aquaphobic!
If you argue, you are right. I was originally worried that I would be slapped in the face and had to give out a Master Ball gift worth 1000 yuan.
But now seeing Ye Yinchuan making such outrageous remarks, the public opinion in the live broadcast room has completely reversed.
He couldn't help but secretly rejoice, feeling that the overall situation was already decided. It could be said that he did nothing in this wave, and it was completely the other party who shot himself in the foot!
After laughing at him harshly, he was looking forward to seeing an embarrassed and panicked reaction on Ye Yinchuan's face.
It's a pity, not really.
No matter how he mocked him or how the comments in the live broadcast room targeted him, Ye Yinchuan remained calm and even smiled:
"Are you done? Have you laughed enough? It's my turn to speak."
Seeing Ye Yinchuan's attitude, Gang is you can't help but feel ashamed and annoyed: "Okay! I'll see what kind of ivory can spit out of a dog's mouth!"
Ye Yinchuan's expression turned cold and he shouted, "Shut up! Who told you to be so rude? If you keep swearing, I'll silence you!"
The sudden scolding made you stunned. Since when could a small anchor with less than a hundred fans be so tough.
"Okay, I won't curse anyone, but the eyes of the masses are sharp. I promise that if you keep talking nonsense, there will be people coming to your live broadcast room every day to curse you until you can't continue broadcasting!" The argument means that you know you are in the wrong, and you counterattack with the mass line. Today, you are determined to embarrass this little anchor!
"Aren't you wondering why you, Squirtle, can never learn how to use a water gun? And why does it always stretch its neck subconsciously?"
After a period of sorting out, Ye Yinchuan has some idea of the current situation.
"how do you know!"
You are right. You can't help but show a surprised expression, open your mouth slightly, but close it immediately.
He is now unwilling to admit it and suppress Ye Yinchuan's identification ability, because once he admits it, it will prove that his previous remarks were all jokes!
Ye Yinchuan smiled slightly. There was no need for further explanation. The other party's reaction had already explained everything.
And those netizens who are watching the fun will not miss any details——
[Hey! If the host hadn't told me, I wouldn't have noticed! Look at this Squirtle, it seems to be stretching its neck all the time! ]
[Was what the anchor said just now right? If you argue, you are right. If you want to prove that the anchor is right, then let him try with a water gun! ]
[Ah? No way? Squirtle doesn't know how to use a water gun? Is this Squirtle really afraid of water? Bring it a glass of water and try it out! ]
Seeing these comments, Gang Zhiyou was a little panicked and quickly argued:
"My own Squirtle is afraid of water? How come I didn't know that! He can't use a water gun, but that only means he's stupid, not anything else! I usually keep him in an aquarium, how could he be afraid of water!"
As you talk, you become more and more confident that you are right.
Yes, others may not know, but don’t you know your own Squirtle?
"What I said are all facts. If you don't believe me, I can verify it for you!"
As soon as these words came out, it was like a stone stirring up a thousand waves, and the barrage of comments reversed again -
[Indeed, how could he not know whether his own Squirtle is afraid of water? ]
[There is no reason for Squirtle to be afraid of water! I raise Squirtle, this Pokémon cannot live without water! ]
[A Squirtle that can't learn how to use a water gun is indeed stupid, but that doesn't mean it's afraid of water. I think the host must have made a mistake! ]
[Let’s take a step back and say that if this Squirtle is really afraid of water, then it should also be dehydrated. However, its skin is plump and shiny, but it is definitely not dehydrated! ]
Even Ye Yinchuan's newly converted fans were starting to feel a little unsure -
Nutrition Yarn: [Don’t tag me! I said, I’m not an expert in this area! ]
Chun Nuan Hua Kai: [Is it really the anchor's fault? The anchor is also a human being, everyone should be tolerant! Hug hug hug.jpg]
Only Ms. Carrot continued to support: [I still believe in the host! His identification skills cannot be fake! ]
Ye Yinchuan never expected that his first loyal fan would be a female fan!
In addition, there are some barrages in the live broadcast room:
I am not Chao Xiong: [Meow, what the hell is going on? Sometimes it’s like this, sometimes it’s like that, watching this livestream makes me want to hit someone! ]
King Jiji: [I want to know too! Very urgent, waiting online! ]
"Take it to the aquarium where it usually lives."
Ye Yinchuan's expression changed, and he said what the audience wanted to say.
He knew that he might soon find out why this Squirtle was afraid of water.
It’s almost right. The problem lies in your usual feeding!
You are right, so you confidently bring Squirtle to the aquarium where he usually keeps the fish.
When you see the aquarium is full of water and you are right, just throw Squirtle in.
While Squirtle was paddling desperately in the water, constantly stretching his neck, trying to keep his nose above the water...
Ye Yinchuan's face turned black.
Case solved! Finally figured out why this Squirtle is afraid of water, lacks oxygen, and keeps stretching his neck!
"What the hell, you big idiot, what on earth are you doing! Why don't you seal the top of the aquarium too! Squirtle is a land tortoise!"
You are right if you argue. He was scolded all over. Wearing the Pikachu mask, his voice was trembling and aggrieved:
"Didn't we agree not to curse?"
(End of this chapter)