Chapter 9 Please dress like a person during cutscenes
Chapter 9 Please dress like a person during cutscenes
While Kobayashi was going to take care of Wiz, Sato Kazuma was also taking care of the other two in the team.
"That is to say, Xiao Lin hopes that the few of us can live together? It's a very good idea, and I agree."
Darkness nodded in agreement.
The main reason why she came out as an adventurer was to make friends, and living with her companions was something she had been looking forward to for a long time.
Huihui even raised his hands in agreement.
"It's good to live together! To be honest, I have no money now. Not only do I eat grass, I may live in a stable with horses in a while."
It was very sad to say.
How did a great magister who can explode magic get into this situation?If it is other adventurers, they must not understand the reason.
But Sato Kazuma knew that the reason was that she could only cause it with explosion magic!
So in his eyes, Huihui was so downcast that he lived in a stable, he didn't deserve sympathy at all!
After finishing the two of them, Sato Kazuma looked at the retarded goddess again.
"Hey, Aqua, do you have anything to say? Although your opinion is irrelevant."
Not to speak arrogantly, but to clarify her opinion.
Akuya is the kind who doesn't communicate with her for advice, even if the final result is good, she will suddenly regret it temporarily, so it's better to ask first to avoid her making trouble later.
Aqua did not respond.
She sat there quietly, lowering her head in thought, her eyebrows frowned slightly, as if she was thinking about something profound, her whole body exuded a peaceful and soft atmosphere, she looked like a goddess.
Sato Kazuma was stunned.
Such a goddess of water is not Aqua at all!
He thought that when the two met for the first time, he was deceived by her goddess appearance.
"Hey, Aqua..."
"I see!"
Akuya suddenly slapped the table and stood up, startling the three of them.
Then her eyes lit up and she said to Sato Kazuma: "The reason why I sleepwalk in the middle of the night is because Kobayashi's ring contains my divine power! The ring containing high-quality water attribute divine power is the reason why I hold him in my arms in the middle of the night !"
"You're still struggling with that."
Sato Kazuma rubbed his forehead in distress, and said helplessly: "We are talking about the house now, can we talk about this later..."
"Wait a minute! I'm very interested in what Aqua said!"
Megumin suddenly approached Aqua.
Darkness also leaned closer with red cheeks, and said in a hurried tone: "Yesterday, last night, you and Xiaolin hugged, hugged... hugged together?! Because of what, what did you do after that, did you That kind of relationship?! And the three of you live together, what happened last night, please explain it!"
For some reason, the two of them were also interested.
Akuya, who has a poor brain capacity, is very proud of the result of her deduction, and just wants to show it off to others.
"Actually last night..."
"Actually, Akua really sleepwalked last night! Right, woman, god, big, human?!"
Sato Kazuma pressed Akua's mouth, and at the same time warned her not to speak nonsense with fierce eyes.
"No no no no..."
Aqua was speechless.
Now the few of them are talking about living together in the team, but the chest murder happened last night.
Coupled with the fact that Akuya always likes to blame others for his mistakes, it is likely that Darkness and Huihui will have distrust of him and Senior Kobayashi, which will lead to the abortion of the proposal of sharing a house.
How could the task that the team leader gave him for the first time just let it fail like this! ! !
He firmly does not allow it!
However, Sato Kazuma didn't realize that it would be easier for people to misunderstand if Aqua was not allowed to speak out.
"Is it really sleepwalking?"
Huihui's eyes were full of doubts: "Could it be that the two of you did some tricks last night?"
"It's real sleepwalking!"
Sato Kazuma is completely true, because he is telling the truth.
Darkness panted heavily, and clasped his hands tightly: "I believe you! Sleepwalking at night, is this a daily activity of the team?! Very good, really good! I want to join too, no, please let me I join!"
hiss--
"It hurts! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts!"
Sato Kazuma cried out in pain, and wailed: "It's sleepwalking, I've already said it's really sleepwalking, it's not what you think~!"
A few people were making noise in the corner, but at some point, the noisy guild suddenly became silent.
Sato Kazuma had such an experience.
When he was still in school, the students in the classroom were talking in twos and threes, and the whole classroom was like a low-decibel vegetable market with noisy voices.
But at that moment, the classroom was suddenly silent, and the students shut their mouths together.
In this case, there is a high probability that the class teacher is here, or someone who attracts attention has appeared.
click!click!click!click!
The sound of collision between iron and iron continued to be heard, and at the door at the end of the guild aisle, a strangely shaped iron pot appeared.
There are two iron buckets with holes, a scarf like a rag, a heavy armor on the upper body, a pair of leather pants on the lower body, and a pair of high boots full of nails on the feet.
In addition, the long bow on the back, the long sword in the left hand, the short dagger at the waist, the hidden weapon at the bend of the leg...how weird it looks.
"Everyone, it's been a long wait."
A muffled sound came from the iron barrel.
Sato and Zhen looked at each other.
"Who? Your acquaintance?"
"I don't know, I don't know."
Everyone shook their heads to express that they did not recognize it.
"It's me!"
Tin Can took off his helmet, revealing a handsome face.
"It's Kobayashi (senior)?!" X4
It was Kobayashi who came.
Darkness was very excited: "What kind of shame play is this?! I want it too!"
"No, you misunderstood, it's not play."
Kobayashi shook his head in denial.
Sato Kazuma also asked: "Senior Kobayashi, why are you dressed like this?!"
"Actually, I prepared these equipments a long time ago, but I have been a lone ranger before, and now I have the opportunity to wear them."
Kobayashi introduced to everyone with great interest.
"Don't look at them like this, they are actually very powerful.
For example, the helmet can not only effectively prevent cold arrows, hidden weapons and other attacks, but also has a magic circle engraved inside it to resist mental attacks to a certain extent;
There are also scarves that increase mana recovery, armor that creates a protective shield, and boots that allow you to walk freely on vertical walls.
And there's more..."
The more he talked, the more excited he became, his fanatical appearance was very much like an Internet addicted teenager who could not stop showing off to others the super equipment he had obtained in the game.
Sato Kazuma can also understand, but this outfit is too weird.
"Senior Xiaolin, don't you think it's too conspicuous?"
"What are you afraid of, I don't care at all!"
Kobayashi said proudly: "I am a loyal Monster Hunter player!"
Monster Hunter players never look at whether the fashion is handsome or not, they always pay attention to practicality and value.
Strong is really strong, and ugly is really ugly.
This creates a phenomenon that the characters in the game are grotesque and not like individuals at all.
In addition, Xiaolin is a ruthless person who can walk on the street with a stinky giant frog on his back, so he naturally doesn't care about other people's eyes.
He doesn't care, but someone does.
"Senior Kobayashi, you will easily be regarded as the Demon King's Army and attacked by others!"
"How is it possible, I am human."
"But you don't look like that at all!"
There is also a saying in the game that "please dress like a human being in the cutscenes".
Because the face pinching, clothing, etc. are incompatible with the game environment, there will be funny scenes in the cutscenes that make people laugh and cry.
"Am I more like the Demon King Army?"
"you can say it this way."
"But they're really great equipment."
"At least it should be worn together!"
After all, reality is not a game, and wearing strange shapes may really be misunderstood.
"how so……"
Kobayashi was hit hard, Sato Kazuma didn't say anything, and gently patted Kobayashi on the shoulder to show comfort.
It turns out that Senior Kobayashi is also a problem child.
(End of this chapter)